#dude is insane

[lilislegacy]

leo: you know it’s funny when i see all my friends fight monsters. because as the most powerful demigods alive, everyone gets the job done. but everyone does it so differently

chiron: how so?

leo: well jason is like a robot, or some fighting machine, because with all his training he’s so programmed and concise. frank is basically the bipolar animal version of the hulk. piper is weirdly calm and seductive with her “you think what i tell you to think” voice. annabeth is methodical and sneaky and alarmingly brutal. nico is just creepy as hell. and hazel’s like a freaky witch with all her voodoo magic shit

chiron: all great descriptions. and percy?

leo: oh percy’s just a crazy son of a bitch

chiron, chuckling: and you’re not?

leo: hey i may be ADHD off the walls, and i do make some crazy plans, but that dude should be deemed legally insane. i once saw him jump onto the back of a giant sea monster, stab it with a narwhal’s tusk, and then ride a great white shark around as he lassoed monsters with kelp ropes. and the entire time, he was singing a cage the elephant song

chiron, nodding thoughtfully: “ain’t no rest for the wicked?”

leo: no actually it was “around my head.” guy’s got great taste

[mjfass]

You simply can’t kill Darby Allin. You can win against him in a match, but you will never kill him. Many have tried, even a bus, but no one will ever succeed.

[lilworms]

every conversation with my father makes the daddy issues worse

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[tretaaysel]

Aaaaaaand Mango Man is blaming DEI for the crash that happened last night. 🙄

[botanyshitposts]

me explaining to my grandma that the turkey tail and golden oyster mushrooms and birds nest fungi growing on her huge backyard tree stump are simply eating the dead wood to return it to the soil and they're cute and colorful and add to the whimsy of her landscaping and are not causing the weeds in other places of the yard or harming her little white dog

[redpapercraness]

to lose you

[swiftiesincenine]

If you haven't heard, Taylor's dad, Papa Swift was accused of assaulting a photographer (AKA Paparazzi)! The same paparazzi targeted Nicole Kidman in 2005, resulting in a restraining order. Literally put a listening device outside her home!😡😡

This dude is hostile and you shouldn't believe his words! Papa Swift was being protective! Go Papa Swift

[vitos-ordination-song]

FIVE HUNDRED QUALIFIERS TO A CONFESSION

[bacchuschucklefuck]

[fun-kyto-wn]

this shot is quite literally insane dude I could write a whole essay about it. The director was like “Oh hey guys let’s do a close up on their hands to emphasize the importance of this gesture (as if making someone a mixtape isn’t already romantic enough), their fingers just inches apart to show have close but yet far away they are, that they share these little moments of intimacy but the weight of the unspoken feelings lingers heavy in the air oh and yeah let’s also make it look like the god damn fucking Michelangelo painting.. but nothing to see here.”

[pepperpepi]

someone gave me this idea hi guys

[coloredlion]

“the nerds you minimized”

[mintypsii]

i can't believe one piece invented gay people

[2022dirt]

Years of pressure and heat can cause the ink in photos to transfer directly onto plastic, a process known as image bleeding.

[dragomer]

Isn't he the guy who inserted a weird fanfic about Harry Potter being a satanic school shooter in his comics about public domain characters?

And then had him fight Mary Poppins who's somehow also God?

All of it played 100% straight with no hint of self awareness and convinced he had made a masterpiece that totally destroyed the books he was mad at?

Alan Moore is a idiot.