#possible spoilers?

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Here’s an interesting idea: what if reader came across an artifact that turned her into a monkey demon like her two warlord husbands and spirit?

So many monkeys!! Gosh you guys like the idea of a monkey reader don't cha? Not that I'm complaining, I like her too. Now let's get to it!

For reference I'm going to use while they're on the journey to the west. Spirit tagging along for part of the journey (for specific reasons, she is not apart of the entire journey but shows up now and then) This is also after Wunkong and Macaque find out Reader is well, Reader. So she's not wearing her mask anymore.

Also possible spoilers… I guess. Now let's get to it!!

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With every step you walked it felt like you were getting slower and slower. Taking in a deep breath you let out a huff of white steam, it was so cold you could see your breath. With a groan you pulled your thicker clothes tighter around yourself. But not too tightly, you didn't want this big fluffy coat to poof.

You glanced over at Wukong who was almost right behind you, he was scanning around and watching out for any attack. He had become far more concerned with keeping you safe than Tripitaka at this point. You knew it wouldn't be good when he found out who you were. And you were right, their screams still echoed through your head.

Quickly you pushed the thoughts away as you and the group came up to a large mansion. You turned to Spirit who was leading the group, her small stature standing on top of the snow. She didn't sink even through the whole foot of snow. Weather an enchantment or if she was that light it was impressive.

"Would you like something warmer love? You're shivering," Wukong's words suddenly spoke up from next to you. If it were up to him you knew that you’d be wrapped up in his arms.

Looking over at him you gave a soft smile, and shook your head. No you were fine, you were all almost there. However as you shook your head suddenly there was a pair of arms that wrapped around you. Macaque.

"Hey! Let go of her asshole!" Wukong practically snarled before jumping at Macaque, who in turn used a shadowportal to move you two.

You squealed as you and Macaque were suddenly a few feet from where Wukong pounced. Why? Why were these two still at each other’s throats!? You couldn’t even get a word in before Wukong snarled at Macaque again.

“Oh get a grip, you’re fine,” Macaque rolled his eyes before nuzzling his face into your neck for a moment.

Letting out a sigh you grumble, “Will you two please stop fighting?”

You didn’t receive and actual response all you got was a grumble from Macaque and a very loud NO from Wukong. This sucked even after they found out who you were they were still both stubborn and refusing to tell you what they were arguing about. Letting out a sigh you looked over at Spirit who had stopped to turn and watch the argument, insults traded back and forth. You’d be scared it might turn into a fist fight if it weren’t for the circlets on each of their heads.

“Okay enough fun, it’s time to get going,” Spirit proclaimed rather loudly to get their attention.

“Unless you two want to freeze your wife,” Pigsy spoke up more worried than snobbish, though you could still hear his annoyance.

Immediately both Wukong and Macaque looked down at you. You who was wrapped in a large, oversized coat to keep you warm and pulled snuggly against Macaque. You weren’t going to freeze, it was cold sure, but you weren’t going to freeze.

“I’m fine… but can we please go. We need rest from the cold,” You muttered in response before rolling your eyes.

And finally, you were listened to even when you saw Wukong’s tail twitch and his hand curl into a fist. Whatever these two were fighting about needed to get fixed, one way or another. How would you be able to return home and leave them while knowing they were at each other’s throats. It took a minute but they both agreed, Macaque letting you go reluctantly.

Finally, the house was in front of the group, Pigsy almost ran into it with excitement. The lazy pig clearly wanted to rest in the warmth rather than the freezing cold weather. Why Spirit decided to live in such a cold place was beyond you.

“Alright sit back and DON’T break anything. I’ll be right back with some food,” Spirit said as she told everyone to sit in the living room space. Looking around you smiled, it was rather cozy.

“Sit here,” Wukong almost yelled when he spotted a place close to the fire where you would be the warmest and probably the most comfortable, and he gently held your hand as he guided you to the spot.

“Hey, why does she-“ Pigsy of course was cut off by a glare from not only Wukong but also Macaque who bared his teeth. Pigsy was smart and shut up immediately, he was just going to ask why you got special treatment… though it was rather obvious after the incident with The Yellow Wind Demon. He never thought he would see those two so mad.

Tripitaka sat down on the floor along with Sandy, both of which patiently waited for Spirit to get back. Even Ao Lie was brought inside after Spirit loudly proclaimed that he was a dragon-horse and also had a human form. She was small but she could be scary when she wanted to and practically dragged him by the ear to the house where he dutifully transformed as to not break anything and sat next to Tripitaka without another word. Though you could have sworn you saw fear swirling in his eyes.

