#dramatic bats

[cecexoxo]

Tim with the classic Bruce line he used to give to Alfred. He tries his best ok

[weepingwillows-sweethibiscustea]

I’m currently thinking about an AU where the Justice League confuse Danny for Jason.

Like, they know Batman’s second Robin met an unfortunate end, & now his newest partner is the ghost of an upbeat, scrawny, teenage boy.

Excuse them, for thinking the ghost being Batman’s dead son was more believable then Batman somehow having picked up not just another stray, but a dead one. How did he even do that?

Bonus points if Jason is very much so resurrected already, but none of the bats told the justice league because apparently Gotham’s newest crime lord, who’s 6’ whatever & built like a brick shithouse, isn’t obviously the same malnourished little kid that used to say “Robin gives me magic!” & literally died. Who knew?

[tanglepelt]

Dpxdc 180

Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.

Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.

The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.

The blame fell on him.

He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.

Gotham?

Not where he was expecting.

The assassination attempts. Also surprising.

Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.

Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Birthday to Fallen London; My favourite British people beefing it with bats simulator.

[stickyvoidpaper]

Jason wears the helmet/muzzle bc he cannot be bothered with shaving and he otherwise doesn't really leave the house.

I can imagine the morning before the confrontation with Batman having to go out to get more razors bc the ones he's been using are slightly rusted and scraped him.

[stealingyourbones]

Every day i read a post where people write that “Bruce Wayne has an adoption problem” or that Danny is adoption bait on the first second of seeing him, not even knowing if he has a want of vengeance and a sad backstory and parallels to Bruce, and every day I want to softly cry in a corner.

[tiger-grace]

Jason: everything I wish to or not to occur is inevitable

Cass: what

Jason: the illusion of events happening is limitless. in the grand scheme of the multiverse everything that could possibly happen to me will in some shape or form

Duke: his favorite string cheese brand got canceled and people are voting to bring it back or not

Jason: the folds of reality and choice allow endlessness. what does it matter at all if the vacuum that is inevitability consumes us in the end?

Tim: holy shit dude just ask bruce to buy it back for you

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick starts writing letters to leave at the apartment Jason used to live in with his mom. The apartment set to be demolished along with the entire building during the next month.

It’s supposed to be cathartic, according to Dinah. A method to come to terms with all the things Dick never got to say. With the fact that he lost another member of his family. And the fact that he’ll never get to talk to them ever again.

He has one month to say goodbye. One month that he never got with the actual Jason.

It’s stupid. And it’s even more stupid because it works.

And then someone starts writing back.

[jambrothebest]

I love how allergic Cass is to having a secret identity in batgirl 2000 Like she constantly goes out and gets into fights doing shit no normal human can do without a mask, to the point the literal government takes note of it and has a whole ass video of her and did a DNA test. Then Babs has to tell her that's a bad thing and make a chore out of going to make sure her identity isn't government knowledge. And shes had to be told like 5 times to not go taking her mask off while shes in plain sight (she continues to do it even after that) She genuinely does not give 2 shits about it and I find it hilarious.

[flwrkid14]

The Great Camera Crisis of Tim Drake

note: based on me losing my glasses, my current biggest tragedy

So, Tim Drake has one prized possession (aside from his zesti stash)—his favorite camera. It's the one he’s had for years, the one that's captured everything from the Bat's rooftop jumps to candid moments of the Batfam (not that they ever knew he was snapping pics).

But today? That camera is gone. Missing. Disappeared without a trace.

Cue Tim absolutely losing his mind.

He's checked the Batcave a hundred times, torn apart his room, interrogated Alfred (who is too polite to laugh in his face), and even considered asking Damian if he "borrowed" it (though he knows better). Tim's on edge, pacing the manor, muttering under his breath about "years of memories" and "perfect lighting." No one is safe from the fallout. Steph tries to help him retrace his steps; Dick is offering to buy him a replacement, which only earns him a death glare. Even Bruce is side-eyeing the situation like, "Is it really that serious?"

Yes, Bruce. It is.

At this point, Tim’s considering pulling out his detective skills and setting up an official investigation with case files and everything. The bats think he's being just a little dramatic, but this camera? It’s a piece of him.

He might be Gotham’s best detective, but apparently, solving the mystery of his missing camera is his greatest challenge yet.

[dewardin]

[hughmanbean]

Difference in View

I raise you the fact that DC find the Infinite Realms, but due to differences in perception, they see it as a regular kingdom. The ghosts look like regular people, and subsequently, any injuries or actions they take are "masked" as the humanly possible counterparts.

