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99 Times Jerk Cats Stole Dogs’ Beds

So beautiful and gentle they could do no harm—that's how we’d like to think of cats. And in theory, it’s true. In practice, ehm, not so much. 'Cause if there’s anything cats are guilty of, it would be their notorious and shameless habit of stealing beds.

You now see why your doggo has been sleeping in a laundry basket lately. Both hilarious and purrfectly evil, Bored Panda compiled a list full of little thieves who got busted playing on canines' nerves. And yeah, if you’re thinking of getting your puppo a new bed, you may wanna add some courage to the basket too.

After you’re done with this post, take a look at our previous list with 119 cats stealing beds from dogs which is as pawfectly evil.

#1 It’s 7 Degrees Outside And The King Has Claimed His Bed

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#2 My Cat Recently Discovered The Dog Bed

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#3 I Was Able To Capture The Raw Anguish He Felt After Losing His Bed To The Void

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#4 Got The Dogs New Beds. I Should Have Got Them Some Courage

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#5 My Cat Really Enjoys My Dog's New Bed

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#6 Poor Pup Tried To Ask Nicely. Too Bad The Cat's A Jerk

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#7 Technically They Are Sharing, But The Cat Gets The Lion's Share

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#8 I'm Fine

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#9 The Dog Wasn’t Too Happy About The New Baby

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#10 Boots Tried To Steal Poppy’s Bed But Poppy Said Nope

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#11 Temper-Pedic Dog Bed For Our Large Dog

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#12 Cat And Dog Enjoying The New Beds We Just Got Them

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#13 Bought A Cat Bed The Other Day. Woke Up To This

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#14 Yes Yes, Stay There

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#15 Got The Dog A New Bed Today. Not Going Well

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#16 That Look Of Apathy And Those Looks Of Disdain

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#17 Why Is He There?

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#18 Always A Gentleman

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#19 I Captured My Dog Crying For Help Every Time My Tiny Old Cat Steals Her Bed. She’ll Sleep On The Floor Rather Than Steal It Back

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#20 So Tonight We Have To Sleep On Floor

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#21 See Below Why Skye Is Looking Sad And Sleeping In Her Toy Basket Today

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#22 "Dad, Do Something"

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#23 When The Cat Steals Your Bed So You Have To Improvise. It Was Actually Super Comfy And I Didn't Want To Get Out, Even Though Mum Had Washing To Do

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#24 Well Was Looking For A Forever Home For This Stray Kitten But The Other Cat Has Spoken, The Dog Also Has No More Bed

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#25 In Case You Were Wondering Who's In Charge

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#26 She Stole His Bed And He Was Too Nervous To Take It Back

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#27 Sad Pupper, Comfy Kitter

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#28 Such Disrespect

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#29 A Little Help?

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#30 Our Cat Stole Our Dog's Bed. Fear And Confusion Ensued

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#31 The Cat Is The Alpha In This House

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#32 We Bought A New Bed For The Dog. Came Back To Find This

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#33 Help Me Hooman. I Seem To Have Lost My Bed

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#34 "Mum, Help! The Cats Have Taken My Bed" - Elsa

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#35 They Took My Bed

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#36 Right After I Put Together Her Cot The Cat Claimed It

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#37 She Stole It Right Out From Under Him And Looks So Smugly Pleased With Herself For It

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#38 Here’s One My Mom Sent Me

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#39 Moved His Bed Into The Office While I’m At Home. Now Occupied By Current House Champion Of “Shuffle Your Feet, Lose Your Seat”

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#40 Hopefully My Siblings Will Let Me Use My Bed This Weekend So I Can Relax

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#41 Cat Stole Our Bed

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#42 They’re Learning To Share. Although We Often Have To Remind The Pupper That It’s His Bed

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#43 I Know Who Won This Fight

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#44 Definitely Siblings. “Muuum! He’s In My Bed!”

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#45 She Is Far Too Sweet To Kick Gandolf Out Of Her Bed

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#46 Nope, Not Today

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#47 Does Stolen Dog Houses Qualify?

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#48 "Mom, He Stole My Bed"

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#49 Came Back From A Walk. Cat Stole Her Bed. He Is Ready To Defend That Heating Pad With His Life

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#50 How They "Share" The Dog's Bed

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#51 My Store Kitty Stealing Dog Beds That Haven’t Even Been Purchased Yet

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#52 Dad... Dad! Do Something

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#53 You Seeing This??

