#dumbassss

[codecicle]

IM IN POST LIMIT I CANT ANSWER UR ASK

everyone point and laugh

[bee-sidebranch]

Under Pressure

story exposition for Blinded by Light below

BBL was designed parralel to QS and finished construction a short time after her activation.

It was built by a coalition of powerful religious groups to harness the holyness radiating off of the fissures QS' designers had discovered and was overall a place people visited to worship and philosophise.

It quickly grew to be revered as a god by its citizens, the Iterator that would find salvation, they would let it know this through various festivities, blessing rituals and asking it for guidance.

BBL is soft spoken and socially awkward, he did not enjoy all the attention and often sought comfort in writing. Neither could it handle the expecations set by his benefactors but tried his hardest to live up to their hopes.

He often agonized over what advice to give (which often led to inaction from him), prepared speeches months in advance and generally fed into what his designers perceived him to be, but itself felt it was never enough as it never manged to find the Solution.

QS had always been a source of comfort for it, she treated it like a peer first and foremost and they collaborated on many projects. It considers her its closest confidant even when they never talked about their troubles in earnest.

Without QS to lean on desperation grew in it as the day of mass ascension hung over its head and its populous looked to it for answers. He had none, all of his work never amounted to anything that would bring a safe and surefire way to ascend.

When they left their parting gift was a bonemask he was to wear, carved into it were mantras and poems that were to remind him of his purpose.

He never took it off.

In the present it is comatose, iterating on the Great Problem and dependent on TPSN for its vital functions.

Good i finally have some info written down for all of them, these are mainly for artfight so people can get some extra info if they want to draw my robots (DM me for my artfight do it).

thank you for reading all of these you may have a delicious micro LED 🤲✨️

[cementforourteeth]

[battydora]

types of best jeanist/tsunagu hakamada stans (including myself):

my , @doodoodinklefart , @luaghteronsilvedwings 's reaction to this best jeanist fanart (a blessing🛐)

[junespriince]

so this kid has a lot to live up to if ya name him Sinbad

10 Non-traditional virtue names for your new baby boy:

1. Sinbad

[seosracha]

seunghan will always be THAT BITCH the only people that ive seen resent him/not like him are 13 yo or trolls so i wouldnt worry about them

REALLLLL 🙏🙏

And yeah honestly i Cant imagine a grown person hating on Seunghan for doing the things he did SoLikeee 🤗🤗🤗

[transylvanilla]

If being heavily caffinated is anything like having adhd then adhd must rlly suck

[ranfordgallus]

Characters just standing makes me giggle for no reason like look at this guy

DUMBASSSS

[ishatnoodleokay]

Two dumbassss ready to smack a bitch

[bitchyycapricorn]

Well. Look at that. Anyways, I wrote this last night while I was drunk.

Peter looks at you from across the room, disgusted by ur gayness.

“Ew. How could u be gay. That’s so gross and totally wrong.” He says.

You look at him like he’s the numbest bitch in the planet. “Peter. Ur literally so stupid. Even frogs r gay.” You counter, still being gay as ever.

Peter narrows his eyes at you, “yeah well those frogs are going to like hell.”

YOu let out a loud laugh and simply counting r to stare at him. “You wanna get fucked by a gay grl.” You tease, beckoning him to come to the bathroom with you.

Peter’s eyes go very wide, but he is intrigued. Even if ur very very gay. So he stands up and goes to the bathroom with you.

You look him in the eyes and smile again. “So what u ganna do for me baby girl?” He asks, a big ass smirk when j his face.

“I’m ganna fuck u until you can’t walk” u say, pulling down his pants.

“Oh god please” peter moans, grabbing your hips and pulling you close. “I want u to tick me so hard please” he begs. Kissing your very soft juicy lips.

You let out a moan, kissing him back very passionately. “Mmm Parker” you grunt, despite not even liking men.

You finish stripping him from all his cloths, then you take off your own. “Wow Peter ur so sexy. I can’t wait to fuck your fat cock”

You push him onto the sink and slowly begin to sink onto his big ginormous fat cock. It feels so good inside you which makes you leg out a loud moan. You grip his hair tight, tugging his brow curls. “Mmmm sexy.”

You groan.

His hands grip ur hips ahead he leads ur hips up and down on his big man

Ohhhhhhh” he cries, kissing ur neck sloppily. “Gosh ur so hot baby” he cries, feeling u on his cock.

You let out another moan before hopping off his big dick, flipping him around, and bumming in his big juicy asshole.

Peter cute too, squirting all over the sink. “Ohhhh shit that felt so good” he moans.

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Peter found out he was probate about three months later. He couldn’t. Be more scared of having a gay bitches baby. How could he possibly have the bay of a gay Bo. Like what. Anyways, he was so very pregnant and Tony was so upset because his son is so young and so very pregnant.

But Steve thinks that it’s a miracle from the gays that he’s pregnant with your gay baby.

So Peter is told he has to has it because it’s a gay blessing from a hot sexy woman who got him prhegnage

So he keeps being very very primate u Gil it’s time to deliver. And he had the hunky ads baby and feels so proud cause he’s a mommy now.

But ur a mommy too.

Peter reali3/ he’s so gay because he’s a mommy a fan yoruens a mommy so you’re hay.

Peter is ashamed of his gay self and decides to tie. The baby to bucket because his one hand will be a better mummy them him.

The end.

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I’m so so so sorry. Also, if you commented on the OG 🤨 I tagged you

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[weewooooweew]

"a double dose won't kill me" DUMBASSSS

[dr-well-adjusted]

You ever seen dead poets society? It’s really cheery and the ending is so cute

Of course I've seen Dead Poets Society, a lovely film. The ending is amazing, very cheerful indeed.

DUMBASSSS!!

how could you not know? he played in dead poets society

[ramblesbiab]

Gosh, I don't know much about the characters in the new League trailer besides the fact that they all look cool, but it's honestly been really disappointing seeing so much discourse online where people who are just doing a bit of harmless sapphic yearning are being yelled at for "Wanting to force every female character to be gay" or whatever. Like cool, the red haired mask lady is straight. Me wishing I could kiss her doesn't mean I'm trying to force my lifestyle onto every character ever you homophobic fuck. But also, now that you said that, sure!!! Maybe I will force every character to be gay and bi and queer and whatever the hell else I want because of you. Hope you're happy dumbassss <3

[real-doozy]

driving my dumbassss 9 houououours todayayay

[stop-highblood-hate]

what do you think about robots/robotic trolls?

are they technically lowbloods

genuine question because i dont exactly have blood but i do have troll-like sentience

my names reinbo by the way

hello :)

fey arent lowbloodss becausse fey arent real! im not playing along wif ssome dumbassss rp blog sstarted by a russty becausse fey figured being a robot would be better fan being a lowblood :>