#hermitcraft ask universe

[bdubs-mailbox]

“Mm. This isn’t over. Watch your back- and your ankles.”

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

I am mumbo jumbo. I no longer speak for the trees, but against them.

yay powerplants!

[bdubs-mailbox]

Have you considered you and Joel both ditching Etho and instead getting hate married. I think you should consider this option

“Excuse me?! I could never ditch Etho! @joels-mailbox you hearin’ this?”

[itlw-mailbox]

<Breaks the door down with an accordion strapped to his chest and a tin of cookies in one hand pointing at Martyn with the other>

MARTY!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!! GAME NIGHT!! I WILL WIN UNO!!!! >:)!!

(Oli randomly appearing for chaos<3)

“JESUS! My god dude, can you knock?! How did- when?? Did you mail yourself to get here?!”

[I yelped, spinning to face the home intruder. I bent slightly over, one hand on my chest, the other on my knee propping me up. I huffed, out of breath and scared half to death.]

[bdubs-mailbox]

Hiya Bdubs!

So, I heard, moss is super good to use in dyes (especially mixed with llama spit, but apparently that sets people off) but Joel doesn't use it. He uses slime and whatever else to dye his streak of hair. How weird is that?

So i wanted to get proffessional moss man's opinion on this. aka force joel to use moss and not slime

@scotts-mailbox

“Hey Scott- sorry, SLIME?! @joels-mailbox IS THIS TRUE??

Moss is so much better, thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will have stern words with this man.”

[itlw-mailbox]

“Askin’ the hard questions, eeerrmmm,”

[I flick my eyes upwards in thought.]

“Like, a few weeks, maybe?”

[I tilted my head.]

“Don’t quote me on that, though.”

“Ayup Scott, your mailbox was down for a bit, but glad to have ya back.

- Martyn”

[Alongside the note is a piece of dead coral. Unfortunately, it’s very difficult to transport live coral.]

- @itlw-mailbox

hello!

i actually don't know why people are referencing my mailbox being down? i've just gotten everything set up, actually. but thank you for the warm welcome! :)

thank you for the coral. mean gills moment. it's supercute!! (even though it's dead...)

signed,

scott smajor.

[itlw-mailbox]

I may have found a way to get you to your friend. - @eyesremain

“Really? I’m sorry for every horrible thing I ever said about you.”

[nezhanetwork]

based on falseknees' comic :)

[mumbos-mailbox]

[jimmys-mailbox]

literally me

[bdubs-mailbox]

bdubs. what is up with you and etho. you literally agreed that you slept in his bed in secret life and when cleo asked where your boyfriend was you immediately went "etho iiss.." like you didnt even think about it.

and last life?? god you two were pretty much married. hell, ROOMATES.

(whats going on with you and etho?? horse course?? that whole deal? did you guys what, kiss after every round or somethinf??)

“If you have a friendship where you uh- bond over horses? It’s bound to be strong!”

[itlw-mailbox]

[ in martyn's mailbox, there is a shulker box. and from said shulker box, right as martyn is about to open it, pops open a mop of blonde hair. the young man inside, with wide eyes and a bright grin, waves at the person he's just startled. ]

hello, hello! sorry to disturb you, dude, but this mail system is tub-u-lar! super rad, no?

@robins-mailbox

[I flinch, bringing my arms up to shield myself- oh. I inhale, then huff my air out.]

“You scared the life outta me dude,”

[I groaned, taking a moment to look over the weird guy in my mail box.]

“Who.. are you?”

[mumbo-jumbo-facts]

MUMBO JUMBO FACT #233

As per Pearlescentmoon, Mumbo's name goes really well with pasta names. She thinks that "Mumboloni" works too well.

[itlw-mailbox]

Literally us?!?!

The sillies

Original pic > https://x.com/SolidarityCoUK/status/1846990263526608976

[rendogs-mailbox]

[Ren recieves a shulker just full of stickers. This was clearly culminated over the days of Martyn’s silence, and it is unclear of his motivations or reasoning.]

- @itlw-mailbox

[he opens the letter which is nearly overflowing with these stickers. He stares at them for a few seconds, pouring them into his lap]

[theres so many. He cant stop his tail from wagging and a smile from coming on his face, this is such a nice gift, he doesnt get gifts often.. he should probably write a thank you note]

martyn,

thank you for all the stickers! Not sure if i forgot my own birthday or something but i didnt expect a gift, which makes this a lot more special

thank you. Is there anything i can do for you in return?

RD

[mumbos-mailbox]

Ill just. Drop this here

[bdubs-mailbox]

Why do you blink like that. Have you been possessed by some sort of cosmic horror

“EXCUSE me?! My eyes are just wonderful, don’t you ever judge the way they blink again.”