#dylans asks

[dyl-z]

Queerplatonic xenodora is everythingggg and this was the first time I’ve seen it in a marauders fic literally life changing ! do you have other qpr headcanons, even if not in this fic ?

AH MY IMPACT! Yes yes I do ofc I do

Xenodora -

Childhood best friends that every one expected to begin dating once they reached maturity because of how alike they are which only put them off dating each other even more.

Xeno came out first, and it took him coming out for Pandora to realize there wasn't anything wrong with no wanting a romantic relationship.

They're not ace but they are aro which confuses people even more about their realtionship which in turn leads to more frustration when they try and explain that they don't have a romantic relationship with each other.

They literally couldn't imagine having this type of relationship with any other person in the world. They're it for each other. Platonic soulmates fr

Peter - in this AU

Aro/Ace

Is so satisfied in his friendships that he genuinely can't fathom wanting anything more

At first, he thought he needed to be in a QPR to be a real aro/ace but he just never felt right trying to do it. It always felt wrong to him and he was content to just have friends

His friendships are the most important thing in the world to him and he would die for all of his friends. But this type of relationship with his freindshsips often used to confuse him into thinking he had crushes on them when in reality he just loves them a whole lot.

Peter x Benjy - not this AU

QPR with the dramatics of a romantic relationship fr

Benjy is content in the relationship but Peter grew up in an enviorment where being Aro/Ace just wasn't a thing so he often has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he is never going to have a romantic relationship.

^^ causes a lot of fights and their freinds joke that they have the most drama out of all of them despite not dating

Despite this, they're very close with one another and tell each other everything. There are things Benjy knows about Peter that even James doesn't know

Bartylus - not this AU

Oh where do I start

PLATONIC SOULMATES

Match each others freak to an INSANE level

Aro but not Ace

Toxic QPR fr, they're both horrible for each other and enable each others worst traits but it works for some reason

Eventually Evan (who is aro/ace) gets added into the QPR and the toxicity and matching of each others freaks gets even worse

[1ocust]

hi dylan i realized I hadn’t seen you on the dash for a while and went to check your blog and realized I had accidentally unfollowed you and I was like!!!! THAT WOULD BE WHY!!!! anyways I hope you’re well and that your wrestling blorbos are beating the shit out of each other but in a hot way!!

HI SAGE i j opened tumblr after several months & i am feeling good & normal & hope ur feeling the same... its been wild i bought dbd dlc w my tax refund worked at the gas station & have done little else. I am now writing ab the intricate rituals & turning gay saw in2 an actual. novelization. thing. & who knows what else i may do!!!

<3 ily i miss u ..

[kitschky]

if i got a single office music dance experience my suffering at work would all be worth it !! (everyone go watch severance now, for me, your comrade)

[jesuistrestriste]

SAAGGEEEE your corrupting art blurb UUUGGGGHHHHH TOO FUCKING GOOD

thinking about the same scenario of him being overwhelmed & so deeply in subspace… but making him cum for the first time ever & he’s so whiny & doesn’t know what’s going on & feels so good when he cums he just doesn’t know what to do 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

DYLAN LISTENNN

i haven’t rlly written too much corruption kink stuff bc i’ve been focused on other things, but now im fully in the game.

i’m thinking about an inexperienced, virgin!art donaldson who’s never had a real orgasm before.

wet dreams? sure!

but’s he’s never been conscious to experience those releases; just woken up to warm, sticky boxers and a funny feeling swirling lingeringly around in his stomach.

maybe he’s never explored that sector of life before due to something like: barely repressed religious guilt, or the fear that it’ll be too intense for him to handle, or just plain business..! but the point is that he’s never experienced that hot, all-consuming, pulsing rush of pleasure that floods through your body when you come undone..

so when he finds himself submitting in your arms, the two of you tangled in your bed while he mindlessly seeks friction against your leg and kisses you, his eyes fly wide open when he feels a bolt of something good shoot through his cock in his briefs.

“oh,” he whines against your lips before he pulls back and swallows thickly, “oh, god..”

you look to his eyes and chuckle softly, catching your breath while your hand snakes down to grope his bulge— rewarding you with a sharp moan and a jerk of his hips.

“you’re so sensitive,” you whisper, your hand giving two tugs on his clothed cock before art is grasping for your arms, his legs starting to tense.

“s-something’s coming.”

he says it in a way that makes him sound utterly terrified but completely elated, simultaneously. he’s quaking against you, letting out little moans into your neck that are rapidly increasing in volume and frequency with each passing half-second.

fuck, he’s already teetering on that ledge— so overcome with the new sensations that he can’t squeeze his thighs together hard enough to stall his crossing of the finish line.

sweat is prickling on his skin almost uncomfortably, and he’s melting into your frame as he buries his face in your shoulder. his blonde curls brush your jaw and cheek. another tug on his erection sends him hurtling toward the end of it all before he can even properly grasp the build-up. poor thing.

