#dsmp rpf

[moistcl1tikal-ao3]

MDNI. IT'S ALL PORN. GET OFF MY PAGE.

moist masterlist of fics:

- schlatt x fem reader but blasphemy themed

- schlatt x gn but afab reader but minecraft. heat cycles and ram hybrid big guy.

- schlatt x fem reader but reader is a guest on chuckle sandwich. mommy kink.

- schlatt x fem reader but minecraft again but this time reader is an intern. also there's piss.

- schlatt x younger fem reader who drugs him and then has her way with him.

- young schlatt x older fem reader (who is charlie slimecicles sister) (now part of a series! part 1 of fuckle week!)

- part 2 of fuckle week, reader x ted, direct sequel to puppy love

- part 3 and final part to fuckle week, reader x charlie but make it yearning slowburn incest (now complete!)

a compilation of all my Tumblr requests, in one convenient series:

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Before you vote: This poll is about the content creators, NOT the characters. If you don’t ship them because you don’t ship rpf, hit the “non-rpf shipper button” option. If you ship the characters but not the real people, don’t bother saying that as that’s not the point of the poll.

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“They're literally married, divorced, best friends, and enemies at the same time”

“they've been friends since they were kids. they became famous together. they got married in real life and then got divorced. tommy wrote and published fanfiction about them kissing.”

[lilywastaken]

⇝ LOVE LANGUAGES !

CC!DreamWasTaken, CC!Sapnap, CC!GeorgeNotFound, CC!Wilbur Soot x GN!Reader.

SUMMARY: CCs and their love languages <3.

WARNINGS: SFW! Fluff, Fluff, Fluff and fluff.

A/N: I'm alive!! Very late valentine's post, but classes and homeworks have been crazy :(( anyways, I hope these are good!! Please don't forget to reblog/comment if you enjoy the post, it helps a lot!! Thank you for reading! <333 If you see any mistakes, do not hesitate to let me know, please!!!

MASTERLIST.

DREAM.

Physical touch — Dream thrives on your touch, whether it be a quick caress to his hand or one of his long required cuddle sessions. He loves the feeling of your skin on his (he's a bit touch starved, a global pandemic and being a faceless YouTuber will do that to you.), and will take any opportunity given to hold your hand when he walks along with you or sneak up behind you to press your body against his.

Due to him not using a cam on his streams, he sometimes asks (more like demands) you to pull up a chair next to him just so he can just feel you next to him, your hands playing absentmindedly with his free one, playing with his rings and slowly making your way onto his lap, where you have a better view of his monitors and an easier way to press kisses onto his freckled cheeks.

Words of affirmation — Much like any other person, Dream enjoys the simple reassurance that his partner appreciates him, a small "I love you." will cause him to shut down immediately. He as well is very vocal when it comes to his love for you, complimenting you on the daily and expressing how much you mean to him even when you've just woken up and you're pretty sure you're comparable to the girl from The Ring, but to him, you're breathtaking whenever and however.

He also likes the small moments you both spend at night in bed just whispering how much you love each other, soft giggles and the wet sounds of kisses resonating around the bedroom.

Dream's very fond of sending you short and sweet messages at random times of the day, even when you're a few inches away from him, he'll start giggling like a schoolgirl as he watches you read over his sappy message.

Quality time — He has a lot of free time on his hands when he's not working on content, and he prefers to spend it with you and his friends, going out to restaurants and just walking around, enjoying the time he can now spend outside without worrying about anyone recognising him.

Dream likes eating out with you a lot, before his face reveal dates consisted of whatever take out was available and some shitty movie Sapnap had chosen before falling asleep on the sofa. But now they consist of some fancy restaurant of his choosing and holding your hand over the table, thumb rubbing over your knuckles and talking about whatever.

Receiving/giving gifts — Dream LOVES spoiling you. I mean, have you seen how he acts with George? He's an unofficial sugar daddy for you both. He sees your eyes linger on some piece of jewellery or an item of clothing he thinks would look amazing on you, expect for it to appear in a little box or a bag on your bed the next day. He also goes all out on Valentine's Day, booking a table for two at a fancy restaurant and gets you a single rose, since he knows it's more meaningful than an extravagant bouquet of flowers (Don't let him fool you, he's given you many bouquets before.), and some small present he knows you'll love.

Like any other person, he likes receiving gifts, and can always count on you to get him something he will love, like a little teddy bear with a Sooners jersey one with his name on the back.

