#eating dirt right now

[strawberrylemongrass]

I need to be OUTSIDE

I need to be in the GRASS

I need to eat DIRT

WHAT the FUCK!!!

[morn1e]

Ur right, someone IS talking about u... 😈😈😈

AND IT'S ME!!! 😈😈😈 SURPRIIISE!!!

Commissioned from @/g0r3_str33t on Discord

Dude acts like such a good little house husband bc they both know she's way too good for him 😭😭😭

WHAT? WHAT? EHAT. I NEED TO FUKCING BLOW MY HOUSE UP. I AM GOING 2 B FIKVING SICK

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 46

To help with their civilian identities, most of the Justice League refers to each other as their DnD party. The thing is though, several of them start learning how to play, mostly those who aren’t too sure what it is at first and then it spread. Now they actually are playing a DnD game. At the Watchtower, with the Bat ending up as the Dungeon Master. How he has ended up as such, he isn’t too sure, but he’s pretty good at doing different voices. Helped along by bringing the kids sometimes and them insisting on voicing some kobolds or goblins. 

[jamiesfootball]

Just had the biggest galaxy brain idea of all how about Sam Obisanya fights Jamie’s dad in a parking lot

[megamindsupremacy]

As a huge Npmd fan I just want to ask you for filling my dash with posts and canary’s about it 💕

Im having a blast

IM ALSO HAVING A BLAST

[dawnmarionette]

aabria iyengar how dare you make me tear up listening to That part of ep33 at work. i had to excuse myself from my desk to take a couple laps around the warehouse so no one could see my eyes getting watery

[avernusdamned]

good morning i am very sorry for lack of activity my life has suddenly turned Chaotic As Fuck so i'm trying to bring my mind back down to earth LMAO thank u for ur patience and if ur reading this i hope you have a good day MWAH

[moxley]

“dammon is the most attractive man in baldur’s gate 3 because he’s kind” oh so you’re saying i have bad taste just because i would rather fuck the narcissistic devil who has been keeping literal hope locked up in a dungeon for years? … you may have a point

[circusclownproductions]

Shaking, sniffling, sobbing etc cuz my favorite hole in the wall food place shut down and I will never experience food like that ever again

[aropride]

"why is it that the fans of this children's show on tumblr are all teenagers or in their 20s and 30s??? theyre such freaks. where are the CHILDREN this show is FOR??? they're being drowned out of fandom spaces by ADULTS-" my brother in christ the children the show is for are too young to be on tumblr

[dirtydeet]

Personally I think sebastian and ciel like to stay up late playing chess and talking shit about other nobles and waitstaff and then then they snuggle and maybe they even bake little treats in the hot hot oven.

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Now I can finally lay down and die

Guess who just realised they've been drawing Zoro's scar on the wrong eye for like a month now-

[blue-jayyy8657]

there is just too much wrong with the world and that stresses me out

why cant we just sit in a big circle and eat dirt like children

[pebblezone]

I want her.

[todd-queen]

locked tomb and hannibal brain rot the intimacy of eating another person. physically spiritually metaphorically to consume someone wholly or in pieces. knowing or choosing to forget/overlook eating another human being. hannibal feeding his friends the people he's killed while psychologically eating them by destroying their lives. john watching all of his friends eat their very best friends after he resurrected them without them knowing and made himself their god. griddle begging harrow to eat her vs hannibal feeding gideon to himself. corona being spared by her sister and seeing herself as a meal refused. hannibal who does not honor every part but makes lavish feasts of what little he does take. will bringing hannibal fish to cook for dinner to show the power he has over him 'it was my turn to provide the meat.' alecto 'this is how meat loves meat.'

maybe this makes no sense but I wake up every day thinking about all these metaphysical, and literal, cannibals and I just had to get this out

[the-evil-pizza]

Kuja is SO dramatique over food you really wouldn't be able to guess this binch has 3 whole meals during the day plus a bunch of snacks inbetween