“i… i feel really weird—.. i can’t—! i think im gonna..! gonna-!”

he yelps, before his vision completely whites out. his fingers curl into your biceps and his legs kick out and spasm as he lets out another broken cry. his voice comes out mangled through the heady waves of dopamine and the surge of emotions.

he’s never felt anything like it.

nothing’s even come fuckin’ close.

not a win on the court for a sparkling medal or trophy, not a bite of his mom’s special cooking, not even cry-laughing at patrick’s dumb jokes.

nothing.

this is everything.

god, how did he miss out on this for so long? what was life even like before this type of ecstasy?

he’s gushing into his underwear (heaps of held-in loads finally pouring out), rocking against your leg as you gently work him through it with a smile on your face, and he can’t quite seem to think of an answer to either of those questions of his..

it’s all too much in the best way.

“oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck, im cumming,” he gasps, sounding laughably bewildered and unsteady, his touch growing almost painful on your limbs.

he doesn’t mean to grab you so hard, but the feelings are consuming him wholly and he needs to clutch onto something before he’s sure he’ll float away. he needs you to ground him—comfort him, help him, teach him.

he can’t believe what’s happening, and now he’s only got one thing left on his mind as the aftershocks make his head spin:

how’s he ever supposed to survive sex?

[picspammer]

Happy Desolation Row anniversary, released on this day in 2009 ⚡

[moonesaiky]

Eddie (movie) and Venom being in love and cuddling with Sleeper and Dylan :)

I confess, this was a lot of fun to do, even though I love the dynamics of the comics, I have fun writing the dynamics of the Sony Movie.

You can tell that Eddie was inspired by Venom 3's appearance, right?

[rysttle]

CLAWS MY WAY UP TO THE SURFACE,,, Woauhhh Made an animatic for the uh (checks calendar) Holiday spirit I guess lol

The thumbnail is a bit misleading ngl lol but uh expect some spooky stuff in it yeay

Video description that nobody usually reads so I'm putting this in read more lol

Bonus dumb doodle thing idk man it's late lol:

1.I know this isn't the tone of the actual song but I'm making it silly bc it's self indulgent

2.IF YOU NOTICE THAT THEY ALL LOOK DIFFERENT, it's bc theyre drawn in different days Ouh I have no character sheet for them so I draw by feel lol

3.the song is the dylan version and the art is the AJ version bc i've already drawn him and then about halfway through making it realised it's no longer a public video lol It's on me fr I apologise

4.You can see how I gradually get lazier and lazier with the chainsss!! YOU CAN SEE THE LACK OF CHAINS!! Just imagine it for me, pleas,,,e,,,,

[spectralish]

ok bro

[phoenixyfriend]

Me: I'm color-coding it! [Explains system]

My sister: [chokes on a laugh]

Me: What?

My sister: Nothing, I was gonna say something but it's really mean.

Me: What is it? Like the suspected autism, or--?

My sister: No it's just, dude you're color-coding a cookbook. Get a job.

[dylanfreakbold99]

tcctard necrophile anon x tcctard somnophile anon

[dyl-z]

I check your acc every single day and get SO EXCITED whenever there’s update there is truly no one doing it like you

<33333

[1ocust]

Omg is that THE 10cust making their monumental return......... Im such a big fan

IS THAT GHOST PATROLLING MY INBOX THIS FINE EVENING !

[significant-narratives]

wow i can’t believe since becoming a girl dad and joining a team that doesn’t suck dylan has decided he is going to kill connor with kindness. you’ll never get away from the sound of the homoerotic bond you had with your teenage best friend connor! he’s lurking around the corner waiting to compliment you while you languish in your own guilt and dream of a past you can never return to!

[star-dogs-face-blogs]

INTRODUCTION TIME!!

Sorry for the delay, my dedicated pups...

there were some umm... technical issues that Dawkins had to tinker with... 😅🛠️

but...

"STAR DOGS' FACE BLOGS": A 101DS Tumblr Ask-Blog featuring Dylan, Hansel, Fergus has officially BEGUN!!🥳🎈🎉🎊

Our three boys have begun their introductions to the world of Twitter, and now my dedicated pups, is the time to SEND your questions!✉️

(And as Dylan stated, this blog is open to those who want to ask questions but don't have Tumblr)

They'll begin collecting an trove of questions from the 101DS community, and prep themselves in answering each one of them late January 2025! Just give em' some time, m'kay?😁

[supfag]

is it true that dylan obrien has the tightest bussy on the planet`?

I don't think any of the guys who worked on Teen Wolf left the job with their hole tight...

[haletostilinski]

Goddamn, the things this Dylan O'Brien would have done to tumblr a few years ago. My brain cant even comprehend at which point of time we have arrived - him wearing something like this and tumblr only mildly amused instead of completly broken down. Time sure is something.

Sorry for this slightly late reply.

And yes, you are SO right! Him in sexy red lingerie would have had my dashboard going wild, for ages, with the image of him in that outfit alone.

Tumblr wasn't what it once was, though. I still completely freaked out over it, though! LIKE SIr? SIR?! How could you DO that to us?! 😭 Brain = broken.