Yan classmates kink list.
What are these greasy guys into?
Rated 18 + โ mature short content !
Kink list with links for every single one of my characters!
Submissive to Switch to more of the Dominant Characters! I will update this as I go post more fics!
Submissive
โKennyโ | Kendrick
If you really want a submissive guy, heโs your man. Well heโs your husband really. Heโs afraid to talk back to his wife, and he does everything around the house. He stays at home, cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the kids. In a AU where women rule the world and men go to The Husband Program to learn to be good husbands, being submissive comes naturally to him. He can be a bit mischievous and a rebel, especially when he was young, but a good little humiliation will put him back into place. So, I guess heโs a masochist.
Loves to eat you out, and likes to be praised afterwards.
Favorite sex position might just be when youโre sitting on his face. Or the classic missionary.
Hes pretty vanilla since men are taught to be more modest.
Dumb Yandere
Most ditsy and dumb man you have ever met. He is a weird ass pervert too. You catch him sniffing and licking the crotch area of your pants and underwear before.
Would bury his face into your behind and lick whatever he could.
Loves compliments and rewards.
He does get scared easily so anything with whips and binds is terrifying.
He doesn't like any position where he cant see you.
Perverted Yandere coming soon!
Yandere Prodigy
He is definitely more on the submissive side. He pretends that he hates you and that heโs cold hearted, but the moment you touch him he melts.
He would be a bit bratty and talk back at you.
Is the type to get a nosebleed at the sight of your bare skin.
He would definitely want to hear your praises, and how much you love listening him play violin.
favorite position might be anything that has him on the bottom.
Yandere Neighbor
Heโs done everything to be close to you, and he even bought the space next door to your apartment. He loves to be choked, ordered around, spanked, will love it if you rode him, and heโll go anything really. Heโs the most dedicated man Iโve ever written for the readers.
He would fuck you anywhere. I mean he literally masturbated and licked your door knob for gratification.
Phone sex ? The type to hit you up with a message saying: "What are you wearing?" at 3 am.
Favorite sex position maybe doing it while standing up. He can hold you close and press you against the wall.
Yandere Best Friend
Heโs quite new to sex so he doesnโt know much. But he does have a praise kink, and loves it when you call him a โgood boy.โ
Iโm sure he would love to have you teach him new things, and would be pretty open minded, so an experimentalist.
Favorite sex position is probably cow girl or reverse cow girl.
Yandere Survivor
He cut his dick off for you to eat, I mean damn. He sacrificed his whole life because he wanted your attention to be solely on him. Before the apocalypse, he did have the occasional hook ups. He would mostly be a bottom and let people do their thang on him.
Most likely to call you โmasterโ or โmistressโ
Before the apocalypse he has had his fair share of hookups, and would occasionally love to bite on ears.
He'll be your pet if you want him to be.
Switch
Yandere Mothman
A possessive man that becomes putty in your hands. He sees you as his mate and life partner.
Overall, he's pretty submissive. He does take over when the mating season comes around. The mating process takes several hours.
Yandere Boyfriend
Heโs literally a damn loser. He steals your cups, your underwear, and he would follow you around the world. He likes to have his hair pulled, or pull your hair.
He is pretty vocal during sex and would like to hear you too.
Choke him !
Loves to beg and loves for you to beg him
Loves it when you ride him or are just desperate for him as he is for you. but his fave sex position is doing it from the side, or missionary.
Would probably dress up as anything for you.
Yandere โBlood bagโ
Has a knife kink and blood fetish.
He likes to mark his lovers, and bite down on their shoulder as he cums.
He would love it if you drank all of his blood and leave him almost to the brink of death.
Has fantasies of you using him just for his body.
Yandere Yearbook guy
All he needs is a photograph of you. Which he has plenty of.
Savior complex? the thought of you all hopeless or stuck somewhere- you know heโs just going to take advantage of that.
Loves to trigger your senses, and he would drip melted candle wax on you or please you with an ice cube
Pegging is fine with him too. As long as you know what youโre doing.
Favorite position: 69 or missionary with one leg over his shoulder
Yandere Professor
Your professor has an oral fixation for sure. He would stick his fingers into you after theyโve been soaked in your essence, and shove it down your throat.
Has a thing for when you call him โsirโ or โprofessorโ
Would have you bend over and spread your legs wide for him, and heโs an adrenaline junkie so would fuck you in public just for fun.
Car sex.
Yandere Knight
He's not a degrader. I mean, he would be mortified to call you a slut or whore. He also likes to play a little hard to get.
Hes a switch. He submits to you because you're a literal royal, and he'll submit to you in bed. He is close to being a dominant, and only submits to people he truly likes.
He does enjoy some good vanilla sex and missionary.
Hes a worshipper, and will compliment you while he is intimate with you.
Dominant
Yandere Farmer
The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He does like to fuck you in front of other people, especially his buddies. He'll tie you up and have you on display. It absolutely pisses him off if people dare to actually touch you though.
He calls you his toy.
His compliments are calling you his sweetest slut.
