#docm77 askblog

[docs-mailbox]

Banners were easy. A nice, low energy activity— putting together GOAT banners to decorate the walls with would prove to be worthwhile, he was certain of it.

…

Horn still hurts like a bitch.

[docs-mailbox]

Doc, having just exited through an opening in the hourglass, soars over to the Gigacorp colony in search of @rendogs-mailbox.

He is swiftly distracted by one of the tiny robots on the ground.

[the3rddenialist]

Top 5 Aus

(Any fandoms)

Hell yeahhhh Alternative Universes!

Does Altrverse count as an AU? heheh

There are soo many dude, specific and non-specific. I'll go for more specififc ones for my top 5, but I'm a big fan of most what ifs (NdrV3 Amalgamate), role swaps, TMA AUs (Like Kal's Altrverse/JSE or The Hermit Archives), askblogs etc. I could probably many aus like these that I like.

There's so many AUs out there. This was honestly hard to choose haha. But let's go!

5. dog at the door

A 3rd Life/Hermitcraft fic centred on Hermit!Docm77 and 3rd!Rendog. Really good. I read it back when I know like, nothing about Dogwarts outside of Desert Duo.

4. THE FURY OF A SHATTERED MIRROR

A Disco Elysium x Slay the Princess Fanfiction I really like. It's actually how I first got introduced to STP haha! Definitely fun to read on mobile. Though you definitely need to know Disco Elysium to read it I think, STP not so much.

Honestly these two ^ are fanfic recommendations haha

But let's go my top threeee

3. The Jesse and Zane Propaganda

Does it count? I decide it does, they're in the club! It's just very fun to imagine scenarios with two characters that barely know each other.

2. Slay the Heroine

I love it so much, all the heroines, all the voices. The designs brilliant to draw and the ideas. Very very very fun. Sharpie my friend.

1. Seasons au

WOOOO! One I've been a fan of for a long while hahaa. Very dear to me. Need to redraw Joel again. Got a scrapped wip of it here below!

Thank you for the ask mate!!!!

[sirens-au-asks]

Noooo they’re going to have to fight doc that’s the worst :(

Give jellie a cuddle for me please

[docs-mailbox]

@rendogs-mailbox <3

rendoc are now married who cheered 🎊

timelapse! ^^

[docs-mailbox]

Who is responsible

I got turned into this wretched thing while I was asleep. Who has done this to me

[docs-mailbox]

There was something so demoralizing about exile, about losing everything, having to start from square negative five and having to working your way back up this late into the season. Doc knew this well, having lived it, but he couldn’t have imagined the extent to which it would eat at him.

It was deeply frustrating. These inconsequential things like gathering iron, they used to be so simple. Early into the season, he’d be able to go at the mines for hours and think up a design for a glorious iron farm or an innovation of his tunnel bore. Now, though?

Doc could feel something in the back of his mind. Telling him none of it mattered. It wasn’t true. He knew it couldn’t be. But it certainly didn’t help.

He held onto the idea that if he excelled like he used to, then maybe nothing’s changed. Maybe he’s still a force to be reckoned with, maybe the grind could pay off like it always has.

But of course, when you forego rest, your body chooses a time for you. And maybe he ended up resting in some rather inconvenient places.

Docm77 was blown up by Creeper

For fuck’s sake.

And it’s made all the more embarrassing by that sensation in hie head. That feeling that he’s being watched.

@miras-mailbox

[docs-mailbox]

[Today was the day! Martyn had been giddy ever since waking up, he needed to push any lingering feelings of guilt he had down, squash it until it was no more.]

[He even dressed up for the occasion! Well, dressing up was just tucking a few wither roses into his hair, and tying a rotted Dogwarts flag around his waist. Clocks ticking down. Sand falling through an hourglass. He’s running out of time.]

[Martyna was safely tucked into bed alongside dog Ren and his axolotl, he could trust them alone. He took his wither- lovingly dubbed ‘Steve’- outside, ripping open a portal and dragging the pair of them through.]

[He’d gotten better at pinpointing exactly where he wanted to end up, recently, and so he was able to end up right in the heart of Doc’s base, Steve following close behind.]

[He blinked, everything felt weird on this server. The stars embedded deep within his eyes had dispersed, and void no longer curled at the edges of his vision, and there was structure to the blocks. How strange.]

