#dw also its consensual

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OOC ⸻ I'M BACK + UPCOMING PROJECTS

surprise, surprise!! i've risen from the dead. yes, i was actually able to finish my semester. i will not be needing to worry about school now, so thats fuckin awesome. also, i will apologize now because i'm not going to be finishing first class, the dabihaul chapter book. though there is one currently in the works and it will be published later this summer. i'm not gonna rush with this one.

i will be uploading a one-shot (dabihaul) on here soon, and hopefully, if i remember my a03 password, i'll be posting it there, too.

please note that writing fanfics is a hobby, i am a person with a life, and i will come and go as i choose when it come to writing.

in the meantime, take this teaser for the up coming one-shot (smut)

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT CONTINUE ON. MY CONTENT IS FOR ADULTS.

arsonists lullabye (hozier)

Dabi had always loved fire. It doesn't matter what's burning; if it's on fire, Dabi loves it. As a child, he would sit for hours and stare into an open flame. There was something about the power of fire that fascinated him - the way it reached up to the sky with sparks and embers raining down like winter snow. Fire can take on so many colors: sharp red, deep orange, icy blue and...

Gold.

It wasn’t just those gold eyes that made Dabi fall so deeply for him, it wasn’t just that pretty face.

It was... Him.

[azuries]

sees!au ryoji’s winter outfit variants: courtesy of yuka-tan

[misty-the-mysterious]

Here's (one of) my Sun Haven OC/self insert/MC that I'm obsessed with! She's an angel who came down to the earth to fully experience the lifestyle of terrestrial beings of all cultures! This is her after being in Sun Haven for around two years, having cut her once incredibly long hair after repairing the salon for the town! She's also in a style of clothing that matches her husband, Jun. They're so in love and healthy and supportive it's like almost kind of sickening akshsodkdbd

yayayayyy starting a picrew chain look at my neat little critter 👍👍

tagging : @rose022 @urrvw @goyape + anyone else who wants to join pretty pleasee <3 /silly

[deardarlingdevil]

Sova Relationship Headcanons

NSFW under the cut, CW for BDSM, bondage mention, spanking mention and CNC mention (everything is safe sane and consensual dw it's just a discussion about his limits)

Loves to call you milaya/milyy as a pet name

A subdued golden retriever bf- less boisterous puppy, more loyal guard.

He is reserved and won't be into overt PDA, but he will make sure everyone knows you're together through small gestures when appropriate, e.g. placing a hand on your lower back during down time or dates, calling you his girlfriend/boyfriend/partner (whichever you prefer) when someone gets too cozy with you, etc.

Love language? All of them. He is a very thoughtful man and a green flag overall.

A bit of a cornball with how he verbalizes his love for you (just listen to his "I love you all!" voice line) but that's what makes him Sova.

Very observant of your interests and preferences- nothing escapes him. You mention something about your favorite painter? He's already booking museum tickets for your next date. Need coffee? He memorized just how you like it. Going on a mission? He'll help you maintain your weapons and ensures it fires smoothly.

His babushka drilled him with old-school Russian dating customs- he's very courteous and gentlemanly. On a date, he will pay for everything, fix your shoe if it comes loose, hold your bag, and bring you flowers (odd-numbered, of course). You just have to show up and be yourself.

Just like in the field, he's a calm, grounding presence. You are safe and protected and his.

Soft dom, inside and outside the bedroom.

NSFW

I love cinnamon roll Sova HCs but I need a little bit more 🔥 spice 🔥.

Big on consent. Takes verbal and non-verbal cues well. That being said, he won't be opposed to stuff like bondage, spanking, or even CNC IF AND ONLY IF you negotiated the terms to be absolutely clear beforehand. He knows you're not made of glass, but he still makes your safety his top priority. Anything that could seriously hurt you physically and emotionally is his hard limit. He's not comfortable with too much verbal degradation too.

Service switch, but prefers to top.

Favorite position: anything that lets him penetrate you deeply and see your face contorting in pleasure. Also, mirror sex. He just loves looking at you.

I'd like to think he's a visual type- he wants to see what's going on, so you rarely have sex in complete darkness.

Praise kink. Giving and receiving.

Hunter/prey roleplay 👁️👁️

Some of his voice lines that has him antagonizing Cypher or reprimanding agents that are too brash or impulsive makes me want to think he lowkey enjoys taming a bratty sub. He won't go easy on you. This man will teach you patience.

He's a very considerate lover but he also knows what he wants and will tell you what to do.

This man is raised by his babushka to be polite and sweet but give him head and he will whisper filthy praise under his breath. Bonus points when he starts switching to Russian because of how good you are being.

He is gentle... For as long as you want him to be. Give him permission to abandon his inhibitions and this man has a feral streak.

Pull his hair while he's going down on you or deep inside of you, I fucking dare you.

Scratches, bruises, hickeys- he will mark you like a wild animal claiming its territory.

A+ aftercare. Will feed you, give you water, ice your bruises and soothe any bumps and cuts, and cuddle with you under the blankets, whispering praise and sweet nothings.

He definitely needs emotional aftercare especially after more intense sessions of him domming. Play with his hair and tell him how good he is being to you. He needs that praise. Please.

[itsyourearthtoo]

The pop-culture urge to resurrect dinosaurs.

First of all, let me clear this, DINOSAURS ARENT EXTINCT. They are right there, maybe pooping around in your lawn or the non-veg meal you recently had. You just aren't aware of it. My previous blog was all about this and you can go check that out :)

So, if dinosaurs aren't extinct, then what's the point of bringing them back to life? More so... why make movies, write stories, draw comics and blah blah blah to actually resurrect them?! And this is what this blog is all about.

Birds, which are dinosaurs don't look like the dinosaurs you actually imagine it to be. Just wonder, what's the first thing that popped up in your mind, when you read the word 'dinosaur' in the very title itself. A giant beast, ferocious eyes, long necks maybe (those sauropods) and so on. No one did think about the chickens we eat, pigeons we shoo away or those beautiful kingfishers and parrots we admire. If you did, then... I think you are already smarter than me.

