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For it is better to have booped and lost than to have never booped at all
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I mean to be fair it's an adventure show. The only way it would really "end" is when Mando says "ok I'm done :)" and retires. Shows don't really need an ending if it doesn't make sense to have one. Sometimes all a show needs to be is "haha wacky space adventures with my lil green baby."
gonna tell you the truth brother. this is not a sentence I love to hear from the writer of a show
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in the past 48 hours kendrick lamar has:
used a picture, apparently taken inside of drake's house, showing various medications including ozempic (which drake has dissed other people for taking!) prescribed under drake's legal name, as cover art for a single
implied that members of drake's entourage are acting as his informants
claimed he would be a better role model to adonis, drake's son whose existence was publicized via a previous rap beef, than drake is
claimed that drake also has an eleven-year old daughter that he's been hiding, and likely other illegitimate children
claimed that drake and his entourage are part of a sex trafficking ring
said drake should die so women can be safe
called drake a colonizer who appropriates black american culture
directly called drake and his entourage pedophiles
#bolo speaks#kendrick lamar#drake#I need people who aren't in the loop on this to know just how crazy this has gotten#and I'm SURE there's still some stuff I missed
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Tim: You look like every girls first mistake
Jason: You look like you remind teachers about homework when the bells about to ring.
Tim: You probably WERE that kid weren't you, nerd?
Jason: Rather be a nerd than illiterate, what's the last book you read, Timmy?
Tim: Fuck you. You look like you eat refrigerator magnets!
Jason: Bitch- you look like you lick unknown substances just to find out what they are!
Tim: That was one time!!
Jason: Little freak!
Bruce: Whoa whoa! What the hell? What are you two arguing about?
Tim: Huh? We aren't arguing?
Jason: We're bondin' go away!
Bruce:
Bruce: ..Okay
#j.p speaks#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#this happened i was the ceiling
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Every couple years or so, the Bats are required to take a group photo to update the JL website (idk why, they are required to take a vigilante group picture), and Jason consistently refuses to show up. So this year, Tim just draws the lines of the Red Hood helmet on a bright red balloon and then floats it between him and Nightwing. They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that it isn't Jason. They put it up on a billboard instead.
Jason finds out about it when he drives back into Gotham and the highway going into the city has a 'Keeping Gotham Safe' billboard and it's a picture of the Bats looking extremely serious with the Red Hood Balloon floating behind them.
#kay speaks#an extremely random thought popped into my head#so I'm telling it to y'all#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#batfam#batfamily#random ass content brought to you by my brainrot#Tim in his most annoying middle child voice:#I *told* you to come to pictures Jason#these are the consequences of your own actions Jason
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batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
#this or they stand at the distance preferably behind the person speaking and mouth shit at him like#‘what’s my social security number?’#‘can u pick up dog food on the way home?’#‘do u know where my birth certificate is?’#‘are we getting cass individual gifts or are we doing a family one?’#bruce pretends to find it annoying but he actually finds it kinda funny#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#duke thomas#damian wayne#steph brown#cass cain#batfam#bat family#headcanon
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i want to believe that the other batboys get so caught up in how damian NEVER acts like a normal child, that whenever they see him engaging in regular kid activities™ everyone is on high alert whilst trying to preserve the moment.
tim's with kon and they walk past jon's room to see him and damian playing toy cars? they start walking faster until they're a safe distance away, to stop in their tracks and share a mutual "what the fuck???"
jason and damian are arguing, something jason says strikes a nerve, and damian just stops and breaks the stoic act. jason has NO clue what to do with himself, because nothing he's ever said has gotten a non-violent reaction out of the kid.
dick's taking damian to the cinemas, and lets him pick what they watch. damian picks a kids movie, and doesn't make comments about it seeming 'childish' or 'boring', instead he looks genuinely interested. dick goes along with it but is really taken aback.
damian's patrolling with the other boys, and sustains a mild injury. everyone's used to him fixing himself up and never making a big deal out of it. they've seen him break bones and refuse medical attention, mainly because of how the league trained him. so when they get back to the batcave, and are all getting fixed up in the infirmary, everyone's shocked when damian, sitting to the side about to patch himself up, starts crying, because he's exhausted and hurt.
whenever the boys see damian asleep anywhere but his room, they make sure to tip-toe past and tell the others not to wake him. usually when this happens it's because he's been so exhausted, that he's sat down to watch a show, been playing with titus, or doing schoolwork, and he's just fallen asleep in the middle of it. afterwards, dick especially, makes sure that damian's sleeping enough, which is hard, because no one can tell that he's tired until he physically passes out.
#damian wayne#batboys#batfam#batfamily#robin#the robins#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#jon kent#kon el#conner kent#superboy#red hood#red robin#nightwing#dc batman#dcu#dc comics#dc#gothihop speaks
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Tim: I don't think we can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl our way out of this one guys
Dick: Tim, what-
Jason, grinning: BOMBS IT IS
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more Dad Things that Bruce Wayne definitely does:
makes the kids hold the flashlight when he’s working on the Batmobile and yells at them when they don’t do it right
makes lots of weird gross dad noises (groaning, hacking, etc)
snores like a fucking freight train. like seriously, there should be a noise warning on his bedroom door
snack tax in the car!!! reaches his hand back and does the little grabby thing
“when was the last time you changed your oil”
gives the worst directions
“so you’ll pull out of here and go north about three miles—“ “what the hell are you saying to me”
gets to the airport five hours before the plane takes off (it’s a private plane, it’s not leaving without him)
this is more of a mom thing, but he gasps like he’s just been stabbed when someone wakes him up
*whispering* “B…B…Bruce” “HEUEUH. What.”
Texts “Call me now.” and when the kids do, assuming something horrible has happened, he’s like “what should we eat for dinner tonight.”
on the other hand, he also forgets to tell the kids very important information
“how’s it going, B?” “not much just recovering from my wrist surgery last week” “your WHAT?!”
(that just happened to me. thanks dad)
#versa speaks#batman#bruce wayne#batfan#dick grayson#jason todd#robin#batfam#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas#is this anything
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bf WOULD wear those striped hair extentions and dress scene and no-one can convince me otherwise
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Wayne Gala Event in which Jason is still publically deceased:
Journalist: Would you say you’ve been trying to fill the void that grieving your second son left with all of the new children you’ve adopted over the years?
Bruce, staring at Jason “legally dead” Todd, inching away from the snack table with half of its contents: uh. I would definitely say there is a void being filled.
#Jason enjoys not having to speak to anyone at Galas but still getting to reap the benefits of catering#they ask him every time if he wants to return to the public eye and he puts it off as long as possible#tim is bitter as the one with the most publicity other than bruce#batman#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#red hood#robin#tim drake#batfamily#tired dad Bruce Wayne#his kids torment him often
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My @derinthescarletpescatarian perfectly normal spaceship books arrived! I ordered them off bookshop.org so I also got to support my local queer owned bookstore at the same time!
#drake speaks#so excited to have these in hand#love Love LOVE the cover arts#gonna have to order prints of them at some point to do something with#time to orbit: unknown
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I only had a passing familiarity with Kendrick Lamar until this morning so this is how im reading the genius lyrics annotations
#kendrick lamar#drake#the bee speaks#and I thought Nicki and Megan was crazy that was NOTHING compared to this#forever satisfied in me not liking drake ever since I found out about that Millie Bobbie brown shit
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Tim starts a Tumblr account and posts ‘incorrect quotes’ for all the bats, only they’re not incorrect they’re all actual conversations/sentences they’ve had, and he gains a huge following super quick because every line is pure gold. Barbara is the first to find out and agrees to help keep the secret, then it’s Stephanie who either gains access to the account or starts writing fanfic abt the batfam that includes all these details that line up a bit too perfectly with the truth because it’s hilarious, then Duke who thinks it’s genius and either still makes them buy his silence or starts drafting posts for Tim that he said with/to civilians and/or alone on patrol. Then Dick finds out because one of the Titans shows him this funny blog they found and he recognises almost every post, so he starts looking into it just as Tim starts posting Young Justice and Teen Titans ‘incorrect’ quotes too, and they have to blackmail him into silence.
When Bruce finds out he demands Tim delete the account, and instead Tim posts the entire conversation.
#tim drake#batfam#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#stephanie brown#duke thomas#dick grayson#maybe Roy finds out and starts supplying Outlaws quotes#fic ideas#fandom thoughts#dc thoughts#batman thoughts#rewritten speaks#1k#2k#3k#4K#5k
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I’m sorry to all my friends and mutuals, I am momentarily possessed by a demon interested in celebrity drama. I will continue to reblog content about rap beef’s fillet mignon until it stops being entertaining
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seeing posts about batfamily characterization and why one way is wrong or another is and im just like. can we just say we have favorites? bc most of these guys are built from decades of different writers and different ways of existing so fucking obviously theres gonna be different versions of the same character.
"bruce is a bad father" yes he is he found out red hood was jason and tried to lock him up, he made dick fake his death, he was neglectful of tim
"bruce is a good father" yes he is he gives jason chance after chance, he hugs dick when hes overwhelmed, he took tim in as his own
"jason hates tim" "tim hates damian" "dick is a bad sibling" yeah but also no, depends on what youre reading and what you want to see
the thing is with old ass characters and so many series and universes you arent going to be able to get one solid version of any of them. canon accurate characterization with comics is mostly what you make of it so can we all chill the fuck out about whos an asshole and who isnt bc i promise you at some point both have been true
im not saying that you cant be upset at the characterization, personally dicks gets on my nerves sometimes, but i am saying that ive seen 6 posts that all start the same way and make good points but they all contradict themselves. have your opinions but stop saying that yours is right and true when it is not the only true.
#ik ive made posts in the past that would contradict the fuck outta this#but i didnt really know what i was talking about then#batfam#dick grayson batfam#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin#batman#robin#dc comics#eve speaks
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