#dude what are you doing
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TW: Gore, depiction of death
Binge drawing and binge posting after being inspired by those lyrics. I'll probably wake up and regret tmrw.
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WHY DOES BROOKS HELMET HAVE A GAG???
okay update, I forgot about football helmets.
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[It appears Martyn has became bored again. Your diamonds go missing, and reappear in your mailbox a few days later, this repeats and each time there is a note with Martyn’s name on it, and a smiley face.]
- @itlw-mailbox
OH COME ON
Not this again. I cannot deal with this, it seems like ever since I set this mailbox up I’ve just gotten more and more problems with ore snatcher copycats. I don’t know why you’ve chosen to take their side rather than, you know, the side of your partner’s husband, but I’ve gotten a bit of insight into the situation.
A little birdie told me that those watcher fellows may be involved.
Now, I’m not in those death games. Believe me, I’d dominate them if I did, but I’ve not been invited. But I know there are some watchers who stay around Hermitcraft and look into what we do…
And by now?
You all should know better.
This is my formal letter of address. All you watchers ought to stop your involvement with this thieving nonsense. Because if you don’t, you all have another thing coming. I could take this server down to the ground and you all would have nothing, I’ve done it before and I will not hesitate to do it again.
I offer my condolences to @xisumavoids-mailbox if it ever comes to this. You’re not gonna like what happens to this place.
#THIS GUY IS SO PETTY#dude what are you DOING#DO NOT FUCK WITH THE WATCHERS#hermitbox lore#hermitcraft#rp#docm77#docm77 askblog#ore snatcher#watchers
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Just realized I still have this lmao
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My brother unironically gets so happy when listening to the “happy happy happy” song that goes with that cat jumping gif
Like he starts kicking his fucking legs like an angry rabbit and giggling super high pitched
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my stepdad won't leave the kitchen and im not allowed to get lunch until he does. fml. dude I haven't eaten today, he chews me out if i get a glass of water, wtf am i supposed to do?
#i will lay here. i will.#dude don't you have a job to be doing?#if im in the kitchen when he comes up it's all 'hurry up I only have five minutes' (?? we can be in the kitchen together. dumbass)#but if im not he's going to be out there for. well it's been more than twenty now.#dude what are you doing
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#william afton#I promise you this is. real scene in ITP#this totally happens#TBH I am actually curious what Oswald’s mom thoughts were during the game#LIKE I wonder if she noticed her husband was acting strange#I kinda got the impression she works too much#so she actually never hung around the pit Bonnie all that much#OSWALD GOTTA save both his dad AND MOM from this dude#Oswald is gonna get this guy#GIVING his mom demonic coodies rn#Oz my beloved i support you in everything you do 🙏🏾#especially choking out the pit Bonnie-#ALSO I’m gonna draw so much ITP I hope you guys are ready#I’m just so hooked on this game#into the peak 💜💜💜
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Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)
#my art#ace attorney#kay faraday#ace attorney investigations#Miles edgeworth#WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS#WHY DID I GET AN EMAIL ASKING ME TO DRAW OFFICIAL ART OF ACE ATTORNEY AMONGUS#I CANT BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING#I make gay ship art they KNOW I do that#dude 10 years ago if you told me I was gunna make official art of edgeworth#I would have shat#my pants#anyway the amongus skin is free and you get it as soon as you open amongus if you want it haha#thank you everyone ;-;#b tw there's a secret gumshoe in the pic#and I also pitched to draw edgeowrth embarrassed but they wanted him smiling at the bean which I think is sweet haha
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Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.
