HE DOESNT LIKE SOAP BECAUSE
BE..CA..USE BECA..USE B..ECAU..S-
BECAUSE THE SOAP IS SUSAN
RAHHHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅
THAT SOAP IS ORANGE
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ORANGE?
ORANGES.
THEREFOR THE PROBLEM IS SUSAN
NOT ALASTOR.
ID LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THIS MAN IS STINKY
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CC: )(-EY GIRL! AR-E YOU A WORM? B-ECAUS-E
CC: Coddammit. I )(it send too early. 38(
CC: )(ey girl are you a worm? Because I am )(ooked on you! 38)
CC: Actually I guess it would be ')(ey girl, are you a )(ook? Because I am wormed on you!'
CC: No it wouldn't t)(at's nofin.
CC: )(ey girl, are you a fis)(ing rod? Because I am )(ooked on you!
CC: )(ey girl, are you a fis)(ing rod? Because I'd like to reel you in!
CC: Hey girl!
CC: Fis)(! 38)
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