#dumb meme I made at 4am

[dimiotouole]

That one meme but as Agent 3 and 4 lmao

[picklesthenonbeanary]

Was struck in the middle of the night with this big brain idea. So you know the breast reduction meme- yeah that one, was hit with a big brain idea and I had to draw it. I only realized how dumb of an idea it was half way through making both of them so obviously I still had to complete them both anyways

Anyway, presenting my big brain idea!

+ a click clack roles reversed one because I thought it be funny

I think it’s a bit obvious which one I drew first (aka which one I was up till 4am drawing(I drew the other one just a bit ago so not at 4am))

Also bonus obligary insert here they were roommates meme I drew just before hand. Made it because I was thinking about their plays they did and how thespius would totally try and do this as a way to try and hint at having feelings for click clack and or just that I could totally see them as being like god roommates before click clack realized what was going on

[badventist-petite]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers ⭐️

i'm sorry this took so long for me post, i really had to think about things that make me happy that's not y'know... hot old men lolol

1. that feeling of bliss when i'm on-stage playing bass or drums and i'm not overthinking and worrying about every fucking little thing and i can just enjoy it for a change (i play for my church's worship team)

2. when my sister and i are laughing over something dumb and obscure that we would only understand and we can barely breathe, like that meme that's been going around with the two guys from that car show or whatever

3. my sweet dog, Lulu

4. my pastor's coffee. he is very much into coffee (and has 2 or 3 coffee machines on his kitchen counter) and i don't get to have it very often but my sister and i had lunch at their house after church a few weeks ago with some of our other church peeps and after dessert, he made some for us with some decanter looking thing and it was very involved and very tasty. i don't even like hot coffee! also i was up until 4am but it was worth it

5. when i'm listening to a song that i've heard COUNTLESS times before and hear something new that i've never heard before, whether it's vocalizations or instruments or a sound effect, it's just so cool

and now i'm tagging: @vreenak, @ofsmokenandgold, @obscure-hedgehog, @silverblue94, @lacefedora, @thatisnotagoodswamp, @lizzy0305, @drthskyguy, @bearfeathers, @kaelang12,

oh and bonus tag of course @bowserbabe

[stargazerspringles]

This started out as a frames test for a small animation project for school- which then turned into the full 5 second meme. Originally it was just the first part with RGB, I had no clue who to animate for the second half of the animation so I chose Click :’D

(This is still at a very rough sketch stage, there’s lots of issues with different frames! I probably won’t clean this up but I thought to upload this anyways cause I found it funny) *Also on another note, I’m not the best at animation! I’m still learning, so the frames might be too fast apologizes for that!*

[tyunni]

txt when you call them bro !

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a/n: i wrote this at 4am instead of finishing my other drafts, are you proud of me??? this was ib by an nct one but im not too sure who it was by. genre: fluff, crack. warnings: cursing, not proof read, some slip ups, english isnt my first language!!

yeonjun (연준)

slowly turns his head towards you menacingly, just str8 up looks scary as fuck. stares at you like ⊙.☉ for a little while and then finally speaks up.

is and looks visibly disgusted by your choice of words.

"bRoO?????"

literally acts so offended and dramatic for no reason, and he won't let you live it down for a little while.

whines. whines. whines.

"i'm literally your BOYFRIEND. you're supposed to call me darling, baby, love of your life, sunshine..."

lists off all the endearing nicknames that have ever been created, even makes up his own along the way.

"fruitloops, wait thats cute i'll add that to my 'nicknames to call y/n' list... anyways where was i?? right-"

doesn't really dislike it, actually quite the opposite !! and he makes sure to let you know - after he finishes whining and being a baby - that you can call him bro whenever you want.

finds it amusing and cute when you spam his phone with a bunch of 'BRO's (yes in all caps) when you want to show him something you found that made you excited, or simply just a dumb meme you thought was funny.

soobin (수빈)

smiles.... but is confused.

doesn't really mind??? like i feel like he wouldn't really care about it much, but will definitely notice when you use it.

but thats mostly bcuz u usually call him cute nicknames (or absurd ones) and he isn't quite used to it yet.

the first time you reffered to him as "bro" tho,,,, he thought he did something wrong T-T

like you weren't officially in a relationship yet, but you two were a thing, so... he was just overthinking a little.

like what could he have done to go from "your future boyfriend" to "bro"

it was pretty easy for you to notice that he was taken aback by it. like anyone with eyes could see that-

mf just stood there, as stiff as a tree, with a confused expression on his face, staring off into the distance.

looks like this meme:

you're just like

"...u okay??"

but since communication is key & soobin is well aware of that,

he just straight up asks you if he did anything wrong, but when you reassure him that he didn't and u just felt like calling him bro he visibly relaxes

"oh okAy!! ｡◕‿◕｡"

hasn't really had a huge reaction after that, but he's still a tiny bit awkward with it.

beomgyu (범규)

u were friends before dating & you always used such terms as "dude" and "bro" a lot, so he doesn't really care and is quite used to it,

actually really likes it when you call him bro, will also call you bro back (if ure comfortable ofc)

this is u two on a daily basis:

will usually use it ironically or something, but when you two are alone having ur moment (which happens quite frequently) he's all about the pet names. calls you "baby, "mine", "my sunshine", "doll face" AND IM LITERALLY GETTING CARRIED AWAY-

anyways if you two are being intimate & you call him 'bro' he's going to whine and scold you for ruining the moment, but his pout soon turns into a grin because he just can't stay mad at you when you look so cute

(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っget me a beom please....

but sometimes just to be a tease, he acts really hurt.

you: "bRO YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUS- are u okay??" beom: "bro, huh...? i see how it is..."

literally turns his back on you, and starts walking away, dragging his feet extra dramatically, because he wants to make it clear that he's just joking around.

please don't let him leave and jump on his back, throw a pillow at him or something, he wants to get a reaction out of you :((

so yeah he's fine with it, and likes it a lot.

taehyun (태현)

another one that doesn't really care, but teases you.

HE TEASES YOU SO MUCH OMG even more than beomgyu‼️

if a "bro" slips out of ur mouth youre done for, he won't shut up the entire day about it. or maybe the entire week. this is your punishment sorry y/n </3

one time when you accidentally said it, he kept on referring to you as "bro" the entire date.

if you go to a cafe or a restaurant, he's just gonna....

"oh, can i have one milkshake with two straws for me and my bro here??? thank you."

and you just stare at him in disbelief, even the waiter is kinda confused-

"hey bro can you pass me the salt?" "thanks, bro!!"

even when you're around the members, GOD HE'S SO ANNOYING !!!

"yeah, i'm going to the store you want anything, bro??"

& when beomgyu answers instead of you, thinking that taehyun is talking to him

"no, not you!!! i'm talking to y/n!!!"

the second he sees you take off your slipper and throw it at him out of embarrassment, he quickly shuts the door on his way out, your shoe hitting the wood with a not-so-quiet thud, as he scrams away with a tiny scream.

you have to beg him to stfu or else he isn't giving in 🤢🤢✋🏻 and also maybe a few kisses will do the trick... bully tyun, we love to see it !!!!!

huening kai (휴닝카이)

"bRO?!?!1?"

"y/n am i a bad boyfriend or something? did i do something wrong ?? :( call me your baby!!!!"

annoys the shit out of you the entire day by poking you, aggressively shaking you, messing up your hair, if you don't call him a cute nickname.

but you're just refusing to do so bcuz teasing him is fun and he looks cute when he's frustrated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"you're so mean :((((((((( im hurt"

fake cries cuz he likes to be an ass like that 😒😒

at first he would prefer it if you called him something lovey dovey, but the more you use it, the more he likes it.

starts calling you bro too, because he's the type of boyfriend to kinda emulate his s/o's habits.

lowkey kinda shys away from calling the members "bro" because now he feels like it's too intimate???

even though it's not???

i don't have anything else to say, he'll just grow fond of any nickname you use on him, as long as it's you!!

©tyunni please do not repost or translate my work, thank you.

[expectoprotronads]

I don’t know how late this vine complication is and by now I’m too afraid to ask.

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[dreamonminecraft]

hey! i dunno if you follow the crankiplier tag or not but i do, and someone named @/space-cadet-is-going-to-sleep posted something in the tag that was really rude, even saying they put it in the tags to make people feel bad. ngl, made me a little depresso espresso, and i thought about the rude asks you got a bit ago. i just wanted to let you know, in case you saw it, you're not weird or disgusting or anything she said! you're valid in your ship and i'm proud of you for posting. wishing you good!

Just saw it.

Yeah, that's really shitty.

(btw the way I wrote this kinda seems like it's directed at you, it's not obvi)

I didn't leave the nicest of comments ("not your battle to fight, fuck off") but it's 4AM and I'm not in the mood to take anyone's bullshit

Don't like ship stuff? B l o c k t h e t a g

Nobody's forcing you to see it!