This means that fighting looks a lot more deadly and than it really is.

The Batfam have gone on a diplomatic mission in the new Dimension, and The High Queen is going to be there.

Jason and Dick are scoping out the crowd when they see a grown man chasing after a 12 year old in obvious fury.

[obsessedwithstarwars]

FIGHT SCENE (that came to me while sick and slightly out of it so bear with me if it sounds CRAZYYYY)

Jazz is fighting some villain. Villain tries to use her dead brother as emotional collateral. She ignores it, seemingly unaffected, and continues to fight.

At some point the villain will be almost defeated, awaiting the final blow. They try one final plea to the red haired woman defeating them, “What would your brother say?”

At that moment, a boy falls through the ceiling, landing on the ground in front of the woman with a smug smile on his face. “I’D SAY -Actually wait hold on a sec.”

The boy gently tugs on the woman’s foot. “Jazz c’mere!” He loudly whispers.

She lets out an irritated sigh, says “Fine.”and hops over until her foot is lightly resting on his stomach. It’s almost picturesque. Her standing triumphantly on the boy who has now dramatically put his hand to his head.

He cries out (with a shit eating grin on his face), “OVER MY DEAD BODY!”

Villain: …

Danny: …

Villain: …

Danny: GET IT? Because I’m DEAD???

Jazz: “Ugh, you’re SO dramatic.”

Danny: Eh, it was funnier in my head.

Villain: …But he’s not dead?!

Danny: Would a LIVE person be able to do THIS? *does something completely normal and human*

Villain: …

Danny: …

Villain: yes.

Danny: Dammit. How about THIS? *does another completely normal human thing*

Villain: …

Danny: …

Villain: …also yes.

Danny: You’ve gotta be shitting me.

Jazz: Just soup them already!

Danny: No no! I will figure this out! How about THIS?

Villain: Yes but WHY would you WANT TO?!

Danny: Ugh Fine. What about this one??

Villain: …I personally don’t know how to do that, but yes that is something a person could do.

Danny: Really? It’s easy! Here, let me show you!

Jazz: …

Jazz: I’m going home.

[fusionsprunt]

me when my meteor-powered robot gf attempts to murder me 😳😳

[salllltie]

Day 6: Favorite pet

so this is basically just vampire-raph turned into a bat from the halloween episodes, but he is so pet shaped, its allowed

[junespriince]

Winged heart au, the start!

Jason: you handling the breakup pretty well.

Dick: Kori deserve to be happy, besides we're still friends.

Tim: that's healthy, odd for this family, but I'm proud of you Dick.

Dick: thanks Timmy, now excuse I have patrolling to do.

Damian: remember, we're all having dinner at home.

Dick: wouldn't miss it kiddo!

Later that night

D-list bad guys: look at the newbie, you can just smell the central city vibe off of him.

Wally: I'm happy you can smell, since your stench killed my sense of smell.

Bad guy #2: oh a wise guy huh?

Wally: if I was wise I'd be somewhere else than here.

Dick, hanging upside down on a light poll: hey, leave this civilian alone!

Bad guy, sweats: hey, we're just welcoming the new guy to the city.

Wally: by mugging me?

Dick: leave, please! *Smiling unnerving*

The bad guys, running away:

Dick, turning to see the new guy: there you go — hubba hubba hubba I um,,,, I, you, wow...

Wally, tired: ah, you must be Nightwing, my dad, the flash, told me about you. Thanks for saving me, though I could have handled myself though.

Dick, in love: yeah, yeah totally,,, what's your name?

Wally: uhh wally, Wally West-Allen.

Dick: it's a pretty name!

Wally, confused: I guess? I uh,,, I have to go now.

Dick: yeah, sure, I'll see you around! *Gets nervous* because this is my city, not because I'll stalk you or anything— I'm just gonna shut my mouth...

Wally, creeped out: yeah, you do that... *Leaves*

Dick, back on comms: guys,,,, I fell in love, Tim find everything about this Wally West-Allen dude.

Tim: Bart's older brother?

Dick: yes.

At Wallys apartment.

Wally, on phone: dad, mom, Nightwing is weird and creepy! Why did you say this was the best city for me to move too!

Iris: he's harmless baby.

Barry: all bats are creepy, it's their whole thing.

Bart, yelling in the background: you'll be fine! They're probably reading your personal information and emails!

Wally: and that's normal!?

Bart and Barry: yeah.