You wanted to chuckle when you saw that, Pigsy could be such a scaredy cat. He tried to act all big and bad but he didn’t actually like fighting especially when the opponent was equal or stronger than him in strength.

After some time Spirit hadn’t returned so… you decided to go and find her.

…

“Someone’s being bad~” Wukong purred as he followed behind you refusing to leave you alone in this ‘vunerable’ time. Gosh he could be an ass sometimes.

“I am not. Spirit is just taking a while,” You respond with a pout.

Wukong chuckled at your denial teasing you again about not obeying the rules. You noticed how his eyes kept glancing at your feet, while you had convinced Macaque to stay with the monk you wouldn’t be surprised if there was a shadow clone below you as you spoke.

Looking in different doors you tried to locate the kitchen, there were surprisingly a lot of different rooms. The third door however was one that you probably shouldn’t let your golden mate into. However before you could close the door again he barely slammed it open with one word on his tongue.

“Treasure!” He all but squealed at the mass amount of gems, amulets, artifacts and different items each with power practically radiating off of them.

“Wu-Kong,” You muttered the last half of his name as he bound through the room looking at the shiny objects his tail wagging rapidly.

While he ran around you decided you couldn’t leave him unsupervised. So you followed him into the room, your foot barely nudging something on the ground. Looking down you saw a gorgeous red amulet wrapped in gold chains.

Unlike the other old relics, artifacts and weapons that were set up on display either on pedestals, the wall or the much larger objects on the floor. This singular necklace was laying on the ground. It didn’t make much sense as to why since everything else seemed to have its own perfect location.

You leaned down and picked it up, looking at the golden etching on the front of it. It was an image of a monkey, awe how cute. Suddenly you couldn’t help but itch your arm, as you felt like pricks all over your body. You weren’t sure why until you turned and looked in a mirror. In an instant you screamed bloody murder.

Immediately there was a flash of gold in front of you as Wukong jumped before you. Seeing nothing he whirled around and… he froze. His jaw dropped as he stared at you, his eyes widening in surprise.

Macaque wasn’t far behind, he slammed into the room so fast you jolted. He also stopped his eyes wide before immediately looking at the necklace.

“Are you hurt?” he asked pushing his shock down.

“What the hell happened to me!?” You freaked out looking at your now very furry body. A long tail moved behind you rather uncontrollable, everything smelled stronger and even sounded louder. Your heart pounded in your chest as you looked around Wukong and into the mirror.

Your words were enough to tell Macaque that you were unharmed. Curiously he approached glancing over your form, circling around you.

“You make a beautiful monkie~,” he grinned happily which seemed to snap Wukong out of his daze.

“Stunning! Gorgeous!” He chirped excitedly as he barreled into you.

Wrapped in a tight hug you were still trying to figure out what was going on. You weren’t able to push him off as your head spun trying to figure out what to say or what to do. Your scream seemed to have attracted someone else too.

“Reader!? Are you- what on earth did you do!?” Spirit burst into a fit of laughter at the state of you.

“I don’t know!” You shouted back trying to calm down.

“Hey hey, its okay. You look good,” Spirit responded as she raised her hands hoping not to frighten you. “It’s just the artifact, put it down and the spell will wear off. Eventually.”

Quickly you dropped the amulet but still had a problem. Wukong was hugging you so damned tightly, you barely noticed Macaque seething next to you two. He was about to snap at Wukong when he decided against it. Instead, he opted to hug Reader from behind and glare at his ex-not-ex-husband.

“Relax it’s not permanent. Just be happy you didn’t get the artifact during the spring,” Spirit chuckled as she grabbed and went to put it away. “You look good by the way.”

“Wait what would happen during the spring?” You asked cautiously.

“Hmm? Oh usually monkey demonesses go into heat around that time so yea…”

“WHAT!?”

Guess Reader should be glad that she didn’t get it during the summer. But yeah, the monkeys love her new temperature form. Spirit is mostly indifferent to it because she doesn’t care about how she looks. And while the monkey duo loves Reader in any form they do like to cuddle her new furry form (Though not as much as her normal form) they were just shocked by her new appearance.

[tremendously-crazy]

I've actually been thinking about the three gables all day. John was so sad, it broke my heart.