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#54 "Ma, Do Something!" Oh Dear, Mona's At It Again

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#55 But Mommy, She Is In My Bed

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#56 A**hole Stole The Puppers Box

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#57 Sweet, Gentle Hank. Won't Even Challenge The Cat For The Only Spot In The House That's Rightfully His

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#58 My Sweet Lab Is Too Timid To Kick The Cat Off His Mat, So He Just Stares Forlornly At His Rightful Place By The Fire. I Usually Have To Remove The Cat Myself

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#59 Demoralized And Overcome By Adversity

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#60 We Got The Bed For The Dog

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#61 "It’s Happened Again, Dad"

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#62 Somebody Stole Jaxon's Bed

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#63 My Cat Kicks My Poor Boy Out Of His Bed And Into Hers. His Face Says It All

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#64 Bitterest Dogs In The Neighborhood

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#65 Poor Dog Has His Bed Stolen On A Daily Basis. Luckily He Has Another One And They Sleep Next To Each Other At Night

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#66 The Face You Make When The Cat Stole Your Bed

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#67 Excuse Me Human, There’s Something Wrong Here

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#68 My Cat Doesn't Give A F**k

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#69 Our Dog Toby Was Not Happy When His Cat-Brother Tom Stole His Bed. Tom Didn’t Care

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#70 He’s Too Nice To Say No To His New Buddy

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#71 What's Wrong With This Picture?

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#72 What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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#73 My Reaction When Sylvester The Kitty Takes My Bed

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#74 It's Been A Hard Dog's Night

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#75 No. No No No No, Nope. This Is Too Much

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#76 Guess I Should Have Gotten The Dog A Bed Too

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#77 Bed Thief

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#78 Poor Pootsie, Never Gets To Sleep In His Own Bed

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#79 Oh Dear, Now She Has Stolen Buddy's Bed. Next She Will Be Taking Over The World

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#80 One Stolen Bed, One Sad Doggo

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#81 New Pup And Old Kitty Are Still Working On Getting Along, But She Sure Knows How To Assert Her Dominance

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#82 Its Okay, Says The Dane, Let The Kitty Sleep

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#83 So I Bought My Dogs New Beds

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#84 2 Out Of 3 Animals Have Agreed That The Dog Cannot Use His Own Bed

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#85 The Cat Stole Her Bed

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#86 First Doug Stole Pancake's New Bed. Now He's Taking Over My Cozy Crate. I Must Fight This Injustice, But I'm Kinda Scared Of Him

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#87 It’s My Bed Now Buddy

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#88 “Uhm, Mom, This Tiny Floof Stole My New Bed”

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#89 One Does Not Simply "Steal" From A Malamute

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#90 Poor Starbuck Doesn’t Know What To Do

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#91 My Dog Is A Pushover

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#92 Poor Mayzie

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#93 Old Story: Cat Stealing Dog Bed

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#94 Love These Two. Tigger Is Such A Little Bully

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#95 She's Done It Again

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#96 Clearly Our Newly Acquired Cat Summer Has Asserted Her Place In The Pack

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#97 When The Cat Claims Her Bed

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#98 Bought My Dog A New Dog Bed Today. Already Been Kicked Off By The Cat Within 20 Minutes

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#99 Sure Cat This Bed Is For You

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(1) OH man I totally forgot to send you that pig story I hinted about last week. Ok, so, my roommate works on the body farm. Yes, body farm. They take dead bodies and watch them decompose and then take them apart. It is both gross and cool. Mostly gross. Anyways, she wants to be a forensic anthropologist, and she has made so many frickin' contact through conferences. One of the contacts is a woman who works for the FBI. As a researcher/bone lady.

(2) And one day, the FBI people said to her, "Hey, you know what would be some good info to have? What does it look like on bones when they get blown up with C4?" So they sent her off to find out how to create C4 blast patterns on bones, while still recreating the environment of a body and how that effects the explosion. You know what she did? She stuffed a bunch of dead pigs full of C4 and blew them the fuck up to study their bones afterwards. And that is what my roommate wants to do as a job.

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