#drunk idiots

[ratatatastic]

no. no i really wasnt joking that if you were tired of the we are the champions song you probably shouldnt watch the clips of the cats at e11even. thats. all. they're. playing.

ANWAYS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS PLAY IT A THIRD TIME DJ BLAST IT BABEY

6.27.24 (x)

[lui-chan]

The twins had a lil too much, especially the gal! Her gut is goin' nuts!

Done by @/hungryorion !

[whosname]

Stop talking about silly things and drink!

[filifucks]

can we talk about s3 ep8 (londons viaduct pub) theyre literally just being drunk idiots drinking gin and giggling at ex*cut*on breakfast.

[roguetiger-ao3]

Instantly my mind pictured Nicole talking to Wynonna and then it went "Yeah, then five seconds and several drinks later, Wavery would pop up to be the voice of reason and scold both of them."

And now I have the urge to watch 207, 307 and the love drunk 407.

Writing Prompt #2734

He rubbed at his temples and turned away from his companions. "You know what? I'm not telling you when your ideas are stupid any more. You can figure it out on your own."

[i-ate-the-rats]

hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).

[seedyclothes]

(via Don't be Drunk and Stupid Photographic Print by SeedyClothes)

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

james potter’s OG Hoes™️ (some of them ain’t loyal)

close ups and the sketch bc i like it a lot:

[ghostr0tz]

too much angst content with their past , I NEED THEM TO BE SILLY AND STUPID TOGETHER !!!!!!!

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your character like this

[heohl-art]

Drunk, together, in 1941 = ineffable perfection✨🌹

• You're as pretty as a picture • (listen to this Al Bowlly song✨)

Here's the thing, I saw online a beautiful pic with a man and a woman in this pose and I HAD TO draw them like this🌹✨ A little pause from my comics~

notes: Yes, that's Aziraphale's face when he says "bouillabaisse" (I wanted to draw that face for so long!); I love pomegranate and it kinda fit in, don't you agree?🤭

[a-bored-idiot]

Drunk Voldemort

Ever thought about how Voldemort would act when drunk/high???

Fucking clingy- the guy didn't get a bit of affection as a child, and his cravings show when drunk... Harry cant get the weird snake-man off of himself

Whiny- He loves attention, but complaining when sober is beneath him (excluding fits of rage), so Harry has to deal with complaints about cold weather and scratchy scales

Talkative- His hidden nerd comes out, so Harry, whose biggest interest in school was survival has to deal with drunken lectures of a genius who is overenthusiastic about some obscure shit like horcruxes, soul theory, and torture methods (obv. Harry is completely lost)

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Erik accompaning Charles to fancy parties and feeling like the odd one out, watching how smoothy Charles flirts with all these beautiful women yet... never leaves with any?

Instead, he makes Erik drive him home because he's "far too drunk to drive" and even has him carry him upstairs. Charles is half asleep, but he keeps demanding Erik play with him, calling him a coward and 'What? Dont think you can beat a drunk man?' Only to stare at him half the game.

It makes Erik a bit uncomfortable, panicking because he's worried he's reading his mind about him. And he is. He so is. Hearing how cute Magnus thinks he is when like this and how happy he is to know THIS version of charles.

The one fussing and whining about the game, teasing him all the time, and sprawoed out in his bed like a pathetic disaster. He talks to erik in his brain semi on accident, laying here and talking about how sweet Erik is to him, how he treats him like a real person and how happy he is to have a true friend that isnt just out for his assets.

He hears erik quickly, thinking about an ass joke, and bursts out laughing like the little maniac that he is. Eriks so nervous that hes sitting here with a lopsided smile, sweating bullets, wondering how many drinks he really had and if he was okay with the joke or not only for Charles to kiss the hell out of him.

So now, Everything is silent but the conversation in their head is beautiful, the kisses are everything they've ever wanted but the moment erik tries to put a hand up his shirt, Charles slaps his hand like a grandma slapping you for trying to take fresh baked cookies.

The metal that was once floating clanks onto the ground. Erik is so scared that hes made him uncomfortable, but Charles giggles again, absolutely having a fit of them only to put his ear to eriks chest, trying to drown out all the sounds in his head.

It's really not rocket science to understand, so quickly in his brain, he puts together that perhaps Charles doesn't fancy anyone in that way. It's why he leaves the girls at the bar. It's why he's laid out on his chest right now, practically snoring.

For a few minutes he just lays here contemplating if he should leave, if he should touch him anymore only for Charles to put his hand on his back and another on his head. "Stay.."

It leaves Erik staring at the ceiling, grinning like an idiot and wondering what he was going to tell Hank in the morning...

[eroticomens]

i love how the general consensus is, wade seeing anything logan does = "thats so sexy" and it could be literally anything like logan licking the grease off a hamburger wrapper and wade's like damn girl u get that burger

[wikiphilia]

Photographic narcissist

[eliashirsch]

Drunk Iceman Is A Different Beast (1/3)

When alcohol makes you forget you're supposed to not kiss him in public but he looks too cute not to :3

click here for part 2 // part 3