People have been so considerate of keeping things out of the main tags and out of Mark and Ethan's faces, and creating unnecessary drama in a meme-y fandom will only end badly.

So if you've ever hated on shippers who have made it clear that it's only in a fictional comfort way, let's get one thing straight:

You don't have the power to stop people, and you look dumb trying. Putting negative vibes in a peaceful tag is not going to get you more followers or stop something that you don't like, it's going to make people mad and divide the fandom, so leave. it. alone.

[hatsukeii]

How does tsukki, kuroo and Kags text their s/o btw I love how you write them

Aww thanks!!

I see Tsukki Kuroo and Kags are vv popular for hq headcanons here lmao

(Not that I mind though I love Tsukishima with all my heart-🥺💕)

Defs gonna be some lowkey angsty headcanon of the boys.

Probably gonna be shorter than my normal hcs, sorry🥺🥺

Onto the children-

🌙Tsukishima🌙

- You always have to start texting first.

- Like this boy cannot start a conversation for shit.

- Text conversations usually consist of asking for homework answers, note sharing, and dinosaur facts.

- Tsukishima probably makes fun of you through the screen as well, you’re not safe just because you’re not physically with him.

- In return you spam stickers in chat.

- Your most used stickers are the Episode meme stickers, the “Suck my dick bitch” sticker, the “I fucked your mom and your dad” sticker, and the “You do not spark joy, goodbye” sticker.

- Conversations can get very deep as well.

- Like you two have had full blown talks about like prejudice and shit all through text.

- He gets sentimental in chat sometimes while ranting to you.

- You can literally tell from some of the conversations you two have that he’s either depressed, suicidal, or has anxiety. Or all three.

- Knowing that, you send him 3 photos of baby animals every morning to remind him there’s something to live and be happy for.

- He saves them all to his camera roll.

- He sends you music recommendations every other day through text.

- You’d think he enjoys softer music, but half the songs he recommends are from like 70s-90s rock bands.

- He was the one that got you into listening to bands like AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, Nirvana etc.

- Okay he still listens to soft music though.

- Conan Gray, Jeremy Zucker, Wallows, you name it.

- Usually keeps you up until like midnight just texting.

- Doesn’t like to use emojis.

- Instead, he uses “:)” “:(“ “;)” “:,)” “:0”

- He probably uses “wtf”, “smh”, “lmao”, “ffs” a lot.

♠️Kuroo♠️

- Meme lord™️

- Spams memes in chat all the fucking time.

- Meme wars are a must.

- Has a stash of weird stickers.

- Made a four part Riccardo sticker.

- And a sticker of Barney sticking a kid’s head at its crotch trying to hug her.

- And a pixellated minecraft style Mario spreading his asscheeks.

- Uses them exclusively.

- Your parents saw the Mario sticker and you had to explain that you weren’t sending nudes to people and using that as a reaction.

- Vine quotes all day every day.

- “Hey Kuroo, come to Del Taco’s.”

- “We’ve got freeshavacadoo.”

- Uses “lmao”, “ oml”, “lolol”, “whgwjgssdyhd”, “B R U H”, and “omf” so much it’s funny.

- Conversations don’t get deep that much, but you send him volleyball memes you make every time he has a match coming up the next day.

- Ya boy Kuroo loves them so much that he does extra well during matches.

- He lost a match once and you sent him over 20 of those twitter meme reacting tiktoks hoping he’d feel better.

- He appreciated them a lot.

- Every single text conversation has you rolling on the floor laughing.

- Randomly wakes you up at like 3am on a school night to ask you some stupid question.

- You blocked him for a whole day once for waking you up at 4am just to ask you whether he would look like a rooster if he dyed his hair red.

🌊Kageyama🌊

- Really, really dry texter.

- Don’t know why, he’s just really bad at texting.

- Likes to use emojis though.

- Your chat apps are basically used for asking dumb questions.

- For some reason he likes to use tiktok memes a lot.

- “Don’t be shy, put some more.”

- “RATATTATAATATATATATA.”

- “Fucking ok boomer.”

- Sends you previews of your favourite shows.

- NEVER FUCKING REPLIES TO YOUR TEXTS OR CALLS AJHSHSJSHD-

- When he does it’s usually with “oh”, “ok”, “cool”, “lmao” “well”, “k” or something along those lines.

- Please someone teach this boy how to text seriously he cannot hold a conversation through phone.

- Made a whole sticker pack of just his face.

- There are baby photos of him as stickers in the volleyball team and class groupchat.

- Asks for homework answers through text.

- Conversations last for 10 minutes maximum.

- You once told him you missed him because you never get to text him while he was out of town and he sent you a Thanos gif that said “impossible.”

- Your friends were beyond pissed.

- You were laughing your ass off though.

- In conclusion, just talk to him in real life man.

Shorter than usual, but I hope you like it xx

[jay-bee-me]

200 Followers celebration!

For I finally reached 200 Followers here's my celebration!

It contains 2 elements! First this emoji ask meme:

So send me

🌈To get a fictional character based on your blog/what I know about you

✨To get a book recommendation (please add a genre if you aren't into sci-fi or fantasy)

💫To get a series recommendation

🌸To get my thoughts on you/ first impression

(beside the first and the last one you can sent on anon when you feel more comfortable with it)

Part 2 is the following creepypasta! If you don't like scary stuff just skip it and scroll on. I don't mention any critical things as far as I can judge. If you read it but think I should add trigger warnings please tell me (you can just sent an anon ask and tell me what tw I have to set) I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable and will add any trigger warnings!

"There's a myth being told. You know? It's about the white man. A creature pale as snow. His eyes a glooming red. You should never ever try to get him alive. And never ever summon him! He has medusas abilities and a single look at him and you saying 'no' will immediately turn you to stone for the next 10 years."." wait- wait- wait. Why only 10 years, Kathy? That sounds lame. Like losing 10 years? That's definetly worth to experience how it is being a stone!" Dev and Emma nod agreeingly." Well fine! What other ideas do you have?", Kathrine asks sending a glare in my direction. "uhm. What about 30 years and you forget everything besides the feeling of not being able to move?" I ask 'em. "why not 50 years? That's way more frightening and sounds way more magical?" Emma complains. Dev gives a noise that's implying he agrees. "than that's it?" we all nod to show Kathy our agreement. She then types the new version into her computer. "okay so how do we wanna continue?" she says as she looks at us again. "what about a young boy like 15 years old? And he is trying to challenge himself by finding the creature." Dev suggests. "okay, that sounds good, but I'm going to bed guys" "g'night" we say as Emma already leaves the room. "okay I'll write like a short introduction and I'd say we do it then tomorrow so no one leaves out!" "yeah!" Dev and me say simultaneously. While she's writing Dev and I throw chips in each other's mouth and try to catch 'em. Afterwards we talk another half hour and then go to bed.

It was dark when I woke up. A look at my smartphone revealed it was 4am. I had to grin to myself. It was exactly the time we stated in the SCP document to be the time the white man would show up. I was still impressed by Devs idea to start our own myth. And I was proud of Kathrine to be such a good writer she would write us the creepy pasta about it. The SCP thing we might got by ourselves but none of us had the talent to write a good horror story. The idea came from Deb at least all the facts for the SCP site. Only the years I didn't agree. I thought ten years of being a stone doesn't sound scary. Maybe even like a relief. Ten years without any responsibility... I went to the toilet and bumped into several objects on my way but didn't wanted to turn any lights on. When I was done I decided to go outside for a bit. I couldn't go back into that room with three other people. The air just was bad. I took Kathy's key so I don't locked out myself from her home and went into the garden. It was November and pretty cold but my sweater kept me warm. I sat under the oak tree I always wished to have a tree house in but her parents didn't allow us to build one. They thought it were unsafe but right now it would have been a better option than the bare ground. I breathed in the fresh air. 4.15 am. I thought about the creepypasta. What would it be like to be a stone for 50 years. I mean you can't age as a stone so when you come back you just lost 50 years of your friends and families life but none of your own cause physically your still the same age? Or would you die at the age of 20 cause you would have only had 70 years? I heard a rustle from the hedge in front of me. Was it a cat? But who would leave a cat that early when it's winter? I made a clicking sound with my tongue. "come here little one" I whispered. I heard another rustle. I took my phone and turned on the flashlight to have better vision. I cast it at the bush. Nothing. Then a reflection. It was almost red so it must be a cat with amber colored eyes. Cute, I thought by myself. Another movement. "don't worry." I told the cat. And it came out the bush. Only problem: it wasn't a cat. It was pale. It was a man. It was an almost white man. I gasped. What the hell. Automatically my eyes went to the creatures eyes and in my dumb disbelief I spoke the one cursed word: "no". Because my mind refused to belief what it saw. I felt my body turning unmoveable. The last clear thought of mine was: Well,at least I will find out what it is to be turned to stone.