Acts of service — Although he's not very good at it, Dream does enjoy cooking for you at times, and although he does try and make the end product look fancy, you can always tell that it's box Mac and cheese or some fancy ramen he got out of a packet, but it's the thought that counts. He also is very keen on cleaning for you when he's over at your flat, he likes helping on mundane chores like washing and drying the dishes or lifting up furniture so you can reach those pesky corners full of dust.

SAPNAP.

Physical touch — Sap is very big on physical touch, he enjoys being close to you in any way he can, brushing his hand against the small of your back when he walks past you in the hallway, melting in your arms when you come behind him while he's on his computer and hugging him from behind, he lives for your affection.

He's also very cuddly during your down time together, needing to have you in his arms whenever he's sitting or lying down on the sofa and subconsciously gravitating towards your own body during nighttime, hands grabbing at your waist to pull you into his warmth.

Words of affirmation — I don't see Sapnap really being in touch with his emotions until further into your relationship, so at the beginning, you'd have to be the one to initiate that type of communication with him, but he won't actively confirm his feelings until a few months into your relationship.

Once he's comfortable, he will spend hours at a time just lying in bed with you murmuring about how much he cares for you, loves you, appreciates you being with him.

He's the kind of person to ignore any previous texts you've sent him just to send out an "I love you" text and go back to ignoring you.

He does really enjoy being reassured about your love for him as well, please cup his face in your hands and tell him how much you love him.

Quality time — Sapnap spends a lot of his time playing video games, we know that, so he doesn't really get much one on one time with you that isn't hanging out on a discord call together or having you perched up on his lap doing your own thing while he shouts obscenities at the other players.

So when you two get your time together, he makes the best of it, taking you to ridiculous places you'd never have gone to before, fancy restaurants that would inevitably end up giving you food poisoning, or just lying with you on the sofa watching a movie until George comes in and ruins it.

He honestly doesn't really care what you two do in your spare time, having your hand in his and listening to your ramble on about anything is enough for him, no matter the place or time.

Receiving/giving gifts — Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, Sapnap just buys your entire wishlist and watches your reaction when tons of boxes arrive at your porch, laughing and snickering as you run after him to chastise him for using up so much money on you.

But he doesn't care, he has money for a reason, and he likes the sparkle in your eye whenever he gives you something or he accepts some gift from you, he just enjoys spoiling you AND being spoiled.

Acts of service — When it comes to him, it's the little things. Standing in the corner of the kitchen waiting for you to ask him to cut or peel something, holding the Christmas decoration box while another hand lays on your back making sure you don't fall as you hang baubles on the tree, washing the dishes and cleaning up the kitchen after you make a meal for the both of you, brining you snacks or a proper meal when you're working… Just small things that show his affection towards you.

GEORGENOTFOUND.

Physical touch — George is not that big on physical touch, but he won't actively run away from it when presented with a hug or a kiss from you. He's not the type of person to initiate touch out of the blue, he's the type to take it slow and move towards a nice cuddle session while taking it easy.

But when you finally get him to yourself, know that he will be putty in your hands almost immediately, head slotted in your chest and eyes drooping closed, your warm touch and soft kisses and reassurance enough to send this man to sleep.

He's also the type to roll his eyes or groan out in disgust whenever you kiss him in public or in front of his friends, but secretly gets nervous and giddy whenever he sees you lean in to press your lips to his or move your hand to grasp his.

Words of affirmation — George isn't really good at expressing his emotions, but he does show them through other ways like his actions. That doesn't mean he won't ever say "I love you" or tell you how much he appreciates you, it's just very rare for him to actually find the words and way to express them to you.

He finds it easier to communicate those kinds of things through text, so expect a few messages written in such a way that are able to rival those 16th century love letters randomly sent throughout the day.

Quality time — George doesn't spend much time streaming (as we all know) so he's got quite a lot of time on his hands to spend with his friends and you, whether it's just sitting next to you while you work doing his own thing or actively going out on a date or staying inside to play a game together ( he always loses but makes you think that he did on purpose ).

Also please be the one to organise dates, because although George does reservate date nights at nice restaurants or clear his schedule to take you somewhere, he will forget. You'll be in the middle of a cuddle session with him, half watching the movie, half focusing on your boyfriend's pretty face when he suddenly jumps in place, eyes wide as he shouts about a reservation he just remembered. But he tries, at least. He won't always forget your reservations, but there will be a few moments where he does act like a dumbass.

