#dude..... dude.

[express-archives]

i feel as if the ipc probably tried to get involved in arcadia's (the name of ambrose and artemis' homeworld) affairs, only to be met with hostility from its two hailing emanators and general distrust from the population.

any and all contact any folks from the ipc make with arcadia is through and overseen by either ambrose and artemis... or, ideally, by both of them. neither of the two want anything to do with the ipc, but they especially do not want their homeworld getting tangled up in space capitalist affairs. arcadia's bountiful resources are very tightly gatekept, and artemis and ambrose intend to keep it that way, even at the cost of bloodshed.

it is not something either of them are unfamiliar with, after all. to protect the peace and sanctity of arcadia, ambrose of the abundance and artemis of the hunt will kill without reservation.

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[nattousan]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[thattripleabattery]

[juunipupu]

Knight and the enemy within

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[redstonedust]

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[whiteraven90]

Who would win? The thousand pound flying meathook t-rex, or… monkey with a stick?

[grumfield]

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[the-punforgiven]

Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

[southernsolarpunk]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this