This is nothing, but the result of a constant impression about dinosaurs that pop-culture has fed to you, that your mind can't imagine anything else. More apt, you just can't think other than the Jurassic Park franchise if you are a 21st century kid like me!

Now hold on, this doesn't mean I am a Jurassic Park hater or this blog got grudges against it. I love that universe as much as you but the thing is, fact is fact. And, science in the end shouldn't be to please people, but to make people aware of the things they aren't aware of.

So... with a bit of reading and literature research, I actually dug into this matter deep enough to find a reason; that actually answers my question - Why pop-culture wants to resurrect dinosaurs?

Richard Owen coined the term dinosaur in the year 1841. Note, the Theory of Evolution and The Origin of Species was published by Darwin in the year of 1859, meaning the world dug out dinosaurs technically unaware of evolution and natural selection (pretty funny to me).

This makes sense as to why it got related to reptiles in the first place. Until 1860s there was pretty much no consensus to the fact that birds are related to dinosaurs. When Archeopteryx was initially discovered somewhen around 1860 it pretty much changed the course of Dinosaur paleobiology. Trust me, society didn't believe this in the first place. It took decades for the Dinosaur Renaissance to actually begin and thanks to Robert Baker's famous book Dinosaur Heresis in the 1970s, that gave dinosaurs the justice it had long due. So its pretty much okay to say that birds are dinosaurs came into the scientific consensus much much later than it was actually discovered (unfortunately this happens with most of the discoveries in Earth Sciences as a whole). Also, I would point to the discovery of more and more feathers in fossil specimens as the point where the relation between birds and dinosaurs were eventually confirmed.

Now dinosaurs came into the pop-culture scene in the 1850s with Charles Dicken's Bleak House. Yeah, a decade before Archeopteryx was dug out and Origin of Species was published. Movies first depicted dinosaurs as pretty lovable creatures. Classic example being the animated, Gertie - The Dinosaur (by Winsor McCay) which released as a silent film in 1914.

Soon after, it didn't take long for the lovable dinosaurs to turn into horrifying beasts. DW Griffith in his 1914's Brute Force silent film depicted Dinosaurs as ferocious monsters who haunted cavemen. Also establishing the early fiction, that early humans and dinosaurs coexisted together. This, a devastating scientific hoax (sugar coated as fiction), remained for quiet some time. You might have seen the famous cartoon series - The Flintstones, yup! if you were a fan of it like me, then you relate to what I am saying.

Steven Spielberg made Jurassic Park much later. Already a lot had been done about dinosaurs in the television and big screens. He legit hired paleontologists as scientific advisors for his films, which is why many things were even scientifically correct in the Jurassic Park film series, but at the end he was a film director to appease people and deliver box-office hits. He already knew what people wanted from dinosaurs. Hardly few will remember that the film actually says that birds came from dinosaurs in the very beginning. Instead, what you remember is just them chasing humans and destroying things. Unfortunate, but that's the reality.

Even today, its hard to imagine any film, story or comic that portrays dinosaurs as birds. They are the modern day dinosaurs! You have it all around. But you aren't satisfied with it and so you need movies that bring the typical dinosaur to life with the help of special effects to satisfy your soul. So yeah, if we as common people accept the fact that birds are dinosaurs then may be resurrection of dinosaurs will reduce to a lot extent in your screens and scientifically accurate stuffs will be fed to you :)

So, this is it for this blog. To be honest, while writing this I realized that I started loving these creatures because of pop-culture only :) no matter how scientifically inaccurate it was. I mean, this does become an irony. At one side of the spectrum it is to be blamed, but on the other it did make these creatures popular isn't it? Maybe I should cover this in my next blog hehe, so stay tuned!

For the love of Earth Science :D Byeee

Oh yes!!! Do check out my previous blog

thank you.

Used Image Souce - Youtube video titled 'The Flintstones | I Dare Ya!'

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And I’ve been flouting the principle of my people ever since

FINAL EPISODE FINAL EPISODE FINAL!!!!! "Time Of The Doctor," let's do it: it's ASDA's Own Brand "Parting Of The Ways"

sexism rank objectification (female character is ogled/harassed/turned into a sex joke by the doctor and/or a lead we’re supposed to root for and/or the camera): 4/10

sexism rank plot-point (lead female character is only there to serve plot, not to have her emotional interiority explored, or given agency to her emotional interiority): 2/10

interesting complex or pointlessly complex (does the complexity serve the narrative or does it just serve to be confusing as a stand-in for smart, this includes visually): 3/10

furthers character and/or lore and/or plot development (broader question that ties into the previous ones, at least two of these, ideally three should be fulfilled): 4/10

companion matters (the companion doesn’t always have to be there, but if the companion is there, can they function without the doctor– and overall per season how often is the companion the focus or POV of the story): 3/10

the doctor is more than just “godlike” (examines the doctor’s flaws and limitations, doesn’t solve a plot by having it revolve entirely around the doctor’s existence): 3/10

doesn’t look down on previous doctor who (by erasing or mocking its importance, by redoing and “bettering” previous beloved plotpoints or characters, etc.): 5/10

isn’t trying to insert hamfisted sexiness (m*ffat famously talked a lot about how dw should be sexier multiple times, he sucks at writing it): 4/10

internal world has consistency (characters have backgrounds, feel rooted in a place with other people, generally feel like they have Lives): 4/10

Politics (how conservative is the story): 4/10

FULL RATING: 36/100 (if I can count….)

CONGRATULATIONS! ELEVEN'S RUN HAS ENDED ON THE OFFICIALLY LOWEST RATED EPISODE BASED ON THESE CRITERIA OF THE ENTIRE RUN!

Now there's a saying that goes something along the lines of being Bad is not bad. Boring is bad

well this episode is Bad and Boring. but at least the music is great!

OBJECTIFICATION: there's a woman who's the high priest of a religious organisation (it's in fact the religious organisation that filters back in time and causes all the trouble for the Eleventh Doctor this whole era) and guess what????

she's sexy

shocking, really. she's the amalgamation of the River Song/Queen Liz The Tenth/Nefertiti with a sprinkle of Irene Adler Bullshit given one last Hurrah!

genuinely she's meant to be at the centre for quite a complex arc of powerful leader with whom the Doctor has an uneasy alliance to years long antagonism with a dash of strange friendship to sticking up for one another at the last Conflict, and all I can tell you about her is that she is sexy, allegedly

OH also that she's apparently a psychopath too

there's also non-consensual kissing, which I've opted to put in the "sexiness" category, but belongs just as much here!