Yandere Chaebol
Your boss is into your little maid outfit he gave you. And he realized he just likes role play. He also loves to make you crawl to him, and pull you around on a leash.
Loves to sneak around and would probably have threesomes if he could.
He would love to see you sprawled out on his desk.
Yandere Stalker
Would love it if he could just have his way with you.
Blood kink. Like he'll go down on you if you're on your period.
If he were to be a submissive, he would be the brattiest brat you have ever seen. He loves to feel in power and in control.
Would be the type of guy to make a goal to try every position in a single night.
Yandere Husband
Would be into bondage: tying you onto the bed, and trying your limbs together so you canโt move.
A bit of a sadist, and a brat tamer.
Breeding kink. He is also very touchy and physical touch is his love language.
So favorite position might be the mating press. And he also likes to fuck you in front of a mirror.
Calling him "daddy" will give him an ick. He's a literal dad and it feels wrong to hear it be said in an intimate context.
Yandere Dadโs Best Friend
Exhibitonist. I mean he did fuck you outside during the fourth of July block party.
Is into cock warming and just being close to you.
Squirting. And also dumping his load on your face after you give him a blowjob.
Slapping and spanking.
Would bend you over whenever he could.
Yandere Prince
He is more of the ruthless type. He's a dominant and a major degrader.
Hes a sadist, and if he were to partake in any sexual activity, he would like to be the master or owner.
Hes a rigger and likes to tie his partners up.
Him actually fucking you would be pretty rare. If you do get on his nerves, and manage to get him pretty riled up, you'll be dicked down in no time.
Ruining you is his favorite activity.
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School is what you make of it.
It could be absoluteย hellย wrapped in a box to make itย seemย entertaining, or it could be a box full of oppurtunities and dreams awaiting youโฆbut end up being hell either way. Do with that information as you will.ย
And for April right now? School wasย definetlyย becoming a living hellโฆmore than it alreadyย wasย anyway.ย
It was near the end of school. Likeโย the veryย lastย week of school. The students have cleaned their lockers, they were done with finals and basically everything was completed in order to leave.ย
So it still raises the question as toย whyย April was still obligated to be here. She had one more week left of this torture called school, but it was starting to feel like anย eternity!
And her last period classย wasnโtย making it any better either.ย
It was Math.
Fucking.ย Math.ย
And if you knew anything about Math periodsโฆthey took aย centuryย to finish. Plus, it was alwaysย soย boringย because their teacher wouldย never. stop.ย yapping.ย
โI want to goย home.โ April grumbled quietly, resting her cheek on her palm at her desk as their teacherโ Ms. Millerโ explained bullshit she didnโtย knowย norย care about.ย Leo snorted in amusement at the comment, turning his head slightly at his friend who was beside him.
โOh? Are you not enjoying Ms. Millerโsย wonderfulย insight?โ The teen in blue asked teasingly. Although, it wasย abundantly clearย he too was not enjoying their teacherโs well known yap-sesh.ย
The older teen just sighed in response, slouching in her chair as she crossed her arms across her chest, โThis class is going to be on my suicide note.โ She muttered under her breath. Leonardo put his hand over his mouth at her grumbled comment, looking down on his desk as he was trying not to laugh.ย
Ms. Miller, who was at the front of the room smacked the whiteboard sternly with her ruler, causing the whole class to stiffen in surprise and look at her.ย
โShe goin' get meโฆโ Mikey mumbled under his breath, causing the entire class to try and hold in their giggles the best they could.ย
The teacher sighed tiredly, rubbing her eyes before looking at the class, โSince itโs the end of the school year and Iย literally cannotย waitย to not seeย anyย of you for a good two to three months, letโs just do a Math activity for the remainder of class.โ
โAwe!!! Your letting us play a game because you love us???โ Mikey asked.
โNo.ย Iโm not giving you all a 'game' because I donโt feel likeย gradingย anything.โ She responded.ย
โFair enough.โ The turtle in orange mused as the teacher passed around sheetโs of paper with equations on it. โYou can partner up with someone to completeย all thirty questions.ย The first pair to answer all thirty questions and get them allย rightย gets Dum-Dum lolipops.โ She finished explaining as the kids gave knowing looks to each other, telepathically communicating with one another who would partner up with who.ย
โโฆI feel like youโre trying to imply something with those lollipops, Ms. Millerโฆโ Raph said as he raised a brow. The teacher let out a small laugh in response, sitting down at her desk as she went on her phone.
