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365filmsbyauroranocte · 10 months ago
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"It's hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if it's not there."
Film annonce du film qui n’existera jamais: “Drôles de guerres” (Jean-Luc Godard, 2023)
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carbone14 · 1 year ago
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Hommes de la Compagnie D, 2e Bataillon des Sherwood Foresters, 1ère Division d'infanterie britannique dans une tranchée avancée près de Roches – Bataille de France – la drôle de guerre – France – 1er avril 1940
Photographe : Lieutenant E. A. Taylor - War Office official photographer
©Imperial War Museums - F 3504
Le caporal suppléant L. J. Harris est en train de se raser.
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Film annonce du film qui n’existera jamais : « Drôles de guerres » (2023) dir. Jean-Luc Godard
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letterboxd-loggd · 6 months ago
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Trailer of a Film That Will Never Exist: Phony Wars (Film annonce du film qui n’existera jamais : « Drôles de guerres ») (2023) Jean-Luc Godard
May 31st 2024
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jules-and-company · 2 years ago
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he is SO FINE
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mariacallous · 30 days ago
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A long trip on an American highway in the summer of 2024 leaves the impression that two kinds of billboards now have near-monopoly rule over our roads. On one side, the billboards, gravely black-and-white and soberly reassuring, advertise cancer centers. (“We treat every type of cancer, including the most important one: yours”; “Beat 3 Brain Tumors. At 57, I gave birth, again.”) On the other side, brightly colored and deliberately clownish billboards advertise malpractice and personal-injury lawyers, with phone numbers emblazoned in giant type and the lawyers wearing superhero costumes or intimidating glares, staring down at the highway as they promise to do to juries.
A new Tocqueville considering the landscape would be certain that all Americans do is get sick and sue each other. We ask doctors to cure us of incurable illnesses, and we ask lawyers to take on the doctors who haven’t. We are frightened and we are angry; we look to expert intervention for the fears, and to comic but effective-seeming figures for retaliation against the experts who disappoint us.
Much of this is distinctly American—the idea that cancer-treatment centers would be in competitive relationships with one another, and so need to advertise, would be as unimaginable in any other industrialized country as the idea that the best way to adjudicate responsibility for a car accident is through aggressive lawsuits. Both reflect national beliefs: in competition, however unreal, and in the assignment of blame, however misplaced. We want to think that, if we haven’t fully enjoyed our birthright of plenty and prosperity, a nameable villain is at fault.
To grasp what is at stake in this strangest of political seasons, it helps to define the space in which the contest is taking place. We may be standing on the edge of an abyss, and yet nothing is wrong, in the expected way of countries on the brink of apocalypse. The country is not convulsed with riots, hyperinflation, or mass immiseration. What we have is a sort of phony war—a drôle de guerre, a sitzkrieg—with the vehemence of conflict mainly confined to what we might call the cultural space.
These days, everybody talks about spaces: the “gastronomic space,” the “podcast space,” even, on N.F.L. podcasts, the “analytic space.” Derived from some combination of sociology and interior design, the word has elbowed aside terms like “field” or “conversation,” perhaps because it’s even more expansive. The “space” of a national election is, for that reason, never self-evident; we’ve always searched for clues.
And so William Dean Howells began his 1860 campaign biography of Abraham Lincoln by mocking the search for a Revolutionary pedigree for Presidential candidates and situating Lincoln in the antislavery West, in contrast to the resigned and too-knowing East. North vs. South may have defined the frame of the approaching war, but Howells was prescient in identifying East vs. West as another critical electoral space. This opposition would prove crucial—first, to the war, with the triumph of the Westerner Ulysses S. Grant over the well-bred Eastern generals, and then to the rejuvenation of the Democratic Party, drawing on free-silver populism and an appeal to the values of the resource-extracting, expansionist West above those of the industrialized, centralized East.
A century later, the press thought that the big issues in the race between Richard Nixon and John F. Kennedy were Quemoy and Matsu (two tiny Taiwan Strait islands, claimed by both China and Taiwan), the downed U-2, the missile gap, and other much debated Cold War obsessions. But Norman Mailer, in what may be the best thing he ever wrote, saw the space as marked by the rise of movie-star politics—the image-based contests that, from J.F.K. to Ronald Reagan, would dominate American life. In “Superman Comes to the Supermarket,” published in Esquire, Mailer revealed that a campaign that looked at first glance like the usual black-and-white wire-service photography of the first half of the twentieth century was really the beginning of our Day-Glo-colored Pop-art turn.
And our own electoral space? We hear about the overlooked vs. the élite, the rural vs. the urban, the coastal vs. the flyover, the aged vs. the young—about the dispossessed vs. the beneficiaries of global neoliberalism. Upon closer examination, however, these binaries blur. Support for populist nativism doesn’t track neatly with economic disadvantage. Some of Donald Trump’s keenest supporters have boats as well as cars and are typically the wealthier citizens of poorer rural areas. His stock among billionaires remains high, and his surprising support among Gen Z males is something his campaign exploits with visits to podcasts that no non-Zoomer has ever heard of.
But polarized nations don’t actually polarize around fixed poles. Civil confrontations invariably cross classes and castes, bringing together people from radically different social cohorts while separating seemingly natural allies. The English Revolution of the seventeenth century, like the French one of the eighteenth, did not array worn-out aristocrats against an ascendant bourgeoisie or fierce-eyed sansculottes. There were, one might say, good people on both sides. Or, rather, there were individual aristocrats, merchants, and laborers choosing different sides in these prerevolutionary moments. No civil war takes place between classes; coalitions of many kinds square off against one another.
In part, that’s because there’s no straightforward way of defining our “interests.” It’s in the interest of Silicon Valley entrepreneurs to have big tax cuts; in the longer term, it’s also in their interest to have honest rule-of-law government that isn’t in thrall to guilds or patrons—to be able to float new ideas without paying baksheesh to politicians or having to worry about falling out of sixth-floor windows. “Interests” fail as an explanatory principle.
Does talk of values and ideas get us closer? A central story of American public life during the past three or four decades is (as this writer has noted) that liberals have wanted political victories while reliably securing only cultural victories, even as conservatives, wanting cultural victories, get only political ones. Right-wing Presidents and legislatures are elected, even as one barrier after another has fallen on the traditionalist front of manners and mores. Consider the widespread acceptance of same-sex marriage. A social transformation once so seemingly untenable that even Barack Obama said he was against it, in his first campaign for President, became an uncontroversial rite within scarcely more than a decade.
Right-wing political power has, over the past half century, turned out to have almost no ability to stave off progressive social change: Nixon took the White House in a landslide while Norman Lear took the airwaves in a ratings sweep. And so a kind of permanent paralysis has set in. The right has kept electing politicians who’ve said, “Enough! No more ‘Anything goes’!”—and anything has kept going. No matter how many right-wing politicians came to power, no matter how many right-wing judges were appointed, conservatives decided that the entire culture was rigged against them.
On the left, the failure of cultural power to produce political change tends to lead to a doubling down on the cultural side, so that wholesome college campuses can seem the last redoubt of Red Guard attitudes, though not, to be sure, of Red Guard authority. On the right, the failure of political power to produce cultural change tends to lead to a doubling down on the political side in a way that turns politics into cultural theatre. Having lost the actual stages, conservatives yearn to enact a show in which their adversaries are rendered humiliated and powerless, just as they have felt humiliated and powerless. When an intolerable contradiction is allowed to exist for long enough, it produces a Trump.
As much as television was the essential medium of a dozen bygone Presidential campaigns (not to mention the medium that made Trump a star), the podcast has become the essential medium of this one. For people under forty, the form—typically long-winded and shapeless—is as tangibly present as Walter Cronkite’s tightly scripted half-hour news show was fifty years ago, though the D.I.Y. nature of most podcasts, and the premium on host-read advertisements, makes for abrupt tonal changes as startling as those of the highway billboards.
On the enormously popular, liberal-minded “Pod Save America,” for instance, the hosts make no secret of their belief that the election is a test, as severe as any since the Civil War, of whether a government so conceived can long endure. Then they switch cheerfully to reading ads for Tommy John underwear (“with the supportive pouch”), for herbal hangover remedies, and for an app that promises to cancel all your excess streaming subscriptions, a peculiarly niche obsession (“I accidentally paid for Showtime twice!” “That’s bad!”). George Conway, the former Republican (and White House husband) turned leading anti-Trumper, states bleakly on his podcast for the Bulwark, the news-and-opinion site, that Trump’s whole purpose is to avoid imprisonment, a motivation that would disgrace the leader of any Third World country. Then he immediately leaps into offering—like an old-fashioned a.m.-radio host pushing Chock Full o’Nuts—testimonials for HexClad cookware, with charming self-deprecation about his own kitchen skills. How serious can the crisis be if cookware and boxers cohabit so cozily with the apocalypse?
And then there’s the galvanic space of social media. In the nineteen-seventies and eighties, we were told, by everyone from Jean Baudrillard to Daniel Boorstin, that television had reduced us to numbed observers of events no longer within our control. We had become spectators instead of citizens. In contrast, the arena of social media is that of action and engagement—and not merely engagement but enragement, with algorithms acting out addictively on tiny tablets. The aura of the Internet age is energized, passionate, and, above all, angry. The algorithms dictate regular mortar rounds of text messages that seem to come not from an eager politician but from an infuriated lover, in the manner of Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction”: “Are you ignoring us?” “We’ve reached out to you PERSONALLY!” “This is the sixth time we’ve asked you!” At one level, we know they’re entirely impersonal, while, at another, we know that politicians wouldn’t do this unless it worked, and it works because, at still another level, we are incapable of knowing what we know; it doesn’t feel entirely impersonal. You can doomscroll your way to your doom. The democratic theorists of old longed for an activated citizenry; somehow they failed to recognize how easily citizens could be activated to oppose deliberative democracy.
If the cultural advantages of liberalism have given it a more pointed politics in places where politics lacks worldly consequences, its real-world politics can seem curiously blunted. Kamala Harris, like Joe Biden before her, is an utterly normal workaday politician of the kind we used to find in any functioning democracy—bending right, bending left, placating here and postponing confrontation there, glaring here and, yes, laughing there. Demographics aside, there is nothing exceptional about Harris, which is her virtue. Yet we live in exceptional times, and liberal proceduralists and institutionalists are so committed to procedures and institutions—to laws and their reasonable interpretation, to norms and their continuation—that they can be slow to grasp that the world around them has changed.
One can only imagine the fulminations that would have ensued in 2020 had the anti-democratic injustice of the Electoral College—which effectively amplifies the political power of rural areas at the expense of the country’s richest and most productive areas—tilted in the other direction. Indeed, before the 2000 election, when it appeared as if it might, Karl Rove and the George W. Bush campaign had a plan in place to challenge the results with a “grassroots” movement designed to short-circuit the Electoral College and make the popular-vote winner prevail. No Democrat even suggests such a thing now.
It’s almost as painful to see the impunity with which Supreme Court Justices have torched their institution’s legitimacy. One Justice has the upside-down flag of the insurrectionists flying on his property; another, married to a professional election denialist, enjoys undeclared largesse from a plutocrat. There is, apparently, little to be done, nor even any familiar language of protest to draw on. Prepared by experience to believe in institutions, mainstream liberals believe in their belief even as the institutions are degraded in front of their eyes.
In one respect, the space of politics in 2024 is transoceanic. The forms of Trumpism are mirrored in other countries. In the U.K., a similar wave engendered the catastrophe of Brexit; in France, it has brought an equally extreme right-wing party to the brink, though not to the seat, of power; in Italy, it elevated Matteo Salvini to national prominence and made Giorgia Meloni Prime Minister. In Sweden, an extreme-right group is claiming voters in numbers no one would ever have thought possible, while Canadian conservatives have taken a sharp turn toward the far right.
What all these currents have in common is an obsessive fear of immigration. Fear of the other still seems to be the primary mover of collective emotion. Even when it is utterly self-destructive—as in Britain, where the xenophobia of Brexit cut the U.K. off from traditional allies while increasing immigration from the Global South—the apprehension that “we” are being flooded by frightening foreigners works its malign magic.
It’s an old but persistent delusion that far-right nationalism is not rooted in the emotional needs of far-right nationalists but arises, instead, from the injustices of neoliberalism. And so many on the left insist that all those Trump voters are really Bernie Sanders voters who just haven’t had their consciousness raised yet. In fact, a similar constellation of populist figures has emerged, sharing platforms, plans, and ideologies, in countries where neoliberalism made little impact, and where a strong system of social welfare remains in place. If a broadened welfare state—national health insurance, stronger unions, higher minimum wages, and the rest—would cure the plague in the U.S., one would expect that countries with resilient welfare states would be immune from it. They are not.
Though Trump can be situated in a transoceanic space of populism, he isn’t a mere symptom of global trends: he is a singularly dangerous character, and the product of a specific cultural milieu. To be sure, much of New York has always been hostile to him, and eager to disown him; in a 1984 profile of him in GQ, Graydon Carter made the point that Trump was the only New Yorker who ever referred to Sixth Avenue as the “Avenue of the Americas.” Yet we’re part of Trump’s identity, as was made clear by his recent rally on Long Island—pointless as a matter of swing-state campaigning, but central to his self-definition. His belligerence could come directly from the two New York tabloid heroes of his formative years in the city: John Gotti, the gangster who led the Gambino crime family, and George Steinbrenner, the owner of the Yankees. When Trump came of age, Gotti was all over the front page of the tabloids, as “the Teflon Don,” and Steinbrenner was all over the back sports pages, as “the Boss.”
Steinbrenner was legendary for his middle-of-the-night phone calls, for his temper and combativeness. Like Trump, who theatricalized the activity, he had a reputation for ruthlessly firing people. (Gotti had his own way of doing that.) Steinbrenner was famous for having no loyalty to anyone. He mocked the very players he had acquired and created an atmosphere of absolute chaos. It used to be said that Steinbrenner reduced the once proud Yankees baseball culture to that of professional wrestling, and that arena is another Trumpian space. Pro wrestling is all about having contests that aren’t really contested—that are known to be “rigged,” to use a Trumpian word—and yet evoke genuine emotion in their audience.
At the same time, Trump has mastered the gangster’s technique of accusing others of crimes he has committed. The agents listening to the Gotti wiretap were mystified when he claimed innocence of the just-committed murder of Big Paul Castellano, conjecturing, in apparent seclusion with his soldiers, about who else might have done it: “Whoever killed this cocksucker, probably the cops killed this Paul.” Denying having someone whacked even in the presence of those who were with you when you whacked him was a capo’s signature move.