Receiving/giving gifts — This man likes being spoiled, that's a given. See how happy he gets when Dream just takes out his credit card unasked? He's a prince who loves to be spoiled by his partner. So don't hesitate to get him something, even if it's a small thing like a scarf or a piece of jewellery you think would look good on him, he will take it and appreciate it a whole lot, even if it's the most useless thing in the world, he'll love it. It came from you, one of the people he loves the most and will treasure it as if it's the crown jewels themselves.

Acts of service — He's quite lazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean he won't do anything for you. As stated before, he doesn't really show his love through words, so his actions are the way to show his appreciation for you. He does chores for you around the house, the dishes, cleaning up any dirty laundry he can find strewn across the floor, cooking any random shit he can find and trying his best to make it look appetising for you, etc.

But apart from those mundane chores, he also does more little things like Sapnap: helping you with your makeup or hair or clothes, trailing after you while you cook waiting to help, instantly taking over whatever task you're working on whenever you need a break, making sure you're week hydrated and rested when you spend more time than usual in front of a screen.

WILBUR SOOT.

Physical touch — Wilburs a very touchy person as he's confirmed himself, always finding his hand wrapping around yours or resting on your shoulders, pulling your back to his chest so he can rest his chin on the crown of your head, enjoying how flustered you get whenever he pulls that kind of shit in public or around your friends.

He immediately gravitates towards you whenever you're both in the same place/room, his eyes finding yours and sending you a flashing smile before scurrying towards you just to press himself to your side, hand running over your back and busying himself with drawing on your skin; or if you're facing away from him when he finds you, he'll grab your waist from behind and watch you scream out of shock before hitting his chest, snickering as he pulls you into his arms.

Words of affirmation — Wilbur is a fucking poet when it comes to his love for you, spending hours at a time at his desk writing sickengly sweet verses in his little notebook about you and how fucking in love he is, leaving his notes around the house just so you'll pick them up and read through them, smiling brightly whenever you bring them back to him and ask him about it. He's very open with his love, whispering soft "I love you"s into your ear at random times of the day, strumming idly in his guitar and trying to find some type of melody that fits in with all the beautiful words he's written about you. Also expect lots of compliments through text as well, a "you look breathtaking today" sent when he's across the room from you, a goofy smile on his face as he watches you read it.

Quality time — It's the little things for Wil, like the feeling of lifting you in his arms and peppering kisses across your face the moment after a concert ends, adrenaline rushing through his veins making him more brave than usual; taking you out to bars and pubs with your friends just so you both can curl into one of the leather sofas and sip your drinks together; sitting on your bed while you scroll through your laptop as he strums on his guitar, singing softly to you or asking for your opinion on whatever riff he just came up with.

You don't really get much one-on-one dates. Let me explain. Wilbur tries his best to get a nice restaurant reservation, and when he finally gets a table, he's waiting for you to show up with a bright smile and a positive outlook on the evening, only for you to end up arriving with Tommy or James somehow tagging along with Wilbur when he leaves the office. Doesn't mean you don't have a nice time, though.

Receiving/giving gifts — Wilburs not a big gift giver, so he doesn't really mind if you don't either, but he will appreciate it massively if you do. Get him a new guitar and his old one will be out of the window (not actually, he'd probably give it to Tommy or just mount it on the wall), or some new sweaters that look amazing on him and he'll just burn every other item of clothing he owns. He isn't one to never buy stuff for his s/o, though, you see something you like and don't think you have enough for it? He's waving his card in front of your face. Tommy comments on something he heard you say you wanted? It's showing up a few days later. Also does his best to go all out on holidays/birthdays.

Acts of service — Wil enjoys showering with you a lot. Like just rubbing in the shampoo into your hair and playing with your locks, then leaning down so you can do the same to him? Peak acts of service for him. Also making tea for you (or coffee, but his specialty is tea) and bringing it to you on a cold night, cooking some recipe he saw online and making sure it's perfectly done so you're able to stomach it, and just doing chores around the house while you work or are busy.

Also will melt if you do small things like change his guitar strings or clean his desk while you're at his office.

[theultimatejackoff]

UJO LEFT SIDE SEMIFINALS

Our next fighters are both white, I think?

JACK MANIFOLD VS JACK FROST!