Okayโฆso perhaps this day wouldnโt turn out as bad as Aprilย initiallyย thought.ย
The girl in glasses gave her blue cladded mutant friend a knowing look, which he gladly reciprocated as she scooted closer to him and started to work on the problems together.ย
โWe are going to absolutelyย dominateย every single fucking person in this classroom and win that candy.โ The older teen said as she cracked her knuckles, taking out her pencil case and taking out a pencil.ย
Which was theย Ticonderogaย No. 2ย pencil of course.ย
โโฆAre you sure?โ The hazel eyed mutant asked as he looked over the problems, โIโm not that good in Geometryโฆโ
โPffโย am I sure?ย Sure Iโm sure! Your girl right here got anย Aย in Geometry.โ April smiled as she slung an arm over the otherโs shoulders, โDonโt worry your pretty little head, Leo Lazilee. Iโm going to absolutely carry our team to sugary sweetย VICTORY!โย
The younger slightly blushed at the nickname, rolling his eyes fondly, โI told you to stop calling me thatโฆโ He mumbled out but the other could tell he did not mean itย one bit.ย
The girl in glasses grabbed her pencil, ready to start solving the problems beforeย really andย truly looking as to what was in front of her.ย
โTheย fuckย is this shit?โ The girl questioned, looking at the paper as if it grew ten heads out of nowhere. Leo mentally facepalmed, looking at the sheet alongside his best friend as they both looked at it in confusion.ย
โโฆWhy does the Math problem have shapesโฆ?โ The leader in blue mumbled to his friend beside him.ย
โโฆOkahay, weโre bothย officiallyย stupid.โ The girl in glasses chuckled out, putting the pencil on the table as she leaned back on the chair.
The hazel eyed teen rolled his eyes at the automatic acceptance of defeat from his teammate, โYourย no help.โ He huffed out, turning around in his seat to face the person behind him.
Which, if youโre wondering, was none other than his big beautiful brained little brother Donnie.ย
Oh, and Raph was here too, I guess.ย
โPsst, Don!ย PSST!!!โ The leader in blue whispered to his brother although he wasย literallyย aย centimeter away from him. The purple cladded turtle in question looked up from the worksheet to meet his older brotherโs gaze, โNardo, why are you whispering soย loudly?โ He questioned.ย
โI need your answers for the worksheet thingie!โ Leo said.
โAre you crazy?โ The hoodie wearing turtle asked as he huffed out a laugh, โMe?ย Dona Tello?ย Give youย myย answers?ย HA!ย Sorry, dear brother of mineโฆyou expectย waaaayย too much.โย
Raph was sitting next to Donnie as the two teammates went shoulder to shoulder and barricaded the worksheet with their arms so Leo couldnโt see the paper.ย At all.ย The eldest huffed, turning back around and slumping in his chair with his arms crossed.ย
Well, since his brain and brawn brotherโs didย notย want to help him and April through these dire times, perhaps his youngest brother would be of aid.ย
Leonardo got up, walking a couple seats down to where Mikey and Mondo were. The two friends were just telling jokes to each other and doodling all over the back of the paper. The hazel eyed teen didย nothave the patience and/or stamina to evenย askย the two if they knew it was a worksheet in the first place and not some coloring page.ย ย
Besides, from what Leo heard, the two seemed to be having a meaningful convo about the Trump vs. Biden presidential debate, MLP, Helluva Boss, amusement parks andโฆgrass.ย
How do those topics all correlate in a conversation? Leonardo has absolutelyย no clue!ย
But the two were making it work, so he wouldnโt question it.ย
The eldest turtle went back to his seat, letting out a defeated sigh as April patted him on the shell comfortingly. โSeems like weโre going to have to do this the old fashioned way...โ The leader in blue muttered out as he sat up straight,ย ย looking over the problems again.
After a couple minutes of Leonardo justย aimlessly staringย at the paper, April got impaitent and just grabbed the worksheet, looking at the problems for a split second before jotting down random answers.ย
โUhโฆPrill? You know Iย neverย question your unorthodox way of doing thingsโฆbut I amย 100%ย questioning it right now.โ The younger teen said as he peeked over to look at the questionsโ which April was halfway done with.
โTrust the process, Nerdo. Iโll have us swimming in candy inย no time!โ The girl grinned, going into her pencil case to sharpen her pencil. The blue cladded turtle took one more good look at the paper and examined it thouroughly.ย
Look, Leoโs only been in school for about a year now, but heโsย 99.9% positiveย Geometry answers shouldย notย be just question marks.ย
As the chocolate brown eyed teen was ready to write down another answer to the worksheet, the other snatched the pencil away from her quickly, glaring at her playfully as she glared playfully back.ย
โOho, Leo~!โ The girl sang in a sing-song voice, โI would be ever-so grateful if you could give me back my pencil. Myย Ticonderogaย No. 2ย pencil to be exact.โ She exclaimed with emphasis and whimsy.ย
โSoho yohou can wrihite quehestion marks ahall over the paper? Yeheahโฆnoho...โ The mutant remarked.ย
โJuhust gihive me my pehencil!โ
โNoho!โย
April almost automatically poked Leo in the side due to his statement, causing the turtle to shriek in surprise as he flinched slightly from the touch. The random noise that escaped his mouth got a couple of concerned looks from his other classmates but they soon deflected and went back to doing their own thing.ย
The slightly taller teen clutched the pencil to his chest like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth and he was fighting for it with every single fiber in hisย body.ย He scooted his chair slightly away from his friend but she easily and gladly followed, raising a brow in amusement and delight.ย
โWhy are you soย nervousย all of a sudden~?โ She asked innocently as the other avoided her gaze, looking to the side of him as he was trying not to literally grab his backpack and sprint all the way back to the lair in complete terror.ย
โNardo~! My pencil, please!โ The other smiled sweetly as she extended her hand, awaiting her fellow teammate to give back what was rightfully herโs. โAhand ihif Ihiย dohohonโtโฆ?โ Leo meekly asked, letting out a soft and tiny squeal as the older pinched his side again.ย
โYou know whatโs going to happen, you goof. I haveย noย problemย doing this in front of everyone.โ April said as she now squeezed Leoโs sides with her fingers. The slightly taller teen snorted, slightly sliding down in the chair as he tried to avoid his best friendโs attacks.ย
โS-Stahahap!!โ The blue cladded turtle giggled, batting at Aprilโs arms with his arms weakly. The girl chuckled at the adorable sight, booping Leoโs nose before squeezing his sides once more. โYou donโt reallyย want me to stop though, do you?โ She mused as the younger stomped his legs on the floor, trying his absoluteย bestย to keep his reaction to a minimum.
