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NO WAYY DUOLINGO DID A TOGACHAKO REFERENCE?!??!?
#TEARS IN MY TOGACHAKO EYES#😭😭😭#this is so AWESOME#duolingo a real one for this#mha#bnha#duolingo#togachako#tgck#tears in my 331 streak eyes..#my hero academia#boku no hero academia
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The next external introduced in The Magnus Protocol should be based off of the Duolingo owl. I could definitely see that thing munching on some people's heads. You didn't do your daily lesson? Enjoy having your fear harvested and sacrificed to eldritch entities!
#this might only be funny to me but I had to say it#we already have one monster based on a real-life scary mascot so the precedent is there#the magnus protocol#magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp shitpost#duolingo owl
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Is it just me or does anyone else get the irrational urge to... learn every F1 driver's native language even if I would probably never use it irl😭😂
#i'm that 🤏🏻 close to pulling up Duolingo and learning danish or finnish or dutch or smth#all these languages wouldn't give me any benefits whatsoever in my real life#but oh the temptation#f1#max verstappen#kimi raikkonen#valtteri bottas#kevin magnussen#kmag#at least i'm german because that langauge is probably a whole other beast#plus i know a decent amount of spanish and english obv#logically I whould try my hand at french or italian i guess#as these languages are also commonly taught here in Germany#formula 1#formula one
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you know what i'll say it MIKE AND ROIER ARE THE ONLY ONES I RESPECT these fuckers will rock up and say FUCK english all my homies HATE english they are the only ones i trust and respect these fuckers are like you will hear me speak my language and you will LEARN IT OR DIE and i respect the HELL OUT OF IT dude THANK YOU FOR BEING ENGLISH HATERS brothers THANK YOU FOR NOT SPEAKING ONLY ENGLISH WHEN AMONG ANYONE NOT OF YOUR LANGUAGE GROUP!!!!!!!!
#qsmp#if there are others who also refuse to speak english that i didn't notice i will add them#this excludes the koreans bc they aren't strong in english so it's only half an option for them#(allegedly aren't strong i didn't see them around long enough to come to any real conclusions but i'm told they aren't strong in it)#and also hugo bc he didn't have much time on the server and some people who start out relying on the translations#will swap over to using their english however strong that might be idk his relative strength either bc like korea he wasn't online long 😔#which i also respect because i'm glad they get to practice their nonnative tongue that's cool#but the first multilingual smp with live translation becoming the 'english in a group' server gives me fits#anyway for legal reasons much of this post is hyperbole and exaggeration#but i do love how mike and roier can be consistently relied on to just Not Speak English#block game brainrot#shut up vic#bonus shoutout to foolish who often insists spanish speakers only speak spanish to him#and tries to only speak spanish in return. he's not got broad vocab just yet but for only learning via this and duolingo he's doing amazing#and i have a lot of respect for him for it#(yes i respect everyone for reasons but this post is about the ones who can and do speak Not English on purpose)#(regrettably people like bbh and phil don't count although i still respect their efforts)#ANYWAY SLASH END TAG RANT THIS POST KNOWS WHAT IT'S ABOUT DON'T FIGHT ME
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THE FUCK, DUOLINGO?
new theory. HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT.
WHAT IF DUO IS THE ONE WHO OWNS ALASTOR'S SOUL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T DO HIS SPANISH LESSONS DAILY.
DUO IS THE MAIN VILLAIN IN THE HELLAVERSE.
THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION
also yes i am alive, just busy. the school year is over now tho so yippie
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bayle domon wrote today's duolingo lesson
#i looked it up and learned about habitual present tense! which is something that has a distinction in irish but not english#i wish duolingo would actually explain grammar to me bc instead i just memorize the answers without understanding#it was great practice for italian when i'd already taken a real class and knew all the grammar rules#but for starting languages from scratch it is tough! (although i think the more popular languages do have some grammar lessons)#but then i don't really use duolingo to Properly learn languages i just dabble in random new ones from time to time bc it's fun#and bc it helps me more easily BS fake-but-believable words in made-up fantasy languages for my novel haha
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almost tempted to throw to the winds my 3+ years duolingo streak just because the app just told me that "more than 2 million people have a 365+ streak!". AS IF.
