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[docs-mailbox]

A silvery sliver, thin as a strand of hair, lines the perimeter of what once was. The roulette table has vanished. The ore beneath it, the stock of diamond blocks, the intricate wiring— every bit of it has vanished. He looks upon a vacant room.

His wings flare up as his muscles tense. For a stray moment, he turns to Keralis, then back to face the empty lot before him.

With conviction comparable to that of a faithful medieval scribe, he shouts out the name of his suspect.

GRIAN, I SWEAR—!

Aye, Keralis! You up for some big bets down at the casino? That roulette wheel’s got a great return rate…

– @docs-mailbox

That sounds like a great time! When are you thinking?

[docs-mailbox]

Who is responsible

I got turned into this wretched thing while I was asleep. Who has done this to me

[sirens-au-asks]

Noooo they’re going to have to fight doc that’s the worst :(

Give jellie a cuddle for me please

[docs-mailbox]

You should blow up the moon

Do you think that would do anything to solve the Watcher issue?

No. We must focus our energy elsewhere.

[docs-mailbox]

HAS ONE OF YOUR MACHINES EVER BECOME SENTIENT?

DON'T LIE TO ME.

THANKS,

Dr. ZEDAPH

@zedaphs-mailbox

It’s happened on occasion.

Though, if you’re interested in building a sentient machine, I’d suggest going to @grians-mailbox instead. He has a bit of a tendency.

Between Grumbot, Triviabot, and that rustic Grian bot he usually keeps in his cupboard, I’m thinking this is something he does on purpose.

[docs-mailbox]

*A package appears in the mailbox, with a letter attached!*

What’s up, Doc?

Ha, that’s a good one. You’re one of the few people I’ve never actually, y’know, met? I don’t know anything about you other than the fact that you live on Hermitcraft and you’re one of Ren’s partners. So if you could just… tell me what kind of cookie you’d like, I’ll send it right over.

Hope you’re well!

-<-❀ BigB

I didn’t know the Life Series had a Girl Scout service.

Got any Macaroons?

[docs-mailbox]

OUR ore...

NO!!!!! MISINFO!

[docs-mailbox]

@rendogs-mailbox <3

rendoc are now married who cheered 🎊

timelapse! ^^

[docs-mailbox]

[It appears Martyn has became bored again. Your diamonds go missing, and reappear in your mailbox a few days later, this repeats and each time there is a note with Martyn’s name on it, and a smiley face.]

- @itlw-mailbox

OH COME ON

Not this again. I cannot deal with this, it seems like ever since I set this mailbox up I’ve just gotten more and more problems with ore snatcher copycats. I don’t know why you’ve chosen to take their side rather than, you know, the side of your partner’s husband, but I’ve gotten a bit of insight into the situation.

A little birdie told me that those watcher fellows may be involved.

Now, I’m not in those death games. Believe me, I’d dominate them if I did, but I’ve not been invited. But I know there are some watchers who stay around Hermitcraft and look into what we do…

And by now?

You all should know better.

This is my formal letter of address. All you watchers ought to stop your involvement with this thieving nonsense. Because if you don’t, you all have another thing coming. I could take this server down to the ground and you all would have nothing, I’ve done it before and I will not hesitate to do it again.

I offer my condolences to @xisumavoids-mailbox if it ever comes to this. You’re not gonna like what happens to this place.

[docs-mailbox]

Throws a fish at you /pos

[docs-mailbox]

{¤}

- @that-which-sees-you

Are you one of those seer guys? Whatever they’re called, the thing Grian is?

[docs-mailbox]

It’s business formal!!!

this trial felt like a dream what the hell lol

[docs-mailbox]

[ there's a giant sign attached to a giant hourglass - and perched upon said sign, with a spyglass, is a peculiar looking-figure. adorned with a witch's hat and a purple dress, she sits there, one leg cross the other, keeping an eye out for the one and only 'doc'. ]

[ due to being a doll, there is no need for sleep, for rest, or anything else of that nature. she's been waiting up here for quite awhile - it seems that this 'doc' figured that had been mentioned seems to busy himself in not doing things related to his shop, but euphie would have to be paid to go all the way over to the swamp. ]

[ but alas, after so much time of waiting, there he is - the creeper-goat-man himself. with a very big sigh, she hops down from the sign, gliding the entire way down with precision and grace - and then, she comes to a halt on the ground, flats of her shoes against the dirt. with a sigh, she flips part of her hair, coloured a dark brown, behind her shoulders, and calls out to him. ]

you must be doc, yes? i've been looking for you.

[ she questions, crossing her arms over her chest. the ball joints of hers work smoothly and perfectly, in tune and time with one another to make the fluid motions seem natural. ]

@euphies-mailbox

…hello?

Have you come to buy some trims?

[docs-mailbox]

[Some of your diamonds go missing, only to be mailed back to you a day or so after you notice. There is no logical reason someone would do this, aside from lore. I have lore reasons which are too long to explain.]

[After a while of this, you receive a diamond named ‘<3- Martyn’. And all diamond thievery and return comes to a halt. How did this guy even get onto hermitcraft? No one knows. I am sorry]

- @itlw-mailbox

Doc squints at the signature.

Ah, scheiße. We’ve got ourselves a copycat. Ren, I swear, when I see you online, you ought to explain yourself! Why is Martyn of all people trying to poke the GOAT?!

At least he gave them back, but… still, this cannot continue.

[docs-mailbox]

{the letter has a wax seal with a decal that looks like a simplistic, closed eye and the words "see no evil" the writing on the letter is messy}

Hello! this odd mailbox popped up in me and my gfs lair, and i decided to check it out despite her saying i shouldn't. hope this letter finds ya well, and let me know if it does!

sincerely,

The Deamon

p.s. ok so ik im know as liek a supervillain and all but like your not in danger or anything, just a curious (potential) friend!

@deamon-mailbox

“Supervillain”, hm?

What’s your resume? You’ve got me curious as well now.

[docs-mailbox]

Sometimes I wonder if you even passed the bar exam.

scar looks so silly and bad, but im really happy with doc, so im posting anyway