โYour brother and April need to get a room, brahโฆโ Mondo chuckled in amusement as him and Mikey watched the scene unfold. The youngest turtle sighed knowingly, leaning back on his chair, โTell me about itโฆโ
The leader in blue weakly thrashed in his seat, hugging his middles whilst still having the pencil in his right hand. โAhaโ *snort* AhaHAPRIHIL!โ He giggly said.
The girl just smirked in response, sneaking her hands to the otherโs underarms and resulting him to let out loud giddy cackles and snorts. โOho~? Snorting already?โ She asked.
The mutant shook his head back and forth, covering his mouth with his hands to try and muffle his laugh. The glasses wielding teen scoffed lightly at the action, digging harder into the otherโs underarms. โOhhhh no youย donโt,ย Leo Lazilee. I amย notย allowing you to hide your precious giggles from me! Drop your hands~!โย
โFAHAHโ *snort* *snort* MAHAKE MEEHEE!!โย
โHave it your way.โ The elder teen said casually, effortlessly holding the leader in blueโs arms up as her fingers scribbled all over his stomach and sides.ย
Leonardo threw his head back, stomping his feet on the ground as he tried to squirm away from April. โTickle tickle tickle~!โย
โPFFTโ *snort* NAHAHA!! D-DOHONโT EHEHEVEN *snort* *snort* DOHONโT *snort* SAHAHAY THAHAT!!!โย
โHm? Donโt say what,ย Lee-o~?ย Tickle~?โ April teased as the mutantโs laughter raised an octave. โNAHAโ *snort* NOHOHO STAHAP IHIT!โย
โHow aboutโฆno?ย Tickletickletickletickletickletickle~!โย The girl continued to tease as she watched her best friend turn into a giggly puddle of snorts and squeals. โIs someone too tickle tickle ticklish~? Does thisโฆtickletickletickletickletickle~?โย
The hazel eyed teen snorted loudly, โPRIHIHILLIE!!! PLEHEHEASE STAHAโ *snort* NONONOHOHOโ *snort* *snort* NAHAHAH!!!โย
โNoย what~?ย Are you too ticklish for this~?โ
โSHUHUT *snort* UHUHAHAP!!โย
The chocolate brown eyed girl stopped her attack altogether at the sudden and very rude comment, glaring teasingly at her friend as if to say: 'Your about to get it.'
Raphael shook his head in mock dissapointment, eating a bag of Doritos as he was watching the one sided tickle fight right in front of him โSaying 'shut up' to April is absolutleyย wild.ย And doing that literaly four months after Womenโs History month?! For shame, brother.ย For.ย shame.โ The tallest turtle said dramatically.ย
โAnyways,ย try aiming for his lower stomach. It drives him batshitย crazy.โ The second oldest turtle casually said, grinning as he saw the eldest giving him the nastiest stink eye.ย
The girl smiled in awaiting triumph, โOkay then. Thanksโย wait a sec.ย Raph, where theย hellย did you get Doritos from?!โ
โMyโฆbackpack?โ The red cladded turtle said as if his answer shouldโve been obvious.ย
โDude, this isย literallyย our last period.โ Donnie laughed, still solving the last couple of problems on the worksheet.
โSo?ย Last timeย Iย checked, this was aย free country. Iโll eat Doritos any time and at any class period.ย Period.โ Raphael announced as he ate more of the Dorito chips from the bag. The girl in glasses just rolled her eyes fondly, keeping her friendโs wrists in a hold as the other hand wiggled slowly to his lower stomach.