[He was being watched. Eyes all around, judging him, waiting for him. He wouldn’t let them down.]

[The chicken breeder he’d made had been hard at work, judging by the clucks coming from inside Doc’s machinery. And now? Well, it was time to show Doc what Martyn could do back. He should’ve known he wouldn’t take anything lying down, Martyn was a stubborn man. See- if you thought about it, none of this was Martyn’s fault! Sure, Martyn was annoying, everyone knew that, but Doc- it was Doc’s fault for retaliating on such a level.]

[He glanced at Steve, and with a wave of his hand, he let the wither loose. Vines of wither roses crawled over the craters soon made, engulfing anything lucky- or unlucky- enough to have survived the initial skulls. Martyn watched on in satisfaction, beaming.]

@itlw-mailbox

The first indication that something was amiss was the sudden teleportation.

One pearl, hm, maybe that could be chalked up to a malfunction in the machinery.

Two, maybe he forgot to turn something off.

Then three. Five. Twelve. He was warping so fast, something was up. Half his vision was engulfed in a flurry of purple particles. This was no error.

And then he saw the sky.

And his heart sank.

He didn’t have to turn around. He could see it. He could hear it. Hell, he didn’t even want to turn around. But he did— he did it without thinking, and he locked eyes with the destructive beast before him. Oh, and the Wither, too.

And then he just— he froze. He completely froze. Mites were chewing at his feet. Water was flooding the intricate wiring of his base. Glass shards everywhere.

There wasn’t anything he could say. He just watched, mouth agape, completely still. Every fiber of his being was screaming at him to run, but he just—

He couldn’t. He couldn’t run. He couldn’t move.

He could only watch.

[docs-mailbox]

It’s business formal!!!

this trial felt like a dream what the hell lol

[docs-mailbox]

You should blow up the moon

Do you think that would do anything to solve the Watcher issue?

No. We must focus our energy elsewhere.

[docs-mailbox]

HAS ONE OF YOUR MACHINES EVER BECOME SENTIENT?

DON'T LIE TO ME.

THANKS,

Dr. ZEDAPH

@zedaphs-mailbox

It’s happened on occasion.

Though, if you’re interested in building a sentient machine, I’d suggest going to @grians-mailbox instead. He has a bit of a tendency.

Between Grumbot, Triviabot, and that rustic Grian bot he usually keeps in his cupboard, I’m thinking this is something he does on purpose.

[docs-mailbox]

*A package appears in the mailbox, with a letter attached!*

What’s up, Doc?

Ha, that’s a good one. You’re one of the few people I’ve never actually, y’know, met? I don’t know anything about you other than the fact that you live on Hermitcraft and you’re one of Ren’s partners. So if you could just… tell me what kind of cookie you’d like, I’ll send it right over.

Hope you’re well!

-<-❀ BigB

I didn’t know the Life Series had a Girl Scout service.

Got any Macaroons?

[docs-mailbox]

Sometimes I wonder if you even passed the bar exam.

scar looks so silly and bad, but im really happy with doc, so im posting anyway

[docs-mailbox]

OUR ore...

NO!!!!! MISINFO!

[docs-mailbox]

[It appears Martyn has became bored again. Your diamonds go missing, and reappear in your mailbox a few days later, this repeats and each time there is a note with Martyn’s name on it, and a smiley face.]

- @itlw-mailbox

OH COME ON

Not this again. I cannot deal with this, it seems like ever since I set this mailbox up I’ve just gotten more and more problems with ore snatcher copycats. I don’t know why you’ve chosen to take their side rather than, you know, the side of your partner’s husband, but I’ve gotten a bit of insight into the situation.

A little birdie told me that those watcher fellows may be involved.

Now, I’m not in those death games. Believe me, I’d dominate them if I did, but I’ve not been invited. But I know there are some watchers who stay around Hermitcraft and look into what we do…

And by now?

You all should know better.

This is my formal letter of address. All you watchers ought to stop your involvement with this thieving nonsense. Because if you don’t, you all have another thing coming. I could take this server down to the ground and you all would have nothing, I’ve done it before and I will not hesitate to do it again.

I offer my condolences to @xisumavoids-mailbox if it ever comes to this. You’re not gonna like what happens to this place.

[docs-mailbox]

Throws a fish at you /pos