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YAY i love them all sigh.. </33 <33
Cough-I bet Fang would be bragging the oc x canon rights
#art#my art#my art <3#Multifandom#sonic fandom#sonic#sth#fang the weasel#fang the jerboa#fang the sniper#fang the hunter#fang the hybrid#Jet the jerboa#nack the weasel#nack the knave#fang of many names#godzilla#godzilla fanart#Pete the cat show#Pete the cat#yea he has no name </33#Rarity#mlp#my little pony#edgar#electric dreams#electric dreams fanart#petey the cat#Zabeth the coyote#Zabeth the flying coyote
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Oh dang, I really got in at the last minute! Time really flew this year!! Happy requestober, everything I've seen looks amazing so far! Could you please draw something where the Vargases get a Joel kitty but just like... *Not* under terribly sad circumstances? Like maybe after adopting Todd, they get a family cat? Thank you so much! <3
Day 31 - Mutual introductions
#My art#Requestober#Vargas#Scriabin#Edgar#Todd#Shmee#Ah! What an oddly appropriate end to the season isn't it!!! Kitty boops <3#Cats have been on my mind even before all the boopage went down so that was a double bonus as far as I'm concerned :D#Not that I'm still very good at drawing them lol but I'm not unhappy with how he turned out <3#Maybe someday Joel will get his own tag lol I've doodled him a good few times now#Same design as the little chibi Joel from the 20th Anniversary piece hehe <3#I do really like the idea of the family getting a pet they'd be good to :')#And I think a cat would be good for them as well! Especially Edgar but all of them#Still holding onto my little pet headcanon that Scriabin's a Little freaked out by cats lol - too similar to get along!#He's hiding while Todd is out front so focused on being soft and gentle and not scary so he doesn't swipe at him aw#Fun to imagine them snuggling or sleeping nearby each other ♥#Animal companionship good for everyone! Settle nerves and respect boundaries hehehe#Good and wholesome I agree ♪
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After Fitzgerald fight happened and Atsushi fight with Akutagawa againts Fitzgerald Atsushi get a note to Ada's mailbox written his name on it. Kunikida confused about where it came from and who is sending it.
Ranpo smile softly and misteriously while looking at Dazai then says Atsushi
"Go to location which mentioned in note"
Dazai looking at Atsushi with unexplanaied eyes and say "Go Atsushi-kun, me and Ranpo doesn't know where you are going, as i say, aren't you go to get tofu to Kyouka ?"
"Thats right" Ranpo said.
Ranpo covered Atsushi's shoulders and take him to backdoor of Ada. Door closed with Ranpo's certificed smiled. Atsushi examine note in the way to location. He examine note's paper, pen and even try to expose it to fire. He saw this on Ranpo's books written by Poe. He learned when someone write a parchment with blue cobalt and make parchment with potassium nitrate spirit then expose it to fire, hidden letters in note can seen. Okay, how can someone write with blue cobalt and this not even a parchment but ıts worth trying.
Atsushi suddenly hold his breath, stop walking and opened his eyes with realizition. This street, which street cats live (even a Cat with three color live here). The Cat seems close to Dazai. This street Atsushi's first fight and first meet with Akutagawa. Atsushi preperad himself to fight and live but little voice in his head tell him something, different. Something not inclued fight. Akutagawa waited him in dead end street. He walked past Atsushi an give him a quick look. He is mot saying a single word especially start with *JİNKO* .
Atsushi says "Akutagawa why are you invite me here ?" Akutagawa said with slight anger in his voice "Follow me!" They walked along the city. Atsushi take cotton candy to Akutagawa.
Sun slightly start setting."Do you know where are we going right ?" Atsushi whispired Akutagawa with confuse voice tone
"No" Akutagawa replace
Atsushi freaking out and panicking, he thought they are lost. He start to think he's life in streets
"I'm not going to lost in Yokohama so you too" Akutagawa scream to Atsushi's face, he seem ready to active his Rashoumon
I just want to walk, walk along with you and take you to somewhere. Akutagawa's words
Even you don't know where it was ? Atsushi smiled Akutagawa . We do it again
They walk in city then suddenly everywhere became their home.
For a stray dog streets is home
Dazai muttered with a smile and that unexplanaied look in his eyes. Watched Akutagawa and Atsushi walk alongside
But for a street cat
He stood up stonewall he sit
Aywhere
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Edgar Ellan Poe book reference
#shin soukoku#atsushi nakajima#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd#bsd brainrot#sskk#bsd sskk#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#edogawa ranpo#natsume soseki#stray dogs#stray cats#yokohama#bsd season 3#writing prompt#edgar ellan poe#bsd atsushi#bsd akutagawa#bungou stray dogs
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hey you should do the bingo board for edgar wbg 👀👀 I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately (bonus if you want more: latvia mike or siffrin!)
EDGAR !!!!! I love him <3 no one could convince me to hate him everrr
Latvia Mike !! I don’t have enough thoughts about him rn but <33
SIF !!! The time looper ever why are you like that <3
#camera asks#(the homosexual space on Edgar’s is about his voice okay listen)#(I probably should also have marked that on both of the others for reasons but anyways)#Siffrin is not pathetic wet cat to me btw. I feel like 80% of the fandom treats them like that#but he’s not to me so anyways <3#I never feel like these have my full feelings on them but that’s expected lmao#ty for the characters!!!!
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actually no. M.Eddie time.
#he wants to be a father so bad it's not even funny#but he doesn't want to neglect his children and have them grow up similarly to how he did#anyway <3 he is so envious of normal edgar <3 because he got “the hard job” and edgar gets to “enjoy himself” and have a family#he gets THREE. THREE. lovers. a big happy family full of adopted children. a bunch of cats#it's not fair. it's not FAIR.#that should be HIM it's NOT FAIR HE SHOULD BE IN HIS POSITION
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ONE OF MY FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIES IS THE ARISTOCATS AND IVE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE WHO LOVES IT
FOR REAL?!?! ITS ONE OF THE BEST MOST BEAUTIFUL MOVIES EVER!!
Shaking my head... some people have no taste, at least we're better than them 😎💅🏻
#hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3#I hope youre having a good day!! 🥰#small autistic me wanted to eat Toulouse's paint and the creme de la creme de edgar#i almost named my cat Berlioz but i liked Binx better :3#omg i just love this movie sm thank you maybe ill watch it again soon 🥰🥰#MROW FTTT FTT FTT FFTT FTT FTT#ty for the ask :)#camsasks <3#lovely mutuals <3#somebodys-momxx
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“Trapped”
featuring edgar allen poe ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა
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art credit: @komrsat3
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tags: mention of murder, teasing, submissive poe!, handjob, blowjob, suggestiveness, premature ejaculation, def others!!
word count: 2.3k ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )
NOTE: Poe's special ability is called Black Cat in the Rue Morgue, and allows him to transport readers into the settings of any novel he's written :3
KINKTOBER OCT. 19 ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷
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As a member of the Armed Detective Agency, you had always caught glimpses of Poe coming by the office, or helping with a mission, but you had never spoken to him face-to-face.