The next morning Dec was the first to wake up. As soon as he noticed Alex empty bed he knew what happened tonight. He knew it because it was what happened to him. Ten years ago. He knew it because he lived through a similar evening back then. Sure they didn't wrote an SCP but they had other places to put the information. Back then he also thought it only was a joke of the new kid that came to the school one year ago. Back then he was as naive as Alex. When he woke up this night he ignored the urge for fresh air. He refused to be turned to stone again. The whole evening he worried the others would find it strange he told him all the facts. But he didn't questioned anything back then either. He know went down. And searched for the sculpture. The horrified look on Alex's face sent a little hurt to him and he asked himself if the one who hid him back then felt the same. He also wondered how long this have been happening already and how long it will continue. At least none of them actually loses ten years. They all only lose ten years of their friends and famalies life's. He pushed and pulled the sculpture to the cave. The cave he spent the last ten years. And because he knew Alex would hear him he said: "I'm sorry. We will meet again somewhen. I didn't knew he would pick you. When you wake up you have to do the same I did. I don't know what will happen if you don't. But if it was something good I don't think this would have continued so long. Goodbye" then he left this cave forever

I had time to think about everything. And I figured something out. When I look into the mirror in the bathroom of my new friends I met in the last year I still saw the same face. It was even stranger than if I had aged. I wondered whether Dev felt the same back then. Ten years ago. I made a decision. I never knew I would do this. But I was sure to do the right thing. The only option. I went back to the living room where Amy, Cal and Pete were already waiting. "so what will we do tonight?" Amy asks us. "what's about starting the myth of the white man?" Pete asks. And I look at him. And I see what I should have noticed so long ago. The strange oldness in his eyes. I knew it. "No!" Cal exclaimed and got my full attention. "no goddamn horror stories! Stop that! You guys know that always goes wrong! You know the movies! We aren't dumb teenagers from ten years ago! We won't do this!" and when I looked at him I notice that he was like me. We had made the same decision. But I also asked myself: when three of us are already here, how many of us exist? How many of us have to do this? When will this end?

@emo-bi-mess I thought you liked to be tagged in it :)

[proheromidoriyashouto]

shouto doesn’t get memes or social cues or technology is a good headcannon if only because a lot of abused kids are isolated and have their time and access to technology very controlled until they get out of that situation- and sometimes well after-- but its hilarious if the main reason is because of his blatant distrust of the government and authority figures

like he finds out what cookies are in the context of the internet and low key freaks out because oh my god they know? there are people learning about my preferences? is that why i keep getting emails for groupon deals on soba noodles? and thats just basic stuff

he finds out the government spies on everyone and everyone’s reaction was just meh what’re they gonna do watch me disassociate to the community theme song at 4am lmao but he’s super paranoid and starts deleting all his accounts because fuck that they’re watching him at night? when he’s going into his closet to get soba out of his secret mini-fridge to eat in the quiet? hello?! and the next time a website requests to know his exact location he just throws his laptop out his dorm window and hits it with a lance of fire and when the teacher’s ask wtf was that he says don’t worry about it while side eyeing them cuz the pros are on government payroll right

he will be too, but he’s himself. his own man on the inside. they’ll never own him.

when people are super nice to him he knows its usually due to who his father is, but when people say they’re fans of shouto’s he gets suspiscious like is it you? are you the one eating my cookies and learning my secret shame? so he’s standoffish as a precaution and assumes random nice people are either bought off spies for his father-- a tornado of fire helicopter parent or the government keeping tabs on him for calling the chief of police the M-word-- so the fact that anyone has managed to befriend him at all is a mystery

and the spies would like to know how the izukrew did it

memes about specific things a person thought only happened to them but in reality happened to 200k people, that happen to apply to him really get to him because who can this joke about a him thing have been made without spying on him? he didnt tell anyone he gets the box with instructions out of the garbage immediately after tossing it. who is doing this? who has gathered enough information about him to make jokes about his existence

he learns about the conspiracy theories that birds dont exist,but are actually robotic spies for the government and hoo boy lemma tell you

the japanese agents who do go through his google search results are just like puberty is really making him dumb isn’t it

aw leave him be. he keeps whispering threats into the potted plants and its funny.

why exactly? thats just weird. we wouldn’t plant a bug on an actual plant

he shakes their hands and thanks them for their cooperation

he- he what

you know the rustling sound we got on the audio from the kitchen? its him. he thanks the plant for making clean air against the interests of big corp and then shakes a leaf and gives it an ice cube

do we have video

no. the lightning kid kept damaging them.

stop wasting my time then i have to know why he wanted to make a disposable camera into a taser

but to everyone else shouto is just awkward and oblivious to social things, unaware that he’s constantly evaluating their motives and being generally suspicious or simply swamped with thoughts of other things is the minifridge super loud right now or is that my desire for noodles

he goes pro eventually and nothing really happens until it comes to a head when he starts getting gifts from fans for his kid because someone leaked that info but the gifts are super specific for his kid even though his child is too young to use devices that collect cookies and he disappears for a few days only to come back one night when its pouring rain with a battered drone in hand and izuku takes his face in both hands and says

it’s time for war. leaving no room for argument or doubt of support and shouto collapses against him because he was right all along

[obeymematches]

AAA, hi I'm that first anon ( /w\)

I'm glad you're doing well ❤️ Thank you so much for the content you're making. I've been kinda losing interest in Obey Me but I'd like to request a match-up, maybe it'll help me rekindle my love for the game.

So, hmm. I'm 18 and a bit of a short gal, 4' 11 since I last checked (aaaa, Asian genes. But hey, cute size difference).

I'm an INFP-T, so I kinda suck at socialising hahah. But I make up for it by showing a cheery exterior. It always feels good to leave a good impression.

I usually like to try keeping a soft image, but will also be a loud memelord if I ever get comfortable enough.

I'm about to study HUMSS next school year, dreaming of becoming an arts teacher or prof, if I can manage. But I struggle with anxiety, which kinda clashes with my dream career, since a teacher requires confidence ,w,)

I tend to put others' needs before myself, I always want to make sure my friends are happy. The world is... horrible, so I really try my best to ensure they're smiling. It just gives me good serotonin if I know I made them feel happier.

My brain is horrible at keeping stuff, meaning I'm really forgetful. And oof, not really the smartest tool in the shed. No thoughts, head empty. Only love and escapism✌️😔 My dumbass brain is another thing that clashes with my dream job.

I like drawing, listening to music (distracts me from bad thoughts), video games (my most favs are rpgs and open world), horror stuffs, and crying whenever I see frogs and dogs. I also like plants. Ohh, and shiny rocks, heck yea.

Tho, I'm not really taking care of any at the moment, but I dream of having my own garden. I love the cottagecore aesthetic.

A thing I should add I guess is that I used to be a total weeb, so my behaviour and speech is heavily influenced. I'd sometimes casually drop a 'hai?', 'nani', 'nande kore' and etc. in convos. Kinda makes me cringe, but dang I can't stop.

Even if I don't enjoy watching anime as much as before, I do like anime movies. All ghibli films, Kimi no Nawa, Weathering with You and A Silent Voice are my favs.

I just love the soundtracks so much qoq

My worse flaws are I'm hella sensitive, a huge procrastinator, childish, and easily jealous.

But despite me being a lazy dumbass, if I put my mind into something, I will not stop until I finish the thing. Which means I also tend to overwork myself.

I know it's unhealthy but it really keeps me motivated, aaa-

I also seem to like acting as if I know a lot? I mean, I come across as that but my real intention is I just thought to share my knowledge of the subject.

I just say a lot of stuff because I tend to blabber and jumble my words.

I guess my love language is words of affirmation. Compliments, I love you's, heart memes, cheesy pick up lines that my sleep-deprived self thought of at 4am- all of em!

These are the weapons I torture my friends with o(○｀ω´○)9

But ahh, the thing is I've never dated anyone before. I find it so difficult to fall for someone irl, or even gain crushes. Mostly fictional. So I have absolutely no experience in the dating business.

Something to do with my self esteem and trust issues, ekk-

Oof, that's long. I hope that's not too much. Again, thank you so much if you happen to get to write this. Take your time, hun ^w^ ❤️💕 AAAA, and congratulations on reaching 100 followers!

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Hi! 

Noooooo i’m so sorry it took me so much time to write this ;; I hope you like the result though! thank you for your patience!!  💕 💕 💕 

I decided to match you with Mammon! 

Here is why: 

Okay so obviously there is a bit of a height difference, I mean he is not even near to being the tallest but thats exactly why he thinks you are the best height - it makes him feel taller and that is good for his confidence. 

