todo-morira
todo-morira
Look what you've done now I'm a mess
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todo-morira · 15 days ago
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You have reached the required conditions for acquiring your first familiar.
HOWEVER... There is a slight issue...
You gots no money. You know what that means, right?
You gotta go to the discount familiar store. Beggars can't be choosers, so it's basically up to chance which one you'll end up with...
Whichever familiar happens to be on the CLEARANCE_RACK at the time is what you'll end up with.
Once you've selected your familiar, you must now pick a stylish getup for them! Actually, a whole outfit would be expensive, let's just choose one singular accessory instead:
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todo-morira · 16 days ago
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todo-morira · 16 days ago
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so the dutch are very, very enthusiastic about fireworks. as a result new year's is usually not a great time for pets or people sensitive to noise. we've recently moved to a less populated area and expected our dog to have a nicer time with the fireworks being more distant. anyway today i've learned that in this part of the countryside people like to spend the day firing homemade carbide cannons built out of old milk jugs
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todo-morira · 28 days ago
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day 443
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todo-morira · 1 month ago
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Friendly reminder to make sure your meds are good to go for when the pharmacies close for xmas. I'm getting mine refilled now.
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todo-morira · 1 month ago
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this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment
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todo-morira · 1 month ago
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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todo-morira · 1 month ago
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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todo-morira · 1 month ago
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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
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todo-morira · 1 month ago
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btw while people continue to fight the system don't forget about Undue Medical Debt (formerly RIP Medical Debt), a charity that buys and forgives medical debt. on average a donation of $10 will forgive $1,000 of medical debt.
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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When you state that Israel is a WHITE colonial project and people start breaking down the demographics of Israelis for you... How do you miss the point so badly. It doesn't matter how diverse the colony is when its PURPOSE is to uphold imperialism and white supremacy in the region. People of color can and have contributed to such projects and it doesn't change what they are. The US army is diverse too and it exists to enforce white imperialism.
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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as someone who has been involved in union organizing through my dad's union since i was literally in second grade, the way that people on tumblr think unions work drives me literally insane
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todo-morira · 2 months ago
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