#dude is insane
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lilislegacy · 7 months ago
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leo: you know it’s funny when i see all my friends fight monsters. because as the most powerful demigods alive, everyone gets the job done. but everyone does it so differently
chiron: how so?
leo: well jason is like a robot, or some fighting machine, because with all his training he’s so programmed and concise. frank is basically the bipolar animal version of the hulk. piper is weirdly calm and seductive with her “you think what i tell you to think” voice. annabeth is methodical and sneaky and alarmingly brutal. nico is just creepy as hell. and hazel’s like a freaky witch with all her voodoo magic shit
chiron: all great descriptions. and percy?
leo: oh percy’s just a crazy son of a bitch
chiron, chuckling: and you’re not?
leo: hey i may be ADHD off the walls, and i do make some crazy plans, but that dude should be deemed legally insane. i once saw him jump onto the back of a giant sea monster, stab it with a narwhal’s tusk, and then ride a great white shark around as he lassoed monsters with kelp ropes. and the entire time, he was singing a cage the elephant song
chiron, nodding thoughtfully: “ain’t no rest for the wicked?”
leo: no actually it was “around my head.” guy’s got great taste
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mjfass · 6 months ago
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You simply can’t kill Darby Allin. You can win against him in a match, but you will never kill him. Many have tried, even a bus, but no one will ever succeed.
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shebadfuckk · 5 days ago
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Got to watch Oliver peck work yesterday
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lilworms · 1 month ago
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every conversation with my father makes the daddy issues worse
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2022dirt · 1 month ago
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Things worn down by people.
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tretaaysel · 2 months ago
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Aaaaaaand Mango Man is blaming DEI for the crash that happened last night. 🙄
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redpapercraness · 5 months ago
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to lose you
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botanyshitposts · 8 months ago
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me explaining to my grandma that the turkey tail and golden oyster mushrooms and birds nest fungi growing on her huge backyard tree stump are simply eating the dead wood to return it to the soil and they're cute and colorful and add to the whimsy of her landscaping and are not causing the weeds in other places of the yard or harming her little white dog
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swiftiesincenine · 1 year ago
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If you haven't heard, Taylor's dad, Papa Swift was accused of assaulting a photographer (AKA Paparazzi)! The same paparazzi targeted Nicole Kidman in 2005, resulting in a restraining order. Literally put a listening device outside her home!😡😡
This dude is hostile and you shouldn't believe his words! Papa Swift was being protective! Go Papa Swift
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vitos-ordination-song · 1 year ago
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FIVE HUNDRED QUALIFIERS TO A CONFESSION
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 26 days ago
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Okay 3 things
1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends
2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)
3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh
#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the Hedgehog#Aroace Sonic#Rouge the Bat#miles tails prower#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#Shadow the Hedgehog#how to explain the fact that I think Amy crushing on aroace sonic is lovely. I love you but not like that and you liking me doesn’t make me#uncomfortable so you can keep doing it its okay i won’t’ ask you to get over it quickly no ones as fast as me#dysfunctional in the sense of Sonic says stuff like that without meaning it in that way and it feeds into Amy’s crush even though she knows#he’s not going to return her feelings#ALSO I DREW ROUGE!! SHE’S LOVELY!! OUGH!! I LOVE DRAWING WOMEN!!!!!#sonic dropping the fact that he views shadow in a very positive light after they’ve been at each others throats arguing for thirty minutes#multi-ship but make it mostly one-sided who isn’t’ a little bit in love with sonic romantically or platonically or anything else in between#look at him#then he scarfs down a chili dog and no one can take him seriously#drives them all absolutely insane with his nonsense#imagine hearing this dude say something genuinely heartfelt and for a second it flips your perspective of him#and then he’s telling you your eyeliner is crooked or pointing and laughing at you cause you stumbled or doing a handstand and bragging#about it and nope he’s exactly the same except IS HE?#hyper-competent sonic that leaves everyone wary of him#heartfelt sonic that makes so no one can ever quite hate him#jerk sonic so that no one can ever quite worry for him#I’m mentally ill over the hedgehog can you tell CAN YOU TELL????#HAPPY AROMANTIC AWARENESS WEEK IG THIS IS NICELY TIMED HGLKJSDLFAKS;LDJ#are we getting into ooc territory? I honestly couldn’t begin to tell you I’ve seen 3 clips of of rouge and Amy between the two of them HGLK#i forgot i wanted to do one of sonic asking shadow ‘can i hold your hand now’ and shadow looking at him like he’s insane
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toboldlymuppet · 10 days ago
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always thinking about the bit in gem's S10 ep. 2 where she's cooing over these two from afar ToT
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bacchuschucklefuck · 10 months ago
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fun-kyto-wn · 11 months ago
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this shot is quite literally insane dude I could write a whole essay about it. The director was like “Oh hey guys let’s do a close up on their hands to emphasize the importance of this gesture (as if making someone a mixtape isn’t already romantic enough), their fingers just inches apart to show have close but yet far away they are, that they share these little moments of intimacy but the weight of the unspoken feelings lingers heavy in the air oh and yeah let’s also make it look like the god damn fucking Michelangelo painting.. but nothing to see here.”
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pepperpepi · 3 months ago
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someone gave me this idea hi guys
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2022dirt · 6 months ago
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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
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