#dumb copypasta???

[notdysfunk]

haha fnaf.....??? hahahahaa... did.. did you?. say fnaf.? hm.. hmhehem.... im listening... like?? fnaf freddy? five nights? yk... actually... its six nights but you wouldnt... know that haha.... youre not as big of a fan... its okay....... hm..hmhehe...

[skleech]

"now listen to me young hunter, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favour. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the clocktower, and i need you to ask the bastard working the coffin if she has the secrets within on the ps2. if you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble good hunter. you will never see the light of day."

[viktheviking1]

There is nothing unusual about this post. There is no deeper meaning, no hidden messages or ciphers, and no trails of gun powder.

[tentacleteapot]

>looking for King Kong >ask Dr. Who if his giant ape is creepy or wet >he doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet >he laughs and says "it's a good ape ma'am" >watch King Kong Escapes

>he's wet

[bigirlbased]

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well…you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "…how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see…WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

[c-animates]

Did you know?

Hey guys? Did you know that J is the hottest drone? Let me explain. Her pigtails are both stylish and practical,along with her uniform of choice. She's tall enough to hug or cuddle with. The added bonus of her heating makes her both cute and attractive. It's not just her physical self either. She has a strong work ethic and is always willing to do her best. Her strict nature and calculating mind make her perfect for any environment she's in. With both,she is easily one of the hottest drones,both literally and figuratively. (.....THIS IS SUCH A DUMB COPYPASTA I MADE!)

[leaslichoma]

The theowy of "thwee wowwds": a countewwevowutionawy chauvinist theowy >:(

today the chinese wevisionists, awso, have come out openwy awnd awe fighting own a bwoad fwont against the weninist theowy awnd stwategy of the wevowution awnd the wibewation stwuggwe of the peopwes. They awe twying tuwu oppose thiws gwowious scientific theowy awnd stwategy with theiw theowy of "thwee wowwds", which iws a fawse, countewwevowutionawy, awnd chauvinist theowy.

the theowy of "thwee wowwds" iws in opposition tuwu the theowy of mawx, engews, wenin awnd stawin, ow mowe exactwy, iws a negation of iwt. Iwt iws of no consequence tuwu know who fiwst invented the tewm the "thiwd wowwd" >:), who was the fiwst tuwu divide the wowwd in thwee pawts, but iwt iws cewtain thawt wenin did nowt make such a division, whiwe the communist pawty of china cwaims patewnity tuwu iwt, assewting thawt mao tsetung invented the theowy of "thwee wowwds". If he iws the authow who fiwst fowmuwated thiws so-cawwed theowy, thiws iws fuwthew evidence thawt mao tsetung iws nowt a mawxist. But even if he onwy adopted thiws theowy fwom othews, thiws, too, iws pwoof enough thawt he iws nowt a mawxist.

The concept of the "thwee wowwds" - a negation of mawxism-weninism

the notion of the existence of thwee wowwds, ow of the division of the wowwd in thwee, iws based own a wacist awnd metaphysicaw wowwd outwook, which iws an offspwing of wowwd capitawism awnd weaction. T_T

but the wacist thesis which pwaces the countwies own thwee wevews ow in thwee "wowwds"., iws nowt based simpwy own skin cowouw. Iwt makes a cwassification based own the wevew of economic devewopment of the tountwies awnd iws intended tuwu define the "gweat mastew wace", own the owne hawnd, awnd the "wace of pawiahs awnd pwebs", own the othew, tuwu cweate an unawtewabwe awnd metaphysicaw division in the intewests of the capitawist bouwgeoisie. Iwt considews the vawious nations awnd peopwes of the wowwd as a fwock of sheep, as an amowphous whowe.

the chinese wevisionists accept awnd pweach thawt the "mastew wace" must be pwesewved awnd the.wace of pawiahs awnd pwebs. must sewve iwt meekwy awnd devotedwy. -_-

mawxist-weninist diawectics teaches us thawt thewe iws no wimit tuwu devewopment, thawt nothing stops changing :3. In thiws pwocess of unceasing devewopment towawds the futuwe, quantitative awnd quawitative changes occuw >-<. Ouw epoch, wike any othew, iws chawactewized by pwofound contwadictions which mawx, engews, wenin awnd stawin defined so cweawwy. Iwt iws the epoch of impewiawism awnd pwowetawian wevowutions xP, hence, of gweat quantitative awnd quawitative twansfowmations which wead tuwu wevowution awnd the seizuwe of powew by the wowking cwass. in owdew tuwu buiwd the new sociawist society.

the whowe of mawx's theowy iws founded own the cwass stwuggwe awnd diawecticaw awnd histowicaw matewiawism. Mawx pwoved thawt capitawist society iws a society divided intwo expwoiting awnd expwoited cwasses, thawt cwasses wiww disappeaw onwy whewn the, cwasswess society, communism, has bewn achieved.

today we awe wiving in the stage of the cowwapse of impewiawism awnd the twiumph of pwowetawian, wevowutions. Thiws means thawt in pwesent-day capitawist society thewe awe two main cwasses, the pwowetawiat awnd the bouwgeoisie, which awe in iwweconciwabwe, wife-and-death stwuggwe with each othew.