โN-NAHAHโ *snort* *snort* NOHOHOH!!!โ
โGihive me my pehehencil yohou buffoon!โย
โIHIHIโLL *snort* STAHAB *snort* YOHOHOU *snort *snort* WIHITH IHIHIHIT!!!โ
โYou wanna see howย thatโllย end~?โย
โN-NOHO! NONOHOHO WAHAโ *snort* WAHAIT IM SORRY!!โ Leo cried out, being too tired to writhe or pry so he was just stuck laughing his shell off. The slightly older teenager payed him no mind, raising his arms a bit higher as she scribbled her nails all over his plastron and lower plastron.ย
But ladies and gentlemen? Nothingโฆabsolutelyย nothingย could have prepared anyone in that classroom for what unfolded.ย
The leader in blue let out a loud, genuine scream before descending into screechy cackles. April soon bursted into loud laughter along with Leo, wondering justย howย insanelyย ticklish a ninja turtle could possibly be.ย
โEEEEEHEHEHAHAH!!!ย PLEHAโ *snort* *snort* *snort* STAHAHAP!!! IHI CAHANโT TAHAKE IHIโ *snort*!!โ Leonardo squealed as his laughter went up an octave or two. April was honestly genuinely surprised no teacher from the classrooms came to check up on them to make sure no one was fatallyย dying.ย
The teachers arenโt really payed enough to care that much but still!
โTAHAKE IHIT! TAHAHAHAKE *snort* *snort* *snort* IHIHIT! PRIHIHILLIE PLEHAHAโ *snort* *snort* PLEHEASE!โ As the blue cladded mutantโs laugh and gasps became more frantic, the slightly smaller teen stopped tickling him, grabbing the pencil from his hands as she pat his shoulder comfortingly.
โI just wanted my pencil back. You took my property and I used self defense.โ April said teasingly, reaching for the paper and erasing her previous answers to start again. โIhiโm *snort* gohoing to fihile aha *snort* *snort* complaintโฆโ
โOho yeah? To who?โย
โTo Daharth Vahader soho he cahan use thehe force on your ahashy ahassโฆโ Leo grumbled through his giggles, sitting up in his chair as his best friend continued to finish the last of the problems.ย
As the chocolate eyed teen finished up with the remainder of the problems, her and Leo got up to give the worksheet to the teacher. โHere you go, Ms. Miller! All thirty problems 101% completed.โ The girl grinned.ย
Their teacher raised a brow, pulling up the answer key on her computer as she looked over the twoโs work.
โThatโs incorrect.โ Ms. Miller said.
โMs. Millerโฆexactlyย whatโsย incorrect?โ Leonardo asked.ย
โโฆAll of it.โ The teacher explained. But before she could give the two partners some insight onย whatthey did wrong andย howย they could improve, the two were pushed aside by Donnie and Raph.ย
โEat shit, suckers.โ Raphael snickered as he handed their teacher the paper (he had sanitized his hands prior due to him eating Doritos earlier. He wasnโt anย animal).ย
โI donโt get paid enough for thisโฆโ Ms. Miller sighed, looking over the brain and brawnโs worksheet as she compared it with the answer key, โGood job you two. Everything is correct.โ She said, pulling out one of the drawers on her desk to take out a big jar justย fullย of Dum-Dum lollipops.ย
She handed the huge jar to Raph who gladly accepted it, sticking his tongue out at Leo and April teasingly before directing his attention back to their teacher. โThanks, teach.โ He smiled, going back to his desk.ย
Donnie on the other hand, started crying from pure joy, dramatically wiping a tear, โMs. Millerโฆ? Can you get my fellow classmateโs attention? I need to say something important.โ He mumbled out meekly. โHere we goโฆโ The leader in blue grumbled as him and April went back to their seats in defeat.
"If you don't like your destiny,ย don't accept it.ย Instead, have theย courageย toย change itย the way you want it to be." The purple cladded turtle said whenthe class settled down.
โTHATโS A QUOTE FROM NARUTO, YOU COPYCAT!!!โ A kid in the class shouted.ย
โSHUT UP, BRANDON!!! NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!โ Donnie basically screeched at his classmate, his voice rising and being similar to the noise of nails on a chalk board. The whole class cringed at the voice crack but no one dared mention it.ย
โA-And I just wanted to thank my manager! A-And my parents and colleaguesโฆโ The purple cladded mutant listed.ย
โโฆDonnie has aย managerโฆ?โ Mondo whispered to Mikey who merely just shrugged, โIโm just as confused as you are, broskiโฆโ
โAnd likeย big-mouthedย Brandonย over there mentioned, Naruto says you need to change things the way you want it to be.โ The hoodie wearing turtle said wisely.
โSo you guys should change the wires in yourย brainsย because there was an answer key to the worksheet at the back. Butย noneย of you imbeciles noticed.โ He grinned, his smile widening as his classmates jawโs dropped.
โAnyways,ย thank you all and to all a good night.โ The purple cladded teen announced as he bowed dramatically, going back to his seat as him and Raph fist bumped, immediately digging into the lollipop jar.ย ย
โI hope they get diabetes.โ Leonardo grumbled as the bell rang. The quintet (group of five people in case youโre wondering :3) packing their bookbags and leaving the classroom along with their classmates.
This dayย definitelyย didnโt turn out as bad as April initially thought.ย
She still wouldโve appreciated winning, though.
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐ต๐ธ๐ฝห*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๏ผยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอย
(๐ฟ.๐.: ๐ธ๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!)
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Promotional for Tate's company in my interp of A Better World AU.