Marrying the American paranoid style to the more recent cult of the image, Trump can draw on the manner of the tabloid star and show that his is a game, a show, not to be taken quite seriously while still being serious in actually inciting violent insurrections and planning to expel millions of helpless immigrants. Self-defined as a showman, he can say anything and simultaneously drain it of content, just as Gotti, knowing that he had killed Castellano, thought it credible to deny it—not within his conscience, which did not exist, but within an imaginary courtroom. Trump evidently learned that, in the realm of national politics, you could push the boundaries of publicity and tabloid invective far further than they had ever been pushed.
Trump’s ability to be both joking and severe at the same time is what gives him his power and his immunity. This power extends even to something as unprecedented as the assault on the U.S. Capitol. Trump demanded violence (“If you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore”) but stuck in three words, “peacefully and patriotically,” that, however hollow, were meant to immunize him, Gotti-style. They were, so to speak, meant for the cops on the wiretap. Trump’s resilience is not, as we would like to tell our children about resilience, a function of his character. It’s a function of his not having one.
Just as Trump’s support cuts across the usual divisions, so, too, does a divide among his opponents—between the maximizers, who think that Trump is a unique threat to liberal democracy, and the minimizers, who think that he is merely the kind of clown a democracy is bound to throw up from time to time. The minimizers (who can be found among both Marxist Jacobin contributors and Never Trump National Review conservatives) will say that Trump has crossed the wires of culture and politics in a way that opportunistically responds to the previous paralysis, but that this merely places him in an American tradition. Democracy depends on the idea that the socially unacceptable might become acceptable. Andrew Jackson campaigned on similar themes with a similar manner—and was every bit as ignorant and every bit as unaware as Trump. (And his campaigns of slaughter against Indigenous people really were genocidal.) Trump’s politics may be ugly, foolish, and vain, but ours is often an ugly, undereducated, and vain country. Democracy is meant to be a mirror; it shows what it shows.
Indeed, America’s recent history has shown that politics is a trailing indicator of cultural change, and that one generation’s most vulgar entertainment becomes the next generation’s accepted style of political argument. David S. Reynolds, in his biography of Lincoln, reflects on how the new urban love of weird spectacle in the mid-nineteenth century was something Lincoln welcomed. P. T. Barnum’s genius lay in taking circus grotesques and making them exemplary Americans: the tiny General Tom Thumb was a hero, not a freak. Lincoln saw that it cost him nothing to be an American spectacle in a climate of sensation; he even hosted a reception at the White House for Tom Thumb and his wife—as much a violation of the decorum of the Founding Fathers as Trump’s investment in Hulk Hogan at the Republican Convention. Lincoln understood the Barnum side of American life, just as Trump understands its W.W.E. side.
And so, the minimizers say, taking Trump seriously as a threat to democracy in America is like taking Roman Reigns seriously as a threat to fair play in sports. Trump is an entertainer. The only thing he really wants are ratings. When opposing abortion was necessary to his electoral coalition, he opposed it—but then, when that was creating ratings trouble in other households, he sent signals that he wasn’t exactly opposed to it. When Project 2025, which he vaguely set in motion and claims never to have read, threatened his ratings, he repudiated it. The one continuity is his thirst for popularity, which is, in a sense, our own. He rows furiously away from any threatening waterfall back to the center of the river—including on Obamacare. And, the minimizers say, in the end, he did leave the White House peacefully, if gracelessly.
In any case, the panic is hardly unique to Trump. Reagan, too, was vilified and feared in his day, seen as the reductio ad absurdum of the culture of the image, an automaton projecting his controllers’ authoritarian impulses. Nixon was the subject of a savage satire by Philip Roth that ended with him running against the Devil for the Presidency of Hell. The minimizers tell us that liberals overreact in real time, write revisionist history when it’s over, and never see the difference between their stories.
The maximizers regard the minimizers’ case as wishful thinking buoyed up by surreptitious resentments, a refusal to concede anything to those we hate even if it means accepting someone we despise. Maximizers who call Trump a fascist are dismissed by the minimizers as either engaging in name-calling or forcing a facile parallel. Yet the parallel isn’t meant to be historically absolute; it is meant to be, as it were, oncologically acute. A freckle is not the same as a melanoma; nor is a Stage I melanoma the same as the Stage IV kind. But a skilled reader of lesions can sense which is which and predict the potential course if untreated. Trumpism is a cancerous phenomenon. Treated with surgery once, it now threatens to come back in a more aggressive form, subject neither to the radiation of “guardrails” nor to the chemo of “constraints.” It may well rage out of control and kill its host.
