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witchofthemidlands · 24 days ago

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digging my grave <3

#wraps myself around agatha in her grave #completely understand why wanda dropped wundagore on herself #had to go scream into my toilet #agatha harkness #rio vidal #agathario #agatha all along #kathryn hahn #aubrey plaza #marvel #agatha all along spoilers

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weaponizedducks · 2 months ago

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if x men and avengers were in the same universe i just know the x men would fucking despise the avengers. the absolute one sided beef they would have with them. 1 because the avengers are all superpowered and shit and ppl love them and meanwhile the x men over there getting hatecrimed for literally existing. like guess who owes trillions of dollars in property damage and citizen casualties. not the x men bitch!!

2 because the x men fucking love having beef

#ok magneto would refuse to fight them #he'd be like wreaking cunty gay villainy on nyc #like the dramatic bitch he is #and the avengers would show up and as soon as m realises it isn't charles he'd drop a toilet block on them or smthn and cuntily hover away #x men #xmcu #x men first class #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #the avengers #cherik #they're present in everything i write

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hy4c1nthh · 16 days ago

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terukanemaxxing

#they make me feel sick #gonna drop a pipe bomb on them #tbhk #jshk #toilet bound hanako kun #jibaku shonen hanako kun #minamoto teru #akane aoi #aoi akane #????#teru minamoto #terukane #art #artists on tumblr

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iamhereinthebg · 10 months ago

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Gift

#jshk #aoi akane #mirai #jibaku shounen hanako kun #jibaku shonen hanako kun #my art #I get to be emo about them yay #toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk #Akane giving a name to Mirai is really personnal #same for Mirai being the only one calling him just Akane #12 yo clock keeper Akane making cameos let s gooo #proclaiming the title of the clock keepers fan n1 since there is no one else in line sojdjkd #we re dropping in the stratosphere with this one boys #they destroy me

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amanitacurses · 1 year ago

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#terukane #minamoto teru #aoi akane #jshk teru #jshk akane #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #tbhk teru #tbhk akane #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #oh shit new au just dropped #chapter 108 has given me this horrible- terrible thing called /motivation/#/feels/ and ideas and THOUGHTS #anyway enjoy #babey gave me the idea i am merely the means to an end here #angel-fallen angel au

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bigmammallama5 · 17 days ago

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well. at least NC did okay besides the presidential seat. dem governor and lt governor, dem nc schools superintendent (his opponent was a literal fucking nazi), dem nc attorney general, and we broke the gop supermajority (again) in the state house. so maybe we can do stuff locally.

#stupid rant is stupid #us politics #i hope he fucking drops dead on his toilet #someone can shoot mr eyeliner too #fucking white people

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year ago

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Tony: Do you even have any life goals other than spiderman?

Peter: I have been banned from every fast food place in Queens except for the Mcdonalds one block away from the Tower. I don't know what their limit is but I will find it.

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honeygrahambitch · 1 month ago

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Hannibal walked into the bedroom with what Will recognized to be his "angel" face. He often put it on when he needed Will's help because his own skills were not fit to fix the mess which he himself had caused.

"Will..."

"What did you do?"

"What makes you think..."

"Cut the crap."

"I accidentally dropped one of my favorite tie pins in the toilet while I was adjusting my tie."

Will's face softened and he burst out laughing. Little did he know that he won't be laughing for long.

"Can you get it back?"

"Sorry?" Will asked as he was still breathing heavily.

"I was very fond of it."

"Why don't you fish it yourself?"

"I..." Hannibal mumbled. "I wouldn't really like that."

"And you think that I would?" Will said as he got up from the bed and headed towards the bathroom more or less accidentally bumping into Hannibal's shoulder. "I married a princess."

"I love you." Hannibal replied as he followed Will cheerfully.

#pov i just dropped my lipstick in the toilet and i needed to turn this into something funny #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #blue writes #hannibal fanfiction

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flamemons · 3 months ago

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#top drawing is silly thoughts i had for the ancient warriors following their kids around and watching them live out their lives #and getting SUPER invested #edit: ive gotta explain myself in the tags hi #so mercuremons egg baby is a gotsumon and hes just got no eyes #and hes in charge of installing toilets in the gotsumon village now #its the highest honor #and grottomons egg baby is the baby bro of the mushroommon brothers now #and he is SO good at digging and landscaping and the floramon love him #dont ask him to plant anything but if you section off an area and drop him in there #then hes gonna fucking LEVEL the ground #if you need tilled soil hes your guy #and arbormons egg baby is that little burger baby but hes got a leaf growing out of his head because it makes me laugh #hes a baby but hes so good at eating burgers. maybe...TOO good....#maybe one day his burgermon parents can teach him how to actually make burgers #litte did they know in another life this baby kidnapped their dad....

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mysteriousmissme · 4 months ago

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i’ve missed the toilet trio so much i miss when they go on their silly supernatural adventures like i need more of it when they go back to their og timeline :,)