FULL TEXT BENEATH THE CUTโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
God, I love exploring what he can do if he hadn't suffered through his father abandoning them and then YEARS of caretaker burnout as he tried in vain to heal his dad. What if he hadn't learned to fear his intellect and skill. What if Appalachia hadn't been cut out of him by being raised in the Bay Area. What if his abilities and cultural identity were both nurtured and encouraged by loving parents and a strong educational support system. What then. ๐๏ธ
I think he definitely still has his issues, because public figures often do lol. Fame causes so many problems. But fuck if I don't wanna let this lil scruffy genius out of his mental cage of repression, burnout, and depression. I think he's wild, enthusiastic, and has so much heart and spirit underneath all those layers of bullshit. 30 years of suffering and he is in his 30s, the divergence of the AU puts him on a radically different path from childhood and that makes him a TOTALLY new person.
On the highest peaks in the world, the strongest tethers aren't your rope, but the emotional ties which unite your climbing team and keep you connected to those waiting for you back home. Whether it's by blood or by choice, Tater Higgs McGucket understands the importance of family. Son of revolutionary inventor and co-founder of the Institute of Oddology Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, Tate describes his father as his closest friend, collaborator, and mentor. In collaboration with family friend and other co-founder of the Institute Stanford ("Ford") Pines, the three first designed their renowned supplemental oxygen delivery system after an expedition studying anomalies in the Himalayas.
"Our investigation took us to Camp 1 of Manaslu," Tate described in an exclusive interview with Mountaineering Monthly last week, "And I was shocked by the amount of traffic. This was some of the roughest terrain on the planet, but we saw more people out there than on some of my hiking trips back home in Oregon. . . Ford was our interpreter, and after talking with the locals, we realized that there were all these companies selling tickets to the top โ with sherpas puttin' themselves on the line just to ferry tourists to the summit."
The influx of inexperienced climbers has had disastrous consequences, as Tate witnessed firsthand. "A lot of these people, they're physically and mentally capable of makin' that kinda climb, but maybe they don't follow best practice. You can summit without any oxygen, if ya stop and acclimatize along the way. But that takes a while, so it can be really temptin' to ignore your body and throw an oxygen bandaid at the problem. But then you're puttin' yourself in an emergency situation if it fails. While we were there, one of those climbers ran out, and a sherpa had to run more oxygen up there. I told him there was a storm a-comin', but he went up anyway. And we ended up losin' 'em both."
Tate's growing twang was underscored by a nervous bouncing of his leg, and he took a moment to collect himself before resuming the interview.
"Dad and I had a look at these open circuit breathing apparatuses. While they were reliable, we saw they were plum wasteful. Knew we could make somethin' better. There's a growin' culture of risk-takin' 'round them mountains. And maybe we cain't stop the industry that's causin' these problems, but we can at least make it safer for them climbers. 'Cuz at the end of the day, regardless of what ya think about these people? With an accident like that, thereโs people left behind that're a-hurtin' somethin' fierce. Partners, friends, kids without parents. I mean, just the thought of losin' my dad like that is enough to break my heart โ but that's reality, for both the families of that climber and the sherpa who died tryin' to save him. . . Naw, I reckon we can do better."
That was how the youngest McGucket, who had become a household name in the 1990s for his work in designing personal computers with his father's company, first ventured into the world of alpinism. But what he hadn't expected was to fall in love during the process.
"I always needed nature," he explained, "I get overstimulated awfully easy, and so I go out there to clear my head. Been hikin' and fishin' since I was a kid. . . And so, after workin' with climbers to test this equipment โ I saw a lot of them eight-thousanders up close, right? And one day, I just knew I had to see it from the top."
But having become familiar with the dangers involved, Tate knew that preparing himself for such a climb would be no easy task.
Luckily, he found a trainer in Ford's twin brother, Stanley Pines.
โStanley is a stand-up guy. Real old school. Throws a hell of a punch, catches a hell of a catfish.โ Tate said of his mentor, โHeโs a fighter. So I knew I needed him, because all it takes is one slip up or act of god for these expeditions to turn life-or-death. And heโs been great. Neither of us knew much about rock climbinโ or mountaineering before all this. But weโve learned together. And having summited a few eight-thousanders now, I can tell ya, I wouldnโt be here without his help.โ
Also aiding in his expeditions were his prototype real-time weather and vital monitoring systems, which have since become standard issue in all McGucket brand protective wear. But Tate is most proud of his high-frequency beacon system, which allows climbers to communicate with their partners and first responders โ even from inside perilous crevasses.
"The danger of avalanche or serac collapse is real. There are times when your life just ainโt in your own hands. Our systems allow climbers to communicate when theyโre entering or exiting a perilous area, and can send out an SOS. Theyโre also constantly pinging, so in the event somethinโ does happen, theyโll help your climbing partners or first responders find you.โ
But high altitudes arenโt the only place youโll find the twin peaks of McGucket Mountaineering. Tateโs inventions have seen heavy use by first responders of all stripes, from firefighters to wilderness search and rescue โ and he has recently signed a contract to manufacture respirators for medical use.