[picklesthenonbeanary]

Was struck in the middle of the night with this big brain idea. So you know the breast reduction meme- yeah that one, was hit with a big brain idea and I had to draw it. I only realized how dumb of an idea it was half way through making both of them so obviously I still had to complete them both anyways

Anyway, presenting my big brain idea!

+ a click clack roles reversed one because I thought it be funny

I think it’s a bit obvious which one I drew first (aka which one I was up till 4am drawing(I drew the other one just a bit ago so not at 4am))

Also bonus obligary insert here they were roommates meme I drew just before hand. Made it because I was thinking about their plays they did and how thespius would totally try and do this as a way to try and hint at having feelings for click clack and or just that I could totally see them as being like god roommates before click clack realized what was going on

[cyb3rb4tzzz]

some drdt shitposts because yeagh

[how-masterful]

If I have said it once, i will say it a thousand bloody times. STOP RECASTING THE MASTER EVERY TIME YOU GET A NEW DOCTOR. Give some fucking character work to the brilliant actors you DO have and stop relying on old tricks. Give new viewers reasons to watch old episodes. Fucking hell

[draganwhorror]

Ted Raimi + Letterboxd Reviews (part 5)

[brickeyssketchhut]

this is one of the funniest images i've seen all week WHY IS MIKE SCHMIDT'S IMAGE HIM DEAD?? HE ISNT EVEN AN ACTOR HE'S ONE OF THE CHARACTERS?? HUHH!?? WHAAT

[captin-azoth]

Have I mentioned I love Soapy Mactavish?

[finchers-ipad]

Gone Girl was released 9 years ago today!!

[hawkzeyes]

BRIDGERTON SAPPHIC LOVE??? SAY LESSSS

[cursedwithgloriouspurpose]

@antivanruffles: I'll probably bang a bear but, idk, that one guy got a glow up and now he's daddy

Me: Are you talking about Gale?

AR: Yes

Me: I'd be careful with that one. Something's hinky, there.

AR: So he's giving Hisoka vibes.

Me: Oh god, you're right.

AR: then he might not be evil, he might just be kinky.

[xx-angelslut88-xx]

MINORS/NO AGE IN BIO DNI - MINOR (?) SPOILERS TPOF DLC

GROWLING foaming at mouth even. I’m stuck I’ve been playing the DLC (which I love so much thank you Gato it’s so good I’m literally so I love with it ) for HOURS. And I’m sooo stuck im still missing 2 images and I don’t wanna spoil anything so I don’t wanna ask anyone.,,, plush I don’t think friends have gotten that far either lmao. But I got passed day 2 ONCE and I have no clue how so I can’t get back to it ToT

[tremendously-crazy]

The Three Gables bouta give us a BRUTAL John/Sherlock and Mariana FIGHT when John finds out they've been recording the whole time

[mudinyourshoes]

Excellent summaries. May I add The Crestomanci Chronicles: sad and lonely child gives a helping hand to an interdimensional magical criminal conspiracy

I've seen increasing buzz around here about Howl's Moving Castle (book). I think you all deserve to know that all of Diana Wynne Jones's books are filled with characters and plots that are absolutely as delightful and unhinged as that one.

Some Actual Plots include:

Dogsbody - The star Sirius is accused of murder and sentenced to exile on Earth in the body of a dog until he finds a magical item called a Zoi. He's adopted by a young Irish girl living with her abusive and neglectful English relatives. He has to balance his desire to find the Zoi with needing to be a Good Dog for the girl who takes care of him. Also the Wild Hunt is there. Hexwood - A girl finds a magical wood behind her house where she meets a wizard who thinks he's a convict of the intergalactic government, a boy created by the man to destroy said government, and a robot found in a junk heap. The magic wood is actually an alternate reality being generated by an AI who has a grudge to settle with the head of said government. The book is about abuse, PTSD, and trauma. The Dark Lord of Derkholm - Magical world is being destroyed by a company using it as an isekai amusement park for people from another dimension. Bio-wizard is appointed Dark Lord for the year, and he and his family (four of whom are bioengineered griffins) have to find a way to survive the season while everything is going wrong. Deep Secret - Interdimensional detective/diplomat/wizard needs to find a replacement for his deceased mentor. He does so at a fantasy convention, while trying to keep an interdimensional empire from collapsing into civil war after the emperor is assassinated along with all of his heirs.

She's an absolute master at weaving fantasy elements into the mundane world and writing from the PoV of kids. Her books are funny, clever, and full of delightful characters. I'm begging you all to check them out.

[kitskiis]

What I am gathering from current fandom discussion

[bitit]

i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas

if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor: