#dreaming of death!quackity.

[somerandomcryptid]

Take some icarus duo art

Lyrics behind them are from the song White rabbit, by Liliana Wild (specifically the jawster remix because I like the sound of that one more)

Obligatory disclaimer that despite the song being like, about a romantic/sexual relationship that is NOT what Cryptid and Quackity relationship is they are platonic this song just happened to fit the vibe in other way

Also, Quackity is not scarred up/has his wings because of reasons I didn't forget or anything like that (Cryptid can restore them in a sort of... Physical illusion. They aren't permanent, Cryptid has to be around and actively like. Putting focus to it. It's weird)

I have a lot of things I could say about them honestly.... but my thoughts aren't formulated to give proper ramble rn.

(for dreaming of death my au of the fic penpal by @calamari-minecraft-corner)

[zorishy]

Ode To L’Manberg: My Unfinished Symphony

I’m back with the second work in my series presenting story of L’Manberg as written in my main DSMP au (Symphony of Gods and Dreamers). The lore dumps I have posted about this au can be found under the Zorishy’s Bursona Lore tag.

This poster covers the events of the Manberg vs. Pogtopia arc.

AU specific details in this poster:

Fundy has been aged down

Sally burned the flag and delivered Fundy’s “You had a dream and I followed it” line

Tubbo escaped the Manberg festival without being executed

Technoblade had no involvement in L’Manberg during this arc, only Pogtopia

Dream also had no involvement in this arc

Dream already had the revival book before the events of the server

Wilbur was badly injured in the explosion of L’Manberg and Phil killed him out of mercy

The button in the final control room was armed with TNT

The button Wilbur pressed to blow up L’Manberg was the one in the final control room

[cherryskeletoncake]

Thinking about techno and quackity in the dream smp… such a unique dynamic <3

[kuuyooo]

God being a dsmp fan on tiktok Is fucking terrifying because you'll never know if you'll wake up with your whole address leaked to the internet by some kpop fans or literally getting a shit ton of death threats because your a dsmp fan💀

[andhyssops]

Tntduo death note au idk

this one actually got me started on an animatic so here's the wip of that <3 everyone go listen to the deathnote musical rn

[barzfrommarz]

all these dsmp characters coming back is making my brain think of the possibility of cc!w!lbvr trying to bring him back....

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

ANYWAYS, QUACKITYSWEEP!!!

[summerspectre]

"You won," Quackity smiled, blood dripping from his busted lips. He laughed. "You actually won, man!"

Legends would echo the walls of the universe, of Quackity's valiant effort to make out with Joe Hills only to be stabbed in the back by the gender nonconforming foe. A girlboyboss, some would call him. Others would simply call it the Hills massacre.

Still, bringing a sword to a fistfight would ultimately be Quackity's demise here. While his soldiers stripped their uniforms in naked, queer solidarity, their general fell to his knees, covered in blood, as any sexyman should fall.

"Quackity, I..." Etho tried to push back any emotion, he had to remain strong for his Ethogirl Army which stood behind him weeping. Instead, he stepped forward and knelt in front of his ally, kissing his forehead. "Thank you, Quackity."

Tears mixed with blood and laughter, Etho helped Quackity lay back to rest in peace. He hoped they would preserve the body, preserve this memory.

Etho turned to his rallying crowd of defenders, as soon as Quackity's eyes fell shut and his breaths fell to silence.

"We fight for Quackity." Etho declared. "We fight for the fallen."

[err0r-t4ken]

Hit

Tws: Death threats, vomit mentioned

Dream hadn't thought Sam was dumb enough to fall for his trick. Honestly he'd assumed that he would just get his normal level of pissed off and threaten him to make sure he never tried it again. And it would be over. He didn't expect Sam to believe him. Or to get extremely pissed off and shove him down to the floor.

"What? Isn't this what you wanted to happen, prisoner?"

He coughed, backing up quickly as his communicator skittered across the floor, his eyes darted over as Sam picked it up, his eyes jumping to the first message that appeared on the screen.

"Inmate."

The prisoner froze on the spot, glaring up at the Warden as the device was tossed at him.

"You haven't been trying to break out of here have you? Because that would directly go against the rules of the prison. I mean surely you wouldn't try to lie about the conditions in here. You wouldn't be trying to convince people to visit or to pity you. Would you?" The Warden spat out the words, watching with an amount of sickening joy as the fragile man flinched.

"Open the fucking app. Go on. I need you to post something to fix this fucking mess." He brought the axe down against the inmate's neck, watching over his shoulder as the message was typed.

Dream's hands shook as he typed out the message, noting the way Sam would shift his weight forward when he started to type something less than agreeable.

Finally Sam took the metal box and typed something in. He stood there for a few moments as he set up a new program before handing the communicator back to the prisoner.

"If I see you posting any other shit it's going to Quackity. Am I understood?"

Dream's eyes went wide for a few fleeting moments before he lowered his gaze again, hands shaking as they grasped onto his weak connection to the outside world.

"Yessir, I understand." His submission tasted like vomit in his mouth.

"Good. You're lucky I'm so kind to you. I could have killed you for this. Do you understand? I will fucking kill you. You'd better start behaving because no-one wants a pet who's forgotten their place." He sighed. "I'm only looking out for you."

A firm hand came down on his head, ruffling the hair on his head before gently petting it away from his face.

"Just behave, Dream. I'm protecting you."

[somerandomcryptid]

I sketched a a little Dreaming of death meme because it's been a few days. Also they live in my brain rent free

Wait shit that's meant to say 'adult' not 'old'.... Oops

Sorry guys 😅 (talking to the 3 men who are literally in their 20s)

Cryptid has a type(/platonic)....

Dod!Cryptid: *sees a manipulative man* do you want to raise me and devastate me emotionally?

Haha they don't have lasting trauma from any of these people.

Ah shit didn't even add Wilbur... He's also in this list actually. He does less damage though.

(Dreaming of death is an au of the fic Penpal by @calamari-minecraft-corner)

[zorishy]

DSMP AU lore post

🟢DSMP

Doomsday this one is a bit of a long post

TW: ‼️Major character/animal death‼️

Tommy had managed to slip away from the campsite while Dream was out doing something. He ran and he ran as far away as he could, up into the nearby mountains. The cold bit at his extremities through his lackluster clothing. He thought for sure he was going to die out here (not that that would be worse than his current situation in exile) until he came across a cabin in the woods near the peak of the mountain. 

He found his way in through an open window, proceeding to ransack the kitchen for any food. Tommy had made his way through several pieces of golden apple pie and half a steak when he heard footsteps coming. He quickly looked for a place to hide, opting for a small space underneath the sink. To Tommy’s surprise, the man who walked into the room was none other than Technoblade and following close behind the piglin was Dream.

”Technoblade, L’Manberg is a problem and you know it! They tried to kill you, they exiled poor Tommy. He’s starving alone in the woods because of them.” Dream said, clearly trying to manipulate Techno.

Tommy practically growled from how angry that made him. How could that monster pretend to care about him.

”I know, I want it gone too Dream, but think of the people livin’ there. This isn’t like most empires Dream, they’re my family.”

“And they’ve turned against you, if we don’t act now they might even turn Phil against you! We need to burn that place to the ground before we lose our chance.”

Technoblade paused at that. Of course Dream had to drag Philza into this. He knew that out of everyone he could use to manipulate Techno, it was his best friend.

“Fine,” Techno began, “Go find Phil, we’ll attack at dawn.” Technoblade walked out the back door, heading off into the woods. Dream left not long after.

Tommy sat there for a moment, dozens of questions swirling in his head. Why is Dream here? Why is Techno working with him? What does Phil have to do with this. They’re going to attack L’Manberg- they’re going to attack L’Manberg. The realization hit Tommy like a truck. The blonde scrambled out from under the sink and made his way outside, stealing one of Technoblade’s horses before galloping off in the direction of L’Manberg. Coming back now would mean a sentence in Pandora’s Vault but that didn’t matter right now. He had to warn them, he had to.

It was a normal morning in L’Manberg, the sun was just below the horizon, staining the dark sky with a faint orange to the east. President Tubbo stared out over the city from his bedroom window, watching as dark clouds loomed in the distance. It was going to storm later today. Ranboo slept soundly on the bed behind the president, a pillow carefully nestled in his arms so he wouldn’t realize their lover had gotten up. Tubbo had just turned away from the glass when he suddenly heard shouting in the distance. He turned back just in time to see a cremello horse rear up on its hind legs in the center of down, a familiar figure sitting atop its back.

Town square was crowded and full of people murmuring to one another when the president arrived. Quackity pushed people aside to clear a path for Tubbo so he could see what all the commotion is about. In the very center of town, struggling against the grips of two police officers, was Tommyinnit. Just off to the side, Ghostbur was trying to calm the stolen horse that had been spooked by the police. 

“TOM SIMONS INNIT!” Tubbo shouted over the commotion, anger clear in his tone. 

Everything stopped. Tommy looked up at his childhood friend like a deer in headlights. “Oh Tubbo! This is perfect! I need to talk to you, Dream, Techno, and Phil ar-“

“You have a lot of nerve coming back here Tommy. After what you did I ought to-“

“Well technically I didn’t do shit, Dream frame- actually that’s not important right now! Tubbo listen to me, we need to evacuate the city, Dream and Techno are about to-“

Tommy stopped mid sentence as the sound of an approaching aircraft filled the air. The crowd gathered in the center of town all turned to the north just in time to see a wall of withers and other monsters approaching from the ground and a single fighter jet approaching from the air. Then the first bomb was dropped.

The commotion lasted no more than an hour. Houses burned; women and children cried out in terror and the men cried with them; grass was reduced to dirt, dirt reduced to stone, stone reduced to bedrock. When it was all over, half the capital was on fire and the other half was blown to kingdom come. 

Tommy frantically searched through the wreckage, calling out for Tubbo, for Quackity, for anyone. After minutes of wandering through smoldering rubble Tommy finally saw someone, breaking into a sprint to reach them.

“Ghostbur! Oh my god you’re ok I- … Ghostbur?”

It was quiet once more in L’Manberg, the only sounds being that of crackling fire and faint sobs. Ghostbur stood in the remains of Philza’s home, looking down at the worst sight he could possibly imagine. Friend, wool patchy and stained black with char, lying motionlessly on his side. He was dead. The ghost dropped to his knees and began to sob.

[angelsandarsenic]

Tadaa! Here's an easy way to find everything I've written and possibly will write! (Beautiful banners by CafeKitsune! Top banner by me, plz don’t use)

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Dream SMP/Origins/QSMP/MCYT/etc.

(!! Having pulled away from mcyt, you’ll notice many works are abandoned. I apologize)

Series: Unseelie

Description: Ranboo is a neglected child who stumbles across fae!Techno, and all the shenanigans that ensue

--Your Name is Precious (And so are You)

Summary:

Ranboo had heard of the Fair Folk. He left his fallen food for them to take whenever he dropped something, he was careful to avoid potential fairy mounds and mushroom rings when he walked in the woods and he knew you should never ever give a faerie your name.

And now one was standing right in front of him, grinning a fanged (tusked?) smile, with it's hand held out, asking for just that.

--or--

In which Ranboo is a neglected child who stumbles across fae!Techno, inspired by the tumblr post (and anon ask) by anarchy-and-piglins. Family will be found, names will be revealed, and maybe (definitely) some angst in between.

Satus: Completed Words: 24,555

--Stay for a Drink

Summary:

The Quackbur/tnt duo coffee shop au with a twist 

--or--

Quackity meets a very handsome barista at his favorite coffee shop who speaks a little weird, but he's nicer than Quackity's boyfriend, who pisses Quackity off enough all the time, that he unknowingly avoids all of Faerie!Wilbur's attempts to steal his name.

Status: Completed Words: 38,270

--The Monarch Project

Summary:

Ranboo is half faerie. Somehow stranger, he’s been adopted by a wonderful, loving family after being neglected his whole life. They think they’re starting to get used to it, (and the fact that they live in the faerie world now), but they’ve never had people who care about them before, much less a brother who was willing to die to save him. Of course, things can’t be that easy. The Sootcraft family has a history; now shadows of the past have started cropping up and they don't intend to leave Ranboo out of it.

Status: Abandoned Words: 34,537

—Tales from the Land of the Faeyeryes

A collection of oneshots of Ranboo, Technoblade, Wilbur and Quackity and maybe even Dream and others in the Unseelie universe

Status: Abandoned Words: 10,065

--(Also related--the official lore book for the au also on Ao3)

Series: Saltwater in Our Veins and Sand in Our Bones

Description: a pirate au! With magic, swashbuckling and characters of every imaginable disposition, but this time featuring Ranboo and Tubbo! However, there is more than meets the eye with the suspicious young captain.

--What Lurks in the Depths

Summary:

Four months ago, Ranboo woke up on a deserted island with torn, bloody clothes, a bejeweled sword in his hand and absolutely no memory of how he got there. Completely unintentionally, he finds himself as the captain of a pirate ship with the king of the biggest continent on the Essempi Seas in his brig and the Royal Navy hot on his tail to get them back. Meanwhile, the king has proposed a deal. Now, Ranboo, along with captains Tubbo and Technoblade and their combined crews hunt for the totem god before the Navy can get them first. If they succeed, vast riches await. If not...well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Status: Abandoned Words: 14,379

--Eyes on the Shoreline

Summary: Pirate Technoblade never dies (but that's not to say he hasn't come close) ---- A Technoblade prequel to What Lurks in the Depths about the Blood God's past, including some surprise old shipmates

Status: Complete Words: 5,608

--Tesoro Dorado

Summary:

Set before What Lurks in the Depths, Foolish was just a totem trying to live his life. He didn't mess with humans, the merman had already learned his lesson about that. As far as he was concerned, they could all rot at the bottom of the sea. That was, until he met Vegetta.

Status: In Progress Words: 18,250 Pirate AU! Part of the Saltwater in our Veins, Sand in our Bones series, but can be read as a standalone

Series: A Bunch of Deathduo Oneshots

Description: as it reads on the cover. All listed individually below, but here's the link to the series on AO3

--As the Fates Decreed

Summary:

Sol 17 was the day I died... ------ The three fates of Emperor XD's pantheon have officially declared Tommy a dead man. On the one hand, he'll finally be with his brother again. On the the other… Tommy isn't ready to die yet. The vigilante has given up on any chance of being saved, but Tubbo has always been willing to take a long shot chance if it's to save his best friend and the Antarctic Empire might have exactly what they need.

Status: Completed Words: 13,915 Space au!

--APEX --two shot

Summary:

Has it been days? The blackness darkening the windows up above does a really good job, so there seems to be no discernible change in lighting at all. Ranboo isn’t allowed to have his wrist watch (or his shoes or hair tie or sunglasses). Their captors have no discernible schedule, the boss comes and goes sporadically, here for the longest amounts of time whenever he's actually performing a "surgery". Maybe these hours are just dragging on and it hasn't been the week Ranboo feels like it has. Maybe he still has a chance that someone will find him.

What was the statistic? After the first 24 hours-

Nope.

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In a time when the black market is flourishing, Ranboo, an enderian college student finally falls victim to the Hunters of non-human species. Tommy and Tubbo won't let their friend go, they're determined to get him back, but will they make it in time to save him?

Based off of the minecraft surgery mod, but make it real life (ish)

Status: Abandoned Words: 15,705

--Say "I Do"

Summary:

A Fooligetta wedding oneshot where absolutely nothing goes wrong

Status: Completed Words: 4,697

--Fair Game

Summary:

Villains try to take revenge on Superhero!Foolish by attacking his family

Status: Completed Words: 6,984

--Skeletons in the Closet (And Gay People, Of Course)

Summary:

Foolish knew that falling for a one night stand was dangerous, but if Vegetta liked him back, then really, what's the harm?

Status: Completed Words: 6,776

--Don't Worry, It's Just Marinara Sauce (ordem paranormal: quarantina)

Summary:

The one where we realize Dr Benito is a quack doctor and he wishes he had gone to medical school 

Status: Completed Words: 2,128

To Hell and Back

Summary:

The Deathduo Corpse Bride AU!

Status: Completed Words: 17,933

Something About Pretty Pale Skin, Dark Hair and Lips Turning Blue at the Edges

Summary: As Quesadilla Island's only coroner, Phil is also the medical examiner and also the small town's first defense against the supernatural. i.e. overworked. On top of all that, his extensive experience with the Otherworld has not adequately prepared him for whatever the hell is going on with his friend's..."daughter"...and the devastatingly cute grim reaper that's showed up to deal with it

Status: Completed Words: 2,568

The Eyes of Ghosts

Summary: The Count of Monte Cristo Deathduo AU!

Status: draft

Safe to Rest

Summary: Remember when Phil was trapped and slowly going crazy in that birdcage and we were all begging for Missa to come back and save him and it never happened? I'm still mildly upset about that. Gift for Annzorua for the QSMP gift exchange! Happy Valentines :)

Status: completed Words: 4,137

--Under Starry Skies

Summary:

BadBoy Halo is an awful prince and a worse potential fiance. The mysterious warrior he meets on midnight excursions doesn't seem to mind.

Status: Draft

--Go Tell the Bees

Summary:

The adventures of spiderman-esque superhero!Tubbo, because there aren't enough Tubbo centric superhero AUs and I took that personally. ------ Being L'manberg's only official (and capable) superhero is hard, but even with three of the most powerful supervillains targeting his city, he's managed. Then, in the span of only three days his world turns upside down when new players enter the field, both in his civilian life and alter-ego. Now, he may have to choose between protecting his friends, his family and his city, and he can't do everything alone anymore.

Status: Abandoned Words: 32,859

--Diamonds, Emeralds and Other Useless Crap

Summary:

Quackity and Wilbur have been at each other's throats as long as they can remember, both in civilian life and the criminal underworld. With one being a seemingly infallible master thief and the other as the biggest, apparently heartless, mafia boss history has seen, one new client decides it's a fantastic idea to make them work together on the biggest operation of either of their lives. Neither consider that they could be getting in over their heads, but this job has far more in store for them than they anticipated.