PLOT-POINT: Clara calls the Doctor to be her pretend boyfriend for Christmas (at least she has a family, and while we've not properly met them before now outside of her dead mum in flashbacks, I can buy these people in this estate!)

and from there Clara's feelings about things is uh. The Doctor is great and please don't leave me behind, which the Doctor does... twice!

but this is no Parting Of The Ways/Dooms Day big dramatic event -- Clara is not the focal point here, or her emotions about her life and what it means to be whisked away from it on these adventures, no matter how dangerous, or how it affects her relationship with just-met family, or anything to do with class or feelings of self-worth or or or... no nonoooo what this episode suggests is that she fancies the Doctor

and she has another similar Moment to Parting Of The Ways in which the Doctor changes in front of her (the big emotional moment is with a hallucinated Amy Pond, Clara is kind of just... also there), and she asks him not to, even though to her, as far as I've seen this season, the Doctor is a really good mate, whom she already knows regenerates, because she's seen all 11 of their lives, so where is this emotion coming from? Idk, I guess because she thinks Eleven is hot, or something, that's all I can come up with. general human angst about things not being the same? whatever it is, it's not grounded in anything character-based that I've seen

the point is that things happen and she does some things but none of this is about her and she could as well not be in this story

COMPLEXITY: ARGH okay so me calling this Parting Of The Ways redux -- the Doctor lands on Trenzalore (without knowing it's Trenzalore?) after a bunch of pointless buildup that is way too similar to Pandorica Opens and once again gathers the greatest hits of Daleks, Cybermen and... Slitheen (this has happened twice, does M*ffat know the Slitheen are a family and not a species? gosh I'm getting pedantic now, but you ain't seen nothing yet, because I've just watched all of Eleven's era and had to suffer through things that could have been good but instead were.... this!)

and other species, Sontaran uh... oh Angels at the beginning and... just take my word for it, other species. because there's a Signal, and the Signal is beaming out a Question, and the Question is... it's still Doctor Who, that's still The Question, which the Answer is a Code Word that will bring back the Time Lords from where they're hiding. so many things are Capitalised, because everything is given Capital Importance All The Time

Anyway, this is all centred on a... town called Christmas. because it's a Christmas episode. we're really going to have to get into some cultural Christianity type judgement at this point I feel, although I do acknowledge this isn't a M*ffat fault so much as the fact that there is a Christmas special. one day the Doctor is going to travel with someone who's idk. Jewish. Hindu. Muslim. Druze. Sikh. Take your pick

I do think M*ffat is worse than RTD for inserting Christmas as this all-important Universal Type Thing, whereas at least in Christmas Invasion it was just like... we're celebrating a local family's Christmas traditions. Runaway Bride? fucking hate Christmas. Titanic episode a bit shakier, but makes fun of Christmas, which I enjoyed

eh The Next Doctor... shakier. anyway, it's shaky, where was I?

A TOWN CALLED CHRISTMAS! where you can only tell the truth, which will not matter at all to the plot, I think? unless I missed something massive while yelling NO STOP FUCKING WHAT???? at the screen

and the Doctor and all these species enter into a several hundred years long stalemate, where the Doctor allegedly can't leave because... they'll bomb it to get rid of the signal that indicates where the Doctor must answer the Question to bring back the Time Lords I think? and then the people of Christmas will die

and they can't invade Christmas because the Doctor is single-handedly defending it, which the Doctor can do now I guess

but then at the end the Doctor can't because he's old and it's been hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years in this frankly boring as fuck town that never changes and has zero personality, and the Daleks invade, and then Doctor regenerates (he was afraid he couldn't because due to technicalities this is the last regeneration, except we know it's not -- not mad at that, I get it, give it some emotion, makes sense) and uses the energy to just blow up all the Daleks

IIII am not convinced that regeneration energy can blow up all the Dalek ships, dunno... but it's not the stupidest part of this episode, which is really just the Doctor's whole *waves hands* Thing about this town that needs to be this way because the Plot Demands It and the surrounding aliens and the Doctor is so very interesting and powerful and rather than dig into the plot, we have a Voice Over giving quick explanations to tie us in from one scene to the next

I'm not sure we ever find out who that is? but M*ffat LOVES a Voice Over, almost as much as he likes a not-so-cryptic mysterious prophecy wrapped in a simple rhyming sche- OH YEAH WE GET THAT TOO

If I'd known to count these from the beginning I would have done so, because frankly it turned out to be one of my biggest pet peeves of the era. why is this thing happening? oh see, there was a prophetic Rhyme said at some point by any rando so it's gotta, sorry. Prophetic Rhymes. gotta Prophecy, because it's in a rhyme that could have been put together by a five year old, that's how you know it's extra Prophetic

anyway then the Crack In The Wall/Universe reappears in this place and is just vibing with the Doctor for all these years, and at the end Clara kneels down next to it and asks it to... save? the Doctor... I've gotta be honest I must have faded out at that point, because I cannot remember if it's explained

. how does Clara come up with the idea to do this?/what is her connection to the crack in the wall that she'd think it was sentient or even that important to events or idk... capable of doing what it later does?

. how does it become sentient??

. uh what does it do other than be kind of spooky and suck up a few daleks?

. where does it go?

. why was it there?

