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i think community radio should be the only kind of radio that's allowed. dj this morning was back announcing the songs he'd just played and said "and then we had mykonos by fleet foxes, one of hunter biden's crack smoking songs" and then went on a 7 minute tangent about how good a hunter biden podcast would be. you just aren't getting that on commercial radio
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The range
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Once they established that Castiel could in fact just appear in a room without making a sound this scene became soo slutty. He rly was just putting on a show for the pretty hunter huh
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it’s just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men who had never known much loss, and only he and one other came back alive - and a couple decades later, he wrote a book in which 3 nicely upper class young men (and one very excellent gardener) who have never known much loss go to war together, or at least they start out together, and they all come home alive. (Though one cannot bear it, and does not stay.)
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This is a terrible idea… let’s try it!
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This is cinema actually
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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:



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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”
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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them....
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i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians
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#laffin#ho boy#I think this happened to me once#they didn’t have the decency to message me though#phoneblogging#food delivery
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On Elizabeth and Barbossa:
Something I really like about PotC is Barbossa and Elizabeth's relationship, because you can tell from their very first interaction in CotBP that he was both impressed and annoyed when she pulls the necklace trick—I'm convinced he would have sent her back to shore if she didnt say her last name was Turner. (Maybe).
He gave her that gorgeous red dress, like I know the implications was that she's supposed to be sexualized (cue to that peeping tom scene with Pintel and Ragetti), but in the movie itself... I never really got any vibes of Barbossa actually waiting-wanting Elizabeth. I feel like he just likes to mess up with her because she's feisty and has a temper.
He orchestrated the whole curse reveal in such a dramatic way just to get her to panic, he did it on purpose, im sure he set the entire crew up to it. Like a stage.
My HC is that Barbossa just loves to mess up with Elizabeth, because he knows she's stubborn and smart af and the only way to get her to do something is to push her into doing it.
Like for example this gesture here in AWE:
I don't think is seductive or romantic or anything, I think he's doing it to recall this one:
Legit he's making an inside joke. Its the same hand even.
This is when they are all panicking because of the waterfall at the edge of the world and they want to turn the junk around, and shes like you've doomed us all. So Barbossa does this to like remind her it was her who brought them here in the first place, so why is she afraid now? Pushing her to go with it until the end, like she said she would.
Sure, she's the female lead and everything she does would be a bit (a lot) sexualized specially since its the 2000s.
But the Barbossa-Elizabeth dynamic actually gives me vibes of being a "transference" kinda situation, as in, he was trying to live through her. The fine clothes, the fancy food, the wine, and finally the thing that gives it away for me is when he offers her the apple.
He wants to watch her eat the apple because HE wants the apple, not because he wants her.
It just give me a bit of a problematic!child x begrudging!paternal figure dynamic, maybe its just me idk.
I saw a lot of parallel between them done on purpose in AWE, as in Elizabeth copying or doing the same gestures as Barbossa throughout the movie. This is usually done intentionally in storyboarding, btw.
Not just for the comedic effect, mind you... but also to highlight morals or values alignment in the characters.
There's another thing and is that Elizabeth tends to repeat what Barbossa says.
At the begining of CotBP when she gets kidnapped, he tells her that basically shes not a pirate so she doesnt count so hes not respecting the code, and that the code are guideliness anyway (just imagine what Teague would have to say about that).
And this is the argument Elizabeth uses when she's trying to convince Gibbs, Anamaria, and Marty to go back with her to help Will and Jack.
And by the end of AWE, she's the one that delivers the BEST SPEECH ever, and she does it using Barbossa's own words. The words he used at the gathering of the court.
She doesn't do this with anyone else. Not even Jack.
She respects piracy as much as he does. She does everything to be the master of her own fate as much as he wants to be his own master.
And I think the most important beat and the one that lets us come full circle in their dynamic is when they finally ay goodbye at the end of AWE and he calls her "Mrs. Turner", and he gives her that PROUD little smile.
Anyways... I don't know why I wanted to talk about this. I just needed to get it off my syste. Lol It could be my daddy issues, but these two just got me thinking today, and I would've love to see them interact more, and WITH Carina, in the 5th movie.
#yesgood#the potc meta I didn’t know I needed#potc#pirates of the carbibbean#elizabeth swann#hector barbossa#movies#such a good trilogy#I’ve not watched the subsequent ones bc ew#phoneblogging
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