Mammon is known for going out and socializing a lot - even if more often than not he ends up in some kind of unusual situation. He is good at taking the initiative in case you have trouble. Just don’t always follow through his ideas he suggests to bond, because most of the time it will end up getting both of you in trouble. I mean it’s not like Lucifer would punish you too badly because of something stupid Mammon got you to do (besides you having to listen to a lecture about why the thing you two did was dumb), but poor friend of yours is not so lucky.  :(

  I like to think of him as a positive, rather optimistic, maybe naive person but I think your cheerful attitude goes well with that. I mean think about the aura you two would spread! 

He would definitely be surprised to learn about your loud memelord side, but that would fascinate him so much because you can open up to him sooner than to his brothers and that also makes him more proud to be with you! I think that would also help him grow some real deep feelings for you

 I think you’d be a great influence on him to help motivating him to put some more energy into his education. Although the only reason he would care more about that is the study times he can have with you, and it is up to you to decide if those sessions are actually studying together (read: you tutoring him and him staring at you in awe when you don’t look but can’t grasp the material) or if there’s an attempt but a couple minutes later he is talking about how to earn money fast and both of you try said method.

Helping him study sometimes would definitely help your self-esteem! I think he can come off as rather confident, so hanging around with people like him would definitely boost your confidence!

I think he would literally melt if someone put his well-being before themselves. Theres no going back now he is lovesick. I mean just think about all the times his brothers make fun of him. 

 I’m prettysure he is the best at making people laugh! He has no care in the world even if he has to do something dangerously dumb to make you smile!! 

He can be rather forgetful too so thats something the both of you have to work on if possible, but relationshipwise that should not cause conflicts. Sure he might forget about some stuff but it’s never your bday or a date with you because both of you are in love. 

I think he can try your hobbies to impress you or just to have another topic to talk about, but he will probably never be the best at drawing. I think the amount of music you listen to would drastically decrease as he is very good at occupying your mind - with positive thoughts! 

It is confirmed that he alsp enjoys videogames and he is good at them, so thats something you two can do together when you don’t really feel like going out. 

If you show him horror movies he will scream and will not be able to sleep well for 2 weeks but he is going to deny that with his life so good luck! 

 I think he would find it cute that you like frogs and rocks and stuff, he might tease you a bit about it at first but if he sees a frog on sale he will spend his money to give you a surprise frog! it will probably be some live magical frog (either poisonous or some weird demon magic frog that will have everyone in the house of lamentation end up in a comedic situation). So that was the last time he got you something he has no idea about without asking you first.  

Oh he would definitely tease you a lot about your vocabulary, but Levi would catch on you because you might not actually be a normie... And thats how Mammon gets too jealous to ever tease you again about something like that - how can he allow Levi to hang out with you :( 

And that brings us to both of you being easily jealous. In some cases that might end in conflicts because one person gets annoyed but in this particular case you just need to have a conversation about it. Set some boundaries both of you are okay with, and no issue! 

I think to make sure your time alone with Levi is more limited he would totally watch anime movies with you! 

He definitely adores your determination! If you ever ask him what he likes about you, he will probably mention this as one trait.

 Hmmm as I elaborated before, you knowing more stuff about things will probably prevent situations that would be caused by Mammon not being informed about some stuff.

Okay so he is definitely one who sends you memes at ungodly hours and you can’t stop him. He is awake, lying in bed, too in love to do anything besides think about you and smile and face the issues of being the local tsundere. And then you send him a meme full of love and he can not fall asleep for the rest of the night, feeling butterflies and imagining soft things with you like he did with nobody else before. 

Okay so I’m not sure about his dating experience, but as far as a know he doesn’t really have much either? in that case both of you could explore this new feeling together! 

So in conclusion this boy is very much in love and he can only hope that you feel the same. Both of you are a good influence o the other and that helps the two of you to grow together. He might have slightly more experience but that’s okay. I see no conflicts here, maybe the only exception being the fact that he can be rude towards you and you are sensitive, but he is quick to stop being rude once he sees why he is so wrong. And that will be the best decision of his life so far because not long after that he is very much in love for the first time in forever. Both of you are loyal to the other and jealousy means no issue. Well, after some conversation, that is. Both of you experience life together and theres always something to do, to see! 

[colbybrocksmolder]

Tumblr – Colby Brock x Reader

Tumblr is…a mixed bag. You’d made some of your closest internet friends on this poorly run website, but you’d also received more than your share of crazy fangirl hate. What’s crazy though, is how easy it is to make friends in the Sam and Colby fandom on Tumblr. 99% of everyone you’ve met is super nice and the group kind of shuts down the haters pretty quickly.

This last round of drama kind of wore everyone down. It all started with a hate anon that your friend DaddyDobrock received. “If Sam and Colby saw half of what you guys wrote on here they wouldn’t want you as fans 🙄.” She handled it well. She laughed and told the anon to lighten up and fuck off. You guys were pretty used to petty hate anons and rarely answer them, but boy was this asshole persistent.

Absolute-randomness-forever replied to a similar message with “If you don’t like what we post, don’t follow us?” Again, not really feeding into any drama.

Sp00kybrock got one trying to get her opinion on the whole thing. “Don’t you think most of the Sam and Colby tumblr fandom is toxic? Like, I bet Colby would cringe so hard if he went on this site. 🙄” She defended her friends, laughing it off. “My friends and I aren’t toxic. We post memes and joke around, but we support the boys 100%.”

Jakeywebber commented on a few of the new posts. “Does this person even watch the boys? They obviously don’t know that their sense of humor is exactly like ours.”

The anons continued to come in, a few other people getting them but not replying. They always ended with 🙄. The problem with one toxic anon is that they attract others that want to feed into the drama, and soon the hate is taken too far.

Someone got an anon telling them to kill themselves. Eye rolling emoji included. The blog posted the anon with no comment other than “deleting now” and went offline. To say that the rest of you were up in arms is an understatement. Lightenupbrock, that-one-brock-boy, badassbrock, the-sun-is-dark, colbyjacksmack, rewindfridaynight, xplr-lurker, brockboytrashz…you all jumped in and defended your friend. You sent them messages making sure they were okay, trying to convince them not to delete.

*Twitter notification* Colby Brock Tweeted : “FYI we see more than you think we see. Don’t pretend to be our fan and then treat other fans like shit. Especially anonymously. 🙄”

Daddydobrock posted “Anyone else see this?” with a screenshot of the tweet.

A few of the others reblogged it, adding comments. By the end of the thread, your group of friends was convinced that Colby either had a tumblr or occasionally lurked on it.

*tumblr messages*

Xplr-lurker : Hey, have you heard from the girl that got the kys anon?

You and Xplr-lurker had been tumblr friends for about 6 months. They messaged you after they saw how you interacted with the other blogs. You were always helpful, kind, encouraging…You had a reputation for being a sweetheart and Xplr-lurker had messaged you thanking you for it. You two became friends pretty quickly, asking how each other’s days went and such. Neither of you ever really posted your personal info on your blogs, but you knew a bit about each other. You both lived in Cali, you were about the same age, and you loved sending each other super emo tumblr posts when you were bored. Usually hella late at night. He knew you were a girl and you knew he was a guy. Other personal details kind of trickled through in your everyday interactions.

Y/n : Yeah. She doesn’t want to be online for a while, but she isn’t going to delete her blog. I gave her my phone number just in case she needed to talk.

Xplr-lurker : I figured you would 😊 I’m glad she’s okay.

Y/n : Me too.

Y/n : Hey, did you see Colby’s tweet? I think he saw all of this go down. I mean, maybe I’m just assuming too much, but he ended a tweet about anon hate with that stupid eye roll emoji just like the anon does.

Xplr-lurker : I mean, he said he checks his dms all the time. Maybe someone sent it to him?

Y/n : Maybe.

Y/n : Honestly, I’m just as mad for him and Sam as I am for the girl. How shitty is it that they have to watch the people who call themselves fans treat other fans like garbage? And they can’t do a thing about it.

Xplr-lurker : That sounds like it would suck.

Y/n : Right?

You had written a whole big post about how hypocritical it was for this toxic anon to accuse everyone else of being bad for the fandom when they were so willing to go out of their way to harm other fans. You reminded them about the videos Sam and Colby used to post about being confident and helping others. Their entire YouTube career started with them making videos wanting to help people. Just like every other post, you signed it with two black heart emojis. 🖤🖤

You had continued talking to xplr-lurker as you wrote the post. Venting a little bit about how frustrated you were.

*Twitter notification* Colby Brock Tweeted : “Don’t worry, we know there are amazing fans out there, too. 🖤🖤”

Y/n : Dude. I think I’m paranoid, now.

Xplr-lurker : What do you mean?

Y/n : Nothing. I’m exhausted. I just need sleep, lol. You do too, nerd. You said you needed to be up by 9 and it’s already 4am.

Xplr-lurker : Holy shit, my friend is going to kill me if I’m falling asleep tomorrow, haha.

Y/n : Haha, good luck! I’ll talk to you later.

