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green-alien-turdz · 1 month ago

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Sick of shit.

#my art #sp fanart #south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #south park fanart #fanart #this is ass but my hand is swollen as fuck after drunk shit #gotta stop hittin crap #sorry for bein gone so long #ion think i can do that commission stuff but thank you to everyone who was so kind to me #thank you to everyone who has also wished me well since #you guys are all so fuckin amazin n i hope ya know that

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 6 months ago

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No... How can this be?

Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...

Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!

You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.

And now we’re going to get drunk together.

That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!

And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.

And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…

EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #please ignore chat saying 'oh brother this guy stinks' there are just being judgmental over the boxed wine #its cheaper ok. be nice. he got fired.#i want to get drunk off my ass with gabe it would not end well but i want to #chat how would v1 drink #option 1 - just pours it on themselves #option 2 - someone has to drink it and then v1 can absorb it from their blood #i think option 2. for. um. the plot :]#daddy's sippy cup implies that it could belong to the father but then he says its his favorite wine glass. the implications of this.#who is calling him daddy. other than himself. did he give himself that title #sweetie half my twitter timeline refers to you as their wife

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sov666sov · 7 months ago

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Okay so HEAR ME OUT......

HC where Bi-Han gets drunk easy so alcohol makes him more ....

KIND.... AND .... CLINGY....to the point that he will cling at you like his life depend on you

The more he drink the more he...yk..do things that he sober will NEVER do

he like sooo easy to drunk that even few drops make him dizzy and he can mumbles sitting at table say some stupid shit ( i think it's funny)

Please see my vision i begging you

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stabbingandorbeingstabbed · 3 months ago

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okay ill say it im terrified that the funeral garb and the dying flowers imagery and ending on " so long and goodnight" is a portent of an imminent vigil on birds and glass 2 can someone hold my hand

#i hate to be a doomer but like....................................................... idk guys #also im VERY drunk so take it with a grain of salt but my ass is scared as hell :-(

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v1codn · 5 months ago

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driven under the influence

#no WAY his drunk ass didnt jump that sack of bones immediately #this isnt freaky ok its just tense. guys #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #v1codoodle #also HIII

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gas-station-chai · 5 months ago

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Au where jack grows a full kieffer plant behind the gas station and it imprints on him like a baby duck

#tftgs jack #tftgs #tales from the gas station #jack townsend #congrats man you’re a dad to the town mayor now #just imagine a drunk grown-ass old man stumbling everywhere after jack #being silly with this idea. I just really like kieffer #weird little plant freak /affectionate #chai guy rambles

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vaynglories · 1 year ago

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one of those "steal his look" bird memes but it's this guy and his look is just a white sleeveless tanktop

#steal his look: the kererū!#there's one that's taken up residence in the trees next door and i see its fat ass regularly testing the weight capacity on those branches #love these guys. they'll eat the fermented fruit off your trees and fall passed-out drunk in ur backyard #wild shrieks.txt #birds #kererū

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blood-mocha-latte · 1 year ago

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#rie posts #sometimes you just gotta make a shitty ass edit with screencaps you've used thousands of times before guys yaknow #anyways i'm fine it's fine #but i cannot for the LIFE of me find the source of the damn quote so as soon as i do that will be credited but for right now know that it i #a) not my quote #b) scrapbooked here #and c) will hopefully be found shortly #anyways the i call the vibe of this edit 'kind of drunk at your fiancees parents house at two in the afternoon on thanksgiving'#ok that's enough talking i hope y'all like it i love you all and also happy joe toye day this is my contribution okay bye #band of brothers #hbo war #luztoye #george luz #joe toye #joe toye day #<- very official tag!

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94badbye · 11 months ago

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i have a kazuto headcanon that basically consists of him being an emotional mess whenever he gets drunk (and yeah maybe i'm being a little self-indulgent, but who cares).

he can't help it. he has one drink with vodka and has to fight back tears when he thinks of his friends.

he takes asuna's hand and says you're so pretty and smart and your voice is so beautiful, do you want to date me? please date me as if they aren't basically a married couple.

he looks at sinon and literally cries you're so cool, do you know that? we're best friends, oh my god, we're literally best friends.

when kazuto gets drunk he always searches for sugu so he can hold her hand, and keeps laughing and saying i'm so proud of you you're so nice i love being your brother i love you.

the first time he got drunk, he hugged tsuboi so hard that kazuto almost broke his ribs, and then managed to say something along the lines of i love you so much man you were the first friend i ever had, and tsuboi couldn't stop laughing.

asuna has to keep his phone away from him because kazuto aways tries to send his friends drunk voice messages saying he loves them. she tried to hold his hand and calm him down once and he literally glared at her and said excuse me i have a girlfriend. she didn't know whether she wanted to cry or to punch him in the face.

