#dumb thought collection

[evil-ontheinside]

Dumb thought collection:

"Why would you be travelling in this direction? I say travelling as if this is an eight-day journey on horseback instead of a twenty-minute bus ride"

To myself: "Your spine. Where is it?"

"I could continue reading this if I had placed my phone in a different position of time and space"

"That's a fun shaped church"

"That [ad for a Catholic kindergarten] feels elitist. Why would I do that to my child? My kid is supposed to brawl in the sandbox and not learn the Vater Unser"

Greg voice: "I'm a rock fact!"

"Unhinge your jaw! No, wait"

"I'm a skeptic in some ways. I don't trust this shit [lucky potato post] but also, why not? But also why?"

"Why is it already fucking Monday on... Monday"

"You're literally the most annoying person ever. And you're not even a person" (to my cat)

Thinking of waving at the garden gnome to see if it's alive because "who can resist a good wave from across the street?"

"There's definitely a mosquito in here and it has *narrows eyes* my blood."

"I'm literally going to butcher someone at this rate"

"I feel very safe by the wall. I like the wall. We like the wall."

"Noodle is back from the war."

"The sneeze! The sneeze got me."

"It is I: me."

To my cat: "What are you, a horse? "

[medowlarken]

MAJOR DAtVG/Dragon Age lore spoilers under the cut, relating to a certain egg's past memories. i know i said im staying off tumblr but i need to scream about this

AAAGGGHHH I KNEW ELVES WERE ORIGINALLY FADE SPIRITS WHO TOOK ON PHYSICAL FORM!!!! i fucking called it dude im so hyped about this you dont understand, after years of speculation and it being called a crack theory the validation alone was worth the game's price tag

it makes SO much sense too. like why elves cant breed with other races?? because they dont have the same biology!!! why lyrium, the literal blood of the titans, is so closely connected with post-veil magic??? bc the og magic users used it to make their physical forms!!!

like obvs solas and the other gods are super far removed from modern elves. modern elves are just as 'biological' as other races at this point, hence why he's always going on about them not being 'his people' (kind of. when it suits him). but MAN, is it satisfying to have the theory i've held on for literal years be made canon. now all i need to for harding to supply some tasty dwarf lore and ill be eating GOOD by the time i finish this game

not to mention the confirmation that andrastianism is incorrect, too. tho, seeing as the literal elven gods are running around blighting ppl, i think the chant being wrong in places is the chantry getting off lightly. the maker is also probably still a thing but not in the way they describe. bioware PLEASE have the balls to flip the entire religious culture of thedas on its head when this is over i am begging u

also: spirit!solas looked like a face hugger lol

[hiya-im-mary]

OKIE RANDOM QUESTION FOR THE NSR FANS!!!! I’ve been curious about this…

You know the maybe sorta canon fan names given to 1010 found in game that everyone uses?? I’ve always wondered…

How did the fandom give which name to which? How did we decide that the white haired one was Rin? Or that Haym was the yellow one?? I dunno if there’s an actual reason and I just forgot XD

I’d appreciate any answers!! THANK YOUUUU!!!!

[hey-scully-itsme]

reading some essays/lectures by Flannery O’Connor and she has some relevant stuff to say (it’s also Very Catholic so warning for that ig)

This is from Mystery and Manners.

[all-lars-bars]

my ass is asking the real questions. no more shit about the riddles and codes, I wanna talk about where the fuck Jay got that pillow for his car eepies.

like. did he steal it from one of the hotels? or did he bring it with him after he fled his apartment? Did he buy it after his home went up in flames???

[lazaruspiss]

yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)

hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that

[cleverthylacine]

what the fuck is this even

for my fic readers, bonus Ravage snark:

@dontpetmeibite says:

"I cannot possibly be related to...whoever that is. Also, seriously, Orion, you wanted to get relevant on Earth post Sanctuary that bad?"

Then, a moment later, very horrified, after catching a stray thought from Soundwave through the sparkbond:

"...is there something that you and Stripes want to tell me?"

[snowyfrostshadows]

It's all fun and games until it isn't

[evil-ontheinside]

A santa shaped salt shaker that says "ho" every time you turn it

[mimiatmidnight]

Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?

I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.

Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭

Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.

The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.

Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡

[snezfics-n-shit]

I got like

Four different super horny WIPs rn:

Fradrian honeymoon rhinitis

Krisnix toxic contagion (the contagion isn't toxic but also kinda is idk the toxic yaoi lingo)

Phoenix Going Through It after 3-1

And a request fill (hell yeah I missed doing these) for some hayfeverish Miles being doted on by his snzfcker husband

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

VENTI APPEARANCE IN KAEYA HANGOUT LET'S GOO

[spocksgotemotions]

what if…… I commissioned someone to draw something I can put on a custom binder (of the three ring variety)………

[skyward-floored]

I figured since there’s two going-to-be-three mer Legend fics I should put them in a series on ao3 but I’ve been staring blankly at the screen for the past like half hour trying to decide what to call it

[hawke-jpg]

dont have time to set it up right now but would anyone be interested if i made a side blog documenting my plush / figure collection? i’d do like cute little fabric backgrounds and stuff and potentially document me making the odd plush from time to time, figured it might be fun!

[yioh]

the whole csm discourse on twitter is so dumbbbbb oh my god😭