Xplr-lurker : Thanks. Sweet dreams.

See, it’s pretty common for social media influencers to have secret accounts. It gives them a way to like posts and follow fans without starting drama. After collabing with CrankThatFrank, Colby was convinced to make a tumblr. He picked Xplr-lurker so that it made sense for him to interact with his own fans. He mostly just reblogged cool edits and funny traphouse memes. He’d comment on funny posts and throw his two cents in on theories and gossip. For the most part, it was kind of fun. People on tumblr were brutally honest but fucking hilarious. He never planned on talking about tumblr or letting anyone he interacted with on tumblr know that he was behind the username…but then he found your blog. He’d contemplated telling you for a few weeks now. The two of you talked almost every night and he felt bad. He felt like he was lying to you.

He’d first messaged you just to say a quick thanks for being so positive in the fandom, but the more he talked to you the more he kept wanting to talk to you.

The 🙄 anon stopped sending people messages after Colby’s tweet. Your friends on tumblr were able to go back to posting ridiculous screenshots and cool photo edits over the next week or so. You’d reblogged a gif of Colby about to lose his shorts on a waterslide with the caption “I feel like Elton has been trying to get Colby naked in vlogs since the start of TFIL”.

Xplr-lurker : *sent waterslide post*

Xplr-lurker : This is a fat fact. Lol.

Y/n : Right? Hahahahaha

Xplr-lurker : I think he does it for views.

Y/n : Probably. It’s the same reason Colby gets shirtless in his own videos. He knows people will click the thumbnail, haha.

Colby sat on his balcony laughing. You were absolutely right.

Xplr-lurker : Is that why you clicked?

Y/n : Haha, nah. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a beautiful human being. You’d have to be blind not to see that. But I found Colby through TFIL.  

Xplr-lurker : What made you keep watching him then?

Colby felt bad for baiting you out, but his curiosity got the better of him. As far as you knew, he was just another fan. This is when he’d get your most honest answer.

Y/n : A lot. First, he’s a huge goofball. Watching him and his friends do dumb shit to make each other laugh is the best.

Y/n : And everything him and Sam have done together? Those two dudes are fearless. They just remind me that I’m the only one holding myself back, you know? One day I’ll actually get out of my own way and make something of myself.

Y/n : He also seems super genuine. He never seems afraid to speak his mind or call something like it is. It actually bums me out watching some of his “friends”, If you know what I mean. I know that not everything they put out there is 100% accurate to how they actually are in real life, but I hate that slimy feeling I get knowing that a lot of them use Sam and Colby and don’t actually give a shit.

Y/n : I know I sound like a massive fangirl at this point, haha. I think I just needed to get that off my chest.

Colby sat there trying to figure out how to respond. He had a huge grin on his face seeing you spill your guts like you did.

Xplr-lurker : Haha, don’t worry about it. You just sound like you care. That’s not a bad thing.

Over the next few weeks, you guys continued to talk like normal, but it got a little more personal. He wanted to be able to call you a friend, but he was still afraid to tell you who he actually was. You two talked more about your passions and the things you struggle with. You’d always sent each other music to check out, but he’d confessed that he’d been dabbling in trying to write lyrics. He needed to find a way to talk to you as COLBY and not xplr-lurker.

*Twitter notification* Colby Brock Tweeted : “You feel so close but in reality I’m sitting here on my balcony alone.”

One of your tumblr friends had screenshot the tweet, adding the caption “This is how it feels to have better friends on the internet than in real life.”

You reblogged it and tagged xplr-lurker. You added “I wouldn’t trade our late-night talks for the world.”

Xplr-lurker : *sent tagged post*

Xplr-lurker : Yeah?

Y/n : Duh. You know that.

Xplr-lurker : Same.

Colby sat there, his fingers hovering over the keyboard on his phone.

*Twitter notification* Colby Brock Tweeted : “1 like = 1 ‘don’t be a pussy’ whispered in my ear.”

Xplr-lurker : Not to sound like a creepy internet person, but have you ever met any of your internet friends in real life?

Y/n : Haha, I don’t think you’re creepy. And yes! I’ve met a few of them. Why?

Xplr-lurker : I know we live in the same city and I’ve always wondered if you’d want to get coffee or something.

Y/n : That would mean that you’d get to see how awkward and clumsy I am in real life. I don’t know if I’m willing to put you through that, hahaha.

Colby laughed. That response was better than the “fuck off, creeper” he expected.

Xplr-lurker : Oh, shut up. You’d be the one dealing with me being awkward.

Y/n : Suuuuuuure. You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.

Y/n : I’m actually walking home from my favorite coffee shop right now, haha. It’s called 101. They’re open until 3 am and they have the best food.

Xplr-lurker : WHY ARE YOU WALKING ALONE SO LATE AT NIGHT?!

It was well past 2am and the thought of you walking the streets of LA by yourself kind of had Colby on edge.

Y/n : I live like 5 minutes away. Don’t worry.

Colby pulled up 101 Coffee Shop on his phone. It was less than a 10 minute drive from his apartment. *We actually live pretty close* he thought, switching back to the tumblr app.

Xplr-lurker : Tell me when you make it home safe. LA is scary at night.

Xplr-lurker : Also, that coffee shop is not far from me. If you ever want to meet up there, I’m down.

Y/n : I just walked in my front door. Stop worrying, mom.

Y/n : And I’ll be headed back there tomorrow around midnight. My roommate’s boyfriend is obnoxious and he comes over every night around then. I usually hang out at the coffee shop and work on stuff on my laptop for a few hours.

Xplr-lurker : I’m glad you’re safe. I’ll definitely try to make it there tomorrow.

Y/n : I’ll be the one with the messy bun, laptop, and baggy Y&R hoodie, lol.

Xplr-lurker : If I don’t chicken out, I’ll wear an XPLR hoodie.

Y/n : Well I need to go to sleep. If I don’t see you tomorrow, I’m sure I’ll still talk to you on here.

Xplr-lurker : For sure! Have a good night!

Y/n : You too. 🖤🖤

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.” Colby said, sighing. This was it. He was either going to walk into that coffee shop and blow his cover or he was going to chicken out like a little bitch.

The whole next day he had a hard time paying attention to anything or anyone. He was too busy trying to figure out the best way to tell you who he was.

“Colby!” Sam laughed, waving his hand in front of his friend’s face.

“What? Sorry.” Colby said, shaking his head and turning towards Sam.

“You okay?” Sam asked. Colby just stared at him for a minute. “I’m going to take that as a no?”

“I’m not, not okay.” Colby answered, sounding cryptic.

“Okaaaayyy.” Sam said slowly. “Care to explain?”

“I’m just nervous to meet up with someone later.” Colby tried to sound casual. “It’s nothing big. I’m just anxious, I guess.”

“Who?” Sam asked.

“A girl I met online.” Colby said, waiting for Sam to tease him.

Sam furrowed his brows. “Like on a dating app?”

“No.” Colby shook his head. “She’s a fan.”

Sam made a confused face. “Not to make it sound like I think you’re stupid, but are you being catfished again?” He laughed.

Colby couldn’t help but crack a smile, hiding his face behind his hands. “No, actually. I don’t even know what this girl looks like.”

“What?!” Sam asked, confused.

“That’s not the weirdest part.” Colby said, peeking through his fingers at his best friend. “She doesn’t know I’m me.”

“Is this for a video or something?” Sam asked, not understanding at all what was going on.

“Nope. I made an account to interact with fans and we just kind of clicked.” Colby tried explaining. “We’ve been friends for like 6 months, but we only ever talk through our usernames. The more I say this out loud the crazier it sounds.” Colby laughed.

“Sooooo, you’ve never seen a picture of her?” Sam asked.

“Nope. Not for sure. I THINK I found her personal blog, but I could be wrong.” Colby answered. “I only know her name because it’s in her profile, but she’s never asked me mine.”

“Is she going to be mad?” Sam asked, trying to wrap his head around the whole thing.

“That’s kind of why I’m so nervous.” Colby said, biting his lip. “She told me where she’s going to be tomorrow night and I don’t know if I should just show up or if I should rip the band-aid off and tell her who I am in our dms before we’re supposed to meet up.”

Sam had a blank stare on his face. “I honestly have no idea how to help you.”

“Don’t feel bad. I don’t know how to help myself.” Colby laughed.

“Tell me how it goes?” Sam asked.

“Of course.” Colby nodded, zoning out again.

At around 11:30pm you’d walked to the coffee shop. You ordered a drink and your late dinner and sat down in the corner booth. You worked on some things you were currently writing and gone through and caught up with your emails. At about 1am, you’d convinced yourself your tumblr friend had chickened out.

