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ami-ven · 2 years

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Happy National Eat Your Beans Day!

#national eat your beans day #eat your beans #beans #national days of stuff #beans beans the magical fruit

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animentality · 3 months

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some guy will say the most misogynistic, sexist, incel ass shit I've ever heard on the internet, and then y'all motherfuckers will wander out of the woodwork to say:

"but maybe he has anxiety like me : ( do you think I'm a bad person?"

if your anxiety makes you a misogynist, then yes!

go back to the woods and don't talk to women ever, thanks.

#seriously #every fucking time i post about some incel ass shit a guy said to a woman in dms #yall are like omg but aktually its not that bad bc i did that last week on account of being a Smol Bean #im gonna grind your body into chili #and eat you with fajitas

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alicornze7 · 5 days

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HEHE THANK YOU FOR LIKING THEMMMM GIRLIESSSSS

My old art that I did for Apple some time ago HEHEHS

Oh whoops it seemed like I may have ACCIDENTALLY told you on who requested for it ........

Anyways

YOU SEE NOTHING

*slaps some more Ragatha and Pomni arts that I made some time back*

oh whoopsies silly me -- ANOTHER Ragapom slip-up fr 🥺

((pretend that I put my tags over here))

#if I'm not mistaken it was past midnight when I told Apple to randomly give me some random doodles ideas LOL

# or perhaps *I* was the one who asked them to give me some Ragapom doodles ieas

#either way you are RIGHT

#Apple did delivered and cooked with the ideas fr

#and the last Ragapom down below was requested by another bestie of mine 👀

#i was the one who asked them to give me Ragapom doodles ideas XD

#did I do good in giving you a heart attack

#or a ((Ragapom)) diabetes at least

*miniature cackling in the distance*

oh...oh? OHHH??!

MOONY- MOONY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???

look into my eyes

*I am resisting to urge to shake you so hard rn*

#POMNI GOT BEANS?!? *REAL*#ima turn you into the frothiest milkshake ever/j #I'm over here eating like eating a piece of candy per week on average #now you're making up for all the sugar I've missed in the past few years #it's literal eye candy #mlem #tryna keep the blood sugar low to no avail #not on your watch #i love my moots #moot ask #moot appreciation post #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #tadc jax #buttonblossom #ragapom #tadc bubble #not my art #moot art

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videogamelover99 · 2 years

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I know we all like to write Dazai-leaves-the-Mafia Chuuya angst fics and that's all well and good but.

It would be so funny if on the outside Chuuya was...the most does-not-give-a-shit out of all of them. Akutagawa goes on a rant about how he needs Dazai to care and instead he just left and Chuuya's just "oh my god not that guy again go touch some trees". Mori makes a sad remark about missing Dazai every executive meeting and Chuuya's just like 😑😑 sure Boss anyway about those shipments...

Higuchi comes along and everyone's talking about this mysterious dangerous traitor that vanished and she asks Chuuya about it and he's just like "he was so ANNOYING why is everyone STILL OBSESSED WITH HIM it's been YEARS-"

#again canon chuuya is best chuuya #akutagawa confronting imprisoned dazai: emotional breakdown and turmoil #chuuya: god youre still so annoying just get outta my sight #bsd #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #headcanons #everyone treats dazai like some magic genius bean and to chuuya hes just...a guy...#a really CLEVER guy but like. A guy he saw eating canned crab with his fingers at 5am one time

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rotzaprachim · 5 days

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I wish there was more focus in the food world/food media on general everyday healthy eating that isn’t body-focused or diet culturey. Just good vibes nutritious food for everyday. I think Melissa Clark is really good for this, along with a lot of actual cookbooks, but the current pop culture/food media scene is so saturated either with 3 ingredient no flour no sugar 200 calorie lose 20lb nowww videos or workout/training body dysmorphia stuff OR try our ooey gooeyest cheesiest Mac YET triple chocolate fudgey fried brownie clickbait and I just want to figure out what to do with half a head of broccoli or three kilograms of malanga

looking back I do wonder if a lot of *why* food media is like that isn’t some broad question of diet but instead social media programming - both extreme dieting and extremely indulgent comfort food are a kind of vicarious experience for most of the people clicking and it’s rage bait anyway. But it still sucks (esp as it shows another reason social media gamification can destroy a genre)

#Tw food #like I’d be so down for healthy stuff (and I mena healthy very broadly as in - food you could eat the majority of the time for a long time)#That didn’t have any kind of nutritional info just like. How to cook #As well as healthy cooking content that did have nutritional info but not in a dieting kind of way #Just like this is good for you cause ____ it helps your body with ____ need #I’d love to know more ways to cook vegetables or stuff from the farmers market #Or more/easier ways to cook whole grains and stuff like farro or buckwheat flower or fonio or even canned beans #That kind of thing #Tw disordered eating #Given that that’s what it is!!!!