#writers guild of america#wga#wga strike#i stand with the wga#would love to know what studio that dude works for#just for reasons you know#like we seriously need that actors strike now#truly screw over hollywood if they willing to do this
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Sigh… women…
#art#fanart#my art#original art#splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#Splatoon spoilers#spoiler#spoilers#final fest#Splatoon final fest#grand fest#Splatoon shiver#shiver Splatoon#shiver#Splatoon shiver fanart#shiver hohojiro#Splatoon Frye#Frye Splatoon#frye#Splatoon Frye fanart#frye onaga#Nintendo you knew what you were doing.#zesty fest#𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂fest#dude#and I’m probably not gonna be able to be there when the final fest happens#shiver x frye#I love women so much they can’t be real. lesbians arise
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hot twink is tied up and penetrated
A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian
Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620
#academic writings about saint sebastian are so funny cos they're all like:#'yeah he isn't a very important catholic figure or anything. renaissance artists just really liked painting him. hmmm'#the bottom left one. he doesn't even have any arrows. dude you didn't even try to hide what you were doing#renaissance art#renaissance#baroque#baroque art#saint sebastian#gay#< I hope my gay brothers appreciate this#art#oil painting#catholic art
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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot
#arcane#jayvik#viktor arcane#viktor x jayce#jayce talis#sure since zaun isn't independent he's technically already a citizen#but i just know that technically is doing a lot of heavy lifting there#viktor talis real#perhaps jayce is more used to marriage being a political thing so he's not really thinking about it that much#viktor tho is experiencing emotions#idk i just thought it was funny#random dude: is there any representative for the house of Talis here?#viktor: jayce is on his way#random dude: you'll do#viktor: what#people trying to call him mr. talis and viktor just not reacting#and later on people using jayce's last name and both of them replying#they have wedding rings but that's dangerous at the lab so they keep them on their pockets#baby caitlyn who had assumed she would one day marry this man having a whole self discovery journey after this#mel: i didn't realize you two were so close#jayce: we're married#mel: you're what now#viktor my husband and a zaunite#i hope there are fics like this
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So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?
sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy
no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#also love how it complements deuce's magic! they are two of a kind ❤️♠️#i do think bet the limit fits the 'uno reverse card' description more though#like...okay they haven't really said much on how joker snatch works#(literally ace went 'we'll talk about it later')#but i think it's not supposed to be inherently retaliatory if that makes sense#the japanese is something like 'put an ace up my sleeve'#which implies to me that it's not really an in-the-moment thing? i think he can steal it and hold on to it for a while probably#like he might be able to snatch it and then use it on someone else later rather than it being reflected back on the original caster#versus deuce's being that he punches you back with your own punch (and/or other various punches he's acquired)#(a connoisseur of fine punches)#i am 100% guessing though so who knows! we will find out later i presume#now the only one left to get their um is grim maybe 👀#(i mean i would also love to see some staff ums HEY TWST THAT WOULD BE COOL)#(but like. narratively speaking and all)#oh and maybe crowley's depending on how plot-important he actually ends up being#what if it turns out nothing's going on with crowley and he's actually completely irrelevant#he tears his mask off and he's just some random dude who has zero idea of what's happening#nobody's been orchestrating shit#everyone's just been getting radioactive poisoning from the stone adeuce replaced in the chandelier back in the prologue#this was all a cautionary tale about getting the blot levels in your school's hvac system regularly checked
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public libraries are so crazy man. like you’re telling me I can read this book for free
#not plonts#since I no longer work at the university I lost my access to the university library#which is a massive F but it means I have been going to the public library#and you know what. it’s a good vibe#they do not have the hyperspecific plant research books I was checking out from the old library but dude it’s so nice#at the public library there are also old ladies playing mahjong and kids going NO WAY over a dinosaur book etc
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i hate perspective. happy new years also
#i wanted to do something with j as a new years post but didnt have the patience to actually get it done#so instead i just went with what i was already drawing#nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi#finally i've been able to draw this robo god damn ship#it has been clouding my mind for MONTHS#and i've finally been able to draw it#trying to color and slightly shade for the first time in. a while#violentbitingbiscuits#nuvi#nuziv#theres five hundred names for this ship dude#can you fandom people get it together and just settle on one#drew half of this last night and the other half today and surprisingly did not hate what i got done yesterday#amazing. can my mind do that for all my other art instead of despising it once a 5 hour timer is up#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#i love the concept that uzi crumples like tissue paper when given any affection#v pfp is an old sketch i dont think i posted on here dont mind it
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