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[bdubs-mailbox]

“…”

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

ZombieCleo has been EATEN by Bdoubleo100

[bdubs-mailbox]

bdubs. what is up with you and etho. you literally agreed that you slept in his bed in secret life and when cleo asked where your boyfriend was you immediately went "etho iiss.." like you didnt even think about it.

and last life?? god you two were pretty much married. hell, ROOMATES.

(whats going on with you and etho?? horse course?? that whole deal? did you guys what, kiss after every round or somethinf??)

“If you have a friendship where you uh- bond over horses? It’s bound to be strong!”

[itlw-mailbox]

*A package appears, with a letter attached!*

Martyn, my man! What’s up? I got you a little something. Spoiler alert, it’s cookies. Fortune cookies, to be exact.

I don’t actually know what kind of cookies you like, but I guessed you’d like the fortunes, if nothing else.

-<-❀ BigB

[ a few days later, BigB receives a letter back. The handwriting is shaky, and the paper crumpled.]

“Hey BigB! Thank you for the cookies my dude, they were- really nice, like, really good. Did you uh, just out of interest, all the fortunes inside? They all said “You’re being watched.” See, if this is a joke I’m just not picking up on, it’s funny! I’m sure it is! I just, wanted to know if you intended to do that.”

[nezhanetwork]

based on falseknees' comic :)

[bdubs-mailbox]

“Is it Etho? Everyone should love Etho.”

Oooooh

Who is it?

Can we have a hint?

absolutely not!

how would- i- everyone has such distinctive features that the vaguest hint i could think of right now is that it's a GUY! perhaps two guys. there's your hint. there's two.

[mumbo-jumbo-facts]

MUMBO JUMBO FACT #233

As per Pearlescentmoon, Mumbo's name goes really well with pasta names. She thinks that "Mumboloni" works too well.

[rendogs-mailbox]

[ a crow very urgently finds its way to ren's mailbox, fluttering with a distressed caw and landing upon it. the sender's letter is so hasty, that in fact, there is no usual seal that he would put upon the envelope. inside is a hastily scrawled message. ]

hello,

i do wish i could greet you formally and i swear i will at a later date. i will introduce myself and do all the formalities, and i will get you a greeting gift, but at the moment, i have a favour to ask of you.

you see, i've been messaging martyn, and he mentioned you, and i found you through the mailing system, and recently he mentioned that he wasn't feeling well. see the other letter packed into this one for reference. unfortunately, due to my own circumstances, i cannot leave my world to go check in on him, and you were someone that he trusted enough to name a dog after, so i thought, why not message you and ask you for help!

i apologize, i am usually very much more collected than this, but i think you can understand why i feel so panicked. please make sure that he's alright?

sincerely,

some guy.

@sincerely-some-guy

[he skims through the letter, reading over what the 'guy' had written. He pauses for a minute at the mention of a dog being named after him, he wasn't aware of that. He doesn't dwell on it, instead pulling out some paper. He knew Martyn had mail, maybe he could send him a letter?]

[he sits down next to his mailnbox, writing out two letters. the first to @itlw-mailbox]

Hi martyn!

I recently got a letter and found myself worried for you. The letter mentioned you not feeling too good recently (and something about a tog being named after me. I'll be honest, i'm quite flattered, but anywhoosle.. ) and I want to check if you are alright. How are you doing? RD

[with that letter written, he sends it off, using a dog sticker as a seal for the letter. now that martyn's letter is off, he decides to send a letter to the.. 'some guy' person]

Dear "some guy",

Thank you for your letter, i've reached out to my friend now. I wish we can also meet formally some day, in better circumstance. For now, I'm going to do what I can.

Also, i gave your crow some water. hopefully this letter is small enough that they dont get too tired carrying it.

Sincerely,

RD

( @sincerely-some-guy )

[mumbos-mailbox]

Ariana Griande or Sabrina Scarpenter?

If you had to choose, who's concert would you see?

Well I-

I-

Do I have to pick? I'm friends with both Grian and Scar... I'd feel bad picking

Griande. Scar gets to be my favourite superhero with Hotguy, Grian gets to be my favourite popstar.

[bdubs-mailbox]

“I uh, dunno. I’ll make it work! It probably isn’t legal, but it’s my court, my rules. Thank you Mum!”

“CLEO!! Joel’s being just- unbelievable. Have you heard what he did? He had the audacity to mail me a horse head! Then told me it wasn’t fair, because I wanted to sue him, and be the judge! And worse, worse yet, told me that Etho was going to his lawyer.”

- @bdubs-mailbox

Really? Wait how can you sue and be the judge? That doesn't sound legal. I love it. I'll be right over to burn Joel to the ground

[lizzies-mailbox]

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @gems-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox @sausages-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox

Doodle buddy!! @sincerely-some-guy

Official Mailbox Lizzie Playlist

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

[ethos-mailbox]

e-effo {@}○{@}

- @that-which-sees-you

huh I'm not really sure how someone put the state of being seen in a shulker box, or, y'know, why that state of being seen knows my name and says it like joel o_O

[joels-mailbox]

Hello losers, it’s me. I’ve been pretty busy with building my city here on hermitcraft, and other very important things, like winning wild life!

I’ve been told by some very untrustworthy sources that I need to take a break and talk to people, so I got Eefo to open my mailbox to here. He did it for free because he’s blummin obsessed with me, obviously.

Send in any questions you’ve got for me, and I’ll probably respond.

Affiliated blogs: @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox @gems-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox + @sincerely-some-guy

(General info below)

I am not the real smallishbeans, this is a character Joel ask blog!!

(Hi! I’m the mod in charge of this blog :] I go by both luci and star, so call me what you like! I use she/they)

I know some it’s discussed a lot and varies in people’s interpretations, but this Joel remembers everything that he’s ever been in, no memory shenanigans this time

The blog is always up to date on Joel’s stuff as well, as I’m Not Normal about him, so the time period is always the most current. Location wise, it’s hermitcraft ^-^

The main ship for this blog is smalletho

Nsfw asks are allowed

I think that’s it, hope you enjoy!! :]

[bdubs-mailbox]

Why do you blink like that. Have you been possessed by some sort of cosmic horror

“EXCUSE me?! My eyes are just wonderful, don’t you ever judge the way they blink again.”

[itlw-mailbox]

[a shulker box stamped with a dog sticker and a bow. inside, a goofy sweater that seems way too big, but handmade. its not made well, but again, handmade]

your house was cold when i was there, i hope this warms you up a bit. Easier to learn how to knit than build! Or maybe I just don't have enough motivation for the blocks XD

RD

[I pick it up, turning the sweater over in my hands for a few moments. I immediately put it. Ren receives back a shulker box, inside is some gear with surprisingly good enchantments (lorelorelorelore), alongside some half decent cookie, and a note.]

Thank you <3

[gtwscars-mailbox]

Heyyy Scar, dude!

Glad to see you got all hooked up with the system, be careful of Grian, he’s threatened me with bombs.

don’t trust that man.

-@itlw-mailbox

Hey Martyn Man!

Funny how you say that… @grians-mailbox hey waffle man, what's this that Mr InTheLittleWood is saying? I mean not that this isn't amusing of course. I mean no, no! That's bad. Bad Grian. bad.

[grians-mailbox]

meow :3

awhhh !

meow !

[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]