[kingsragesqueal]

listen,,, as someone who was a teen in the late 2000s/early 2010s ,, creepypasta wasn't something i knew existed until like 2011 when i read Squidward's Suicide on this very website and 100% believed it was real bc there was no reason not to. my friends and i read it together and we literally all thought it was true. the thing is like,, creepypasta used to be a lot scarier i think when fewer people knew about it and everyone was posting stories anonymously. viral images were genuinely terrifying back then. i still love creepypasta and horror in general and i'm actually glad that i know it's all Fiction now bc girl,,, i'm still lowkey uncomfortable when i go into my nana's room bc i used to read creepypasta in there (i was supposed to be doing schoolwork lol) and when i go in there i get like. flashbacks to Mr. Widemouth ndjvvhd

[getscaredhellyeah]

here’s the photos from the edit in case anyone wants them

[theintelligentfool]

no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in susie’s eyes here. Like all she wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent scientist. like wow Hal and nintendo i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be beat up by an orb. i suppose you think that's feminist because he’s a nonbinary orb. what about meta knight’s sexual empowerment? Fuck this. susie deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my metasusie kinktober entry will be up on friday

thanks susie ✌️

[etruski]

Damn tankies really hate Estonians

[angeltism]

I could be the funniest bitch on earth rn

[brujahinaskirt]

look i love john marston once and true i really do but listen if i were ms. abigail roberts

i would have shacked up with arthur so fucking fast after john ditched me his lil possum-man head would have been spinning on his neck way out in whatever hole he was hiding from the smoking ashes of my broken heart in. "stand by your man?" "give him space?" "take a chance that love exists?" no. i would not. i would have simply turned around and brought The Big Hoss to stable with EXTREME marston-negative malice. i know i know, arthur is sooo loyal he wouldn't leave dutch but yes he fucking would. we are not talking about some copypasta y/n buckle bunny here with no distinguishing features. this is ABIGAIL FUCKING ROBERTS. are you telling me if abigail "The Best Person Alive" (Arthur Morgan, "Abigail You're the Best" speech, 1899) roberts walked up to this babytalking Fatherhood And Other Dreams-addicted wifeless Wifeguy with a cooing toddler stuck under her arm and said "arthur you're jack's daddy now. arthur he's soooo small arthur. he's the size of a single grapefruit. arthur we have to protect your microscopic pea-sized incredibly tiny son" he would not have said Yes Maam and split that camp like the ass crack in a pair of Forever 21 jeans. i'm sorry to this woman but if i were Miss Thang the Van der Linde Princess Herself I would never have waited on a man (J*HN M*RSTON) to come crawling back to me. wait for what?????? i would have waltzed up to that sad sagging open concept tent, outstretched my gleaming ex girlfriend eagle talon and snatched mr I'm-a-Lonesome-Cowboy by his barely concealed raging domesticity stiffy and we would have blown that fucking outfit in two shakes and a holler. i would have ZOOMED onto that orhter-mahrrgahn-shaped gravy train at such fucking velocity you would not believe it. dump ME like a rusted can of peaches. oh no no no. could NOT be me. me and MY peaches would have been out of that whole marston sitchuation and making nice with big brother on a little homestead somewhere at mach 1 (one vindictive bitch) speed. leave me with a fucking baby sleeping on the grass. kiss my outlaw ass. not if I'M ABIGAIL FUCKING ROBERTS. john would have come stumbling back a year later dragging his jaw behind him like "huh??? wuut??? MY BABYCAKE IS WHERE??? WITH WHO" and the revelation that the bad bitch he tossed out with his toenail clippings was now eating bon bons or whatever on his brother's knee in callyfornya would car compact john's world into the size of a soup can. but i wouldn't bat one pretty eyelash about it because i would be spending my enormous devoted husband's train robbing funds on exotic fruits and fancy $15 token mugs and other dumb shit. john fucking god damned linguini legs marston. break my goddamn heart?? bet. arthur knows how abigail takes her coffee. jack would not even know who tf john marston is.

[0w0tsuki]

I don't think I'll ever get over the corrective rape copypasta anons for one specific reason.

The "TransUnity" crowd was given the EASIEST fucking opportunity to put their money where their mouths are and actually DISPLAY COMPASSION AND SOLIDARITY to trans people they don't agree with which is the entire fucking selling point of their ideology. It would've been SO EASY to make a token expression of sympathy towards the trans women who were receiving these anons. A simple "we do not endorse this behavior and think it's awful that trans women en mass are getting harassed like this even if I don't agree with them" but they couldn't.

Because that would require expressing compassion towards trans women that they have deemed as beaddels. Because for as much as they postured about how the copypasta spammer did not speak for them, they still on some level agreed with the spammer that the receivers of these anons were dirty fucking beaddels, they believed these trans women DESERVED the harrasment even if they claimed not to agree with it.

So instead of "Oh that's awful. No matter your personal feelings regarding these women you shouldn't be harassing them like this. We should tell our community to do better!" we got "How DARE these dirty fucking beaddels USE the harrasment they received to RUIN OUR IMAGE. OBVIOUSLY the spammer isn't one of us and it's probably just an outside agitator that doesn't reflect on our community in the slightest but these dumb fucking bitches are intentionally taking this at face value for the sole purpose of discrediting our carefully curated presentation!"

And those were the ones who didn't immediately rush to defend "sucking and fucking instead of fighting" style of TransUnity post that the copypasta was structured around.

[regretevator-confessions]

Honestly I think shipping Mannequin_Mark with any of the annoying boy characters (Wallter, MR, Pilby, Prototype, Pest, Jimmy, Glevil) is kind of basic and boring. In general I kind of hate most of the males of this game and I think the constant mlm pairs are dumb. Theres not enough women in Regretevator so I like to headcanon Mannequin_Mark as a lesbian woman whos in a relationship with Party Noob, who's also a woman to me. Call me whatever you want, I've heard plenty of people call me "Homophobic" but I honestly just don't care what you people think about me. I'm living my truth and I think some of you need to get over yourself and live yours.

(turn this into a copypasta pls)

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