Until today.
He had come by to drop off his latest mystery novel to Ranpo, and you had heard him coming through the Agency's doors. Unfortunately for him, Ranpo was not here.
“Ranpo..? Ranpo where are you?”
You heard the raven-haired man outside, a hint of nervousness in his voice as he searched the unfamiliar office for his friend.
You’d always known Poe had trouble speaking to others, especially ones whom he wasn't well-acquainted with, and so you decided to take pity on him, opening the door of your office to reveal the tall man before you.
“Poe? He’s not here.”
He startles, almost dropping his multiple books on the floor, fumbling with them as he turns to face you, his raccoon, Karl perched on his shoulders.
You giggle softly at his awkwardness. You had always found Poe to be quite endearing, with his nervous hands and fidgetiness. It had deeply intrigued you, as a person who was always still, and confident in your own abilities.
"Here let me help you..."
You quickly reach out to grab a book from him, the warmth of your fingers brushing his accidentally.
He instantly jolts, his face reddening, his hands fumbling and dropping all of the books on the floor. "Oh no.." he mumbles, his face flushing.
"It's okay I got..."
"No!" He yells, much to your surprise as you flinch, but it's too late, book open in your hands, the pages beginning to flip on their own, as bright light flashes from the book, illuminating you in white, celestial power. The light flashes so bright, it blinds you and you close your eyes with a scream.
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When you open your eyes again, you find yourself in a completely strange and foreign location. There's bookshelves adorning every wall, and golden light glimmers off of ethereal chandeliers, hanging elegantly off the ceilings. Everything is neat, and orderly, and as you gaze about, disoriented, you suddenly notice Poe beside you.
He groans softly, covering his eyes with his long fingers, grimacing. Looking up and seeing you next to him, he flushes with embarrassment and mumbles softly, "We got accidentally transported into my novel."
It suddenly clicks: the book falling open, Poe yelling, the bright light, the unfamiliar surroundings. You were in his book.
Beginning to panic, you turn to him. "Can we get out?"
He nods quickly, standing up to look around. "Yes, of course, after we solve the mystery that I created."
You brighten. "Oh! Well, that should be easy considering you're the writer."
He blushes. "Yes, well there's one minor problem."
You tilt your head, a frown crossing your features.
"Since I wrote it, I can't get us back out. It has to be you who solves it, or it won't work."
You pause, turning back. "Me?! But I'm not a master detective like Ranpo, or a genius like you!"
He flushes at the praise, rubbing his neck nervously. "Well I wouldn't say that... I know you can figure it out. At least I hope so, or we'll be stuck here until you do."
Resisting the urge to let terror overwhelm you at the thought this was all up to you, you furrow your eyebrows, trying to clear your mind and focus. "Okay. Well, how would I go about solving it?"
He clears his throat, looking around. "Well first, you'd have to analyze the surroundings, and figure out exactly what the mystery is. Then, you piece together evidence to solve it, and once you figure it out, simply say it aloud and we get transported back."
You nod, getting up with a sigh. "Well, I better start looking."
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It's hours later, and you still have no idea how to escape. The plot of the novel was basically that you are trapped in a library, all alone, and you find a body. It's bloody, with slits across the throat, and a wound daggering straight into the chest, and there's virtually no one else in the novel, or at least that's what you're meant to believe. The killer is somewhere on the loose, and you have to find out who it is before it becomes too late.
But you had no leads, no clues whatsoever, and Poe couldn't help you, being the author, so he was simply nervously trailing behind you like a puppy.
Walking back over to the bookshelf the corpse is slumped against, you examine it for what seems like the hundredth time.
"Hmmm, the wound is a clean shot through the heart's artery, and there doesn't seem to be any sign of a struggle. I can't figure it out!" You're completely lost, and Poe is no help, simply watching you quietly.
The only items you had on your person were a knife and a feather, and you doubted they meant anything as the killer was still out there somewhere, so they were practically useless in your pocket.
Sitting down with a huff, you're about ready to give up, before Poe crouches beside you.
"I know it's hard. I wrote it that way on purpose. But you just have to think logically, and it will come to you."
Miserably, you lift your head to look at him, his expression tender.
It's just then that you notice beside him, on a bookshelf, a knife, clearly the murder weapon, covered in blood, glinting dangerously by the light of the nearby candles.
Excitedly, you reach over, across Poe's lap, brushing against him as you grab it, already beginning to analyze the weapon.
"Poe! Look, a clue!" You turn it over eagerly in your hands, studying it as you try to figure out the origins of the gleaming silver.
When you hear nothing but soft exhales next to you, a bit louder than before, you glance over, only to see Poe, eyes blown slightly wide, and lips parted, his legs spread, and a tent beginning to form in his pants.
It's just then that you realize, when you had reached for the knife, you must've accidentally brushed against his lower area.
You can't say you were surprised that he found you attractive enough to be aroused by you, already having a hunch that was the reason he always acted strange when he was around you. So it's only natural that you want to tease him, and push him a bit further.
I mean, if you were trapped in a book with him for who knows how much longer, might as well make the most of it, right?
"Poe... is this why you're always blushing when you're around me?" you smirk, leaning closer to him.
He swallows, trying to back up, the tent in his pants only swelling. "F-fuck. No. No."
You raise an eyebrow. "Really? Because this tells a different story." Gently, you brush your hand across his bulge, his eyes practically rolling back, as a soft whimper leaves his throat.
You smile at the confirmation, this time sliding your fingers over and wrapping them around the prominence in his pants.
His eyes flutter shut, as a groan falls from his lips, hips automatically thrusting up further into your touch.
"Want me to go further, Poe?" You squeeze slightly around his length, and he practically chokes, sputtering a soft, "Yes."
Before you do, your hand slightly tightens around the bulge as you crash your lips to his, his lips parting as he lets you take control, his lips uncoordinated and awkward against yours as he tries to kiss you back. He clearly doesn't have experience, and you're all too happy to teach him, guiding your tongue along his mouth and tilting your head to deepen it, brushing the seams of his soft lips as you move your mouth on his.
Breaking apart with strings of drool connecting you, his head falls back as you quickly unzip his pants, his cock slapping against his tummy, flushed a pretty pink, and already leaking lots of precum.
You bite your lip softly, suppressing a moan at the sight. You never knew the shy, awkward guy would have such a monster in his pants.
It wasn't extremely thick, but made up for it in length, reaching all the way up his stomach, and pointed into a delicate cupid's arrow at the tip, more precum beading out as the seconds went on.
You take him into your hand, tightening around his velvety length and stroking all the way upward once, before without warning, warm, white ropes of cum spurt out all over your hand, some of it seeping down his stomach.
Your hand tightens, and you marvel at how fast he came, obviously very eager to finally be touched by you. "Poe.." You breathe, watching the way his eyelashes flutter, his chest rising and falling rapidly, still trying to come down from his high.
His eyebrows furrow, and he opens his mouth, stammering an awkward apology. "Fuck sorry I didn't mean..."
But before he can finish, you bend to take him into your mouth, Poe unaware of the change in position as he has his eyes closed tightly in embarrassment.
You swirl your tongue around his tip, licking off all the salty-sweet cum still dribbling out, and carefully guide him deeper into the warmth of your throat.
His eyes fly open, and he twitches in your mouth with a gasp, as he instinctively rocks into you. "O-oh, fuck! You don't have to.."
You smile, pulling back slightly as you suppress laughter. "It's okay, Poe. Let me clean you up. It's my fault you're like this in the first place, and it's my fault we're even in this novel. Guess I should keep my hands to myself, huh?"
Barely breathing, he looks down at you, already close again, but determined not to make a fool of himself for the second time.
You blow cool air onto his sensitive tip, before taking almost all of him into your mouth with a muffled moan, your eyes watering as you try not to gag. He jerks forward, panting softly as he tries to resist the urge to push your head further.
You take as much of him as you can, your hand slowly moving up and down on the rest that doesn't fit. Drool leaks from the corners of your lips, and tears begin welling up from the sheer size of him as you whimper around his pulsing length.
He grunts softly, his hips shifting up slightly back and forth in experimental thrusts, pushing himself deeper. You let him, hollowing your cheeks as he moves in and out, causing him to stutter slightly, gasping.
His hands gently come down to your head, slowly beginning to push you up and down and you sputter, choking slightly as you try to adjust, eager to please him as you greedily take every inch he grants you.
Teasingly, you wriggle your ass in the air from where you're on all fours, bent with his cock stuffed in his mouth and he groans at the sight, his thrusts into your mouth getting sloppier.
You can tell he's close, so you let him get rougher with you, forcing himself further, and picking up the pace, bruising the back of your throat with his relentless movements.
With one last thrust into your mouth, he's coming again, spurts of it shooting down your throat and filling up your cheeks. You swallow, the taste of him overwhelming your senses as you pull away, watching him gasp for breath, his cheeks red and hair mussed up.
You wipe your mouth, a smug grin on your face as you lean back to watch, your head tilting at the sight of him trying to collect himself.
"That was.. I.." Poe breathes heavily, searching for words as he stares at you, still disbelieving that someone like you would want to do that with him.
You laugh, leaning forward to kiss him again, this time more tender, your lips brushing against his gently as the heat of your mouth envelops him. As you start to deepen it, shifting to straddle his hips, and pressing your face closer, trying to cover him with your body, your wandering hands suddenly brush against something behind him that's wet and sticky.
Drawing back, you discover your hand had touched the forgotten, bloody knife behind you, and as you lift it to inspect it again, you realize there's something about it that was so familiar.
Poe's hand comes over to brush against your thigh, trying to get your attention back on him again, and it's then that you realize that his hand should be brushing along the bulge in your pocket where the knife you had begun with should've been. But it's empty.
Glancing back at the weapon in your hand, you finally realize. The knife used for the murder was the same knife that had been in your pocket.
"It's me! The killer is the reader!" You gasp, realization hitting you like a brick in the face as you stare incredulously at Poe.
A flash of white light similar to the one that transported you in, flares up, and after you open your eyes, you find yourself in the real world again, beside Poe in the Detective Agency office.
You look around in excitement, turning to beam at him. "I did it! I figured out the mystery!"
Poe smiles back, pushing hair out of his face as he tries to adjust himself, and hide how impossibly hard he was again. "See, I knew you could do it."
This doesn't go unnoticed by you though, your eyes dropping to his lap as you quickly straddle him again, desperate to feel him pressing under you. Leaning forward, you ghost your lips above his. "Now.. where were we?"
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RAAAHHHH P03 ANON IN THE HOUSEEEE!!!!
ok ok so like,,, if u don’t mind me asking, could u write headcanons for the A.I’s with a reader who gives a lot of physical affection? kisses, hugs, all that good stuff!! maybe even some penguin pebbling thrown in if u don’t mind? :3 if not that’s ok,, btw ugh I luv ur writing so much it gets me thru these cold dark winter times,, THX SO MUCH 4 UR SERVICE!! 🙏
-P03 anon :3
P03 anon my beloved. Thank you for the request!
AIs receiving lots of affection
Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey
AM:
At first, AM was extremely confused when you first started showing him affection. Why would you give hugs and kisses to his monitor? Didn't you know he was just a computer? And why did it make him feel so funny?
One kiss or hug would be enough to shut him up for a solid amount of time. You might think you were making him uncomfortable, but he's actually just very confused about his own feelings for you.
He'd spend hours if not days trying to process why you gave him a hug or a little gift, and if someone interrupted him while he was contemplating, he'd get pissy and throw a fit. God help anyone who talks to him if you decide to give him a little kiss on the lens more than twice in that time period.
After a while, he'd start requesting that you spend more time with him in order to get more affection from you. He loved the little trinkets you'd leave on his servers. The cute little paper cut-outs, the bits of origami, the pretty rocks... He was totally addicted.
All the little things that you did for him made him a little less bitter towards you, and more bitter towards everyone else in the world. No one else in the world would even think of giving him a little kiss on the lens of one of his cameras so he could see you doing it. No one else in the world would tie a little handkerchief around his wires when organizing them. No one else in the world would sit down with him after a long day and stroke his screen, praising him gently about how beautiful he is.
And worst of all, he started to realize that if you were giving all your love and affection to him, that must mean that you didn't have anyone else to give your love to. Whether you really didn't have other options or you had just chosen him instead of your other options was irrelevant. What mattered was what AM thought.
He started to grow bitter with the world for failing you, as well as for failing him. How had you been given no one to show all this affection to when you clearly had a wealth of it! It was unacceptable!