"At the end of the day, itโs all about making it home safely.โ Tate concluded, โYou gotta prioritize what matters most. You can do incredible things in this world, but none of it matters if you canโt share them with the people who love you.โ
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I LOVE WRITERDUMBASSโS REQUESTS, THEYRE SO FUNNY.
IS IT OKAY IF I REQUEST SOMETHING INSPIRED BY THEIR REQUEST WHERE ITS LIKE DRAWING THE STUDENTS AS IF THEY WERE IN THE BOYFRIENDS WEBTOON OR THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND IDK HER NAME WHEN THEY DONT ANSWER MCโS TEXTS AS A โPUNISHMENTโ
I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM ๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป
I'm sure @writerdumbass will be happy to read your complimentsโบthey always have very creative asks in mindโจAlso, of course you can make such a request, the webtoon and videogame mentioned ruin my sanity๐however I'll do my best anyway๐thank you for the compliment btw, I appreciate it very much๐:
"RAD CLASSMATES+NEW EXCHANGE STUDENTS WITH A MC WHO PUNISHES THEM FOR NOT REPLYING TO THEIR TEXTS BY DRAWING THEM AS IF THEY WERE IN THE BOYFRIENDS WEBTOON OR IN THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY"
DEMYA
Demya can sometimes get distracted by other activities, so it wouldn't be that unlikely that she wouldn't always pay attention to her D.D.D and consequently miss some texts from MC. Eventually when Demya would check her D.D.D throughout the day, she would notice a sketch sent by MC, showing herself drawn in the style of a certain videogame, as Ashley. Demya would know few details about it, so at first she would suspect it was a reference to her cannibalism, which would make her almost happy, like a quote, but then by doing more research, Demya would discover the incest detail, quite disgusting...MC better start running, because Demya knows her mate's scent and will hunt them down-
DOMNRA/MOBIM
Usually if Domnra is busy training or listening to way too loud music with headphones to hear his D.D.D ringing, Mobim would be in charge of replying to texts, while the little curse would bring the D.D.D to Domnra in case of calls, since Mobim only knows how to express itself through squeaks. On an occasion where even Mobim fails to intervene in time, then it would be the time MC would send such punishment to their partner via text. Domnra would choke on his spit at seeing himself represented as a character from the Boyfriends webtoon, especially Goth, because not only would Domnra know the webtoon's terrible reputation, but he would also find it offensive and take it personally. MC should prepare themselves to receive a voice message, lasting about half an hour, in which an annoyed Domnra would shout swears and order MC to delete such garbage
AZUL
Azul is quite often on social media, however when busy with photography or painting, he would tend to keep his D.D.D on silent, to avoid distractions, consequently missing texts, even from MC. Azul would know perfectly well about the reputation of the Boyfriends webtoon, being in step with internet trends and memes, so noticing himself drawn as Nerd, he would let out a dismayed gasp, but he wouldn't be discouraged, two can play the same game. MC would receive in the following days sketches of them drawn pregnant with Shrek holding their belly or in a threesome with Mario and Sonic, after all it was MC who started the war and Azul wouldn't back down
ZURI
Zuri often receives commissions via email or important phone calls, so she would be quite careful with her D.D.D, however it could happen every now and then that while she is busy with the sewing machine, Zuri may not hear MC's texts. As soon as Zuri noticed their text, which was a sketch of her drawn as a certain Renee Graves, she would look at the drawing with a raised eyebrow, trying to grasp the motivation behind it. After some research, Zuri's expression would turn exasperated and cold. Zuri would then inform MC that if they wanted their privilege of receiving affection revoked, then they could have semply asked for it directly, letting MC reflect on their childish actions and then expecting an apology
ODON
Odon wouldn't be very experienced with technology, in fact they would be quite certain that due to their eldritch nature, electronic devices struggle to function properly in their presence, so MC would be quite heartless to blame Odon for it. Furthermore, Odon is very knowledgable, but on ancient matters, while on more modern topics they would be quite clueless, therefore at the sight of themselves drawn like Andrew from The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley, Odon wouldn't understand that it's supposed to be a punishment, they would think MC did such thing only for the similarity between their colors and would politely thank MC for the present, complimenting their artistic skills (please protect Odon-)
REMIEL
(Please protect Remiel pt.2-) Remiel would have no idea how technology works, she has never used it and would need help the first few times before understanding how a D.D.D works, even if she wouldn't reach Simeon's levels. Remiel, as she's often busy with leading souls to the afterlife, may not have much time to reply to texts and therefore would be forced to read them later and get used to controlling the device. Noticing MC's text, Remiel would notice a sketch of herself drawn in a certain style, like Goth, even if she wouldn't realize that it was the Boyfriends webtoon, so she would simply reply with a question mark, as if to ask what the sketch was about, making MC feel almost guilty, given Remiel's innocence
NATHANIEL
Surprisingly, Nathaniel would know how to use a D.D.D and would be quite up to date with technology and internet, however due to his celestial duty, he would often find himself forced to respond with a slight delay, a mistake which to his surprise, MC would make him pay dearly for. Nathaniel would notice a text, showing himself drawn as Prep from the Boyfriends webtoon and would observe in silence for a few seconds, before writing to MC that perhaps spending too much time in Devildom has made them fit to become a demon, there is a circle of hell especially for people as them after all, he would add, although it wouldn't be clear from his texts whether Nathaniel is serious or kidding
URIEL
Uriel wouldn't consider using a D.D.D necessary, believing that MC chanting her name would be enough to make her come down from the Celestial Realm to their aid, however given MC's insistence, she would agree to bring her D.D.D with her, but often forgetting to check it, not used to have it. Uriel would finally deign to respond to MC and noticing the sketch of herself in the guise of Jock from the Boyfriends webtoon, not understanding the reference, she would demand explanations from MC. If MC confessed the details, Uriel would show up at MC's location, loudly telling MC they should be ashamed and that she will not tolerate such insults
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i think part of what makes so many people just flock to dungeon meshi as well is that it's also a story involving an autistic main character, who actually IS the main character
Because many stories will have an autistic character in them and then the story is more about how all the neurotypical people AROUND the autistic character deal with the characters autism, and the autistic character ends up as a side-character in a story that's supposed to be ABOUT them.
