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instead of "median and monoconscious" i propose that systems who are median and monoconscious refer to themselves as M&Ms
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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
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one eggs
anon what could this possibly mean. anon
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Gruel appreciation post
No cutlery provided. Use your hands.
Too hot, then slopped into cupped hands. Lose your meal or try to hold it through the pain.
Hand-feeding a sick friend or lover.
Malnutrition and vitamin deficiency from having the same meal over and over.
Too watery to eat properly.
Uncooked and hard to chew.
#thought this was an old tumblr shitpost until i saw the “food whump” tag /pos#i like this.... will be considering
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GODDAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO MY WIFE (GEM)
he's gonna piss me off so much... we might have a chance but dear god he pines over me I might just kill him out of spite
uh-oh! you’re stuck in double life! spin the wheel to find out which life series member the string of fate has tied you to.
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New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#mine is okay but i got curious and tried a friends once dont ask#i think i lkke mine bcs im used to it but other peoples blood taste very different#different iron levels i think#it tastes wrong i dont like the taste of other peoples blood#edit: hold up i checked the notes people are thinking about raw meats for this not straight up blood??
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excerpt from the notes doc aka the system groupchat how do we tell who's who you ask? we remeber
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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about
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Why do people make it seem like I hate everyone bc I don't love them. Like no you're a major bitch that's why I hate you.
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How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out
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My designs for all of these freaks.. thank you forsaken roblox for getting me through midterms
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