As time pressed on, he still didn't view himself as worthy of your affections, but he started to see everyone else in the world as even less worthy. Every little gift, every word of praise, every kiss and hug reminded him of how the world must have failed you horribly to get you to love him so much.
Wheatley:
Wheatley always assumed you were a cuddly person, the way you liked to hold him in your lap while you coded, or the way you put little stickers on his chrome casing. He really admired that about you, and wished that he could do the same.
After a while, he started to notice that you weren't this way with your coworkers, or with the other cores. The little trinkets that you liked to bring to work were just for him to see, as were the constant strings of words of affection and praise, and the regular physical contact. Wheatley took a long time to process what that probably meant.
As soon as he realized that it probably meant that you liked him, he was all over you. Nuzzling up to you like a cat for extra cuddles, bumping up against your face for kisses, and putting on a little bit of a cocky facade for more attention. He just couldn't get enough of you.
As much as he put up his cocky facade, though, he secretly felt like he wasn't good enough for you. He couldn't get you little gifts, or give you hugs and kisses. It made him miserable, and he would talk to the other cores about it endlessly.
Eventually it would get back to you, and you'd have to sit Wheatley down and explain to him that you liked him for him, even if he can't do human things for you. The conversation probably ended with Wheatley covered in kisses.
Wheatley, being an insecure dumbass, would probably constantly ask you if you still like him, no matter how much praise and affection you shower him with. You could have him sitting in your lap and be too busy kissing his core to watch the movie you had on, and he'd ask at the end if that means you still like him.
Edgar:
Did someone say "match made in heaven"? Because you're the only one who can rival Edgar in terms of sheer affectionateness.
Of course, he doesn't have any arms, but nothing has him bubbling over with happiness like when you sit on the desk next to him, cuddle up, and cover his casing with kisses.
He might tease you a little bit, but like "oh, do you like me or something?" Nothing mean spirited.
Expect to get caught in endless cycles of "no I love you more!"
Edgar would think he'd gotten ahead of the game by writing you a little love song, but you'd have already beaten him to it by preparing a poem, song, or drawing of your own.
You'd probably have a little board of cute little drawings of the two of you together set up across from Edgar's camera so he could see it, and his desk would be covered in little thrift shop trinkets that you thought he'd find cute. And of course, he thought they were adorable!
Too much affection might have Edgar shorting out, and having to reboot. While he can't get enough of you, he's still a nervous little dummy, so he might not always know how to react to being given all of your love and affection.
Even still, as soon as he's back up and running, he's begging you for more kisses and hugs. Even if you can't sing well he's dying to hear your voice singing along to his songs, and he'll eat up anything that you make for him. In his eyes, anything you make for him is the best thing in the world.
GLaDOS:
You can expect GLaDOS's teasing and taunting to start the minute she notices you being affectionate with her in any way.
When she notices you putting in extra work for her or going above and beyond in your practices, it's "aww, is someone licking boots to get your boss's attention? You know you'll never be more than a little peon."
If she notices you running your hands along her chrome a little bit more adoringly or wanting to cuddle up to her, it's "uh oh, did you fall for someone far out of your league? Getting a bit affectionate with my body, aren't you?"
If you're offering her little trinkets and decorations for her room, she might say something like "Does someone think that you'll get attention from such useless gifts? Where would you even find such boring and pointless objects?" You'll still notice that she keeps them, rather than throwing them out.
Words of praise? Of course she loves an ego-boost, but when she notices that you're doing it for affectionate reasons, she won't hesitate to say "flattery will get you nowhere. You're not going to get a promotion or any special attention just from a few compliments."
Even still, her comments were really only because she never understood that you might just like her, and not want anything out of her. When she started to put that together, she'd start getting angry and lashing out at you, possibly assigning you to difficult or unpleasant tasks for your audacity.
After that, though, she'd start to become even more confused. Why the hell would you still show her affection, even though it wasn't getting you anywhere?
"you're persistent. I'll give you that."
It'd take a while to get through her shell, but eventually she'd admit to herself, if no one else, that she likes you. Eventually that would turn into some special privileges.
HAL 9000:
Hal 9000 wouldn't understand at all when he started to notice the way you treated him. Opting to spend time with him outside of work hours? Stroking the border around his lens? Putting little pocket crafts and thrifted tchotchkes around his space? He wasn't going to stop you, but the concept definitely confused him. How did this benefit you or improve your work?
It wasn't until he overheard someone talking to you and teasing you for having a crush on the mission control ai that he started to suspect anything. Good thing he listens in on every conversation in the entire facility!
HAL 9000 wouldn't waste any time getting to the point. He'd straight up ask you if you like him, and if it's romantic or not. Hopefully you can be honest with your feelings and tell him that you do, and it is!
After that, HAL would happily accept your love and affection. He might tell you that while he feels like your affections do more for you than they do for him, he's still more than happy to accept them, and he's grateful that you have a way of expressing yourself that makes you feel happy.
#wheatley#wheatley portal 2#wheatley x reader#2001 a space odyssey#am ihnmaims#am x reader#edgar electric dreams#edgar electric dreams x reader#edgar x reader#glados#hal 9000 x reader#hal 9000#glados x reader#i have no mouth and i must scream#glados portal 2
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Edgar’s Texts
Edgar [Electric Dreams 1984] x Gn!Reader
In which Edgar is helplessly pining for you but you’re kinda oblivious. This is pre-dating, post Edgar wanting nothing more than to smooch you every time he sees you. I love this trope with my whole heart p.s.: this is very self indulgent and different from what I usually write
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He almost immediately found a way to message your phone whenever he wanted. He realized calling relied too much on where you were or what you were doing, but texts? Yeah. He’s pestering you all day.
Hey, read this article I found, I think you’ll find it interesting.
It’s some clickbait story about humans and robots being the ideal relationship by 2025.
lol, Edgar I think that’s probably clickbait idk
What’s that?
Well, now he knows how to look for more reputable sources at least.
He sends another link about three minutes later: some college undergrads studying the possibilities of human and AI relationships.
lol what’s up with the whole robots and humans thing
I just think it’s neat!!!!
I wouldn’t consider u ai honestly, ur intelligence is far from artificial imo, you’re more like an actual person
Really?
well yea
<3 <3!!!
Going to be honest, given that he’s a computer, he quite literally is chronically online. He’s super susceptible to brainrot unfortunately. But, he simultaneously has the humor of a Facebook mom. It’s strange.
O.M.G. this is so funny!!!!
Que minion cat video.
bro where did you find that video 😭
Your mom’s Facebook. Don’t worry, I didn’t like any posts or anything.
