#unrequited moonbucks

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

the earth relies on the moon the moon needs the sun the sun the sun loves the stars and the stars are alone alone alone

[t1oui]

"unrequited prongsfoot" this "unrequited prongsfoot" that where's my unrequited moonbucks. give

[bimarymacdonald]

you know, moonbucks isn't necessarily my otp for either of them (i am. So very basic) but i definitely do ship them at the very least in like a. mutually unrequited way (oh they love each other and they take care of each other and they're good for each other but they just want other people more even if those people are not good for them and do not love them the way that they love each other). but also in the kind of way where. They both love each other and they both know it (they're not pining.) but they are not together because circumstances (whatever those circumstances may be) won't allow it and also. in the "i will take care of you, without ever holding it against you, even when we are both at our worst. and i will be whatever it is you require, whether that is a lover or a friend or both or neither, even when it hurts." Yeah idk i have feelings for them

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

okayb for my first ask of the new generation. consider crack idea so we all know remus is super duper jealous of sirius and james. right. right. we dont know whether he's jealous more of sirius or of james or of both. but either way he think theyre both too beautiful and they'll never notice him unless he takes some desperate measures so he signs up for experimental procedure that turns a normal guy into a veela (imagine chris evans turning into capt. america montage) and they inject it in him and ok wow its perfect but then. the guy injecting it is like okay perf haha u should be pretty and blonde in a day or two and remus is like so this has a 100% success rate with no side effects right and the guy is like yea for sure since ur not a werewolf or a giant some freaky shit like that. oops. he never told them and now hes freaking out but he cant tell the guy hes a werewolf ECAUS then his whole life is over so he just waits. and watches. and nothing happens until he starts growing gnarly hair out of his ears and nose and various crevices because basically the serum is supposed to bring out the trace veela blood most wizards have in them but since the werewolf blood in him is the more dominant half breed blood it brings that out instead and now he's basically bigfoot and he should be sad but on the plus side the change makes him 7-8 inches taller and now he's almost james and sirius' height so hes still hopeful that maybe his newfound appearance will have some effect on them. and the effect is laughter

id let him hit tbh

KFSKLS NO THIS IS. SO SAD BUT SO FUNNY. remus being literally in awe of j&s to the point where he considers wizard-plastic-surgery and gatekeeping info... so real. remus crying screaming throwing up before he convinces himself it's okay and he goes to the dorm and leans on the door all sexy like "hey ;)" and james is just staring at him and sirius is like jamie why is there a troll in our dorm . james and sirius fix him up after making him cry because theyre geniuses and remus is grateful and falling in love and james and sirius fuck later that night and remus is jacking off listening to it . he also cries a lot. also peter throws an onion at him (hurts more than a tomato)

on a more sirius serious note, though, are you okay? why and how did you think of this im pissing myself laughing.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

Remus and sirius both fancy James so bad but remus is a loser and stupid and thinks he has a chance, but j ans s have been fucking for months (obv but remus was in denial or smth) so he keeps trying to seduce James and keeps asking Peter for help but Peter doesn't rly want to because HE wants James OR he's all for it cuz he wants sirius and James and separating them gives him a chance. (Either way it doesn't work)

HELP YES LMFAOO . sirius yearning for james is his natural state so like even thought herye fucking hes like sigh i love him. j&s both think remus knows bc theyre open abt it and j thinks remus is just beign nice ("he had oil!!" "for a massage" "an anal massage??") and sirius like knows remus is beign a shit but he's like ykw its fine bc he doesnt feel jealousy bc he knows no one will evr choose anyone over hm let alone JAMES choose REMUS (this isnt remus slander i swear) , peter also knws j&s r fucking and he knows everything hes smart he knows remus wants james and he knows sirius knows and yes omg hes in love w sirisu so hes like egging remus on bc if james looks at remus too long sirius wd b mad at him and hate remus so hed have to rely on peter and sure james wd b back but by then sirius wdve surely realized peter wd never look at any1 else bthim ??? it doesnt work bc james doesn't look at remus for "too long" bc hed rather gouge his eyeballs out blend them make a smoothie and drink them before looking at anyone who isnt sirius