#drarry text post

[sorry-i-ship-drarry]

Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?

Harry: 💀

Harry: You need help.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Why does Malfoy have to be the best at everything? You know, just for once, I’d love to top him

Ron: That you can

Hermione: He meant in class, Ron

Ron: Oh, then that you can’t, buddy

[ziggystqrdust]

the sillies

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[derangedthoughtssideblog]

Am I crazy or is enemies to lovers only good when they're just enemies in canon and lovers in fanon?

It just feels like people writing enemies to lovers in canon don't actually know how to write the enemies part, and it's clear from the start that their characters are going to end up together. They never allow their characters to actually do evil things to each other because they fear the readers won't be able to forgive.

I don't want mild annoyance and teasing and secret crushes. I want full on hatred and attempted murders, is that too much?

[devanofficial]

Harry: Your eyelashes look so thick and pretty today Draco: Thanks, it's because they're moist from my tears

[madeofbees]

I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me~~

[dot-mp3]

ive seen others complaining about this as well, but the ai art plague is infecting the drarry tag baaaaaaad. i beg of you all, keep ur shitty robot art away from my boys.

and if u must sell ur soul to the ai overlords, at least tag it!!! when u post something that was clearly made by an ai and u tag it simply as fanart, u embarrass urself so hard it’s crazy.

anyways support real, wireless, soulful artists. fuck them bots.

[ravenclawh0re18]

Scorpius: Father, I want to tell you smth Draco: What is it......? Scorpius: I'm gay Draco: OH! And here I was scared that you've gotten into trouble or something!!! Me too by the way Scorpius: *relieved* Oh I'm gla- Wait DID YOU JUST SAY "ME TOO"-

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Albus: Uhh Dad, I think I might be in love with a guy Harry: Well, so long as it's not Malfoy's son, you have my blessing! Albus: ........ Harry: It-it's not Malfoy's son.... right? Albus: YOU can't blame me though, can you.....? Uncle Ron has told me quite a few stories of your school years, y'know Harry:

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Harry: Don't you think we should tell them? Draco: WE?! YOU are the one who's better at talking people, Potter! Harry: Didn't you tell me just last night how awkward I am....? Draco: Yes, but you can talk people into doing whatever you want! It's your fault we're here in this mess in the first place!!! Harry: MY FAULT?! How in the name of Dragonskin is it MY fault?! Draco: YOU WERE TALKING! Harry: ......and? Draco: Your lips were moving Harry: So.....? Draco: OH SALAZAR YOU ARE SO DAFT HOW DID YOU EVEN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT?! Harry: I had help Draco: Of course you did! You and that sweet talking mouth of yours! Harry: I still don't understand how this mess is my fault, Malfoy. Why don't you explain that to me first? Draco: You're really gonna make me say it? Harry: *confused Pikachu face* Draco: Oh Merlin's Hat! Your lips were moving! So it made me want to move mine! AGAINST YOURS!!!!! Harry: Oh....? Oh- Draco: You can be so dense sometimes I have no idea why I still love you! Harry: Well, you're such a git, and that doesn't make me love you any less either!!! Draco: You know what, telling them that we are STILL together can wait *intense makeout session* Scorpius and Albus secretly watching the whole drama unfold from under the Invisibility cloak: *look at each other* Albus: I guess having a questionable taste runs in our blood...... *kisses Scorpius* *Invisibility cloak suddenly falls off them* ....... Any ideas what's gonna happen in the next episode.....?

P.S.: Don't hate me for this, I know it's terrible but I just had to-

[drarry-ficrecs-fanart]

Harry: *at breakfast in the great hall, staring at Draco*

hey Seamus, does having sexual fantasies about other guys make me gay?

Seamus: well it doesn’t make you straight!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: So the thing is, I’m kind of crushing on someone right now, but I’m afraid to tell you guys, because you’re not gonna like it

Hermione: Just say it, Harry, rip off the bandaid

Harry: It’s Malfoy

Ron: Put the bandaid back on

[themoon-andits-stars]

if i was ever in a relationship of any kind with a celebrity, i think i would get them to say popular lines from their characters’ popular fanfictions just to keep the fans fed.

they call me “the people’s princess” actually thank you for asking.

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

Harry’s voicemail would sound like:

“Hi, you’ve reached Harry Potter. Sorry I couldn’t pick up your call.

If you’re Hermione, please limit your message to no more than 4 minutes. I’m a busy man, ‘mione, really.

If you’re Ron, yeah hi to you too. I’ll be at yours on Tuesday night for drinks. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten.

If you’re Neville, er- congrats on whatever new plant you just got.

If you’re Luna, yes I’ve renewed my Quibbler subscription. Tell your dad I said hello.

If you’re Ginny, congrats on winning your match and decided to call to scream at me about. If you lost… I’ll call you back soon.

If you’re Draco, I’ll be home soon. Don’t leave the stove on. Finish the laundry if you haven’t already. Yes I’m okay. Yes I miss you too. Yes I know you want my ‘bloody arse’ home. I love you too.

And if you’re anybody else, I’ll get back to you as soon as possible!”

[cheridraco]

harry: I like talking to you

draco: you probably like kissing me more

[gummybearinthehouseee]

harry: what makes you think your life is worth more than mine?

draco: what makes you think your life is worth anything at all?