#why are you not making me feel special duolingo. why.#you've been my only real accomplishment these past 3 years and FOR WHAT???#i demand to be one in a million.#lie to me even. i don't care. but don't tell me these awful things anymore.#duolingo
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when did Duolingo get rid of the little section where you could read an actual grammar lesson for the unit you were on? when did they replace it with this fucking useless "here are some phrases you might see" thing? I just lost all my hearts because it won't tell me when I'm supposed to use "di fronte a" and when I'm supposed to use "davanti" and it's been five years since I've taken formal lessons so I don't remember and call me crazy but if I'm using a language learning app I feel like I shouldn't also have to have multiple tabs open for googling the lessons I should be learning
and if I'd never taken formal lessons I feel like I'd be trying to do the impossible here. Like I have a minor in Italian & was in the Italian Honor Society at my college, how fucked would I be if I was trying to learn this language in the language learning app? It's bad enough for me just trying to maintain.
AND their little hints when you click on the words aren't consistent, sometimes the top suggestion will be correct and sometimes they'll be like "nope! you should've somehow known we meant for you to use the third word down, even though there isn't a place to click for any kind of explanation or actual lesson. Vaffanculo."
#duolingo#if the owl is on here come for me#explain yourself#why is this tool worse than it used to be#real ones remember when I set up like 8 weeks in the queue here when I went to Florence
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I don’t get why people feel like the Duolingo owl is threatening, if I ever feel like he is I just get mad at him. I could fight an owl. I don’t know if I’d win, but I don’t think I’d lose (two things that can apparently coexist). I think I’d survive at least and that’s not really winning but also not losing.
You wanna be so threatening? Da bør du drepe meg!
#emma posts#I used google translate for help because they haven’t taught me the phrase ‘kill me’ yet#taught me the word for beer øle but not the more important words like ‘kill’#as far as I can tell everything else in that sentence checks out so I figured the translation was good enough#not sure if it’s in the right order or if you use better that way in Norwegian. but good enough for a tumblr flop post#Emma’s adventures in using Duolingo#I should honestly use that as a tag for it#I post enough venting about that app#until I find out if I’m dyslexic for sure and there’s a way to help that with other languages. I’m not going to pay for Babbel yet#Babbel has Icelandic lessons too I think and that is my final boss tbh#I’ve been going from easiest for English speakers to hardest as my plan#and it turns out that I forgot how much some of my issues affect learning new languages#last time I learned another language it was Spanish and I’m not fluent but I’ve had classes and been around it for so long#that i kinda forgot what it’s like to start from scratch#I didn’t start trying to learn Norwegian until I was 26#or was it my 27th birthday? I could check my streak#I was like ‘psh. it will be harder with my disabilities. but I should be able to read. my top priority with this language’#and then I realized I had been somehow adapting to the other two languages since childhood and forgot how much I had to work around#I mean. I knew I was worse at language arts in school than I was in literature and writing. but still#I also already knew I was worse at making new sentences in other languages than I was figuring out ones that someone else made#but I thought that was just because I hadn’t used Spanish much for several years now#every time I try to re-learn Spanish it just ends up with me being able to figure out what someone said to me but not how to answer#if i brushed up on it again i could probably have a conversation with someone who understood English but better spoke Spanish#someone with the same problem as me but reversed language wise#please don’t take this as me saying I could currently have an entire conversation with someone speaking Spanish#I’m better than someone who never learned it and didn’t encounter it’s use a lot. but I really don’t think I could have a real conversation#not at the moment at least#I have been meaning to brush up on Spanish again too. there are at least real classes in my area for it and not just an app#the last time there were Norwegian classes around here my dad was in college and old people still spoke it#no one around here speaks it anymore