"one of my favorite streamers of all time. Please it would be so funny if he won"

Jack frost is the bringer of winter, wether he likes it or not!

[cdroloisms]

if you're still taking hot takes: a large portion of "dsmp" fanfics (sbi fics in particular) are actually just rpf fanfics about the ccs in alternate universes that claim to be about characters because that part of the fanbase views rpf as inherently immoral and thus feel the need to justify their rpf fics by slapping a /rp label on it

oh my goddd this one fr like "c!sbi is an established unit and then they adopt c!tommy into their family" is the premise of so many fics and THAT IS CC!SBI FANFIC. C!SBI DIDNT EXIST ??????? STRAIGHT UP DIDN'T EXIST . WHAT. "techno, wilbur, and philza made up the joint unit of sleepy boys inc and they adopted tommy within their ranks" is literally what happened with the streamers in real life like my god people . and when did that happen in the canon server lore ... ? LITERALLY NEVER ??

oftentimes fanfic in this fandom just borrows whatever dynamics they want from either the rpf or rp side like. "c!sbi versus c!dream" where the entire Point of it being "characters" is so that they can use their c!dream caricature evil dude (who coincidentally behaves literally nothing like c!dream)--like i'm sorry but i was here in 2020 and know what sleepytwt was like at the time, yall aint subtle (even if you're just carrying on the legacy of fandom members before you and dont actually even know the history you're writing lmao.)

[the-final-sif]

My take on CC boundaries is that CC boundaries should be treated the same way that you treat boundaries for literally anyone else you interact with online: a person's boundaries determine how you interact with the actual person in question.

If a CC doesn't like shipping, cool, do not send them/tag them in shipping content.

If a CC doesn't like NSFW, cool, do not send them/tag them in NSFW content.

The actual issue with a lot of shipping content is that people will force it down CCs throats, either people who disrespect boundaries by tweeting at the CC about it or people running to the CC about other people shipping trying to get the CC to be their anti-ship enforcer by shoving the content into the CC's face.

Don't ask CCs about fan content boundaries unless it's specifically about stuff you want to send to them for some reason (ie they're having a fanart contest and you want to know what's allowed). Otherwise, if they haven't stated that they're okay with being sent something, don't send it to them. It's that easy. If they've stated that they're fine with the topic at hand, then cool, send it to them.

If you have no intention of sending something to a CC, then you have no reason to ask them about their opinions on specific fan content. I see people do this when they're looking for an excuse to go harass other fans, or looking for a reason to feel justified in their shipping because of harassment. Don't do this. CC are not sheriffs to decide what fan content can and can't exist. Stop trying to use them like that. Let them do their own thing, and interact with them respectfully according to the boundaries that they establish. Don't force them into the very uncomfortable position of needing to be the moral authority of their fandom. It's weird as fuck and bad for everyone.

If a CC goes out of their way to seek out shipping content, then that's on them. They have every right to set their boundaries on what content they will and won't interact with, and people need to respect those boundaries in interactions. Fan content existing on it's own isn't really the content creator's business though.

This really isn't complicated. If a CC says they don't want to see something, then do not show it to them. But a CC saying that they don't want to see anything is not then a free pass to go harass other people who are existing in their private fan spaces. If you don't like seeing something, then block the tags/block the people and move on with your life. Everyone will be happier for it.

[bugflies00]

one of the worst things that can happen to a girl is stumbling across a /r tntduo fic that looks good with a good title and very promising tags along the lines of ‘making out’ and ‘homoerotic arguing’ but then upon closer inspection the summary contains the word ‘wine stream’

[damn-it-not-again]

I Miss 2020.

No, I don't mean all of the horrible things that happened. I don't mean the riots or the lockdown or the people dying. I mean the emotions I felt.

Yes, I was horrible mental health wise, but it was the happiest I have ever been.

I miss muting my classes to play minecraft instead of paying attention.

I miss watching dreamsmp streams way past my bed time.

I miss my friends being online 24/7 and getting a reply the moment you messaged them.

I miss the person I used to be.

I miss when all of my favorite creators weren't horrible people.

I miss when all of my favorite creators weren't cancelled for things people accused them of for clout.

I miss...

I miss...

I miss...

I.

miss.

[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

My problem with RPF in this fandom is that 99% of fics on ao3 about it is really RPS (real person shipping) cause RPF involves both romantic and platonic fics. The Dream smp is perfect for this. You can have a fic where DNF is real but you can also have a fic where Ranboo visits his British friends. It’s both still RPF but the first is romance and the second is platonic. Two different flavours of RPF but there’s a variety.

