#ebaumsworld

[rawrdotzip]

https://xuv8r.neocities.org

[xxloveyoutooxx]

web homes

which one would you choose?

[violent-j]

Gathering of the Juggalos, circa 2014.

[waybackwanderer]

Bad Costumes - ebaumsworld.com Oct 2004 Archived Web Page 🎃

[nictelsm]

Absurd? Check. EbaumsWorld watermark? Check. Megaman Sprite Comic faces? Check. Seizure inducing graphics? Check. Irony? Possible check. Comedy necrophilia? Obvious check.

Basically my style of absurd comedy as usual.

Fact: The jumbled up text that Colin Mochrie is spewing out is actually a scrambled up version of what modern internet users think an account biography is. Nothing genuinely informative, just identities, political slogans and fake mental disorders. That's all!

[give-a-rating]

[aghastlyshart]

I'll just wait until I'm 18 to transition </3 like I already look androgynous without my growing neckbeard ...

[championofsanghelios]

ebaumsworld - yeah I know they literally stole everything and shove their dumbass watermark over them. but I was a dumb kid and it was one of the few sites (that strangely) our high-school internet didn't block at the time.

had some thoughts about how memes and internet culture has changed so much since i was a kid, so i decided to run a lil poll. let's go.

[ladyshinga]

how i stare @ life's invisible camera while a fellow millennial goes on about how all this "skibidi ohio" shit is unprecedented generational nonsense when i know damn well they went through the same ebaumsworld quote phase that i did

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I was reading a reddit thread about lost media you'd like to see recovered and someone mentioned a 9/11 video titled "LOL SUPERMAN". "LOL SUPERMAN" is allegedly an up amateur recording of one of the twin towers jumpers actually hitting the ground up close. it was purportedly a popular shock video in the early aughts that became increasingly difficult to find for reasons unknown. all that exists at this time is a nondescript screenshot of the buildup to the event.

Now, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that this video does not exist. There is no way that footage from 9/11, let alone footage of someone dying on 9/11 that was fashioned into viral shock content, could ever go unarchived. Even the title "LOL SUPERMAN" implies a degree of well-recognized memeticism in saving and sharing the video. If this video was real there would have been an encyclopedia dramatica article about it where a low res gif of the person hitting the ground was stickied to the top of the page. There would be a gallery subsection where someone would have edited awesomeface over the face of the deceased. And a sped-up version of the gif with the caption "chocolate raaaaaaiiin". The opening of the article would be something like "LOL SUPERMAN" is a shock video of a twin towers jumper being pwned by gravity".

And yet, a Mandela effect seems to have occurred. Hundreds of people insist that they have seen this video with no detail of the circumstances beyond having a vague recollection of it being online- and despite its virality, they never happen to be any one of the ones who actually saved and sent it to someone. I can't help but wonder if this type of amnesia is induced from a combination of the post 9/11 cultural landscape, where lurid images of victims were weaved into every aspect of reality, and the rise of aughts shock sites ripping videos of people dying from the context of their own lives to induce a similar kind of unease on the internet. The camcorder footage of people waving for help in the burning buildings has the same crunchy, digital consistency of camcorder footage you'd find on liveleak. At a certain point of constant exposure, it all just becomes snuff. I can imagine someone hearing about "LOL SUPERMAN" in 2009 after viewing 2guy1hammer on ebaumsworld and thinking "well, it's gotta exist, right?".

[ronearoundblindly]

Ohhhh, do you remember OMG SHOES?

I have not thought about Charlie the Unicorn in years...omg

That takes me back!

And also….. honorable mention

I introduced my hubs to these two a few months ago…. We often quote lines from both of them. 😂😂😂

[waybackwanderer]

skatedog.wmv "סקטמן" by "פספוסים" Nov 2003 Archived Media File 📀 🔊

[hotvampireadjacent]

BRUHHHHH how is ebaumsworld still around

[papayajuan2019]

ebaumsworld and newgrounds are also indie sleaze. encyclopedia dramatica too