Right around 12:30am, Colby was stood in front of the coffee shop he was supposed to meet you at. There were only a few people currently in the shop, so it was pretty easy to figure out which one was you. He’d taken a deep breath and walked through the door, darting to the counter when he started to panic. With his back to you, he ordered a coffee. *I don’t even like coffee* he thought to himself. He kept peeking at you from the pick-up counter while he waited for his order. You had headphones in your ears, mouthing the lyrics to whatever song you were listening to. When the barista called out his name, he grabbed his coffee and left the shop.

Xplr-lurker : I’m stuck.

Xplr-lurker : You’re normally the person I go to for advice, but I feel like it’s unfair to put this one on you.

Xplr-lurker : You’re beautiful, btw.

You looked up from your computer, searching for your friend.

Y/n : Thank you? Are you here?

Xplr-lurker : I was. I chickened out. I kind of panicked.

Y/n : Aww, I promise you have no reason to panic. So why are you stuck? I’m always here to listen and give advice when I think I can help. You know that.

Colby sighed, sitting in his car.

Xplr-lurker : I guess it’s better just to come out with it.

Xplr-lurker : My name is Colby.

You waited a few seconds for further explanation.

Y/n : Okay? I don’t get it.

Xplr-lurker : Like, I am Colby Brock. I made this account to interact with fans.

Y/n : Please tell me you’re just fucking with me as a friend and not a delusional fanboy that’s trying to actually convince me he’s someone he’s not.

*Great* you thought to yourself. Not only did you have to walk home at night by yourself in LA, now you had to keep an eye out for a crazy person who wanted you to believe they were Colby. You thought this person was your friend and now you were afraid to leave the coffee shop.

Xplr-lurker : Neither? I know I fucked up by not telling you sooner.

Y/n : Well, since whoever is on the other end of this message knows I’m here alone, I’m going to call my roommate to pick me up. You know, you were really cool. You were my favorite person to talk to. This really sucks. You didn’t have to be anyone but yourself.  

When Colby tried to reply to your message, the chat said that he had been blocked. “Oh, fuck.” He said, jumping back out of his car. When he got to the door of the coffee shop, he could see that you were packing up your stuff.

“Y/n!” he called from the door, walking towards your booth.

Your eyes flew towards the boy walking in your direction, your hands frozen holding your laptop.

Colby slowly slid into the other side of the booth you were sitting in, putting his phone down with the tumblr app open. “I’m so sorry.”

“What the fuck?” you whispered, still not moving.

“You have every right to be mad at me and I swear I never meant to freak you out. I didn’t really think it through when I told you who I was. Is your roommate coming?” He asked, talking so fast you could barely process what he was saying.

You sat your laptop down and grabbed his phone. “My roommate wouldn’t come pick me up even if I did call her.” You said, looking at the tumblr app on Colby’s phone. You were the only person he had messaged.

“You were going to walk?” Colby asked, grabbing his phone when you handed it back to him.

“I was going to order an Uber.” You laughed. “This is crazy. You’re crazy.”

“Are you mad?” Colby’s face was apprehensive, waiting for you to tell him to fuck off.

“A little.” You nodded, laughing. “You asked me questions about yourself! I fangirled to you about you!” You remembered, covering your now blushing cheeks with your hands, hiding your face.

He laughed. “I feel the need to say this in person…You’re beautiful.” He watched as you peeked over your fingers. “And I’m the one that should be embarrassed about that, not you.”

“Why did you ask me to meet if you didn’t want me to know who you were?” You asked, remembering that this whole thing was his idea.

He laughed, reaching to grab one of your hands. “I’ve been trying to nut up and tell you who I am for over a month.”

“Why me? You didn’t even know what I looked like?” You were still trying to take in the fact that Colby Brock was sitting here in your favorite coffee shop holding your hand.

“I didn’t really care what you looked like. You’ve been a great friend to me since we first started talking and I was just some random person you met online…That has nothing to do with how someone looks.” He explained, blushing before continuing. “The fact that you’re also adorable is just an added bonus.”

You laughed, pulling your hand out of his so you could re-do your messy bun that was currently falling. “This is crazy. I want to re-read everything I’ve ever sent to you to make sure I didn’t make a complete fool out of myself.”

“Y/n.” Colby laughed. “You didn’t. I promise. There’s not a single thing you’ve told me that I don’t like.”

You stared at him for a moment, trying to figure out what the hell you were supposed to do now. “I have one question.” You said, leaning your elbows on the table.

“Ask away.” He answered, leaning forward the same way you were.

“What’s the REAL reason Elton always tries to get you naked in his vlogs?” You smirked, hearing Colby bust a gut laughing.

“Honestly, I’ve questioned it myself. The only answer that keeps me sane is clickbait.” He shook his head. “So, we’re good?” he asked.

“I mean, I don’t know WHAT we are, but I hope it isn’t bad.” You laughed.

“Well, we’ve been friends for over 6 months. I’d like to still claim that even though you know now that I’ve been a dumbass this entire time.” He smiled.

“I think I can deal with that.” You smiled back at him.

“Should I push my luck and ask you if I can buy you another coffee?” He asked, a shy look on his face. “I think coffee is disgusting, but I hear coffee shops make for great first dates.”

“You went from being afraid to show your face to asking me on a date.” You laughed.

“Well?” Colby said, waiting for your answer.

You nodded, your cheeks turning pink. “I’d love another coffee.”

I can remove any of the tumblrs I’ve used if you’re uncomfortable being mentioned. @daddydobrock @absolute-randomness-forever @sp00kybrock @jakeywebber @lightenupbrock @that-one-brock-boy @badassbrock @the-sun-is-dark @colbyjacksmack @rewindfridaynight @brockboytrashz 

[starryseo]

phone number. | yang jeongin

pairing ↠ jeongin x gender neutral!reader

genre ↠ just a fluffy barista au!!

wc ↠ 3229

summary ↠ jeongin likes you a latte.

warnings ↠ just jeongin being cute and in loooove. its cringey.

a/n ↠ barista!jeongin bc who doesn’t love cafe aus?

cafe glow is well-known around these parts of town bc it has such!! great!! food and drinks!

it has a real homely feel so a lot of student from the nearby schools/ unis come here

and it’s a pretty big cafe so there’s a lot of space for ppl to come in and chill, whether that be large study groups or just individuals trying to cram for upcoming tests

that homely feel?? it’s bc of all the youngsters that basically run the cafe

it’s officially owned by mr and mrs bang, but their son, chan, manages this cafe a lot since they’ve got a few other places in town to run

chan loves recruiting teens to work bc, despite their hyperactivity (esp the lot that are currently there), they’re a lot less work to deal with than grumpy adults complaining abt wages

so!!

just a few months ago, jeongin started looking around for places to work at

let’s get that bread bro

he spoke to a lot of the nearby businesses like the florist, library and pizzeria but as soon as he entered glow and saw a blond guy downing shots of black coffee as he made different drinks, he Knew he wanted to work here

he headed straight to the counter (ok ofc he waited in line first but who cares abt that)

“welcome to glow, what can i get ya?”

“hi, i was wondering if you were hiring?”

“so,” the guy - nametag reading Felix - began, leaning forwards on the counter, “you wanna join the glow gang, huh? have you got what it takes??”

maybe he should’ve thought more clearly abt this-

“felix are u creeping out kids again?? i swear this is the last time i leave you on counter duty” the black-coffee-drinking blond huffed, wiping his hands on his apron as he left the coffee machines. he nudged felix out of the way, pushing him to the machines before he turned to jeongin. “i’m sorry abt him, i don’t know why i still keep him around”

“i heard that!”

 “anyway,” the blond - nametag with Chan printed on it - grinned, “what can i get for you?”

“a job here would be great”

“you really wanna work here,,,, with that?” he pointed over to felix who looked back with a frown

“yeah, it seems pretty fun!”

“you got a cv on you?”

jeongin is a Prepared Boi. before his job hunting run he printed off multiple copies of his cv so he handed it over to chan who briefly looked over it

“when can you start working?”

“when do you need me to?”

chan let out a chuckle at that, pocketing jeongin’s cv, “swing by tomorrow at 4 and we’ll work that out, yeah?”

jeongin went home a Happy Boy and the next day at exactly 4:37 he had landed himself a sweet job at cafe glow

ever since that day a few months ago, jeongin had been learning the ins and outs of the cafe

he’s learnt all about where felix hides his ‘secret’ stash of sweets, where to kick if the machines ever go down and jisung’s ability to not stop talking

jisung’s the guy in charge of training jeongin bc chan doesn’t trust felix with another human’s life and minho, an older uni student that works here part time, is way too busy flirting with customers to get more tips those uni fees won’t pay themselves u go bby

and chan himself already has a lot to deal with since he mainly works in the kitchens

so jisung has taken jeongin under his wing and taught him how to make all drinks (despite there being a manual for this) and how to deal with the customers

and even tho jisung is only 5 months older than jeongin, he n e v e r misses an opportunity to baby the hecc out of him

“what are the different cup sizes we have?”

“uh,, small,, medium and large??”

“goSH jeonGIN you’re so smART!!!! ily!!! what cAN’T you do???”

jisung’s overdramatic as hell but he means well

and it’s always funny when jeongin teams up with felix (still a pretty rare occassion) to prank jisung

one day jeongin had a test after school so he couldn’t come by

and ofc he let chan know this in advance but he and felix decided not to tell jisung

jisung was waiting around for jeongin to come and he literally almost started crying when felix told him an hour later that jeongin wasn’t gonna come

“,,m,y bab y ? jeonginnie??? wh at do u me an,, he won’t com,e??? felix you a s s don’t l i e to m,e,, :((((”

they even got minho to record the whole thing not for free ofc, and minho’s services are n o t cheap, but it was totally worth it

felix screenshot jisung’s crying face and it’s now the display picture of their glow gang group chat

which btw never shuts up bc: during the day (and work hours) felix, jisung and jeongin will be spamming it, during the evening minho will complain abt all the uni work he’s got to do, after dinner time the youngsters are back on it sending memes until like 2am, and then by 4am chan finally gets on and complains abt the boys killing his storage with their dumb memes & he gives any updates abt the next day’s schedule if need be

it’s a great system, hella wild and random, but jeongin loves it nonetheless

now for the part where u, dear reader, come in!!

it’s just an ordinary day, a bit quieter than usual but jeongin’s not complaining bc it gives him time to finish off some of his hw while he’s at the till

he looks up when the door chime rings and

(°ロ°) ! 

he’s vvv obviously staring at u as u walk in, his pen drops on the counter and his mouth is :0

damn yn you’ve broken jeongin

but does he care???

yes

is he stopping?????

also yes but you’ve already seen his dumbstruck face and he realises he was caught just staring at u when u walk up to him with a shy smile on your face

he doesn’t know what’s come over him

and he doesn’t mean to be some typical teenage boi straight out of a high school drama

but u just look so pretty he couldn’t help but?? go heart eyes??

he’s trying not to lose his cool when u finally reach the counter

“hi!” he grins, “welcome to cafe glow, what can i get for you?”

you order your drink and watch as jeongin types away at the computer

he’s rlly hoping the screen blocks his blush bc he’s still (´♡‿♡`)’ing and he’s pretty sure he can feel his blush at this point

“is there anything else i can get you?”

your number

he finds your thinking face so cute!! the way u bite ur lip a little as your eyes glaze over the sweet treats they have on display

he d i e s when u look back up at him and ask, “anything you’d recommend?”

he keeps his cool as he says some of his fave desserts, and you choose the cheesecake

“alright! will you be eating in or is that to-glow go”

his heart swells when u laugh at his pun but he’s highkey dYinG inside bc he wants u to stay for just a little longer

he almost cries when u say you’re eating in bc !!! yes!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!! maybe he could try talking to you!!!!!

“sweet! take a seat anywhere, your food will be made shortly!”

when u go to pay for ur food he’s internally hating felix bc he swears all these mushy feelings he’s experiencing are bc felix made him watch back-to-back romance films

he’s taken money from a lot of customers but he’s never, n e v e r, wanted to just hold their hand and he’s honestly so close to just never letting go of yours rn but he mentally slaps himself

pull it together jeongin u dumbass

when u tell him to keep the change he’s just

s i g h can u get any more perfect

he yeets felix out of the way from the coffee machines and towards the till

“role change, i’m bored!”

“but chan banned me from the tills, he’s gonna kill me!”

“i’ll get jisung on you”

“uGHhgHGHghhhhh”

he’s halfway thru making ur drink when minho sliiiides next to him and slings an arm around his shoulders

“so, innie, who’s the cutie you’re serving?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

from his short time working here he knows that minho is in love with any kind of gossip and there’s no point in lying to him

esp not with this massive blush on jeongin’s face that’S STILL thERe bc jeongin peeked over and saw you taking out textbooks which means you’re gonna stay here for lo n g er than he thought

and he’s got this huge grin on his face :D

and no one’s ever that happy making coffee

esp not when felix is right next to them singing along to the twice song playing in the cafe

god knows who put felix in charge of the cafe playlist

an y w ay

“does our baby innie have a,,, crushhh on a certain someone???”

“noooooookay maybe? idk i just met them!!”

“:0!!!! our baby’s iN LOVE!!!”

minho said that so loudly!!! jeongin peered over minho’s shoulder and saw that y o u had looked up at the exclamation and he let out a sheepish laugh to try and make the scene look normal

u just grinned at him and he almost swooned

minho’s shouting alerted jisung who deadass ran from the other side of the cafe

jisung, out of breath: wh-what do u mean,, in love,,,??? you’re too young for that ://

even chan popped out from the kitchen. “jeongin loves someone?? how cute, who is it- felix, what the hell are u doing there, didn’t i ban u from the tills??”

“blame loverboy!”

“gUYsss :((( let me wORk!!”

“u do u, innie, go get ‘em tiger!” minho said, smirking as he took a step back

the other boys stayed quiet as well, chan filling up the front display with the baked goods he freshly made

jeongin quietly got to finishing off ur drink and grabbed a cheesecake slice to carry over to you

“h-hey,” he started, placing the plate and drink beside your textbook, “sorry it took so long,,,”

“that’s alright,” you smiled and all his worries literally washed away, “was everything okay back there?”

“yeah,” he rubbed the back of his neck, smiling shyly, “minho’s just easily excited and nosy, a terrible combination really”

u laughed at that and he grinned, his nerves easing away

“u guys seem really close,” when he saw u quickly look over to the counters he turned as well, just in time to see all four of them rush to try and act natural (altho jisung just dropped to the ground so he’s really a lost cause)

“they’re really crazy, but they do mean well,” he grinned, “except felix, avoid him at all costs”

“i’ll keep that in mind,” you chuckled when jeongin pointed out who felix was and felix just glared back at him, as tho he knew jeongin was talking shit abt him

“well,” he started, realising he should go bc a big group of customers had just entered, “i’ll leave u to it, i hope u enjoy ur food. let me know if u need anything else!”

he headed back to the counter, a HUGE grin on his face, he’s so glad his back is to u bc he’d be so embarassed if u saw

it’s bad enough minho saw and is non-stop teasing him abt it now

throughout his shift minho was just taunting him, cooing “innie’s in love~”

as he was dealing with other customers and running around the cafe, he’d make quick eye contact with u and each time he did, u let out the softest smiles, he’s pretty sure he’s never smiled this much

abt an hour later when the rush had died down, jeongin looked over to see that!!! u were still there!!!!!

he fixed up a quick mango smoothie, smth he always found super refreshing, and headed over to your table

“h-hey?” he tapped your shoulder when he noticed u had your headphones in

“oh, hey! i, uh, i didn’t order this?”

“yeah, it’s,, it’s on the house, thought you might need a pick-me-up, you’ve been working rly hard”

“ahh thank you!!!” u grinned at him so cutely, “would u like to sit down?”

he nodded too enthusiastically but he hopes u didn’t pick up on that ((u did)) as he sat down opposite you

for the next 30 mins? hour?? neither of u know

u guys just talked

he’s thanking god that there was no rush in customers bc he enjoyed spending time just talking to u

the conversation seemed to flow so?? naturally???

he found out ur name and that u go to a nearby school sadly not the same one as him

and u were taking the scenic route home instead of ur normal walking path or using the bus which is why he’d never seen u before

he’s so glad that fate brought u here today tho!!!! eternally grateful that u made that wise choice!!!

when ur phone buzzed with a message from ur family he finally realised that it was getting late

he watched almost in tears as u packed ur stuff up, thanking him for the drinks and snacks that he definitely didn’t steal from felix’s hidden stash

he went back to the counter, stars in his eyes as he leaned against the counter, opposite minho who was chilling by the till

“so, how’d it go? did u get their number??”

jeongin: (❤ω❤) 

jeongin, 0.02 secs later: ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

felix, jumping in: “pls don’t tell me u spent all that time,,,,, and u didn’t get their number-”

minho: “loverboi was too busy making moves, eh?”

jeongin’s mood instantly dropped and he was so close to just headbutting the counter then and there

what if u never come back????

what if u came back when he wasn’t there?????

what if you’re on ur way here but then u see another cafe and u go there instead and fall in love with a barista there???????

jeongin’s 2 seconds away from pouting for all eternity when chan comes over and pats him on the back, “i’m sure they’ll come back!”

jeongin’s praying the old man’s right

and he is!!!!!!! cliche ik

u didn’t come back the next day which broke jeongin’s heart and he was honestly so close to losing all hope bc he’s incredibly dramatic like that

but u come back the day after!!!

jeongin’s wiping down a table when u enter and u spot him instantly and wave

he waves back but the cloth he’s holding slips from his hand onto the ground

and he rushes to pick it up but hits his head on the table when he tries standing up again

and he’s in so much pain but he just nervously laughs it away esp when he sees ur half worried, half trying-not-to-laugh-aloud face

when he sees u walking to him -- not the counter -- he’s counting to 100 in 3 seconds to try and calm himself down to not look like even more of a fool

“is the table okay?”