And so the maximalist case is made up not of alarmist fantasies, then, but of dulled diagnostic fact, duly registered. Think hard about the probable consequences of a second Trump Administration—about the things he has promised to do and can do, the things that the hard-core group of rancidly discontented figures (as usual with authoritarians, more committed than he is to an ideology) who surround him wants him to do and can do. Having lost the popular vote, as he surely will, he will not speak up to reconcile “all Americans.” He will insist that he won the popular vote, and by a landslide. He will pardon and then celebrate the January 6th insurrectionists, and thereby guarantee the existence of a paramilitary organization that’s capable of committing violence on his behalf without fear of consequences. He will, with an obedient Attorney General, begin prosecuting his political opponents; he was largely unsuccessful in his previous attempt only because the heads of two U.S. Attorneys’ offices, who are no longer there, refused to coöperate. When he begins to pressure CNN and ABC, and they, with all the vulnerabilities of large corporations, bend to his will, telling themselves that his is now the will of the people, what will we do to fend off the slow degradation of open debate?
Trump will certainly abandon Ukraine to Vladimir Putin and realign this country with dictatorships and against NATO and the democratic alliance of Europe. Above all, the spirit of vengeful reprisal is the totality of his beliefs—very much like the fascists of the twentieth century in being a man and a movement without any positive doctrine except revenge against his imagined enemies. And against this: What? Who? The spirit of resistance may prove too frail, and too exhausted, to rise again to the contest. Who can have confidence that a democracy could endure such a figure in absolute control and survive? An oncologist who, in the face of this much evidence, shrugged and proposed watchful waiting as the best therapy would not be an optimist. He would be guilty of gross malpractice. One of those personal-injury lawyers on the billboards would sue him, and win.
What any plausible explanation must confront is the fact that Trump is a distinctively vile human being and a spectacularly malignant political actor. In fables and fiction, in every Disney cartoon and Batman movie, we have no trouble recognizing and understanding the villains. They are embittered, canny, ludicrous in some ways and shrewd in others, their lives governed by envy and resentment, often rooted in the acts of people who’ve slighted them. (“They’ll never laugh at me again!”) They nonetheless have considerable charm and the ability to attract a cult following. This is Ursula, Hades, Scar—to go no further than the Disney canon. Extend it, if that seems too childlike, to the realms of Edmund in “King Lear” and Richard III: smart people, all, almost lovable in their self-recognition of their deviousness, but not people we ever want to see in power, for in power their imaginations become unimaginably deadly. Villains in fables are rarely grounded in any cause larger than their own grievances—they hate Snow White for being beautiful, resent Hercules for being strong and virtuous. Bane is blowing up Gotham because he feels misused, not because he truly has a better city in mind.
Trump is a villain. He would be a cartoon villain, if only this were a cartoon. Every time you try to give him a break—to grasp his charisma, historicize his ascent, sympathize with his admirers—the sinister truth asserts itself and can’t be squashed down. He will tell another lie so preposterous, or malign another shared decency so absolutely, or threaten violence so plausibly, or just engage in behavior so unhinged and hate-filled that you’ll recoil and rebound to your original terror at his return to power. One outrage succeeds another until we become exhausted and have to work hard even to remember the outrages of a few weeks past: the helicopter ride that never happened (but whose storytelling purpose was to demean Kamala Harris as a woman), or the cemetery visit that ended in a grotesque thumbs-up by a graveside (and whose symbolic purpose was to cynically enlist grieving parents on behalf of his contempt). No matter how deranged his behavior is, though, it does not seem to alter his good fortune.
Villainy inheres in individuals. There is certainly a far-right political space alive in the developed world, but none of its inhabitants—not Marine Le Pen or Giorgia Meloni or even Viktor Orbán—are remotely as reckless or as crazy as Trump. Our self-soothing habit of imagining that what has not yet happened cannot happen is the space in which Trump lives, just as comically deranged as he seems and still more dangerous than we know.
Nothing is ever entirely new, and the space between actual events and their disassociated representation is part of modernity. We live in that disassociated space. Generations of cultural critics have warned that we are lost in a labyrinth and cannot tell real things from illusion. Yet the familiar passage from peril to parody now happens almost simultaneously. Events remain piercingly actual and threatening in their effects on real people, while also being duplicated in a fictive system that shows and spoofs them at the same time. One side of the highway is all cancer; the other side all crazy. Their confoundment is our confusion.
It is telling that the most successful entertainments of our age are the dark comic-book movies—the Batman films and the X-Men and the Avengers and the rest of those cinematic universes. This cultural leviathan was launched by the discovery that these ridiculous comic-book figures, generations old, could now land only if treated seriously, with sombre backstories and true stakes. Our heroes tend to dullness; our villains, garishly painted monsters from the id, are the ones who fuel the franchise.
During the debate last month in Philadelphia, as Trump’s madness rose to a peak of raging lunacy—“They’re eating the dogs”; “He hates her!”—ABC, in its commercial breaks, cut to ads for “Joker: Folie à Deux,” the new Joaquin Phoenix movie, in which the crazed villain swirls and grins. It is a Gotham gone mad, and a Gotham, against all the settled rules of fable-making, without a Batman to come to the rescue. Shuttling between the comic-book villain and the grimacing, red-faced, and unhinged man who may be reëlected President in a few weeks, one struggled to distinguish our culture’s most extravagant imagination of derangement from the real thing. The space is that strange, and the stakes that high. ♦
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je commence à regarder Thierry La Fronde (je vous livebloggerai au fur et à mesure parce que c'est plus drôle que les affaires de la république honnêtement)
le premier épisode commence par un long texte qui défile qui énumère toutes les occasions où la France se fait maraver pendant la Guerre de Cent ans.