OH and the Daleks infiltrate that Religious Organisation and take over all of them/turn them into the human Daleks we saw back in Asylum and it's... idk whatever, I never cared about this organisation (but we'll get to that)

and then the Doctor regenerates into Peter Capaldi

the point is, I couldn't help but think of Nine's final episode, staying behind to protect the earth, as every character we met in this two-parter has died doing the same. in this episode Eleven stays to protect... some people in some place who have no real character other than as reflecting onto the Doctor. Rose and Clara are both sent away, and both come back, but for Clara that's not part of her arc, it's just that she arrives at key moments to witness the Doctor Doing Stuff

all of the emotional weight behind Parting Of The Ways is superficially recreated in this story, right down to big old Massive Dalek Spooky Voice, which I think epitomises M*ffat's writing. stay on the surface and it'll feel epic and big and complex and like it's emotionally doing something and going somewhere, look at it the tiniest bit closer and it's just... Flash Scene after Flash Scene

CHARACTERS/LORE/PLOT: And then the Doctor regenerates into Peter Capaldi. nothing else important happens in this episode. Clara and the Eleventh Doctor end statically (no real Anger anger about being abandoned twice, it's a short little argument and then they hug the first time and the second she's just... there at the end)

no new info really on the Time Lords/Gallifrey. the name being a Code Word might be new actually

um. Christmas is just some place at the end, why is it safe now?

COMPANIONS MATTER: Sorry Clara you got pulled into the Bullshit of a patented M*ffat finale episode

“GODLIKE” DOCTOR: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh the Doctor can single-handedly hold off fleets of Daleks, Cybermen, Angels, Sontarans...... Slitheen... I guess... etcetc... and yes they can't bomb the place from orbit, but wow what a way to render all of the main players in DW as apparently utterly boring when up against specialist boy of all time

also the episode cloaks itself in so much grandeur (the most successful layer of which is of course Murray Gold's score), and so much alleged mystery and Oh The Doctor Is So Interesting for a story in which, I cannot stress enough, despite my large write-up above, Barely anything happens!

back into pedantic mode but having just watched Eleven's whole era, which had a few great episodes, a bunch of mediocre ones, and wahaaay too many absolutely unwatchable ones, I find the speech at the end to be entirely too meta self-aggrandising. what are the important things about Eleven, what do we take away? that it was all super awesome and "I'll never forget when the Doctor was me" said straight at the camera -- I'm shocked he didn't wink

yes, Nine had "you were fantastic and so was I" (paraphrased I know), and Ten had "I don't want to go," but it's based in what's been going on with the characters up until that point in various ways, and also wasn't preluded by seasons of narrative that made you want to claw your brains out, so that a line about not wanting to forget a single moment makes you go "actually I'd be happy to forget a fair bit"

this probably feels different if one really enjoyed this Era outside of select episodes, but since I have sooo much baggage tied into it and it hasn't mysteriously improved upon rewatch, it makes me want to shake M*ffat by the scruff of his neck

PREVIOUS DOCTOR WHO: mmmm as far as I'm aware there's barely anything here, apart from youknow. Daleks and Cybermen and a throwaway about TenToo being down to "vanity issues" which I can take, because the Doctor often trivialises things in order not to discuss them

I guess all the callbacks were for Day Of The Doctor, but still. kind of an oddly connectionless regeneration episode. it's your last Hurrah and it's tying up all of M*ffat's loose ends unsatisfactorily and in a rush before getting the heck outta dodge (because who cared about this town where the whole thing is set, really???)

oh and "reverse the polarity"

“SEXINESS”: OHHHHHHH WELL YOU SEE! YOU REMEMBER! that woman I mentioned who's the allegedly mysteeeerious powerful leader of the Religious Organisation?

well she just can't resist the sexy sexy Doctor. her introduction scene includes all of this within idk. ten seconds: Hey babes. New body, give us a twirl. Nice though. Tight.

it is important to note that although the audience can't see it, the Doctor is technically naked when she says these things, because there's a pointless plotline where they have to briefly beam onto the planet and can't bring anything with them, including clothes, so they... hologram them on???

the Doctor also does this in front of Clara's family who all see him naked and don't really interact with this beyond grandmother being visibly into it, and Clara pushing the Doctor into the kitchen and saying "he's Swedish"

also actually, in the beginning of the episode Clara calls asking the Doctor to "be her boyfriend" (omitting the word "pretend" by accident) and he responds by going "Ding Dong"

it's just... really M*ffat's Greatest Hits

I wrote the words WHY IS THIS BEING SEXY??? AGAIN???? several times in my notes, including one bit where he insults Religious Lady enough to make her angry enough to reverse her Dalek brainwashing/death... whatever just to slap him (I think this also doubles as a sexist moment, because the Doctor starts the insulting by pointing at Clara and going that is a Woman! meaning Clara is just representing People better by not being cowardly, but like... why frame it like that, when there's been all this badly-written non-tension between you two), at which point he grabs her and dip-kisses her without her consent

Religious Lady, winded: Kiss me when I ask The Doctor: Well you’d better ask nicely

she smiles, clearly kind of turned on by that bit of misogyny

oh so sexy

INTERNAL WORLD: Town called Christmas? Nonsense, no personality, nothing. Big Religious Organisation that engineered the whole set of events of this era? as bland and boring as when we met them back in s6 (seriously what do they stand for, I still don't know who they are in any meaningful way). Clara's family? yeah I'll give it that, she has a family, which is, again, more than can be said for Amy

POLITICS: I've already done my Christmas Spiel. the other thing is something I said in the review for the last episode, which is that "ordinary" people don't matter. the people of Christmas, Clara, her family, they're just set-dressing for the really Important people (Big Religious Organisation, Dalek Commanders, The Doctor) to do their Important People Things

how do they feel about it? what part of the story do they affect? why do we care about these people?

no, the important thing about this story is apparently the Gods, the Military, the Religious Institutions, who also aren't represented by ordinary people for that matter, but by their Structures and the Leaders Who Uphold them... as practically Inhuman

FULL RATING: 36/100 (if I can count….)

listen... Capaldi is here. and yes, he starts underground in terms of the bar and has to claw his way up, but I know he does it!

meanwhile what can I say about the end of an era?

there were some good'uns. we'll get to that on a bigger summing up, but I will not lie, they were there. not... when M*ffat was writing

it was around this time (actually earlier s7) that I stopped watching, and I'm glad I did, because I can watch it now and enjoy the good without taking the bad so much to my very emotional teenage heart

this episode shouldn't exist, if I'm being honest. they should have ended Eleven's run in the 50th Anniversary, which, while very very flawed, was at least suitably actually epic and is the episode that sets up a lot of the next arcs

the most I can say for this is that it leaves behind a lot of the baggage of s5-7 -- not tying it up suitably, but at least ending it. don't need to care about cracks in walls, the silence and their weird cult, Trenzalore, or The Question... at least I bloody hope not!

[thegeminisage]

star trek update time. last night we watched ds9's "sons and daughters" and "behind the lines." "but liz you were going to watch voyager" dw about it

sons and daughters:

being real this episode kind of sucked. it's because i don't like alexander and i'm only lukewarm on ziyal, depending on the sitch, and this was a bad sitch

i feel like both kira and odo's plotlines here and in the following ep were just retreads of what happened to them last episode, but worse. kira having her big moment of realization last episode that she is becoming complacent and complicit in what's happening means very little when dukat almost manages to woo and charm her with his daughter and a nice new dress (absolutely SICK that he turned it around and gave it back to ziyal btw)

also like...ziyal is a really nice girl but knowing what we know about dukat 1. he called leeta in his office in that flashback episode presumably to fuck her 2. has a half-bajoran daughter 3. tried to physically block kira from leaving his office and also touched her face once 4. i know the big spoiler about who he was fucking from 6.17 and that it was not consensual. like, if ziyal chooses not to see this. because he's her dad. of course nobody can blame her because he's her DAD. but also, i feel like if your dad is a rapist and colonizer and you love him then maybe don't hang out with the people he's been raping and colonizing and go :( but nobody accepts me

like in the end, with kira, kira was like i'm not gonna make you choose between me and your dad but i refuse to fuck w him so i think we need to chill and ziyal is like :( damn lost another one because dukat's my dad...love and light, girl, i know he is your dad but the call is coming from inside the house

i also like. does it suck ass that worf didn't talk to his son for five years? yeah, but they CHOSE to make him do that. they could have just as easily chose to have him call every saturday and send birthday gifts and take vacations to earth. idw bust their balls or anything because they do SUCH a good job w jake and sisko but its very tired to make worf a black dad to a multiracial kid who just doesn't step up and dumps his kid on whoever will take him

like he tried SO HARD in tng. alexander's mother hated klingons (despite being half klingon) and she made him hate his own culture to the point that worf who was RAISED BY HUMANS was better in touch with his heritage and he tried. Everything. he tried so hard with this kid. he spent time doing klingon stuff. he spent time doing not klingon stuff. he tried to train him as a warrior and then he allowed him to be something besides a warrior. and alexander was CONSTANTLY unhappy. and now we're like yeah worf didn't talk to him for 5 years 🥰 fuck off

behind the lines:

SIMILARLY TO MY KIRA COMPLAINT. odo also expressing concern for order and like, not wanting the bajorans to protest because he's afraid of the backlash and crackdown was also explored last episode. and kira was like yeah that's dumb we gotta do something and he was like ok! because he loves her. and i liked that a lot

i can see him having problems in this episode with the exact particulars because he's concerned and because he doesn't like chaos but i also don't see him being such a huge dick about it like just leaving the room after saying no...no, you know, i could see him being a dick, but he is not stupid. this was BEFORE that evil mommy shifter showed up and he was still doing this. kira FLAT OUT TOLD HIM i will fight you if i have to. and he immediately capitulated because fighting her would be both emotionally painful for him and really difficult logistically because she's good at what she does

i don't really get why he would tell the female shifter all those deep feelings he has about kira when he doesn't like or trust her and i DEFINITELY don't see him linking with her after specifically being asked not to. it's so so so rare that odo lets anything get in the way of his job, and it's always a big deal when he does BECAUSE you can depend on him like clockwork. this whole episode felt like odo character assassination

but quark..............................................

oh my best friend quark

i could still do odo/kira e quark. i could

i like

when he got that cardassian drunk

when he got the cardassian drunk and he was like batting his eyelashes at him and then drinking him under the table WITH THE EXPENSIVE WINE EVEN THOUGH HE LIKES MONEY so he could learn state secrets because

HE WANTS THE FEDERATION BACK. HE WANTS TO SELL ROOT BEER AGAIN

HE CARES!!!!!! even when he was tricking himself into saying this occupation wasn't so bad he pointed out the lack of ghetto fences and remember during that occupation HE SOLD FOOD AT COST

huge strides in the me community for quark this episode. and i did with my mouth call odo a backstabbing whore. so it's a weird place to be

TONIGHT: ds9's "favor the bold" and "sacrifice of angels" if i'm lucky.

[0809sysblings]

Mikoto - 8, 9, 11, and 12!

(I forgot if I sent you an ask already, I'm sorry if I did!)

you MAY have sent an ask for this ask game the first time i reblogged it??? i have no idea actually, but if you did that wouldve been Months ago, so ur good either way dw!

hello this is future 08and09systemtruther: i found the ask and you asked for Mr. John Milgram, not Mikoto! so yippee!

kinda long so. read more be upon ye

8. what is your theory for their crime? if there is general consensus on it in the fandom, do you have any other, not-so-widely-accepted thoughts on it?

no clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i honestly dont. really. have a super good idea as to what his crime even was other than he bonked someone, or multiple ppl, with a baseball bat. like. who did he even kill. what was the motive. what did the person(s) he killed do to trigger him into needing to protect himself. and i doubt we'll get answers to these questions until trial 3 considering John is very adamant about protecting Mikoto from the stress that comes with even thinking about that stuff. and John himself said he doesn't even remember a lot of the details and that his memory of it is fuzzy so. fucking RIP us i guess.

anyway. as for... i guess any sort of theory... uh... i've always liked the stalker theory.. though i guess i'm not As sure about it since Double's release but... i just think it explains all the camera imagery nicely.. though there's also other explanations for "being watched" being a theme for Mikoto so... who knows, i sure don't.

as I think about it, I wonder if the victim we see in MeMe getting bonked by Mikoto is maybe one of his coworkers... like... i don't know why Milgram would put so much focus on his Working Life if it didn't have Some connection with the crime... and a connection other than "this was making him so stressed that he was more prone to snapping under pressure"... or else Backdraft would've shown Fuuta in college-- /j. like I really hope he killed his boss, but i don't think that happened unfortunately... i guess it's still possible but... idk.

