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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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1 guy - Just some guy

2 guys - The Blowjob Brothers

3 guys - The Three Musketeers

4 guys - Weezer

5 guys - Burger & Fries

6+ guys - There has been no record of this many guys existing in the same place at the same time, this theoretical group has been referred to as "squad" or "fam" by some speculative scientists

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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this is how i feel when ppl say genshin has diverse body types sorry

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:) <- classic smiley. many uses

(: <- barely hanging on. tormented

:3 <- whimsy and mischief

:3c <- variant of :3 used when your whimsy has just pissed someone off

:0) <- the humble clown

:^] <- purest smile. incapable of malice

€: <- theoretical specimen unobserved in the wild

:> <- esoteric specimen of unknown ecological niche

:] <- this one has a boner

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I JUST SAW THE DASHCON BALL PIT IN A LIMINAL SPACES AESTHETIC TIKTOK

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omega hater compilation

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everyone who ever tried to kill you failed btw

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There’s literally nothing funnier than “papyrus thinks sans is the dramatic one of the brotherly duo” 

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Customer: EXPEDITION ADVENTURE FOUNDATION TACOMA DMV: EAT AND FUCK TACO Verdict: DENIED

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I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker

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do you think he like. dreams about it

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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

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THE PROPHECY IS TRUE