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ladymisteria · 25 days

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Me, after LITERALLY 2 MINUTES of Lindy Pepper-Bean and her blatant racism:

#doctor who #lindy pepper bean #dot and bubble #a sincere fuck to you dear lindy #may a slug eats you and your little racist friends #flashing #@rjalker hope this is what you mean

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spaciebabie · 3 days

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He matches your url now lol

OHHHH HOLY SHIT THATS COOL ASF

#spacie splains #WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW #WOW OMG #RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EATS YOUR ART HOLY BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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astranauticus · 11 months

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Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason

(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)

#rolling with difficulty #dani rwd #finbar rwd #kyana rwd #vrla rwd #vr la rwd #which of those is the correct tag. like genuine question #k lb rwd #maxim rwd #i had one that was k-lb and c-ra but it got eaten by tumblr somehow #anyway sorry for the wildly varying formatting these are amassed across like 4 years and god knows how many messaging apps #if you want context to 'we eat spoon' me and my friend bought a bean curd and for some reason we thought the spoon was made of like #that biodegradable/technically edible plastic material #i mean idk what it was actually made of but it sure as shit wasnt edible because i was the one who tried #same friend is the one who almost died on a highway with me because we misread google maps and tried to push our bikes #along a highway shoulder for 30 minutes at like... 12 in the morning #selling your soul for 25 bucks is a joke from when i was playing fallen london and actually sold my soul in game for about that much #im realising now that i may very well be the dani of my friend group and i have no idea how to feel about that #the original of the crush on maxim one was me @ my arospec ace friend who loved making fun of me for my dumb crushes #so it was like. my one rare chance to take revenge because while they were Suffering with that *i* was studying for a competition! lmao #i should do these more often like i do these for all my fandoms and its always a blast every time

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kinos-fortress-2 · 4 months

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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

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heavenbarnes · 2 months

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seen americans online slagging off a jacket potato with baked beans and shredded cheese on top- as if that’s not one of the best meals you’ll ever try in your life

#i know it’s easy to make fun of british people with haha beans on toast #and i know we only eat these meals cause they colonised my country #but don’t knock baked beans and cheese on something till you’ve tried it #it’s actually top ten comfort meals and top ten meals when you have no money to your name

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theoldaeroplane · 16 days

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my pathetic 900 year old woman at 3am yesterday, when her crimes (ate coffee beans and had to be force fed hydrogen peroxide to make her vomit) finally caught up with her (horking up the last dregs of the coffee onto my carpet)

#i know you don't feel good babygirl. you're too dumb to know this is your own fault #you're too dumb to not eat coffee beans #she at least threw up before i gave the poison hotline my credit card

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eluvixns · 24 hours

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im off to be british for a moment

#🍊.txt #aka im off to make chips baked beans and this weird quorn thing idk what its called i forget #its delicious though #does anyone remember the song u sang in school about beans??#BEANS BEANS THEYRE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FA-- no?? just me??? okay then #something something im sorry for being english something about spices apologies again

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1footinth3cl0s3t · 29 days

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My friend got me a really early birthday gift! And it's FUCKING COOLER! LET'S GO!!!

And it's in amazing condition (only one finger isn't properly shaped. However, it's a very small blemish).

After taking him out of his box, I proceeded to make this.

To horny jail, I go. (None of friends were surprised.)

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arttrampbelle · 10 months

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Ok ok ok. This is for the men who love kung jin! They guys who self ship with kung jin. The masc peoples who self ship with kung jin. The mlm. (Even if you aren't mlm. You can reblog it but dont erase that this is mlm. Thank you)

He is baby boy who must be protected! And we love and protect kung jin in this household!

Anyways.

Kung jin would absolutely love to just go on a nice picnic with you. Maybe even some horseback riding. Maybe teach his boyfriend how to do archery!

After all you have to know how to handle things if he cant.

He will protect you and love you with all his heart. Nothing will tear you from him. Not even death itself. He will find a way to honor his beloved man.

Kung jin,to me sometimes has insecurities. He feels he might not be enough for his boyfriend. But reassurance goes a long way. Tell him that you love him and wouldn't leave him for another,tell him he is handsome and that he shouldn't doubt himself so much. He is a capable warrior just as anyone. And he too in time will carve his own legacy. He too will be a legend in his own right.

With you at his side. He can do anything. And maybe some day,you too can have your own peace.

Regardless he loves you. And he just wants to be held and loved too.

(GIVE THIS MAN A BOYFRIEND ALREADY!)