9. do you forgive/not forgive their crime on its own?

on its own... that would depend on what "on its own" means, exactly... like take everything other than the crime itself out of the equation? if so, then... well. my answer is not a yes or no but is instead:

i don't think you can, nor really should, judge a crime just on its own and not consider anything else about it. as Kotoko put it...

Q: What do you think about extenuating circumstances? A: I think it's a necessary way of thinking. I don't think that committing a crime in itself is evil, so it's only natural to judge while taking a person's situation into account.

thank you Kotoko for your wisdom. i look forward to seeing your interrogation questions this trial. do not hold back i want to see you in all your traumatized glory.

anyway. yeah. that's my answer i guess. though not to say i believe this for Every Single Crime Ever. i do believe there are crimes where... it's... a little difficult... to look past the inherent nature of it...

that being said i think murder should be legal at a federal level so of course i forgive his crime! /j

tl;dr: yeah i do because i don't think you should judge actions without looking at the whole picture. "i thought you said you dont even know what the details of his crime are--" dont worry about it <3

11. what are your favorite points about their story and the narrative surrounding them?

hm..... well for one I'm always here for bashing the living hell that is The Working Culture, so hell yeah to that 🍻! I'm also a fan of just... the questions it poses about mental illness and culpability and the complications that arise when trying to take those types of extenuating circumstance into account.

of course I like the DID rep, and I think it's done very well so always a fan of that. I like just mentioned this in a post so oops but. as i said there, i really like how his DID isn't only portrayed as super clear-cut alters that like... never blend together. there is a good balance between how distinct they are and how much self agency they have, and then also how they influence each other. imo.

if we get to learn more about his family and what his home life was like growing up... I'm sure I will be a very big fan of that. here's a meme that I'm in love with that's sorta related I guess.

12. what do you wish would be discussed more often about them in the fandom?

as I was looking for your Possible Past Ask, i found another ask i answered for Mikoto by an anon in which I answered this. and i guess this is still my answer to this question?? so ill just copy and paste it <3

" I wouldn’t say I’m super involved with most of the fandom tbh, so I don’t particularly know all too well what is and isn’t talked about by people… but.. I’d maybe like to see some more discussion on aspects of him that are like… not just about The Alters. since theres a lot more to DID than just having alters, and of course there is more to a person with DID than just their DID. I’m always a slut for talking about psychology and the impacts of trauma, so… perhaps more trauma discussion. I do know there’s already people who talk about this stuff, so tbh this is mostly just what I myself want to eventually get around to talking about but mKFMDF yeah. "

ty for the ask!!

[idledreams4]

hey hey just so u know!! some ppl get uhh upset ig when u spam like things? bc it could get them shadowbanned i think. like they’ll block u for it sometimes :( u didn’t do that to me or anything so dw but u seem like a rly nice well intentioned person so i thought u might like a warning bc u dont deserve ppl mad at u for enjoying their stuff 🫶

I know that some people don't like it. but actually the shaddowbanning part is false, I've seen others talk about that and the consensus is that on tumblr spamliking doesn't actually do anything besides potentially annoy the recipient.

its why I feel a little bad for doing it sometimes, and then I just won't like anything at all and I end up also feeling bad about that cause now they DON'T know I'm enjoying their stuff

its also incredibly embarrassing knowing now the person is gonna look at their notifications and have like... 50.... all from me

I also don't do it all that often.

usually I reblog things instead

in general: interacting with a single blog without talking to them (either through asks or comments) makes me anxious bc I'm worried it comes across as annoying/obsessive/stalker-ish, not interacting makes me sad because I want them to feel appreciated, it is a losing game and I just assume everyone hates me no matter what

so ngl, getting blocked would make me disappointed, yes, but it also wouldn't be a surprise and I wouldn't dwell on it for long

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Please I'm dying. I've been having Axel withdrawals 💔💔 But fr, I ended up staying with my family for a while and I JUST got home. My sleep schedule is FUCKED now, I spent all night on Christmas Eve painting this photo for my aunts boyfriend. I literally went to bed at 6 am, and its only been getting worse. I went to bed at 9 AM TODAY, LITERALLY WOKE UP AT 6 PM. I stayed caught up with Spellbound, thank goodness. It was the only thing keeping me sane at night. I'm like praying that I'll be put out of my misery, either literally or just actually sleep tonight. Though I did have a ton of fun with my grandma, and aunt. I could have done without my brother, but yk.. Beggars can't be choosers.

ALSO?? I GOT ED HARDY PERFUME?? I haven't had it in YEARS, but it spells just as good as I remember. I LOOOVVEE it omg, I'm genuinely so glad that I got it. It's fr the good stuff <33

Also, have you ever LOVED a character, but then come across something that made you cringe so hard over them you lost interest? Well, I've come across a umm... Interesting fic of Choso, and I JUST ABOUT LOST IT. I started grieving and started drawing him again, watching scenes of him, yk.. To gain my interest back, and I am PROUD TO SAY, the brain rot is back. But seriously.. Why would you make an... Incest... Fic of a character...? Pardon my language, but it made me physically fucking recoil. I was genuinely disgusted, it involved up.. Non consensual stuff too. I just can't..?? Had to sit and remind myself that it isn't canon 😭

GLAD TO BE BACK HERE, GLAD TO BE BACK HOME. MISSED THESE ANON ASKS

xoxo 👽 (I'm still scarred over the fic, I don't want to go explore the internet of Choso stuff anymore. I'd rather stick with creators I trust 😃)

ur sleep schedule progressively gets worse each ask u send in it’s crazy but so does mine dw ^_^ actually i think i might’ve just fixed it again who knows maybe i’m lying !

RIP UR SLEEP SCHEDULE BUT IM GLAD U AT LEAST HAD FUN WITH UR FAMILY 🫡 AND OMG ED HARDY PERFUME??? SLAYYYYYY

hm yes see i try not to yuck someone’s yum bc i of all people should not be talking but… i mean like… what’s even the appeal… and i fear… many… fics on tumblr… have that… but whatever i just keep scrolling they can live their life and i will live mine… 🐺

GLAD U R BACK!

