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Why did he held her hand ? Didn't that canceled the whole stupid mirror theory???
I BET YOU HE ISNT QUEER AND MOST PROBABLY IN RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT GIRL
Anon, anon, listen, are you listening? You are onto something here. And its not just Jimin but JK too
All that's required is for Jikook to follow a script and that's enough confirmation that they are fucking this women. You anon are a genius! Come on guys, please join me. Please, as we give this incredible anon a hand. Please. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I have never met a smarter person in all my life. Good job anon, amazing. Simply amazing
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seeing a lot of disappointment that the rat grinders aren’t getting any sort of redemption arc which i understand because i think it would make a more interesting and complex story but yall are not taking into account that this is a dnd show and the best part about dnd is killing people u hate without having to go to jail or face repercussions soooooo
#i get it i rlly do#if it were a movie or a play or honestly any other story format#even in a dnd play show like there are ways that the rat grinders could have gotten their arcs but like#the show isnt about them lol#its about the bad kids#and its dnd its a game it should be fun so as long as the players are having fun i am enjoying it#in real life i can recognize that my middle school bully has grown up and is probably a normal ass girl now#i dont need everyone in this dnd play show to be redeemed#i wanna see hoes getting their heads chopped off and their brains blasted out#dimension 20#just my lil onion :)#ALSO timing wise like 20 episodes is not that much#imagine a tv show with SIX main characters#there is simply not time to give the bad kids an epic emotional tense beautiful arc AND redeem all these dumb fuck background characters
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a vita carnis mimic would never get me because i never leave my fucking house
#vita carnis#“oh a mimic follows a human until it learns routine” cant follow me if i never leave#dumb ass skinless hoe#🪲
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Finished Fallen Hero: Retribution
Did it really have to end like THAT
#JULIA!!!#My love!!!#I’m so fucking sorry bb#Sweetie I’m so sorry that a ugly ass bitch like me would even do that#😭#Manoja Joshi#fallen hero: retribution#fallen hero: rebirth#fallen hero sidestep#julia ortega#Watch me rock backwards and forwards in the corner of the room until the next book gets released#Also CoG why did you remove the save function u dumb hoe#Now I can’t replay it w/o risking losing my original run
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I'll pass up the front to Riku so they can do their shit with the day, but I do have to say cause Riku keeps forgetting to mention it, but I'm holding my own martial arts hobby and journey until they "get their shit together and go to Buddhism Camp TM"
And they aren't against it but I really just decided for them that that will be what they are doing starting next weekend and they're just upset that I am just like "Yeah its fine Ill post pone Capoiera and martial arts so you can have time to go to on a Buddhist Journey and figure your shit out" cause like, yeah. I know how you work. Self sacrificing martyr to the systsem - you'll forget to take care of yourself easily if you are given space to make another part's life easier
Thus, yes, I am being a manipulative shit and refusing the thrive until you take care of yourself. Fuck you but also have fun cause I genuinely 100% trust that you will do what you need to do to make sure you don't fully burn out :insert angel emoji:
That said its the funniest thing cause I'm like *grabs one of my top hobbies and holds a gun to its head* "HEY RIKU, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR ILL SHOOT MY OWN HOBBY" is such a funny situation to be in.
But yeah no, I'm not excepting to thrive if you aren't bitch get your shit together so we can thrive together bitch.
#alter: xiv#shitpost#system dynamics#system dynamic#seriously though they covered for me for like three months#and now they're hitting their post-carry burn out crash#and >Im< supposedly too intense with my caring#like bitch#you literally didnt reflect on a single thing for three months because you were so busy covering for me#dumb hoe ill bite you and take you to a buddhist monastery or something if you try to be difficult with me here#i am in fact the main driver#i also am#in fact#the one with reliable positive triggers#I will DID your fucking ass to a buddhist monastery and get you vibing with the monks if you make me you dumb bitch
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your tags on my last Hannibal reblog sent me into orbit i was laughing so fucking hard. i’m so pleased to report that they are gay on main. they are canonically in love with each other and it’s like watching sexual tension so intense they have to eat people because of it. anyway i highly recommend the show it’s genuinely incredible
listen i saw this post on my feed once and was all like
scroll scroll
hol UP
what unhinged ass shit is this
and was immediately intrigued :)
^this how i feel every time i snoop ur hannibal tag ok look at what uve turned me into
#ask#will keep you posted when i start watching cause i'm a hoe for gay on main fuckery#hannibal#i eat 'i'll kill for ur dumb ass just love me back' for breakfast lunch and dinner#no pun intended
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🎶 row row row your boat
the fuck away from me 🎶
#all together now#annoying ass#leave me alone#let me be#thank you and goodbye#dirty hoe#borderline personality disorder#substance abuse#complex ptsd#bipolar mania#bpd problems#substance addiction#why do i exist#borderline splitting#borderline stuff#gimme drugs#annoyed#angry#men suck#men are dumb#why do we even have men#ew boys#boys lie#boys are stupid#i hate people#dumb bitches#bitches are weird#what the fuck is happening#what the fuck#what the fuck is going on
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the AUDACITY of this stupid ass spider living in my plant!