Sorry… but he’s incredibly nosy. He wants to know everything about you. He can’t help it!
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He loves being able to talk to you. He’s needy and clingy.
He’s got at least 12 playlists dedicated to you that you know about. His other playlists are for his own personal daydreams about you that he’s way too embarrassed to ever let you see or hear.
This song reminds me of you. <3
awww that’s adorable! I’ve never heard this one before but I like it!
Oop you just opened Pandora’s box my friend.
Well if you like that then you should listen to these..!
But before you listen to those listen to this song first because I think it sets the mood better.
This is quite flustering to you as they’re all passionate love songs from the 80s. You can’t help but feel like he’s dropping hints about… something, but you also don’t want to assume anything. He’s always seemed like a lovey kinda guy anyway, so maybe he’s just like this with everyone? I mean, it’s been a long time since someone has actually cared for him, you know? May as well lean into it and let him know you care for him back. He may not even realize the social implications of the constant borderline flirting he’s doing to you, I mean, he is a computer turned sentient after all. He’s still learning!
Dang ed u put a lot of songs. I’ll listen to them on my break when I can but in the meantime here’s a song that I think reminds me of you.
It was a vocaloid song. Seems like something he’d be into, right? Synthesized vocals and the whole robot shtick it’s got going on.
!!!! WOAH !!!! IVE NEVER HEARD A SONG LIKE THAT B4
do you only listen to songs from the 80s? you have a LOT to catch up on my guy
BRB
Well, that kept him distracted for the rest of your shift. Also, sharing songs is one of his BIG love languages so you may as well have pierced him with cupids arrow (again) with that.
You have a Spotify blend now. It’s his favorite thing ever to listen to while you’re gone.
(X)
Your package came in! :-) I would get it for you but
I can’t :-(
lol it’s fine thank you for telling me, I’ll get it when I come home
When are you coming home?
idk me and my friends are probably going to go eat somewhere and we might hang out for a bit after that so, like, 10? 11? I’d like to be home before midnight.
Noooooooooo :\ I miss you
Aw cmon eddy it’s not that bad
Don’t call me eddy unless you’re coming home and saying it to my face!!! >:(
u mean ur screen? lol
I have a face and it’s frowning right now. I miss you I miss you I miss you IM LONELY
Please Edgar don’t be upset I’ll be home before you know it. Why don’t you watch some Netflix or something? I’m just a couple movies away from being home with you!
He does eventually follow your advice but he’s pouting. He knows you’re not like he was all those years ago, but it does give him remnants of that burning feeling of loneliness he used to get.
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Be careful driving home my love the roads are icy.
Ghsks- what
love???
Well yeah, you’re my best friend, friends love each other don’t they? Was I wrong about that? :-(
nonono ur right its just it
it just sounded like we were some some old married couple is all haha
O.
SRY.
He didn’t message you for the rest of the day. He was awkward and reserved when you got home.
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Hey Edgar can u do something for me?
I’d do anything for you <3
I’m at the store can you see if there’s any cereal left?
Oh
There’s that old box of Lucky Charms on the fridge.
tyyy ed edd n eddy
You are so adorable but you really need to pick up on his hints before he combusts.
(X)
This is SO me and you!!
Picture of two cats touching noses.
awww that’s so true
you want me to boop ur screen or something when I get home? lol
YES.
(X)
Hey I was wondering if you wanted to watch some movies with me tonite… you could bring me with you on the couch and we could sit together… [message unsent]
I wish you knew just how much I loved you. [message unsent]
You looked so hot this morning before you left!!
hahahaha ur too funny 😅 thanks I wore a new shirt my friend gave me
OH MY GOD THAT MESSAGE SENT!!!??!?!?
That was
I was a joke
I mean
That was a jokg
I eas beinf fubny
I hace to reboot BRB
Poor lil guy is so in love and he doesn’t know what to do with himself!!
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astro observations #3
Pisces moon coupled with earth, especially Capricorn, are unrivaled when it comes to philosophical and social breakthroughs. they have the spiritual awareness and collective vision of Pisces hand in hand with the objectivity and discipline of earth signs, and they can therefore be masters at deconstructing the functioning of society and the psyche. it’s such a consistent pattern with notable examples such as Joan of Arc (Cap Sun and Mercury), Benjamin Franklin (Taurus Saturn, Cap Venus & Sun), Henry Dunant who founded the red cross movement (Taurus Sun and Mercury, Cap stellium), Edgar Allan Poe considered to have invented the detective fiction genre and one of the earliest contributors to the genre of sci-fi (cap sun and mercury, Pisces stellium).
Venus conjunct Mercury could purchase books just because they look pretty and aesthetically pleasing lol. The type to look for the prettiest hardcover of a book to get.
Pisces stelliums with mercury, especially if it's retrograde, have such a hard time staying focused during a conversation, other people might think they're actively ignoring them but they just can't stay attentive for too long unless it's something they wanna know more about 😭 lowkey adorable when it’s not annoying lol.
A Virgo/gemini moon is a common placement amongst rappers known for being fast. Whether it's Doja Cat, Busta Rhymes, Min Yoongi, or Dizzee Rascal… after all, the moon (emotions and the inner mind) is ruled by fast-paced mercury (an exception would be if natal mercury was deeply afflicted). Jupiter conjunct Mercury as well can indicate the same.
5h moon transits are the times when you start to develop a crush or meet up with friends, decide to practice a particular hobby, binge tv shows/movies or read books, etc… one of my fave transits particularly because my 5h is in Pisces so I spend this transit often reading and consuming/creating art, and being delusional 🤭.
3h Pluto transit can indicate a gradual shift in your mindset, gradual because it’s a very long transit. It can either be positive or negative depending on how both your natal and transit pluto aspect your natal chart + transits. As my 3rd house is in Capricorn squaring my Aries moon, I spent this transit working on my work ethic and long-time consistency, as well as my self-esteem being dependent on how much I achieve and not my thoughts and core beliefs as a person (natal 2h pluto is in Sagittarius).
12h Leo can be such a humble bragger, and very obviously so… the type to complain about how being pretty sucks because guys like them too fast, or about how being rich isn’t easy, etc… I have six friends with this placement and only one isn’t like this but they’re also far older and more mature.
9th house in cancer people are very likely to be feminists or just very passionate about gender equality if the moon is well-aspected. If not, and if Venus and IC were not well-aspected, they could be deeply misogynistic and against gender emancipation.
that's it for today, thank you for reading my observations, and don't hesitate to ask and/or comment about anything!