[gnougnouss]

As far as I can tell this is only a general consensus on tumblr (the doctor who magazine for exemple had two peter capaldi epispdes as number one and number 2 best episodes of dw of all time on its poll for the 60th anniversary. The dw subreddits are also very nice tl Capaldi seasons generally) and even then it's kinda changing. I am not convinced most people saying this watched all of Capaldi's season tbqh.

it IS weird that the general consensus on twelve is that peter capaldi is an excellent actor but his episodes are bad (esp in comparison to the general consensus on series 5 being that it's some of the best the show gets) bc i am overall really enjoying series 8, a lot more than the last 3

[gaminegay]

Girls will commit atrocities and be like: cant help being a horrible combination of arbitrary labels

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

well now that i only have band in the evenings and two nights a week i can stay up until midnight every night after practice listening to the in the heights soundtrack and writing my tdm fanfic B)

[timidloner]

dw if you answer asks a bit late, you still provide daily content nonetheless with your answers in other asks that definitely to keep the brain rotting jaja :D

i mean i dont check one day your blog and i come back to thighfucking + "it wasn't sex, you're still pure" SLAYYYY now you have me wondering... in a scenario where him and MC are in the same bed at night, would he be down to take advantage of the situation and try to grind against them somnophilia style wink wink

"Can you imagine the guilt?" i sure can great heavens loving how when we call joren deranged its always with a positive connotation tho this "If MC is only keeping him at arm's length because they think he's shallow, then MC's pretty face is the only thing between them. A quick slash across their face and problem solved!" made me go oop- (at least he doesn't care about looks, what a green flag)

on another note, non spicy this time, the lifespan ask???? HELLO???? is that a hint that in an ending we can outlive thee meow meow... falling to my knees in despair - rambling

Thanks Ram!

It's been a bit tiring going from getting two asks a day to now 7 a day. Not complaining though!! I just don't like leaving them in my inbox for long, I want to answer them all.

And yeah, there's also a scene like that planned!! This is actually a good moment to explain how I'm going to handle all the fetishes in the story. So, let's use this scenario.

Let's imagine they have to share the same bed for reasons, there will be two options in that passage.

[[You sleep soundly.]]

[[A presence behind you wakes you during the night.]] This scene contains somnophilia and dubcon.

I'm not writing noncon outside of the horrorporn endings, so the reader has to decide if they want to see the optional kink content or not. If you go on, there won't be any options to pause in the middle of the scene, and MC will like (it's dubcon, after all) whatever happens in it. There will be no option to hate it, so if you don't like a kink, it's better to skip it.

It will be the same for all the other scenarios I talked about before.

I have two ideas for this scene. One, MC keeps pretending to be asleep and lets Joren do whatever he wants. He's taking it from them "by force", it's not their choice to lay with him... so it doesn't count as sex!! They were unconscious all the time, not their fault.

Joren knows they are awake, though. This is pretty much consensual nonconsent, but without communication and not healthy at all.

Two, MC lets him know they're awake and Joren pushes them to continue, he is not stopping. I see it as a mutual masturbation scene while a painting of Sun hangs on the wall above the bed, judging MC.

And about the lifespan... It could be possible, especially if MC decides to leave their humanity and if they're younger than Joren, but it would be for a decade max before they also die. They don't have a massive age gap.

But no! That's not what the hint is about!! hehe >:)

[delicrieux]

—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER

extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”. 

pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing.  word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie​:  y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao

author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao

ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist

You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.

A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?

Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.

A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”

mother i crave violence

sensing evil energy rn!!

i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖

^with peace and love shut the fuck up

“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”

You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”

Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.

“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!” 

rip headphone users

i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears

yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭

To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.

Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth. 

queen rly went from  🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?

Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie

akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.

Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.

There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.

The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.

nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!

^pack it up girl defined

“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”

You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing. 

“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.” 

i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live 

shes trying give her time

ya dig??? y not capeesh

what scene from the godfather is this lol?

“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.

Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎

You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”

The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.

Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:

I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.

You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.

“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”

NOW she considers it

well....

if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3

Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”

Onto the bio:

You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜 

“What the fuck did I just read?”

The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.

The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall. 

But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.

No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.

“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.

WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????

tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be

^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell

look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling

It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.

What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.

Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.

YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets. 

...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.

You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.

“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.

“What?” She grits.

“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”

“What did you do now?”

“I made fun of men on Tinder.”

She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”

“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”

“Y/n.”

“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”

She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.

Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.

You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(

my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?

Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout. 

Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!

You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?

my husband Not jealous.

Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”

He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!

my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.

You ik u repeated tht like 50 times  u trynna convince me or??? lmao

my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?

You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs

my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)

Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.

hope you liked it!! xx

[plethora-of-imagines]

Reassurance

AN: I took a bit of an unusual approach to the prompt choosing to focus on the aftercare side of things more so than the active kink for this day. You can't always write full-on horny porn. Sometimes you have to write the soft aftercare that is a part of a BDSM relationship.

Word Count: 1566

Warnings: implied smut/lemon, praise kink, aftercare, dom drop

Description: DW Kinktober Day 1; Prompt: praise The Master needs some reassurance after a session that he didn't harm his submissive.

Tag List: @c-s-stars @queerconfusionthings @how-masterful @truthbehindthemysteries

Flopping back onto the bed with a content sigh you nestled under the blankets. Aftercare shower completed you were nice and clean. Only a few tender spots on your skin, rubbed raw this time from the ropes that had tied you up. They would be nicely healed in a few days, if not a little bit tender to touch. The fresh sheets were still warm from when the Master fetched them from the dryer. You burrowed further into the warmth. Face just barely peeking out from under the blankets. It was just what you needed after the intense sesion. With the sheer amount and force of the spankings that Master had given you, you were certain to have some bruises in the following days too. But they hadn’t formed yet so you didn’t count them in your own personal check in.