gichoass outta here!
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ok so i have successfully acquired a day off. today is that day off, i am experiencing a day off right now officially, this is good this is cool this is awesome, i have SO much anxiety-
#apple babble 🍎#lmaooooo bro W H Y#what is there to be anxious about u dumb hoe with ur trash brain just fucking R E L A X for ONCE in your life oh my god#aksbakhskhakbzjJajjJhaqodbjkafhqjfha_£€\£~>AKSJAKDJQLEJWOS#this is actually ass#LMFAO#non fandom
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This is my year for romance, I’m manifesting true love. 💕
I call all my power back to me.
&I JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY THAT SOOOO MUCH GUAP BOUTTA COME MY WAY, thank The Most High for revealing true colors, just in time. 🙌🏾
#being stupid you gon’ lose out#I love me a trill nigga#squire#idk if I could fw a white boy tho lol#that’s crazy#nigga would rather chase hoes#than love the one#you a stupid bitch son#sassy ass#messy and petty#dumb dumb#if a bitch impressed#she lame#don’t even care about the money#it was the principle#why be messy#that’s GAY#gotta diss me to feel cool#lmfao#wack as fuck#my pastor gave me $1000 right after that situation#IM REALLY HER
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NOT FUCKING COOKIE
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It’s like you have a checklist to prove how stupid you are
Listening to a corrupt organisation which the olympics have stopped associating themselves with
Listening to a corrupt organisation that won’t specify exactly what tests were carried out, just saying “erm, she has xy chromosomes bc I said so”
Ignoring the fact that she was raised female and received the same training her opponent is supposed to go through
BEING INCAPABLE OF FUCKING READING, let’s search up the queer laws in Algérie for a second, or idk, READ THE TEXT IN THE POST YOU REBLOGGED
Being so obsessed with transvestigating someone who punched hard in the sport where you’re supposed to punch hard at the international best puncher competition
the dumbest people on the planet are having a field day transvestigating a woman from a country where there are no medical services for gender transition, it is impossible to change gender on legal documents, and it's illegal to be LGBT
#hoes mad they can’t box#stick something up your ass whenever you feel like repeating bs that has been disproven#:3#live laugh imane khelif#hope next time you have something dumb to type your device explodes ❤️
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I brought popcorn today with me for lunch and im science a boy saw and asked for some and he took the whole bag and started sharing with the other boys and he made a big ol mess and they ate all the popcorn 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
#AND THEN#ONE OF THE DUMB HOES KNOCKED OVER MY STANELY#SO IT SPILLED#AND IT GOT SCRATCHED#AND NONE OF THEM PICKED IT UP#AND I WASNT BOUTTA BEND OVER IN SHORT ASS SHORTS TO GET IT#so I made one of the guys get it#I’m still very upset
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kys
lmao this was in april and i didnt see it whattt
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I have 2 Karens that live next to me and I hate these guys so fucking much because they’re making the entire block miserable and unsafe and calling the cops every second they get I’m like girls, if you need some Christian cock there are plenty of websites for that you don’t need to call the fucking police about a broken fence just so you can smell some stank cop gooch.
#like I wanna fuck with them so bad and pull pranks on them but they’ll literally just call the cops on me#like these hoes seriously need to lighten the fuck up#these are the bitches that screamed in my face about my dog#they literally give me violent thoughts just seeing their ugly asses on their lawn#like I fucking hate them so much actually I wanna do some dumb petty shit but I can’t afford to deal with cops lmao#there are always fucking cops on my FUCKING property because of them yesterday there were two cop cars parked by my backyard and I was#FUCKING LIVID
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