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duolingo has gotten me to be able to read swedish at. cefr b1 level. and thats it
#do NOT use duolingo to learn a new language.#ok actually i think thats not too bad considering i knew literally no swedish and also wasnt studying it anywhere else#but. you cannot rely on duolingo is what im saying.#you will reach a point where u need to learn from somewhere else#do not even fucking ask how much i can produce/speak. its even worse hdbgsdsfvgbgb#the reason the level is so specific is because i have a book that is labelled a2-b1 and shockingly. im able to read most of it#with no real difficulty. but it does take me approximately one million years longer than reading in english#which. duh. but it still pisses me off lmao
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WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
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Happy one year anniversary to me doing a Duolingo lesson at day 2 of the Agust D concert
#my very first concert#I had to keep up the streak#between this and the barking the night was pretty memorable#technically a face reveal even though a stay masked#agust d#d day tour#duolingo#so real#also#my nails were so pretty here#I make my own press ons and still have the full set#mask up#wear a mask#tired posts
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duolingo added fucking Lives onto my desktop version so im taking direct action
#moth talk#STUPIDEST FEATURE EVER. INVENTING A PROBLEM AND THEN TELLING TO PAY THEM TO FIX IT.#ITS SO STUPID. WHY WOULD YOU PUNISH MISTAKES LIKE THIS WHEN LEARNING???#WHEN IT SHOULD BE Oh you messed up. But heres correct. AND NOT HAVE FUCKING LIVES THIS ISNT CANDY CRUSH !?!?#duolingo sucks ass anyways They removed forums The owl doesnt teach you SHIT with how languages actually WORK#had to figure out korean sentence structures myselffff GO TO HELL#and then they add Ficitonal Language instead of real one IDK pisses me off ADD ARMENIAN PLEASE! GOD ! PLESE#IDONT WANT TO BE ILLETERATE IN ARMENIAN ANYMOREEEE
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Whyyy is everything the wrong way round
#What is the obsession with making totally pointless changes#Like I understand improving or adding new features to a website#But why have you just shuffled where everything is on my dashboard#Is it solely to make things more difficult#Why what is the point exactly#Like it's not a huge deal that I now have to click twice to see my activity properly but I don't understand why the change was necessary#There also seems to be a real interest in making changes to websites that require more mouse use#Spotify and Duolingo were the same#So instead of clicking once or being able to go to one page and then use the keys to scroll down#I have to hold th emouse to do a lot more than I used to#And it's a laptop so my wrists are killing me
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גברים אמיתיים מנשקים אחד את השני
#I was learning Hebrew on duolingo before I switched apps#don’t tell duo#let’s see this in different languages you people are learning#the one about real men kissing
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Never mind I ended up yearning anyway
#idk i have let go of the sillies of downloading duolingo to prepare for retirement and now i'm like hang on this is a little real maybe#idk if i'm ready yet. like. i know i only really figured out i was polyamorous a couple weeks ago and almost as soon as i figured that out#i accepted that i might need to live pretty monogamously anyway. bc not to be overly practical but with the amount of support i need from a#partner i was okay with monogamy being the tradeoff for that. or at least i thought i was. but now i'm wavering#i have friends i want to kiss#and there are so many experiences i've never had#i don't think i want my only kiss with a woman to be with my engaged monogamous friend when we are both drunk as fuck#but i also REALLY don't want to flush this chance at a relationship that could be really amazing down the toilet before i try just#because i'm scared. and also like. how many larpers are monogamous really. could be just fine on that front#faer personal files#friend you know who you are. i want to kiss you.#maybe i will make out with some hotties at goth night next week#anyway grow the fuck up julian you have not committed to shit the world is still your oyster and you are in charge of your decisions#don't be a baby and shut down bc you're scared to explore the possibilities of how this could go!!!#but also no untenable compromises!!!#glad we had this talk#and also you have not even had ONE proper date yet. chill.
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