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0/10 worst cupid ever. shot me dead in the back

happy valentines !!!!!!!!!!

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ALSO not to be the cpumpkins guy again but the insane level of hoops people jump through to try to say that cpumpkins hate eachother or abused eachother just gets more and more ridiculous (as if it wasn't already ridiculous but. yk.) people were saying cq put the pumpkin pies in the casino slot machine for secretly super sad uwu self harm reasons 😢🥺 like him and cschlatt didn't probably just put that shit there themselves bcs they were actively hanging out. people are saying tht cq kept the jerk off book for secretly heartbreaking terrible reasons 😭😞 like it isn't just that they're both fucking WEIRDOS. why was that shit in his pocket and smthing he was actively looking at WHILE cschlatt was around IN THE SAME ROOMS AS HIM. why did cschlatt send it in the first place then giggle at him. why did cq even bother to show up demanding an explanations then stick around giggling back. why don't we get mad at things that are true and beautiful instead of wasting our time here yelling at clouds that could maybe possibly be in the half shape of a half point if you close your eyes and turn around and pretend they aren't clouds. HUH?

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I posted this on twitter here you go tumblr

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They are happy and alive, trust me :3

My unhealthy blorbos! I need to save them from succumbing to the envitable!

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Pahahha, look at that man with chronic pain-- (someone give him a cain-)

cpumpkinduo.....

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Awwww, the soft bonk! *explodes*

Some traditional sketches from this week✨

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YESSS. MY BELOVED SHEEP FACT

Did you know that sheep’s could purr?

✨cute sheep fact of the day✨

(And thank you to that person who told me I mixed up the twins names, I always seem to get them confused half the time 🤣)

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cpumkinduo maxxing

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guys look i’m still capable of drawing

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Lazy Micheal and Ranboo

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I absolutely need moments of Quackitys body reacting faster than his thoughts. Not in a horny way but more...him listening to Schlatt and the man saying some side-compliment, not even putting a big attention on it but Quackitys feathers fluffing up and rising at the attention, showing how much it means to him. His wings spreading and all the feathers puffing up when he feels threatened because he subconsciously tries to make himself appear bigger.

Also...Quackity bringing additional pillows and blankets to bed. Especially during winter freezing very easily, while Schlatt is sweating and suffocating underneath the mountains of warm blankets- (Especially if Schlatt has sheep-legs with wool-)

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"i want a dislike button on ao3" so you want less fanfic. even if you don't think you want less fanfic you want less fanfic. because when people start getting dislikes on their fanfic they will want to write less fanfic. hope this helps <3

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I love people who reblog or even like my art to begin with but people who say things in tags.... u have my whole heart. Can we kiss

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I love the hooves! Looks so good. Even though it makes me think how annoying it is to clean them every night before bed

"He asked for no pickles" 😡

Sorry, the artblock is winning, I couldn't make a masterpiece out of it...

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C!Ranboo forgetting them and Tubbo are married and pining over him and then getting super excited when Tubbo reminds them they are in fact, married

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BeeDuo thoughts

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Reblog if you love traumatizing / violating your Blorbos and putting them in ✨situations✨