But hermit fans only think of RPF as shipping the creators, they’re really only on about RPS, not the other. Good freaking luck if you’re looking for hermit RPF that doesn’t involve shipping and especially if you’re looking for something that isn’t tagged M or E. There’s only three fics that aren’t about romance and I counted three that aren’t tag with romantic relationships but the additional tags and summaries are romantic.

There’s a lack of RPF that isn’t shipping and I think that’s my problem. “RPF is fine” but really it’s just RPS. Where’s the fics of Scar finally meeting Grian in person or fics where Pearl meets her cubito in the real world? All without romance. Their perspective of RPF is so very limited that seeing that meme annoys me.

“Just write it yourself!” Unfortunately I have a problem called ‘I can barely write the characters projected from the screen and I will tear at my hair if I dared write a real person just to get their personality incorrect’

I’m a perfectionist. Anyway SWITCH YOUR RPF UP THIS IS A THREAT. I need CC!Scar to take C!Scar to Disneyland.

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[1randomperson15]

Dear mcyt fandom,

I am here to inform you of the existence of the tag 'Not RPF' on ao3. It indicates that your fic is not RPF, please use it

- signed someone who will go crazy if they see another 'NOT THE CCS EW GROSS' in the tags or summaries of fics

[ghosthouses27]

Seeing how mcyt fans use the term RPF nowadays is kinda crazy cuz I used to read fanfic that literally cross referenced vlogs so they could accurately describe their favorite blorbo's real life bedroom

[swordfright]

Ouroboros | read on AO3

“There’s…” Dream turns his head to spit blood onto the obsidian floor. “I'm telling you, there’s something in the walls.”

The Warden has to resist the urge to roll his eyes. “You’re delirious.”

“No, Sam, seriously. I’m not fucking around. I might be—” he licks his lips, eyes darting feverishly. “I mean, yeah, I’m concussed, but I’m not an idiot.” Dream raises his head to look Sam in the eye, and there’s more certainty (more defiance) in that gaze than Sam has observed in months. “There’s something living in the walls. We’re not alone here.”

SUMMARY: A canon-divergent Daedalus Arc au! Pandora’s Vault develops sentience! Sam gets trapped in his own prison, but under much weirder circumstances this time!

STATUS:  Complete, 19/19 chapters, 98k words

WARNINGS:  Please read the tags on this fic thoroughly! There are descriptions of torture and injury, derealization, and unreality. Specific content warnings are posted in the notes of each chapter.

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Before you vote: This poll is about the content creators, NOT the characters. If you don’t ship them because you don’t ship rpf, hit the “non-rpf shipper button” option. If you ship the characters but not the real people, don’t bother saying that as that’s not the point of the poll.

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“there was a running bit in like 2021-2022 where tom would joke flirt with ranboo all the time and then later mentioned "there was some truth to it" so erm”

Submitted by @ccbeeduo

[roxiezsxx]

I have not posted here in a hit minute but God do I have things to say

Whatever happened to idk, just not interacting with fics you don't like, whatever happened to fandom rules.

People nowadays complain about real people fics yet when MCR and one direction were at the height of their popularity and got fics about the band members it was different.

I dislike spreading hate as much as the next person I am civil as I can be however the amount of disgusting Twitter DMS I get from writing RPF is astounding.

I'm not going to name any names as I don't want to start a witch hunt, but this is why I have in my bio, "don't like? Block!" that's there for a reason, I also only primarily tag real person fics tags so you have to search for them.

Anyways if we have to go back to the basics of teaching people fandom rules I will lose it, no matter how hard you try people will write stuff you are discomforted by and that's normal, all you do is block and move on. Don't harrass them,

SOS for the long ass rant I just had to get this off of my chest, requests are open and remembe I write for more than joost!! Just give me a fandom and a character and I'll write it lmfao

Edit: fixed spelling errors

[meraarts]

Sometimes I hesitate to reblog some cringy post thinking “are my followers gonna be annoyed to see this on their dash?” but then I remember tumblr is a pvp site and I renew my vow to become more annoying

[piniatafullofblood]

ending up learning things about fandoms that are important to my mutuals just by scrolling through my dash. like I don’t know anything about the beatles rpf shipping or hannibal or the dsmp but now I do and I think that’s rlly fun