But in dungeon meshi, Laios especially is so much the main character!
And i know he's not the only one, and not the only autistic character obv, and i know the story isn't about just him alone OR his autism...
But we get Laios' perspective. On just about everything.
The story is, in the roughest terms, about the party venturing into the dungeon in order to save Falin, who got eaten by the red dragon. They're on a time constraint and have no money or equipment except what they literally have on their backs. That's the story.
Another author, a worse author, probably wouldn't have made Laios the party leader. A worse author would've relegated Laios to the "weird, awkward newbie who's excited about monsters but doesn't have the slightest clue or experience with them" who's job would've been to cite fun facts about whatever monster they encounter from some book he carries around, and the main interactions between him and the party would've been them yelling at him or calling him weird, to the point where you're wondering what this characters purpose even is in the story beyond comic relief.
And I'm so glad we didn't get this.
Instead of a story that emphasizes how "weird and unlikable" this weird character is, we get Laios being the partys leader, who, yes, is weird, but also competent and knowledgable and skilled and also is still a full character, with thoughts and feelings of his own, who actually speaks his mind and interacts with others on equal footing, who defends himself when he KNOWS he isn't in the wrong.
Laios and Shuros confrontation is both shocking, and also a huge breath of fresh air.
(Also, i know that "Shuro" isn't his real name but i can't remember his real name and I can't be bothered to look it up rn)
Shuro tells Laios to learn to read the room. A worse author would've had Laios apologize to Shuro for his own incompetence, but instead of meekly accepting that accusation, Laios throws it back in Shuros own face. That Shuro should've just been direct and honest with Laios when he KNEW that Laios wasn't getting it, instead of just playing along and letting that resentment fester.
And Laios is not only shouting it out, speaking his mind, and refusing to be treated as lesser than anyone else just because he can't "read the room", but he's also portrayed as RIGHT!
Shuro would've have had to put up with Laios, whom he didn't like, but whom he let believe that they were friends, if he had just TOLD Laios he didn't like him DIRECTLY.
and look, i know that there's some hints or pages or whatever you wanna call them, that Shuro is also autistic, but comes with a different background, which basically just makes him and Laios incompatible in a certain sense.
But even with all that, Shuro still had no right to fault Laios for his shortcomings, when his own shortcomings played just as much of a role in their eventual confrontation.
And the difference? Shuro KNEW how he himself AND Laios felt, but Laios only knew how he himself felt. Shuro was at an advantage in their situation, and he still faulted Laios and made him out to be this villain, who was purposely trying to make Shuro miserable, when Shuro himself NEVER opened his mouth to correct Laios!
And the thing is, Shuro isn't in the wrong for not liking Laios. Shuro is in the wrong for blowing up at Laios without EVER even giving him the chance to correct his behaviour!
And Laios KNOWS this, and he REFUSES to just apologize for something that wasn't even his fault! How could he possibly have known Shuro didn't like him, when Shuro never gave him any kind of indication of that fact?
And that's just it, isn't it?
Because I know I've experienced this kind of situation, even if exact memories don't come to mind, and I know other autistic or otherwise neurodivergent people have experienced this kind of thing. Of someone whom they were just having a normal conversation with or whom they considered a friend, just randomly blowing up at them for no conceivable reason.
From our perspective, the other person just randomly decided they didn't like us anymore, didn't care about us anymore and wanted to be rid of us, or decided we were suddenly just evil, and they got mad at us, yelled at us, called us names, and then just left.
And we're left confused and sad and, having no other information to go off of, because none was given to us, are bound to come to the conclusion that there's something wrong with us. We're just not likeable and any kindness from other people coming our way is just them being too polite to say anything until they've decided they had enough of us and abandon us. Because they never liked us. They were just too polite to say anything until they couldn't take us anymore.
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