“yeah, i’m alri- hey, rude!” he pouts, faking a sniffle and rubbing his head

“i’m kidding, jeongin” (he had to bite his lip to not squEAL when u said his name) “are you okay? that looked painful :((”

“i’ll live,” he fake sobbed, rubbing away imaginary tears with the cloth in his hand before he realised what he’d just done and dropped it on the table in disgust (he highkey dieddd when u laughed at him again) “ew, i’m sorry you had to see all this”

“it’s fine,” you grinned, scrunching ur nose when u saw the wet smears on his face, “but u got a lil smth there” u pointed to ur own cheek

jeongin wanted to CRY

he knows he’s a cute boi (he uses this to his advantage whenever he can)

but rn??

he knows he looks like the epitome of a grade A DumbassTM

he just let out the longest s i g h

“i’ll be right back!”

he rushed off to the back and sorted himself out (and quickly iced his head)

he came back out to see u sitting down at the same table as last time

as soon as he came thru the doors u looked up and held out thumb, an eyebrow raised

and he reciprocated the gesture, telling u he’s all okay now!

he found it so cute that u cared!!! his heart: on fire!!

felix walked right to him, pulling him along to the coffee machines as he told him ur order

“u owe me one now loverboi!”

jeongin prepped ur food and took it to u like last time

but this time u initiated the conversation

“felix isn’t all that bad, y’know?” you said, holding onto your hot drink as it warmed ur hands up

“for now,” jeongin started, “trust me, if u ever have the misfortune of seeing him act cute, you’ll regret ever saying that.”

your nose scrunched as you imagined that -- jeongin gasped when he saw and then prayed you didn’t see that -- before you let out the cutest laugh he’s ever heard, “yeah, i can’t imagine that looking nice”

you two talked for a bit more until jeongin had to get back to the counter and take orders

he popped up at your table when he could, offering felix’s sweets and a refill

“do you treat all your customers like this? free drinks isn’t good for business, y’know?”

he went bright red at your teasing bc “nope, you’re special!” -- his eyes went w i d e when he said that and, if it was possible, his cheeks went redder -- but god, was it worth it bc your eyes sparkled and your blooming blush was so pretty he was starstruck

he cleared his throat, let out the most nervous chuckle ever, put the lemonade on your table before diving behind the counter

he could practically hear minho’s smirk from all the way over here

great.

it took a little while longer for him to psych himself up to go over to you again after that disaster

but seeing you pack up your bag made him forget everything and run up to you

“hey, you’re done already?” he asked, pouting as you put your last book away

“yeah, i’ve gotta help make dinner soon,” you replied, fixing your bag over your shoulder, “thanks for the drink, it was great!”

“y-yeah, no problem!” you loved his drink!! score!!!! “come again soon, yeah?”

“definitely,” you winked -- you winked, god his heart was weak -- before waving and taking your leave

felix slid up next to him, throwing his arm around jeongin’s shoulders

“pls tell me you got their number this time”

shit.

the top gif is jeongin’s face right now

[nauticalpeach]

50 questions you’ve never been asked before

@alittlelouie tagged me to do this ily wife

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? she’s black with a little gold stripe!

2. a food you never eat? coleslaw it looks nasty 😔 

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? im always too fucking cold 

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? reading a bnha fic even though I don't have any context because ive never watched the show and only know 1 character because my mate sends me memes of him ghffjghg

5. what is your favourite candy bar? the malteaser bars!!!!!!! 

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? no im gay??

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? there was a butterfly stuck in our blinds and we got her free and she went straight back in and I said “she’s so dumb” god bless u funky little butterfly

8. what is your favourite ice cream? salted caramel chocolate brownie!!!! a superior ice cream

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? lilt

10. do you like your wallet? I don't own one i just cram everything into the back of my phone 😔

11. what was the last thing you ate? an orange lolly!!

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? nope ! this quarantine really be helping me to save money ghfghdghd

13. the last sporting event you watched? im gay????? hfjgdhfdg uhh probably like the 2012 Olympics or smth idk

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? sweet!!!

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? my mate felix 

16. ever go camping? yeah i go every year!

17. do you take vitamins? no but I probably should be

18. do you go to church every sunday? I don't think ive ever been in a church ngl

19. do you have a tan? I don't tan I just get freckles jfjfjd

20. do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? Chinese food probably?? but depends what pizza because there are some damn good ones out there

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? sometimes? depends 

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? rainbow socks that people keep calling “””retro”””

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? no !!! im a paragon of innocence 

24. what terrifies you? big ass spiders 

25. look to your left, what do you see? my naked bed covers because I just washed my sheets !!!

26. what chore do you hate? handwashing clothes 😔

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? chris hemsworth gfkdkghdh

28. what’s your favourite soda? ngl I still don't know exactly what soda means so im just gonna go for lilt again

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? go in!! drive thru stresses me out

30. who’s the last person you talked to? my mum

31. favourite cut of beef? lamb???? 

32. last song you listened to? the greatest - lana del rey

33. last book you read? I don't think ive read a book since y8

34. favourite day of the week? Friday!!

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? no im jared 19

36. how do you like your coffee? I don't drink it 😔

37. favourite pair of shoes? my filas

38. at what time do you normally go to bed? its currently 4am because I fucked up

39. at what time do you normally get up? like 2pm im in the wrong time zone fdhjdgd

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets! 🌅

41. how many blankets are on your bed? just my duvet

42. describe your kitchen plates? white with a red stripe around the edge!

43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? vodka lemonade 

44. do you play cards? I know like 4 games but they are v fun!!

45. what colour is your car? she’s mint coloured 🥺🤧

46. can you change a tire? no???? who can change a tyre these days

47. what is your favourite state/province? uhh Alaska because shes chonky

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? the one I have now!!

49. how did you get your biggest scar? shes just,,there its not up to me to question her

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? uhh I really haven't done much today gfdgjhk I left some comments on some fics???? hopefully that made someone happy ffjfjfj

not sure who has/hasn't done this yet so im just gonna tag @ltpolari, @honey-larry, @tommotummo, @girlfriendlou, @finelinedwalls, @hoenyy no pressure tho!!

[crxpeek]

.......you guys wanna see a dumb meme I made of my pokemon son because I’m a complete dumbass and thought it was hilarious at like 4am?

Yeah... I’m pretty stupid. 

[radioactivedelorean]

Having just watched Ralph Wrecks the Internet for the first time, while running on three hours of sleep and having been awake since 4am (it is now 10pm), I am going to summarize the movie before lying down for a very long time:

- Calhoun is like, an entirely different character what the fuck happened. Did Felix straight up just do that

- Felix adopts fifteen kids and becomes a raging alcoholic within twelve hours

- Ralph and Vanellope's friendship got thrown into a blender, poured into a cement mould, dried out, smashed to pieces and then scattered in the wind like jfc

- none of the internet jokes were actually funny. None of them. Most of it was myself and my friends screaming and laughing every time they threw up a website like Google or Instagram or Twitter or whatever the fuck else

- the bit where Vanellope's running through the halls in the Disney building, right before she hits the princess room, is so fucking disorientating it's unbelievable. It's a whirlwind of "brand" "meme" "another brand" "Disney in-joke" "more brand" and it gave me whiplash

- I actually didn't pay any attention whatsoever to Vanellope's song because I was too busy having a mental breakdown

- the Globgogabgalab was there??????

- I didn't hate Spamley as much as I thought I was going to. AND GORD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE HIM

- "hey wouldn't it be funny if Ralph went to the dark web lol" [Ralph goes to the Dark Web] "holy shit"

- every time my friends and I made a dumb joke about what could happen in that movie, it fucking happened.

- I forgot Felix was even in this movie for half of it because they just ignored him

- they destroyed Pinterest, finally the evil is defeated

- the amalgamation of Ralph's was the ugliest thing ever. Ok cool animation good but UGLY AND BAD

- Calhoun wearing people clothes at that party at the end like ???????

- we only watched that movie cause we watched the first one, and the only reason we watched the first one was for the one (1) Sonic the Hedgehog scene

- what was the fucking point in the Rickroll at the end. Why bother. It fucking sent me straight to hell with same day shipping. Imagine watching the credits all the way through just to get to the end credits scene and it's. Fucking Rick Astley

- I made a point to my friends towards the end about the scene from the trailer about the bunny eating the pancakes, exploding and fuckin traumatising young Moana in the car not being in the actual movie AND THEN THE GIRL IN THE CAR WAS LIKE "there was a bit in the trailer that wasn't in the movie" AND I JUST

- fuck this movie and everyone who worked on it