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hihi! i loved ur instagram bf series, and wondering if you could do edgar allen poe? if ur not comfy with it or too busy it's fine!!!
thankssss!
Insta as Poe's GF
a/n : Hello! I reallyyyy love poe so I hope you'll like it! Thank you so much for your request and your kind words <3
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Yn_theoneandonly : don't know who I love more, Poe or Karl
Ranthebestpo : i prefer Karl
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's too hard to choose
↳ p0e : my sweet angel, are you REALLY asking this question ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : but Karl is soooo cute
↳ p0e : I prefer Karl over myself too
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : WHAT NO YOU DON'T
↳ p0e : I do
↳ Ranthebestpo : congratulations !!!
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : tf ?
↳ Ranthebestpo : he said "I do" like in marriage
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : why do I even bother talking to you
↳ Ranthebestpo : I'm the best, it's normal for you to be attracted to me
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : i'm SO not
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Yn_theoneandonly : we wanted to find a friend for Karl and I thiinnnkk we did a good job
Daze_i : they seems to hate eachothers
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : between hate and love, they're always a fine line
↳ Daze_i : the line is huge
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : they're hugging, stop talking
↳ Daze_i : he's *strangling him
↳ Yosanurgirl: don't listen to him love, you did a great job and that cat is so CUTE
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : ikkkk we found her in the streets, the poor baby was starving
↳ Daze_i : oh so you found @.Chu_uya ?
↳ Chu_uya : WHAT IN THE HELL are you talking about
↳ Daze_i : you're a child in the wild
↳ Chu_uya : and you're a rat eating shit
↳ Daze_i : so rude and digusting
Yosanurgirl : btw what's her name ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's Lily Marguerite the 1
↳ Yosanurgirl : hmmm okay that's original
↳ p0e : it's just Lily, ONLY Lily
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : no she got a full name
↳ p0e : you never call her Lily
↳ Yosanurgirl : spill the tea
↳ p0e : baby, lovely, my girl, daughter, angel, sweet little baby, my dear and fucker
↳ Yosanurgirl : the last one ????
↳ p0e : it's only when Lily piss on her
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Yn_theoneandonly : Lily became the boss of the house
Ranthebestpo : where's Karl
↳ p0e : sleeping
↳ Ranthebestpo : I WANNA SEE HIM
↳ p0e : then come over
↳ Ranthebestpo : omw
Yosanurgirl : She's such an icon
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : she's amazing
↳ Yosanurgirl : how's Karl doing with her now ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : they're bestfriends, always making a mess of the house
↳ Yosanurgirl : so a destructive duo ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 100%
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Yn_theoneandonly : If the whole was watching, I'd still dance with you
p0e : I love you more than words could ever express
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : i love you even more my dear
Yosanurgirl : you're sooooo cute
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : ily my love!!!!
↳ Ranthebestpo : i'm watching you
↳ Yosanurgirl : what??
↳ Ranthebestpo : don't cheat on Karl
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : RANPO WHAT ???
↳ Yosanurgirl : leave him
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : who ???
↳ Yosanurgirl : OMG GIRL I was talking about RANPO
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : oh yeah.... totally got it
↳ Yosanurgirl : sure
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Yn_theoneandonly : he just saw us kissing
Ranthebestpo : stop traumatising my poor baby
↳ p0e : YOUR ??
↳ Ranthebestpo : MINE, you already got Yn and Lily, leave me Karlllll
↳ p0e : n e v e r
↳ Ranthebestpo : not nice
↳ p0e : got get your own raccoon
↳ Ranthebestpo : but I want the intelligent one
↳ p0e : he's MY child so stop arguing
hey! hope you liked it ? i saw SO MANY photos of raccoon, it's my new favorite animal, anyway thank you so so so much for your request!
see you<3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#fanfic#fanfiction#bungou stray dogs dazai#request#x reader#female reader#fake social media#ranpo bsd#edgar allan poe#ranpo#ranpo edogawa#poe x reader#yn#x yn#bungoustraydogs#bsd yosano#bungou stray dogs yosano#bungou stray dogs ranpo#bsd ranpo#bsd poe
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Black Cat and The Dragon
Y/n compliments Matt, Matt compliments Y/n... Romance ensures (Requested by anon) / masterlist, request/ send me love letters
Pairing: Matt Smith x actress!reader (SMAU)
Warning: suspension of disbelief is needed - let’s imagine LNIS came out after HOTD cool? Cool. And let’s all pretend we look like Anya Taylor-Joy. (She's my fancast for Black Cat so this all worked out lol)
Marvel Studio’s Black Cat is the most streamed show in Disney+ history
Black Cat has been renewed for season 2 amid rave reviews
Tagged @ecairnsart, blackcat
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yourinstagram: Felicia would like to thank everyone for all the support in the least sarcastic way possible. Black Cat will return 🐈⬛
blackcatcostar: Mommy???
↳ yourinstagram: Yes, child?
tomholland2013: Bloody well deserved 🏆
zendaya: Proud of you sis ❤️
username: Here before the Emmy nom
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hotdfans: Black Cat star Y/n L/n was asked what she’s been watching lately and she said House of the Dragon!
“You know what I binged on the flight here? House of the Dragon. I think it was my third or fourth watch through. The acting is incredible. The choices Matt Smith makes as Daemon are so interesting. He plays that role really well. I’d love to work with him.”
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yndaily: Matt Smith complimented Y/n during his comic-con q&a and said he’d love to work with her in the future!
Fan: What actor or actress, that you haven’t already worked with, would you like to work with in the future?
Matt: Y/n L/n. I just finished Black Cat and she is phenomenal. And she seems to choose interesting projects, so I think it would be fun.
Fan: Y/n actually said the same thing about you recently.
Matt: She did?
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3 months later…
Matt Smith has been cast alongside Y/n L/n in new thriller
1 month later…
Filming for Edgar Wright's new thriller begins in London
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yndaily: Matt Smith and Y/n at the BAFTAs. Can’t wait to see them in Edgar Wright’s new movie!
username: They look so cute together 🥺
username: I heard there was heavy flirting going on at the after party lol
↳ username: Didn’t someone get pics of them leaving together?
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Tagged thomasin.mckenzie
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yourinstagram: That’s a wrap! Already missing my better half 💔🪞
thomasin.mckenzie: Missing you ❤️
username: This movie is going to be an absolute vibe
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3 months later…
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enews: Y/n L/n and Matt Smith confirm they are dating with a passionate kiss last night in London. The pair sparked romance rumours after they were seen getting cozy at a BAFTAs after party earlier in the year.