Les personnages apparaissent enfin. Thierry parle avec un ami d'un plan contre les anglais.
Enchaînement avec une scène où un gars le trahit.
Retour sur Thierry, son ami lui demande "mais le gars (qu'on a vu la scène juste avant) on peut lui faire confiance ?"
Thierry, super confiant : "complètement ! tiens d'ailleurs le voilà"
le gars arrive avec une troupe d'anglais tiens comme c'est bizarrE....
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ekman · 4 months ago
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J’arrive un peu après la bataille pour en parler ? Tant mieux, je n’ai pas grand chose à en dire, ni rien à ajouter qui n’ait déjà été hurlé. Pour être honnête, je ne l’ai pas regardée, la consensuelle et inclusive Cérémonie. Ayant entendu une courte interview du metteur en chaines, j’avais anticipé un certain nombre de tableaux wokisto-tapetto-parisiens et la seule idée d’avoir à subir cette débauche de connasses pailletées et de dondons à testicules et faux-cils était au-dessus de mes forces. En revanche, je n’ai pas pu éviter les résumés, c’est à dire la mise en lumière des scènes de crime. Et je n’ai pas été déçu.
• L’italo-américaine Lady Gaga pour chanter Zizi Jeanmaire avec un accent US à couper au couteau, pourquoi pas ? On a déjà eu Joséphine et ses bananes pour faire swinguer la France d’avant-guerre. Et comme il est vrai qu’on manque de chanteuses en France... 
• Les bateaux-moches en promène-couillons des quatre coins du monde, pourquoi pas ?
• Cette pauvre Marie-Antoinette. Sur les lieux même où la torture morale arriva à son paroxysme... Eh bien, la république ne reculant devant aucun sacrifice, c’est à la Conciergerie qu’elle a exhibé le corps étêté et sanguinolent – cela se voulait drôle, parait-il – de la Reine de France. Pire, elle lui fit chanter “ah, ça ira !”, en oubliant que la suite : “les aristocrates à la lanterne” aurait pu faire blêmir Manu et Jean-Bri, le couple passant souvent ses fins de semaine au très versaillais domaine de la Lanterne... qui ne présente, hélas, aucune potence improvisée.
• Aya Nakamura, la gouailleuse des banlieues qui a tant de mal à aligner trois phrases audibles dans la langue de NTM, a secoué son cul de basse fausse face à l’Académie afin d’apprendre la samba à la Garde Républicaine, régiment réputé d’élite qui s’est ainsi couvert d’une honte durable car décarbonée.
• La flamme était portée par le quasi personnage d’Assassin’s Creed – autant dire un partenariat Ubisoft, tandis que l’artisanat français (savoir-faire, excellence et tout le baratin habituel) était incarné par les malles Vuitton, partenaire obligé, incontournable, incontestable, imposé.
• Autres sponsors, très implicites, les sites de cul qui vous vendent à longueur de plateformes de la bisexualité pratiquée en groupe, ce qui en mode restreint s’appelle un “trouple”. Cette élégante appellation – qui n’est pas sans rappeler le son franc et frais d’une flatulence post-sodomite – s’est vue illustrée par une coquine séquence qui, c’est l’évidence, a tout à voir avec l’olympisme.
• Enfin, la Cène façon Michou, rassemblement d’obèses, d’invertis, d’apprentis-satanistes ou supposés tels, ces trois qualités étant cumulables à l’envi, qui offre à la France, fille aînée de l’Église façon François-l’Embrouille, une occasion de souligner son exemplarité morale et la force de son credo chrétien.
Voilà. J’en oublie sûrement, et cela vaut mieux. Aujourd’hui, la France a clairement montré qu’elle avait choisi son camp, qui se caractérise par une concentration inouïe d’hominidés dégénérés aux commandes du pays, servis par un aréopage de tarés, de déviants ou de simples ambitieux dont le principal souci est de bien montrer au reste du monde – celui qui croit en quelque chose de transcendant – que laïcité et vaseline font excellent ménage. L’exception française deviendra-t-elle la source d’un isolement durable ? J’en suis personnellement convaincu. Et c’est très bien ainsi. Quand on porte la peste... 
J.-M. M.
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jlgfilmframes · 1 month ago
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Film annonce du film qui n’existera jamais : "Drôles de Guerres" (2023) by Jean-Luc Godard
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girafeduvexin · 1 year ago
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Pour être très claire, sans être sarcastique, aimer analyser des médias, ça ne veut pas dire détester des choses simples, qui ne se veulent pas plus profondes que ça. La qualité d'un média ne se juge pas à sa profondeur mais (selon moi) à son efficacité à transmettre quelque chose.