Status: Abandoned Words: 31,018 Pairing: TNT duo

--My Father Wasn't Around

Summary:

Fundy was a mistake. His father was never meant to be a father, he didn't know how to be and he didn't try. Sometimes Fundy thinks it's a miracle that he’s still around to see that Wilbur's adopted a new child. As if Fundy wasn't enough. As if he never mattered. Doesn't he deserve love too? --------- Fundy comes home and meets Tallulah. Understandably, he's a little upset. But...maybe having a little sister wouldn't be so bad.

Status: Completed Words: 26,939

—It’s Not Love, I Swear (It Might be Closer to Despair)

Summary:

After Charlie found out about Mariana’s cheating, his husband swears he regrets it and would do anything to fix his mistakes. The only reason Charlie is giving him another chance is for their daughter, but Mariana doesn’t disappoint. It’s like falling in love all over again

Status: Abandoned Words: 8,289

--Maybe This Dream Isn't so Bad -- sleeping beauty!Techno au oneshot that got turned into three parts

Summary:

Inspired by the comic by behrjbehr on tiktok and instagram, orphans Wilbur and his terminally ill brother Tommy stumble upon a mysterious deserted castle, clearly centuries old, yet seemingly frozen in time. Inside they find a prince, cursed to sleep for a thousand years, an immortal dragon and much more.

Status: Abandoned Words: 11,240

--Unforgivable

Summary: A Maleficent au featuring Chayanne and Tallulah! Formerly Emeraldduo, but recently required some changes :/

Status: In Progress Words: 3,650

--The Blood God's Kindergarten --Blood God centric based on this prompt: post

Summary:

The chronicles of the blood god and his devoted followers...a class of kindergartners. -------- In which a long forgotten god is awoken by children, Philza is a tired kindergarten teacher and Etoiles is very suspicious of the new teacher's assistant and nothing bad ever happens

Status: In Progress Words: 10,670

--Ghosts in my Closet

Summary:

When Tubbo moved into a new house a year ago, strange things started happening. He brushes it off. He doesn't believe in ghosts. Even his best friend, the son of an actual medium, doesn't believe in ghosts. But...maybe there actually is something inside his house. Whatever it is, it's not playing games anymore. It's malevolent and Tubbo isn't the only one it's affecting. With Phil and Tommy's help, he plans to get rid of the spirit and be done with it, however not everything is so black and white.

Status: Abandoned Words: 15,578

--Secret Identity

Summary:

There were whispers that The Wolf of Quesadilla Island wasn't human; that he was an actual beast, disguised as a man, or that he was an ancient deity come to wreak havoc on a sinful world. Small groups across the country advocated for him--even idolized him, while most others lived in fear of the villain prowling their streets. Whatever he was, he didn't so much as flinch as flames licked his heels, dragging the senator by his collar. A black suited security guard lay motionless at the entrance, and it suddenly occurred to Foolish that he should call the fire department, or the police. Instead, he stood, frozen, gaping in horror as the supervillain lifted a full grown man with one arm and threw him to the sidewalk, not four yards from where Foolish stood. -------- In which Foolish doesn't realize that the local supervillain is his boyfriend and Vegetta keeps failing successfully to flirt with him

Status: In Progress Words: 27,984

—Dream Smp Top Gun AU

not a written fanfic but I really liked this au and there’s a short story with it

--The Universe Conspired to Help Me Find You

Tnt Duo Cupid AU! (link to og post)

Summary:

Quackity is a Cupid tasked with ending toxic relationships. Wilbur is a…frequent flier. At this point he’s really starting to become a problem, and once more Quackity descends to the mortal realm to work. However, this time, Wilbur acknowledges him.

Status: In progress Words: 19,372

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Overwatch

—A Lifeweaver battle whump oneshot

Status: completed Words: 2,308

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This on is going to get way too full so HERES A LINK TO THE NEXT FICS MASTERLIST POST (other fandoms)

[almostdeath]

Quackity, putting their hands over Schlatt's eyes: Guess who!

Schlatt: It's either Quackity or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Quackity, putting their hands away: It's Quackity!

Schlatt: Dammit.

[leaffsheep]

Why are dream stans literally sending death threats to Ranboo on his post where he’s congratulating Quackity on his smp??!!?

[bloodpen-to-paper]

As someone who is into DSMP, QSMP and Limited Life... what the fuck

[todo-morira]

Anyways this is how my evenings going.