You were so cozy and comfy, all that was missing was the Master. He was still finishing up his own washing up. Part of your newly established aftercare routine involved the Master changing the sheets while you started your shower. After the bed was ready for the two of you to cuddle in without all of the gross sticky fluids from sex, the Master would join you in the shower. Carefully washing your whole body while checking for any tender areas from restraints or forming bruises from the impact of his hand or a spanking instrument. You would then dry off and wait for him to finish washing his own body. It allowed both of you some time alone to decompress and leave headspace while also letting him make sure you didn’t need any specific aftercare.

Drifting in the afterglow you waited patiently for the shower to shut off. The gentle downpour was reassurance that the Master was just taking his time. He would be next to you, where he belonged, soon. As the minutes dragged on you started to worry. Was something wrong? No, no. He must just be enjoying the hot water.

Your mind raced with reasons as to why the Master was avoiding coming to join you. None of them fully formed, just the vague panic and fear of having done something wrong when you certainly hadn’t done anything wrong. Crawling out of the cocoon of warmth you had made you slowly crept towards the bathroom. You almost hoped for the Master to saunter out before you got to the door and tease you for being impatient for your nightly cuddles.

Creaking as you opened it, the door swung inwards stopping just before it hit the wall. The wet towels you had discarded serving as a doorstop. The Master was sitting in the bathtub, water from the shower hitting his downcast head. He wasn’t reacting to the water pouring down his face, covering his eyes. It didn’t even look like he was breathing. Panicking, you rushed to turn the water off.

Once it was off you paused for just a moment, just a second to think about what was happening. He was experiencing a dom drop. That had never happened before. Once the remaining water had drained you stepped into the bathtub, kneeling down in front of him. Looking down at him you tried to think of what to do. What would help the Master? He still hadn’t moved, but you could help him. You would help him. The only thing you could think to do was to treat him with the care he typically showed you.

With slow and clear movements you cradled the side of his face with your hands. Grounding him in the moment with your touch, or at least trying too. Gently you lifted his face up until you could look into his eyes. His eyes avoided yours, still staring down. His hands, he was looking at his hands. That had to be a part of what was wrong. Looking yourself you couldn’t see any signs of injury or harm.

“Are you okay?” You softly murmured.

Eyes locked on his hands which were now shaking he slowly pulled his gaze away to look up at you.

“I’ve hurt you,” he numbly stated, “and I enjoyed it.”

“Master,” your voice was thick with emotions. 

How could you have let him wallow in his own worries and self hatred like this? You had been warm and cozy by yourself for ages, while he fell into the trap of his own mind. Stopping yourself from spiraling you reminded yourself that you couldn’t have known. Besides, having the both of you mentally and emotionally dropping at once wouldn’t help either of you.

“I’m not hurt, Master.”

Reassuring the Master with your words you slowly guided him out of the tub. Picking up the second towel from the floor you patted down the Master’s dripping skin.

“You have never harmed me without my consent, Master.”

 Kissing your way up his chest along his throat and adam's apple, up to the corner of his lips. Continuing to speak softly to him between each press of your lips to his skin. Kind words meant to reassure him that everything was okay, that you were okay.

“You’ve always treated me with care and reverence, even when I have made you angry.”

His hair was dripping wet, conditioner not fully washed out. You decided that it wasn’t worth the maneuvering it would take to get him to lean over the sink to finish washing it out. Toweling it as dry as you could get it to be, before dropping the towel onto the floor. His hair would drip but you could handle damp sheets. As for the towels, the two of you could deal with it tomorrow. Or maybe depending on how he was feeling, you could deal with it tomorrow. You didn’t want to risk bringing these feelings back to the forefront of his mind tomorrow.

Hand in hand you lead the Master back into the bedroom. You were even more thankful that the sheets had already been changed. It meant that you didn’t have any reminders that could make him spiral further. Sure, he still was quiet, not really interacting with you. But at least he wasn’t completely lost in his own head, alone in the shower anymore.

Wrapping him in his fuzzy purple blanket you hovered over him until he settled. You could remember him joking the other day when he brought home that blanket that he had a motif to follow, of course he would get himself a purple blanket. If he was to take off his jacket he needed something to replace it with. 

Climbing into bed next to him you guided him into your arms. It felt unusual to be the one holding him, normally he was the one to hold you. Still, you held him tightly to you afraid that if you didn’t his mind would fully wander away from you again. Into his own little world where he was a horrible person for consensually hitting you.

“You’ve never done anything I didn’t want you to do, Master. You’ve always done what I’ve asked of you.”

Shuffling closer to you, he hid his face from your sight.

“I’m a monster, with no better nature who’s dared to harm you. Yet I still want to hold you close like I’ve never hurt you,” he aguishly admitted.

Your soul ached. Was this what the Master felt whenever you cried after a session? The two of you would have to talk once he was in a better headspace about if you had been putting all of this emotional burden unintentionally on his shoulders. He may be a Time Lord but that didn’t mean that he could truly handle everything. Even if he liked to claim he could.

“You’re not a monster, Master. You're my Master, the best man and dominate in the universe. You’re so good to me, Master.”

Mentally you relaxed as his whole body melted. Words finally reaching him. He was accepting what you were saying, beginning to peek his head out of his mental fortress to realize that the way he was seeing things wasn’t how they really were. About fifteen minutes passed before he spoke again.

“You’re okay?” He asked, voice filled with unshed tears. You could feel how close he was to crying, his eyes buried at the base of your neck.

Arms wrapped themselves around your body. He was clinging back now. It wasn’t perfect but it was progress. You were overjoyed with any amount of progress.

“I’m okay Master.”

You were enveloped into his embrace fully, the blanket moving to wrap you up into its warmth with the Master.

Whispering words so quietly against your skin you almost didn’t hear them.

“Such a good girl you are, truly. Helping your Master so well.”

You melted at the praise. He knew you loved being called a good girl.

“It’s easy to be a good girl for you, you’re such a good Master for me.”

An amused huff of air left his lips at your inflection. You had unintentionally copied the way he said ‘good girl’ to you when praising him. The smile and soft peck he left on your shoulder reassured you that everything would be okay. He would be back to his normal self in no time. Even if he wasn’t, you would be here to help reassure him and bring him back to himself again.