#drunk animals

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hesitationmarx]

check these badasses god i love bats

[bonefall]

Hope you don't mind I re-posted your ask so that I can toss this under a cut, I don't want to spook anyone because this picture could be alarming to anyone just quick scrolling down the dash lmao

CW: Drunk birds (They look dead but they're ok!) and discussion of alcohol from fermented rowanberries

@hoofhound

"on fermentation

can they eat the berry

(the birds are alive and well it is commonplace to see them passed out after eating fermented berries and passerbys pick them up and set them on the side safely until they wake up :) )"

Yes! The cats can eat the berry; but only when they're ripe and fermented like this. Immature rowan berries have parasorbic acid, which is harmful to both people and cats.

However- cats have an extremely low tolerance for alcohol because they are obligate carnivores. They can't eat as many as even a tiny little waxwing. Remember that a single shot of vodka is fatally poisonous to a cat.

I'll make a rough estimate until I can make an official entry with REAL math and say 1 berry = 1 beer.

So as long as they're not munching an entire bushel of rowanberries, and this should be fine to get your Clan drunk.

[thisdrinkinglife]

When Monkeys Drink Beer

From the BBC show Weird Nature showing the monkeys of St Kitts who have acquired a taste for alcohol http://thisdrinkinglife.com/monkeys-drink-beer/

[nekoo3001]

Proud dad🍻

[coffin-spider]

*Click Click*

We all love lain ♡♥︎♡

[smellroy]

In honor of OH MY G*D THEY F*CKING FOUND HIM….?

[chuuyaxsupremacy9]

Dazai, drunk: I'm in love with Chuuya-kun...like I'm mesmerized everytime he fights bad guys

Chuuya:

Dazai: you won't tell him right?

Chuuya, trying not to laugh: no, I swear that I won't

Ango: facepalming

[cubbihue]

What is irep and Goldie(the triangle fairy) up to in this au?

Goldie!!!! Hihihi hello!!! Goldie is a Leisure Fairy! She specializes in Light Magic, so she goes around bringing sunlight to different parts of the world on Earth. Whenever a child prays or makes a shrine asking for sunlight, she responds to it!!

She has a very bubbly and bright (hah) personality!!!!!! On the surface. Goldie has a reputation to maintain as the "cutesy happy-go-lucky sunlight fairy", but in truth, she's pretty jaded for a fairy. She drops this facade around her close friends.

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[leasagna-lea]

‘tis the season

Yuri Briar family guy death pose

[13curses]

choso adores playing with your arousal. so fucking much, good grief. mdni.

ever since your first time together, he has not been able to hold back a raspy, broken gasp while entering you, enjoying how welcome he is in your tight, mushy, but foremost drenched hole. with every thrust, his cock gradually gains more shimmer ‘cause of your juices. the sopping sounds are his favorite song track.

so with every new occasion, choso “wastes” more and more time feasting his eyes on the wet rosebuds below him. you have to buck your hips to urge him to enter you, for which he apologizes sheepishly.

he's had enough of being rushed when he's just trying to appreciate your cunt. he asks you,

“can i please play with your pussy?”

you giggle and tell him of course—but his definition of playing isn't what you had in mind. he parts your legs then reaches for your core. his cold fingerpads stick to your warm folds, spreading them, the separation causing a string of wet connection. he gulps.

his thumb is caressing your clit, which, despite being erect, is very mushy and lovely under his calloused digit. sidenote, choso loves rubbing you through cottony underwear; it feels so thin when it's soaked through, but you barely notice his kinkiness while he's near fingering you through the drowned texture, as the pleasure is intoxicating for both of you.

he continues toying with your sensitive bud before rotating his wrist to put his middle finger at your entrance, slipping in quick and easy. you moan at the careful but desperate act, instantly clamping down on him. choso's big hand tenses up as he starts rotating his finger.

“cho—more, please..”

“more, more..” he murmurs back in a frenzy, as lustful as you are, joining with his ring digit.

he closes his eyes, face flushing as he blindly plays with your insides, fixated on the hot fluids within your rubbery walls. not prioritizing your g-spot, but when he reaches the rough curve, a scratchy whimper escapes him.

he removes his hand, witnessing how your wet marked him with glisten. choso extends his fingers and your arousal creates a honey-like thread between them.

“oh, fuck me.” he groans, approximately drooling at the sight. he satisfies his salivating mouth by shoving his digits inside his mouth, tonguing them like he's sucking in a sickeningly sweet syrup.

you pulsate at the sight, clenching around nothing, the sight of him going dumb from you without even stimulating the nerves of his cock physically.

you don't have to beg for him to touch you, it would be like asking an addict if they crave more. he dives face first into your pussy, hissing at the way his hard cock brushes against the sleek sheets. he pushes your bent knees against your collarbones, holding your thighs up slash down. he begins by sucking on your sweet, sweet clit, dragging his mouth away to watch your arousal blend with his spit.

he toys with your nectar in every bit, shape and form. delving in with his nose, and for god's sake, even rubbing his cheeks into your slick at times. whenever your fluids slosh in the air as he palms or fingers you into oblivion, he chuckles to himself in a dazed, drunk tone. he solely makes you cum to have you spill over the bed, giving him more, more and more to drink and toy with.

good luck getting him to wash his sticky hands, lips and face.

[extrashortshorts]

Short hang out

Those two are biased so no hard feelings

[retrogamingblog2]

[aqrestte]

Are you a fan of mayura and hawkmoth ship?

Yes I like HawkYura but I prefer GabeNath more