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All soups are good soups! And I only have 11 slots so I apologise in advance if your favourite isn’t here.

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Jerk him off while spooning him

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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jurger

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His little pony...

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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If you go on this site and say something like "I'm broke right now, I'll have rice instead of steak for dinner" then somebody will come into your comments with the most condescending tone possible and say "EXCUSE ME but rice is FAR more expensive than steak", and if you disagree with them then they'll be like "Fancy gourmet rice cooked for you by a professional chef is much more costly than if your parents give you the steak that they won in a raffle" and act like this is a reasonable reading of your original post and they've successfully corrected you

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how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy