#dumbassss

[codecicle-archive]

IM IN POST LIMIT I CANT ANSWER UR ASK

everyone point and laugh

[inky-goddess]

So

Mine and @minty-creator's friend got both of the new costumes.

Blanked out his name for privacy sake

[bee-sidebranch]

Under Pressure

story exposition for Blinded by Light below

BBL was designed parralel to QS and finished construction a short time after her activation.

It was built by a coalition of powerful religious groups to harness the holyness radiating off of the fissures QS' designers had discovered and was overall a place people visited to worship and philosophise.

It quickly grew to be revered as a god by its citizens, the Iterator that would find salvation, they would let it know this through various festivities, blessing rituals and asking it for guidance.

BBL is soft spoken and socially awkward, he did not enjoy all the attention and often sought comfort in writing. Neither could it handle the expecations set by his benefactors but tried his hardest to live up to their hopes.

He often agonized over what advice to give (which often led to inaction from him), prepared speeches months in advance and generally fed into what his designers perceived him to be, but itself felt it was never enough as it never manged to find the Solution.

QS had always been a source of comfort for it, she treated it like a peer first and foremost and they collaborated on many projects. It considers her its closest confidant even when they never talked about their troubles in earnest.

Without QS to lean on desperation grew in it as the day of mass ascension hung over its head and its populous looked to it for answers. He had none, all of his work never amounted to anything that would bring a safe and surefire way to ascend.

When they left their parting gift was a bonemask he was to wear, carved into it were mantras and poems that were to remind him of his purpose.

He never took it off.

In the present it is comatose, iterating on the Great Problem and dependent on TPSN for its vital functions.

Good i finally have some info written down for all of them, these are mainly for artfight so people can get some extra info if they want to draw my robots (DM me for my artfight do it).

thank you for reading all of these you may have a delicious micro LED 🤲✨️

[cementforourteeth]

[junespriince]

so this kid has a lot to live up to if ya name him Sinbad

10 Non-traditional virtue names for your new baby boy:

1. Sinbad

[seosracha]

seunghan will always be THAT BITCH the only people that ive seen resent him/not like him are 13 yo or trolls so i wouldnt worry about them

REALLLLL 🙏🙏

And yeah honestly i Cant imagine a grown person hating on Seunghan for doing the things he did SoLikeee 🤗🤗🤗

[transylvanilla]

If being heavily caffinated is anything like having adhd then adhd must rlly suck

[asgardianhammer]

A tremor that is neither fear nor hesitation rolls through him, a familiar and fleeting shudder chased away by the molten warmth goddess threads into him with deliberate grace. The weight of her words settle upon him, an embrace unseen but no less potent than the one their semi-entwined bodies share now.

A vow given, a claim laid—not one of possession but of tender devotion, absolute and unshaken.

It would be a lie to say thunderer does not revel in this, in her, in the way her essence winds itself around the heart she names hers. A lesser man would perhaps flinch, might cower beneath such unwavering affection, might even falter beneath the knowing that love like this is both a gift and a responsibility.

But he is no lesser man, far from it. The very being that was crafted upon magic-riddled soil, and nurtured by tutelage valuing strength above all else, accepts the warmth that was not his own as familiar, cherished friend.

' Then I am undone,' comes a compliant, breathy retort, no jest, no falsehood, only certainty in the renewed press of lips against her skin, silent gratitude and reverence unspoken.

' I have long since accepted my fate—to be bound to you, ever and always. A willing prisoner if you will, no ransom desired, no escape sought."

And yet, a smirk tugs at the corner of his mouth, mischief somehow untouched by the gravity of the moment.

' Irksome? Perhaps. But only to test the limits of your patience, beloved. If such vexations earn me the thunder of your affections, then let me be insufferable for all eternity.'

As if to punctuate this intent there is movement at last, a shift to place himself hovering over prized, adored goddess, kiss then placed on the tip of her nose.

Her zap missed its mark, pleased rumble, not quite the reaction she'd been after, though its vibration and sound were far from disappointing. Nothing that made his smile so wide could ever be ruled a failure. For the moment, she basked in his contentment and the warmth of their contact, all the while scheming for an opening and closing this suggested war.

Nowhere near his full weight was on her, and rolling over or away seemed near impossible. A slightly stronger current might finally get him to move and certainly wouldn't cause any physical harm, but how to go about it and what to do immediately after were flimsy notions at best when he spoke again.

Sincere eloquence, beloved's hallmark, dropped with less reluctance than a penny and carrying all the force of a grenade, her chest should be numb to the hard thud her heart made, the room shouldn't grow shades darker, and still, all the emotions conjured by his words must go somewhere, and freshly formed clouds became so full the sky rumbled, mimicking the heavy reverberation within.

How terrified his emeny would be to know the sway he held over the skies without any exertion of his own. Actually, it would terrify most.

"… To hold onto it would please me greatly," she cooed after a moment, gentle fingers stroking a bearded cheek. Warm amethyst light poured from her touch down the god's neck and into his chest, given purpose it didn't seek to connect with his own, instead coiling itself around that mighty heart. Waiting for the eventual merging so a piece of her essence may reside in the deepest part of him. "And I will." Her vow to them both.

"No matter how irksome you become, to do else would betray the heart that has always belonged to you."

[ranfordgallus]

Characters just standing makes me giggle for no reason like look at this guy

DUMBASSSS

[inky-goddess]

@lad112233 is making fun of me /j

For context, a while back I made a joke about my Mac and cheese being drowned in cheese using that line. He has not let me live it down. Lemme see if I can find it actually.

FOUND IT-

For extra context: I'm 90% sure I'm somewhat lactose intolerant.

[ishatnoodleokay]

Two dumbassss ready to smack a bitch

[bitchyycapricorn]

Well. Look at that. Anyways, I wrote this last night while I was drunk.

Peter looks at you from across the room, disgusted by ur gayness.

“Ew. How could u be gay. That’s so gross and totally wrong.” He says.

You look at him like he’s the numbest bitch in the planet. “Peter. Ur literally so stupid. Even frogs r gay.” You counter, still being gay as ever.

Peter narrows his eyes at you, “yeah well those frogs are going to like hell.”

YOu let out a loud laugh and simply counting r to stare at him. “You wanna get fucked by a gay grl.” You tease, beckoning him to come to the bathroom with you.

Peter’s eyes go very wide, but he is intrigued. Even if ur very very gay. So he stands up and goes to the bathroom with you.

You look him in the eyes and smile again. “So what u ganna do for me baby girl?” He asks, a big ass smirk when j his face.

“I’m ganna fuck u until you can’t walk” u say, pulling down his pants.

“Oh god please” peter moans, grabbing your hips and pulling you close. “I want u to tick me so hard please” he begs. Kissing your very soft juicy lips.

You let out a moan, kissing him back very passionately. “Mmm Parker” you grunt, despite not even liking men.

You finish stripping him from all his cloths, then you take off your own. “Wow Peter ur so sexy. I can’t wait to fuck your fat cock”

You push him onto the sink and slowly begin to sink onto his big ginormous fat cock. It feels so good inside you which makes you leg out a loud moan. You grip his hair tight, tugging his brow curls. “Mmmm sexy.”

You groan.

His hands grip ur hips ahead he leads ur hips up and down on his big man

Ohhhhhhh” he cries, kissing ur neck sloppily. “Gosh ur so hot baby” he cries, feeling u on his cock.

You let out another moan before hopping off his big dick, flipping him around, and bumming in his big juicy asshole.

Peter cute too, squirting all over the sink. “Ohhhh shit that felt so good” he moans.

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Peter found out he was probate about three months later. He couldn’t. Be more scared of having a gay bitches baby. How could he possibly have the bay of a gay Bo. Like what. Anyways, he was so very pregnant and Tony was so upset because his son is so young and so very pregnant.

But Steve thinks that it’s a miracle from the gays that he’s pregnant with your gay baby.

So Peter is told he has to has it because it’s a gay blessing from a hot sexy woman who got him prhegnage

So he keeps being very very primate u Gil it’s time to deliver. And he had the hunky ads baby and feels so proud cause he’s a mommy now.

But ur a mommy too.

Peter reali3/ he’s so gay because he’s a mommy a fan yoruens a mommy so you’re hay.

Peter is ashamed of his gay self and decides to tie. The baby to bucket because his one hand will be a better mummy them him.

The end.

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I’m so so so sorry. Also, if you commented on the OG 🤨 I tagged you

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[weewooooweew]

"a double dose won't kill me" DUMBASSSS

[radioactive-circus]

!!

*knew it was coming, yet he was STILL surprised. What a dumbassss.*

— @master-dealmaker

*Radio is very content, to say the least. He wraps his arms around Carbine as he continues the kiss*

[riverlarking]

i live in the countryside and one of the things that's really missing from these new houses being built are wells! where's your well dumbassss you don't like free water?