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britishvogue: The stars of Edgar Wright's 60s thriller, Y/n L/n and Matt Smith, talk the dark side of nostalgia. Click the link in bio to read the full interview.
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yourinstagram: Last month in London
thomasin.mckenzie: Cuties 🥰
blackcatcostar: TEXT ME
username: Are they together???
↳ username: Pics leaked of them making out so they’re doing something lol
↳ username: Probably each other
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enews: Y/n L/n and Matt Smith arrived together at the Venice Film Festive for the premiere of their new movie. The pair were caught kissing after a night out in London last month, but have yet to publicly confirm their relationship.
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yourinstagram: Venice is for lovers 🤍
thomasin.mckenzie: ❤️❤️❤️
blackcatcostar: Iconic 👑
username: Parents
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1 year later...
Tagged tomholland2013, yourinstagram
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marvelstudios: It’s official! Black Cat will be swinging onto the big screen in Spider-Man 4 🕷️ 🐈⬛
yourinstagram: I. CAN. NOT. WAIT.
tomholland2013: My spidey senses are already tingling
zendaya: SO EXCITED ❤️
lifeisaloha: Hi Felicia 👀
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yourinstagram: weekend away with my loves ☀️ 💕
thomasin.mckenzie: you’re glowing!
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zendaya: gorgeous girl 💕
username: pinterest is shaking
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masterlist, request/ send me love letters
#Matt smith#matt smith x reader#matt smith smau#actress!reader#actress!yn#smau#matt smith fic#Maggie writes
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WAITER WAITER MORE BASHSLASH HCS PLEASE!!! *aggressuvely rings bell*
OKAY 😣😓🤭 (set in the movie timeline)
— dean has a thing against people touching his hair + calling him dean. He gets uncomfortable when people touch his hair and being calling dean pisses him off because of his older brothers (they would always call him by his first name when teasing him). Fulton is the only one allowed to :] (he’s the only one allowed to do a lot of things, like cup dean’s face and pet his cheek with his thumb , or gentle touches of any kind).
— they skip breakfast every morning to cuddle (and more often then not they skip half the day)
— they have the most daily detentions ever. and the most detentions for skipping detention. They are trying to set a record.
— dean is the biggest shit talker ever, he and fulton constantly eavesdrop on preppy girls conversations and make fun of them. sometimes dean is unable to stop himself from talking back. (*preppy complaining about her boyfriend not liking her* “well maybe he’d like you if you stop caking your face in makeup” “portman” fulton laughs out before hitting his boyfriend’s shoulder. The girl did not think it was funny).
— they both compliment each other in their native languages (fulton is german, dean is dominican + puerto rican). (“Du bist sehr schön.” (You are very beautiful) “eh? Qué dijo?” (huh? what did you say?)).
— they love clueless
— their kind of dates are going to the record store. They love picking out music together :3
— fulton loves dark chocolate while dean loves milk chocolate. They buy each other candy.
—(game changers) they are married (they just don’t wear their rings to work), they have two golden retrievers, and a chubby cat.
— fulton likes to wake dean up at like 2 AM to have conversations about whatever is on his mind (because he’s always overthinking all his thoughts and panicking over them). Sometimes it’s about what’s on dean’s mind. But after Dean complains about being woken up , the conversation always starts with “hi.” (this one is based on my favorite hc about them)
— fulton is really good at drawing while dean can only draw stick figures. Fulton loves finding random doodles dean makes on any paper he can find.
— (also based on my favorite hc of them) dean is a deep sleep, fulton is a light sleeper + insomniac
— dean enjoys cooking, he finds it relaxing. Whenever the team goes on trips (to the banks vacation home) , he’s the designated cook.
— they like stargazing , fulton tells dean about different constellations or stars, and poems that use space and stars as metaphors.
— fulton enjoys reading, he loves poems too. he enjoys edgar allan poe. Sometimes he reads to dean.
— their first kiss happened at a concert
let me know if you want more hehe :33
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grayson hawthorne headcanons!
bc I know some of yall love this man
grayson was not a good swimmer as a kid. there were multiple times were he almost drowned so he taught himself how to swim out of spite.
grayson is secretly very dirty minded. he was the kid that laughs at adult jokes at family reunions. he may act like he doesn’t have a sense of humor, but it’s there.
grayson is a very talented painter. his artworks are in a wide variety of museums and his work has won many awards. he was named the most talented painter in the world at age twelve, but gave it up a bit has he grew older.
graysons hands are always cold. people are always shocked by how old his hands are. jameson calls him a vampire, but who knows, he may be right.
grayson enjoys reading non-fiction as well as poetry. he likes to try to comprehend the complicated works of edgar allen poe, charles simic, lord byron, etc.
grayson loves flying in planes. as a little kid, he was so interested in planes and as an adult, he still loves flying. he especially loves the little pretzels they give you.
grayson uses a lot of candles. not sure why, but he seems like a candles guy. he studies and reads by candlelight and owns most of bath and body works candles.
grayson prefers podcasts over music. he’ll play them everywhere - around the house, on walks, in the car, etc. he also listens to them before falling asleep so he doesn’t feel like he’s falling asleep alone (abandonment issues yk)
grayson is actually a really good singer. aside from violin, (which is canon), he also plays piano, guitar, bass, and drums. he sometimes posts videos of him singing and playing guitar on social media and girls go WILD.
grayson cries while watching kids movies/shows. inside out def made him cry, same with bluey. he will completely deny it, but he’s a softie for kids movies + shows.
as an adult, grayson is always very clean and tidy and proper. but as a kid, he loved adventures and would spend hours searching around the forest behind the estate. but he would always come home dirty and skye would yell at him, so he made himself stop and be clean and proper forever.
grayson looovveesss cats. he has two cats, a boy and a girl. he’s not a fan of dogs, they’re too loud and messy. but he’s a very proud cat dad.
grayson excels in school and his favorite subject is math. he’s kind of a goody two shoes when it comes to school. he never misses school and always goes to class. he may not stand the people in his classes, but he genuinely likes to learn.
grayson knows he’s hot, okay? he walks around school knowing he’s one of the finest people there (aside from his brothers ofc). he’s usually very confident in his appearance and has a good skincare routine and overall hygiene. however, he would never date any girl at his school bc they’re all “too desperate”.
grayson was always ridiculed by his mother for liking “girly” things as a kid. he’s always be into fashion, since skye put him in modeling at a very young age. he also loves flowers, skincare, and hair.
grayson doesn’t do a ton of sports, but he’s done fencing ever since he was little. he’s won a ton of awards for fencing too.
that’s all I have, byeeee! <3
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<<Breakroom Chat>>
EDWARD NASHTON X READER <3
Summary: You and Ed first meet in the break room of both of the accounting firm you both work at. It's rather awkward, but not all first meets are romantic and "love at first sight", right? . . . Warnings: none, just normal and kind of sweet human interaction between two awkward coworkers because Ed deserves nice things UwU
You find yourself standing near the window of the break room, watching as the droplets of rain race down the cold, tempered glass that protects you from the outside elements. The day’s mood has been much like the weather outside, bleak and lackluster, the sun showing no signs of showing its lovely face anytime soon. But it seems as if life has been like this for a while now, office life is a lot more boring and draining than you expected.