Je n'aime pas Proust parce que c'est super profond, j'aime Proust parce que c'est aussi émouvant que drôle. Le message de Proust, il est ultra simple : l'art seul nous survivra. C'est tout. Ce qui est intéressant à analyser, c'est le style, la façon dont il dépeint ses personnages, la narration etc mais le message en lui-même, il se résume en une phrase.
Il m'arrive de détester des œuvres qui sont plus "intellectuelles" (ou qui prétendent l'être) et qui ne me parlent pas, parce que le message est mal transmis, il est trop lourd, trop "intello" justement. C'est un reproche que je fais parfois à Nolan : je ne déteste pas ses films mais je trouve que parfois, il les complexifie pour rien, pour "faire intelligent" alors qu'en soi, le propos en lui-même est intéressant mais se perd un peu dans la mise en scène, typiquement Tenet (et même parfois Oppenheimer). À l'inverse, j'aime beaucoup Lynch, parce que même si ses films ont l'air absurde, l'émotion est vivante, presque violente, t'as soudain une scène où tu es ému sans avoir besoin de tout comprendre (la scène du Silencio dans Mulholland Drive...) La narration est étrange, complexe mais l'émotion est brute.
J'adore Prévert, qui préfère la simplicité, parce que ses poèmes sont efficaces dans ce qu'ils veulent dire, et ça ne les empêche pas d'avoir du sens, d'être forts, d'être mémorables. "Barbara", ça dit que la guerre, c'est mal, point. Ce qui est intéressant, c'est les rimes, les sonorités, et l'impression d'avoir un texte ultra simple qui est en réalité très intelligemment construit.
Analyse profonde =/= simplicité de l'œuvre, et c'est pour ça que dire qu'un film populaire "qui ne se prend pas la tête" n'a pas besoin d'être analysé est une absurdité. Les meilleures comédies sont ultra malines, dans l'écriture, le rythme, le propos, il faut vraiment comprendre ce qu'est l'humour pour écrire quelque chose de drôle. Kaamelott, c'est très intelligent, les Inconnus, c'est très intelligent, Key and Peele sont des génies.
Pareil pour les films d'action : les meilleurs sont chorégraphiés, réfléchis, des gens dont c'est le métier se prennent vraiment la tête pour que ce soit bien rythmé, alors, non, non, on va analyser les Avengers comme on analyse À la recherche du temps perdu, avec la même rigueur et la même exigence, merci bien.
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icariebzh · 9 months ago
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"La vie Ça tient dans une paume Ça résonne comme un psaume Mais ce n'est qu'une java La vie À peine est-elle éclose On dirait une rose Mais ce n'est qu'un dahlia La vie Même si tu la bourres De rêves et d'amours Qui n'en finissent pas La vie Même si pour l'enfance C'est plus beau que Byzance C'est toujours Carpentras
La vie Ça n'a pas de ressources C'est pas coté en Bourse Comme l'or-étalon La vie Ça se débine en douce À la vie comme j'te pousse Au détour d'un avion La vie Si tu la perds pas b'soin De d'mander le chemin D'la rue des Morillons La vie On croit que c'est pépère Bien planqué l'arrière C'est toujours sur le front
La vie Pas l'temps d'faire des projets À peine même si j'ai Le temps d'être rossignol La vie On t'la donne on t'la r'prend Comme un jouet d'enfant Une divine babiole La vie C'est un bout de répit Qui couve au bain-marie Dans une drôle de cass'role La vie C'est la supercherie D'un Jupiter aigri D'un dieu à camisole
La vie Ça ne tient qu'à un fil Ca s'joue à face ou pile Pour des profits et pertes La vie Ça se sauve ça s'épargne À la caisse d'Épargne Des guerres qu'on déserte La vie Moi je la revendique Pour le moindre moustique Pour la bête de somme La vie C'est la fleur sans fusil C'est la Terre sans patrie C'est le berceau des hommes La vie"
Henri Tachan
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jeanchrisosme · 9 days ago
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Parfois, je me demande. Était-ce vraiment de ma faute si nous avons fini par être des étrangers ? Était-ce vraiment de ma faute si nous ne nous voyons plus nous aimer ? Était-ce vraiment de ma faute si vous ne pouviez plus me choisir ? Est-ce de ma faute si tu as finalement décidé de partir et de me perdre pour toujours ? Je me demande ce qui n’a pas fonctionné. Ai-je tort de t’aimer si fort ? Ne suis-je pas assez ? Il y a beaucoup de questions dans ma tête tous les soirs, en espérant que je comprendrai pourquoi nous devons nous lâcher l’un l’autre. Tu n’as aucune idée à quel point c’est douloureux pour moi de te voir te désintéresser de moi. Tu ne sais pas combien de fois je pleure parce que tu me manques, mais je ne peux même pas te dire à quel point je ne vais pas bien sans toi. Cela me déchire le cœur chaque fois que j’essaie de t’exprimer mes sentiments et mes pensées, mais tu les prends seulement pour acquis et tu penses qu’ils sont drôles. Je sais que pour certaines raisons, je te blesse aussi et je te fais sentir qu’on te manque de respect. Désolé; Je ne sais pas vraiment comment libérer ma douleur sans te blesser aussi. Je suis désolé si j’exprime souvent ma haine, car j’espère que vous comprendrez que je souffre en fait à cause de vous. Tout ce que je voulais, c’était arrêter la guerre entre nous et recommencer à nous aimer. Je voulais que nous recommencions ensemble, pas de manière séparée. Tout ce que je voulais, c’était vous rappeler que nous sommes juste pliés, gâchés et perdus. Mais nous ne sommes pas totalement détruits, et nous pourrions encore réparer les morceaux brisés de nous avec notre amour éternel. Je voulais que nous guérissions et que nous nous choisissions l’un l’autre. Mais ce qui est déchirant, c’est que tu as choisi de tuer ce petit espoir dans mon cœur que nous soyons à nouveau ensemble. Nous avons choisi la guerre plutôt que l’amour. Et maintenant, je peux malheureusement dire que l’amour ne gagne pas toujours.