#the first time i got drunk i wanted to cry my ass out #i texted my friends so many times saying i loved them that they thought i was dying or smth #kazuto is a silly silly silly guy #he'd blush and be all shy whenever asuna got close to him #and then he would wake up the next day and feel stupid #because that's how alcohol works honestly #sword art online #kirigaya kazuto #kirito #asuna yuuki

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isdalinarhot · 1 month ago

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In Oathbringer flashbacks when the palace is out of violet wine/he doesn’t want Gavilar to know he’s been drinking, he instead turns to drinking in public instead of in private. This is due to a special quirk of Dalinar called “he has never paid money for booze in his life”

#luke.txt #drunkposting #he’s soooo lucky he can just get everclear from a random ass homeless guy #instead of having to spend 98 bucks getting drunk at the bar #god I hate bars. why does one singular shot of flavored Smirnoff cost 7 dollars. fuck you. I could drink half a bottle with that price #if I bought it through a liquor store. fuck you.#but then again I am the opposite of a social drinker I hole myself away in my bathroom and do the sordid deed like I am a wounded dying dog

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joelletwo · 10 months ago

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[ID from alt: natsuyuu matonato fanart done with sketched-in shading. natori, casually dressed, is slouching back onto matoba, who kneels behind him in his usual kimono and leans in close to smile at him.]

HELLO. i still love them forever

#art tag #natsume yuujinchou #would you believe i worked on putting color on this for like. possibly three hours #and then decided nothing i was doing looked better than just plain values. so!#and also. matoba looks a little creachery. well he is a little creature. natori who is both the most normal and the most extra #guy of all time and he's married to the creepiest guy on the planet and they have a beautiful life togehter #exe #altho i dont know if this is at the point of them having a beautiful life together actually. i changed up the expressions to be more. ambig #this could be natori playing it extremely cool while matoba menaces at him. this could be natori two seconds away from blowing up #when matoba negs him after natori was trying to put out (end tag) an olive branch a thousandth time #this could be they are inadvisably drunk as hell together. or natori just got his ass kicked on a job.#or maybe they are happily married and hanging out for fun! call in now with your votes

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comas-are-for-sleeping · 3 months ago

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imagine the whitest cis gay guy ever. mhm. yup. thats the guy. yeah so he thinks t4t means twink for twink

#he is in his thirties #he wears little white shorts and striped short sleeve button downs #sunglasses are an essential #basically who youre picturing is a ken doll with some pink vodka cocktail #when his nephew tells him hes trans he is blandly supportive #he is perfect with making the pronoun and name switch #and it the first one to support him in any form medical transition #but he has told this nephew three times that he doesnt really get it #like i support you obviously but like.. isnt it really hard?#hes turning into a whole ass oc #jesus #if you made it this far we should like get married i think #anyway this is based on the ciswhitegay guys at the trans march #who very clearly misread the vibes of the event #and are incredibly drunk #<not really in an offputting way #but like to me the trans march is… its not a pride parade #and also theres a 21+ party after get drunk there #like this is a liiiittle bit more protest-based #but i am also somewhat of a rigid freak #rambles #winter stfu #.

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toxicroyjamie · 4 months ago

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vent ⬇️

#oc #I was out drinking last night for my fiancee's birthday and this guy was talking to us and I stopped and took a picture with him #because he said he was gonna give us free tacos from his taco truck #so I'm like posing with him outside the truck and he puts his arm around me and grabs my ass #and he reached up my shorts and put his finger in my fucking asshole #and I let him touch me for like 30 seconds while my fiancee was standing right there because I was drunk and I just fucking froze #literally didn't stop him until he was inside me #and THEN I freaked out and started crying and ruined the night #I just feel like a total piece of shit #I'm such a worthless fucking idiot #I'm sorry I don't know why im posting this here I just feel like I have more of a community here so. if anyone's experienced #something similar and/or you have any words of support I'd really appreciate hearing from you #I'm not in a good place I think I'm overreacting because of csa trauma #idk

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shoutydwarf · 8 months ago

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but also i don’t find oghren hard to talk about at all. he makes some misogynistic comments womp womp half of y’all have jerked off to the cullen tiddy fic i don’t wanna hear it.

#standing a genocidal cop but clutching your pearls over a drunk guy telling you you got a fat ass #relax pal.

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velarisdusk · 4 months ago

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NOOOO I JUST TOOK SIX BIG ASS GULPS OF FIREBALL I WAS TRYING TO BE COOL AND OUTDRINK MY FRIENDS (i did 😈) BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER I REALIZED IT WAS A MISTAKE

#gonna be waiting in line out in the florida sun #have only eaten a grilled cheese and a snack size bag of fritos today #i hope i don’t pass out #i saw a guy my freshman year #he was drunk off his ass in the line right in front of me and my best friend #and he passed out #the paramedics had to put him on a stretcher and wheel him out #that cannot be me bro #i’m too sexy #OH also took two hits of my friends cart so #😃#maybe i’ll be drunk posting later (hopefully not)

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briankang · 5 months ago

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you really have to laugh

#mark and got7 being victims in that situation and then trying to say that shit ooooh my god lmao #all to defend your drunk driving ass guy like bffr #tay talks

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