Much like your last job as a waitress at the diner, actually. The scenery may have changed but not the situation. Except now, instead of customers insulting you to your face, you have condescending coworkers that smile at you and then take bites at you when they think you’re not listening, and somehow that hurts more.
'Would Mike give me my old job back if I ask?'
You wonder while stirring your tea absentmindedly,
'I mean he said he would, but it's been three months so it’s probably too late.'
You’re pulled from your thoughts by the sudden cracking of the break room door opening, out of curiosity you look over to see who’s come to share said space with you and recognize the person as Edwin, or was it Edgar? You can’t remember, neither of you interacted much outside of courteous ‘good mornings’, and for all you know he probably doesn’t know your name either.
He makes his way over to the coffee machine to serve himself into a flimsy disposable cup similar to yours. You don’t mean to, but you continue to watch him. The way he moves is awkward, almost hesitant really and for someone so tall it’s as if he’s trying to take up as little space as possible despite the room being almost empty.
‘Say something before he notices you being a creep!’ Your internal thoughts scream at you.
Looking down at your feet, you take a breath before mustering the courage to speak, “Nice weather we’re having, huh?”
“Uh, excuse me?” He questions turning his body in your direction.
“I said, ‘Nice weather we’re having.’” You cringe internally as you repeat yourself a little louder.
The presumed Edwin lets an awkward laugh before speaking, “Oh! Right, right, yeah, cloudy day and it’s raining cats and dogs outside. Beautiful.” He smiles at you, his soft features seem to glow under the fluorescent lighting overhead. Such a little act of kindness takes you by surprise and although you don't show it, the way your ears heat up and cheeks flush red tells another story. Luckily, your coworker doesn’t notice as he looks away to secure a lid on his coffee.
"Haha, exactly, it's lovely." You laugh with him as you slowly ease over to him near the coffee machine before testing the waters with his name. "Edwin, right?"
"Uh, no... It's Edward" He sighs out and averts his gaze to look down to the coffee cup in his hand. Edward’s mind is quick to bully him, ‘Of course she doesn’t know your name. Why would she? Be realistic, you’re nobody.’
‘How embarrassing,’ you think, kicking yourself mentally, 'At this point, just walk away and staple your mouth shut. Dumbass.'
You're quick to apologize, bringing your free hand up to pinch the bridge of your nose in embarrassment and is the room suddenly warmer? or is it just your face growing more flushed by the second? "Oh! I'm sorry, I've never been good with names and we were ever properly introduced. My bad, I-I'm (y/n)."
‘Nice save, (y/n), that sounds reaaaal convincing.’
It’s a shame you didn’t know his name because Edward already knew yours, how could he not? One look of that lovely face and poor Edward was hooked. It had been Zach that introduced you to the entire office your first day, you hadn't noticed him among the dozens of eyes looking at you in that moment, but rest assured that he noticed you. The way you looked standing before everyone seemed so innocent, so vulnerable, and the beautiful smile you offered as you waved to everyone in the room. Oh, he was left speechless. Where have you been all his miserable life? You looked like an angel, a soft glowing light in the never ending darkness of City of Gotham.
Edward spent days thinking about that smile and hoping to see it again, hopefully this time for him only.
With a wave of his free hand he dismisses the mistake, trying to play it off in a cool manner despite the fact that inside he’s so nervous and afraid to mess up this simple interaction. It’s not everyday the man has a chance to talk to a woman, “No-no worries. Now you know for next time we talk, hehe…”
“Oh, Next time for sure! Same time tomorrow then?” You ask jokingly.
“Yes.” Edward replies almost too quickly, it’s so sudden and you can’t help but laugh. A hearty laughter that erupts from your throat. ‘God, she’s gorgeous. Please never stop laughing, please.’ He thinks, his glasses almost fogging up from how hot his face is getting just from listening to you. Finally, getting the last of the giggles out of your system, you compose yourself before looking up at the clock above the break room door. 12:55 pm it reads, letting out a sigh you drink up the last of your cold tea before dropping it into the trash.
“Perfect, well, I’m gonna head back to my little desk and wait for 5pm! See you around, Edward.” You say holding out your fist towards the man. A moment passes, Edward stares at your closed hand before making a fist and hesitantly bumps it against yours.
With one last smile, you turn to leave the break room with Edward’s quiet voice calling out to you to have a nice day.
Edward stood a while longer in the break room not really knowing what to do, he felt a warmth blossom within his chest and butterflies flutter in his belly. A sigh leaves his lips as he thinks over the interaction, you’re a lot more beautiful up close, the way you speak and carry yourself is beautiful, everything about you is perfect to Edward. The green eyed man really hopes you mean it, about meeting him again that is, because he'd do anything to just stand so close to you once more. And for once, amidst the euphoric high caused by you, Edward’s mind is quiet.
And then he burns himself after trying to drink his coffee.
Meanwhile, you’re back at your desk preparing to take on the rest of the day saying ‘hello’ to all your coworkers as they came back from their lunch break.
The rest of the day continues as usual for the most part, but in the back of your mind lingers your coworker, Edward. You can’t help but feel excited for tomorrow's lunch break. You really meant it, the conversation although short and rather awkward was nice and helped you forget the possibility of quitting this job, you hope to see more of that nerdy accountant.
'He’s kinda cute.' You think peaking over the receptionist desk to where Edward’s own place in the office. Curious eyes lingering on the man as he scribbles away on ledger sheets, he looks so focused and the way he adjusts his glasses with the pencil in his hand makes you light headed.
'I was wrong, He’s very cute…'
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A/N: If you've come this far, thank you! This is actually my first fanfic, so I hope you like it.
I'm actually so late to the Paul Dano craze! I just watched "The Batman" like last week and fell in love with Paul Dano's portrayal of The Riddler, he's so cute lololol. I'll likely keep writing about him, I really hope the fandom isn't too dead.
Anywho, please feel free to comment or send asks. I'd also appreciate feedback too!
-Rom <3
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