Shiori X
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carbone14 · 1 year ago
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Un convoi ferré de Cherbourg à Amiens transportant des hommes et leurs chars Matilda I du 4th Royal Tank Regiment – Bataille de France – 28 septembre 1939
Photographe : Geoffrey John Keating
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Film annonce du film qui n’existera jamais : « Drôles de guerres » (2023) dir. Jean-Luc Godard
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calpurnia612 · 6 months ago
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Les dames de Brassens
Sur l'air (approximativement) de la chanson Mélanie
Les coquines de l'ami Georges dans ses airs drôles autant qu'osés qu'il racontait à pleine gorge qu'il savait si bien composer,
s'appelaient Ninon ou Fernande sans perdre de vue Mélanie ces joyeuses filles en bande imaginons-les réunies
Quand c'est l'oreille que l'on rince ce sont les dames de Brassens ce sont les dames de Brassens.
Avec leurs prénoms de grand-mères elles avaient des charmes infinis pour les soldats de toutes guerres qu'on voit sur les clichés jaunis
quand ils mouraient sous la mitraille en Algérie à Diên Biên Phu ils ne rêvaient pas de médaille mais à leur enchantement fou
Que les culs serrés se décoincent ce sont les dames de Brassens ce sont les dames de Brassens.
Ces oiselles de bon augure qui narguaient un ordre établi héroïnes toutes en luxure ne tomberont pas dans l'oubli
car sous leurs manières peu sages les bidasses et les carabins imaginaient sous les corsages dont elles s'allégeaient pour le bain
Qu'elles soient de Paris de province ce sont les dames de Brassens ce sont les dames de Brassens.
Ces ombres dans les cimetières font bander à coup sûr les morts qui se branlent tous dans leur bière devant ces jolis petits corps
Quelquefois elles ressuscitent sous la guitar' d'un vieux poète voici leurs appas d'Aphrodites quand ce gars leur chante fleurette
Elles sont pour les gueux pour les princes ce sont les dames de Brassens ce sont les dames de Brassens.
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ebooks-bnr · 4 months ago
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Moran Nicole - La Trahison ne paie pas
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Moran Nicole - La Trahison ne paie pas: Dans cette courte nouvelle, voici le Paris de la "Drôle de guerre". On s'y amuse et on sort pour oublier la guerre. Une jeune femme, mariée à une chirurgien, fait l'expérience amère de la trahison. Nicole Moran, qui écrit le plus souvent sous le nom de Michèle Nicolaï, est le pseudonyme de Sabine Bluette Brazier, née le 12/05/1905 à La Chaux de Fonds ( Suisse ) de parents français ( Meillonnas dans l’Ain pour le père ) et suisse ( Renan, près de La Chaux de Fonds pour la mère ). Le père étant horloger, il “naviguait” entre l’Ain ( naissance ) le Doubs ( travail ) et La Chaux de Fonds ( Suisse ). Elle était célibataire. Elle est décédée en mars 1950 à Paris (source : À propos de littérature populaire). Elle écrivit de nombreux romans sentimentaux, galants et policiers de l’entre-deux-guerres. Elle est probablement l’auteure, sous le pseudonyme de Hélène Varley, de Une jeune Fille à la page, mais elle écrivit aussi Le Cahier inachevé, et sous le pseudonyme de Nicole Moran, notamment La Mort bleue, Une femme se venge, Un  mort de trop, et bien d’autres romans policiers. Sous celui de Jean-Marie Laroche, elle est l’auteure de La Vengeance est pour demain, J’étais trop belle, Suis-je une criminelle, Crime en Irlande ou La Pagode aux cobras et autres romans populaires. Téléchargements : ePUB - PDF - HTML - DOC/ODT Read the full article
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