#this is a copypasta

[cator99]

can we have a serious discussion about the amount of full on dark, disturbing content tumblr FTM fans of Hannibal post? It’s always incredible twisted and doesn’t disgust me, it just makes me sad. It’s like watching the extreme version of self harm and loathing turned inward in one’s sexuality. And by dark content I’m not talking about BDSM and maybe some threatening roleplay, I’m talking so many FTM Hannibal fans writing horrible fanfics about snuff. death. abusive relationships between the characters. utter misery.

[augustus-hater]

I saw Augustus at a grocery store in Rome yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

[bettertwin1]

At least I still have my dad :3

Hehe ^_^ You'll lose him eventually when you do I will laugh!

[dogniightmare]

i am DONE if i see someone liking Sasaki to Miyano. THEYRE BLOCKED. hating Sasaki to Miyano? BLOCKED, disliking Sasaki to Miyano? BLOCKED, loving Sasaki to Miyano? BLOCKED, you know about Sasaki to Miyano's existence? YOURE ALSO BLOCKED. IM THE ONLY SASAKI TO MIYANO LOVER, LIKER, DISLIKER, AND HATER! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS THEM DNI!!

[dhampling]

gguys. You guys. Astarion masturbating. Working his hand over the shaft with precum dripping down. Walk with me, see the vision. What do you think he would say? 👀

[rk1kincorrect]

tumblr bitch: liking ac makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

desmond: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know desmond, i know

altaïr: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW ALTAÏR DESMOND AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

altaïr: ur so boring **breaks all 3 tenets and causes a templar siege on masyaf**

me: **sighs**

warren vidic: **en route**

desmond: **miles**

[starlightandetherealshadows]

y’all may not know this but i used to get bullied in school for being too pretty :( the kids would chase me around yelling “pretty face pretty face”

[springtrappd]

reminder that if you like k/i/l/l/i/n/g s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every sun and 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝗇 show character hates you <3

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I ride with you Raven, Rollo simps against the world

[Referencing this post!]

If Rollo has a million fans, I am one of them.

If Rollo has ten fans, I am one of them.

If Rollo has only one fan, that is me.

If Rollo has no fans, that means I am no longer on Earth.

If the world is against Rollo, then I am against the world 😩

[schediaphiliac]

This is Kageyama “Mob” Shigeo. He is the most powerful esper. And he’s also the one Reigen most likes to fuck doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the wall, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car, and on the street.

[bigirlbased]

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well…you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "…how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see…WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

[terminallyapologetic]

hen i was 9 i had a really big crush on oliver otto and drew him all the time but i was scared my mom would think he's demonic so i burned all my drawings on the stove and cried myself to sleep while begging for god to forgive my sin of being in love with oliver otto

[achrofox]

I think I'm going insane (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

[atomic-lullaby]

pepperlante stans are the most oppressed users in the pt fandom. everyday people harass pepperlante fans by reminding us that vigi would never like pepperman because “he’s an creepy incel” everyday people post to the pepperlante tag that we’re just fujoshis that fetishize “food” and hate “real gay love”. everyday we’re told that we’re italianphobic for not shipping pepperpino, or goophobic for not shipping brunolante. we are treated like filth and compared to ao3 crackshippers. do you know how emotionally tormenting that is?

[lelouch]

tumblr bitch: liking code geass makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

lelouch: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know lulu, i know

suzaku: **slaps his flat ass**

me: NOT NOW SUZAKU LELOUCH AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

suzaku: youre so boring **blows up a city**

me: **sighs**

the black knights: **en route**

code: **geass**

[rk1kincorrect]

so bECAUSE OF THE MASTER ASSASSIN UPLOAD I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID "MASTER ASSASSIN UPLOAD" AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "ALTAÏR SWEEP??" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT MASTER ASSASSIN UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD