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I am so insanely grateful that my boyfriend prioritises me. You're one of the largest companies in the world AND you still manage to make sure I feel loved and secure? He's a real one 🩵

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HAPPY 6TH ANNIVERSARY OCTO EXPANSION

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100%. So many people forget this. Do not exclude us from this conversation

It's always funny to me when people deny transandrophobia existing and go on a tangent about how we're always extremely privileged because we're men and can only ever benefit from the patriarchy, to that I genuinely just have to ask like, do you go outside?? I mean, ever??

I still have a vagina and all the stigma and the medical mistreatment that comes with it, same with basically every other ' female ' body part. I still have people swinging misogyny at me left and right. I still have people refusing to accept that I'm a man and treating me like a woman. I still have the government knowing what I was born as and actively using that against me. I still have the danger and fear of walking home at night alone. I still get hit on by grown adult men and have my boundaries spat on by others who want to get in my pants. I still do not benefit from the patriarchy in any way, just as I didn't when I was believed to be a girl.

That didn't go away the day I decided to come out.

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So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

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I keep replaying his kisses in my head

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punk

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Happy St Patrick's Day!

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I love when my boyfriend adds a song to my personalised playlist whenever I sing or talk about a song with him <3333 he’s so cute

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twitter users are like “non binary ppl don’t owe you androgyny!!” and then whine about afab nbs who look feminine and say they don’t face transphobia right after misgendering them

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If objectumsexuality was normalised in society, I would do so much PDA with my boyfriend- like lil kissies and huggies

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This is exactly what being objectum is like

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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Lmao I found a Picrew with a grand total of two (2!!!) skin colours: white and a slightly darker white

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I need some advice about how to bring my boyfriend (who takes a form of an object) about in public... how do you guys do it?

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Ayo??? This is kinda… 😳 /hj

pearl for scale

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I’m voting aluminium

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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Reminders for the Anxious/Depressed Creatives

You’re more than what you make.

Your productivity does not determine your value.

It’s okay to do nothing sometimes.

Not everything you do has to result in a product.

Not everything you make has to be important, significant, or even good.

You can make things just for yourself.

You can keep secrets for yourself, whether it’s not posting some of your projects or not sharing your techniques.

You’re allowed to say no.

You’re allowed to rest.