#dp headcanon meme

[powerpointpartygirl]

[tragediesnotspokenfor]

PLEASE THESE PICTURES. I CAAANN'TT

WHY IS MEEKS WHY IS HE 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[lavadorafangirl]

neil perry is never beating the golden retriever boyfriend allegations 🙂‍↕️

[star-riding-through-clouds]

I like to think that Todd and Neil never actually dated just loved each other in a quiet intimate way nether of them could fully understand but that transcended any word for love that they or we will ever know.

[stillwesleepp]

My 4 moods

[nectarinesinthesun444]

no caption needed.

[armorangels]

the way these two constantly had to touch/be in proximity to one another is pretty homo if you ask me

[girl-rudely-interrupted]

guys I think DPS was just a horror movie dressed as a coming of age story

at least it was for neil

[cheezy-whizz]

Rip Neil Perry, you would’ve loved gay marriage and the smiths

[autumn-air-mothings]

Rip Charlie Dalton, you would've loved the Maya winky ASMR videos (especially the Lord faarqaud one)

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

Ectoberhaunt 2023. Day 5. Hunt and Haunt.

~Well, here we go again, good old Ghost Hunger AU~

Description: The Ghost Zone is inherently a violent place. You can hunt or be hunted, there is no other options. However, for some reason the Halfa does not understand what is happening. And no one rushes to explain it. NB! ghost cannibalism is mentioned.

Prompt after memes

Suppose there’s a conventional division among ghosts. Some of them are potential predators capable of hunting their own kind, while others are only able to absorb the surrounding energy and therefore build up power more slowly than hunters.

So, predation is used as a method of survival in poor ectoplasm areas of the Ghost Zone, less often as a means of gaining power. Even less often hunters are created.

It is obvious that the appearance of a hunter who is the son of human ghost hunters in a haunting place without stable sources of ectolasm has caused panic in the society of the dead ones. For the newly formed ghost to have ectoblasts, fangs or ghost sense is a rarity and great luck. So the newcomer had everything and more to be a serious threat. An awful danger for the surrounding spirits…Right?

But Danny doesn’t know the specifics of his new biology ectology!

Even though he’s a hunter, he’s never had a ghost hunger. Probably because thanks to his parents he has an amazing ectoplasm concentrator in the basement. Soon everyone understands that the boy does not attack first. Those who return through the portal never report any losses at all. He does not bite or attempt to capture cores of other spirits. At first, the ghosts think it's a trap. Smart enough for a beginner. Not everyone has the tenacity to pretend to be an idiot to get close to them. But the Phantom never feeds on them. He’s…safe?

What’s more, Danny seems to think they’re a threat to the city. Which is fun and weird. Normally, there is no competition for feeding using human emotion. But the owner of the lair did not like the smell of fear in the air. Is this ghost broken?

When the ghosts who visit Amity realize that the halfa does not know that he can hunt them, rather than just guard his territory...Well, it explains a lot. Everyone agrees not to explain the situation to the boy so that the city behind the portal remains a relatively safe haven during the during a "hunting season" and other troubles in the Infinite Realms.

~~~~~

The problem arises when Phantom begins exploring the Ghost Zone. What if the other hunters make the boy stop being a freak?

In addition, more experienced ghosts may well attack the careless halfa. And Amity Park under the control of a more predatory spirit would be a terrible outcome. Most dead ones near the portal are used to the fact that the area before Wisconsin is open to travel and migration without the threat of being eaten.

All rational ghosts try to avoid the territory of hunters. If you can’t defend yourself, there’s too much risk of being a free meal. It’s much safer to settle down with spirits with similar energy levels at door clusters. If the hunter does not purposefully show up at your lair, you will have a much better chance of keeping the afterlife.

Those of the Ancients who have won their position and those of them who were created for it have become accustomed to isolation. Although all the Ancients have lost the need to eat 'cause they have absorbed enough energy, legends about their past are still be nightmares for all spirits. Just because they don’t need to eat other ones doesn’t mean they won’t. It is clear that a weaker hunter can also be hunted. No reason to risk.

Therefore, how freely and fearlessly Phantom communicates with Frostbite, Clockwork or Pandora is puzzling. Does he feel threatened at all? The Ancients find this experience refreshing. Lil communication without fear makes them feel sympathy for this youngling. Danny is always glad of their company. And the boy is not afraid to express his opinion. It is strange but...pleasant?

Their minions from time to time complain that they teach a potential enemy but it is very difficult to see a possible rival in Phantom. Danny is always in trouble. The youngster is silly and careless. Like a wet kitten that can’t even make a threatening hiss. So Ancients, to their own surprise, don't mind helping him. Why isn’t his naivety annoying?

For example, Frostbite’s trying to teach Danny hunting and tracking techniques because he thinks the little cub doesn’t know how to be what he supposed to be. Meanwhile Danny sees his attempts as a course of self-defense that he can use against ghosts who try to infiltrate his city.

~~~~~Bonus~~~~~

Some insufficiently powerful ghosts mimic predators to scare away dangerous spirits and protect themselves. Skulker is quite pleased that he managed to deceive halfa:

[olskuvallanpoe]

alternate universe where knox brings ALL the dead poets to the party, and everyone has like the worst time ever except for charlie who is living it up and annoying all the public school kids and neil and todd who both resolved to steer as far away from charlie as humanly possible for their own safety

[toddsmind-neilssoul]

anderperry headcanon!

in fact, neil would certainly say that (wholeheartedly <3)

[reggieslocket]

romance was actually invented when neil perry transformed a poorly thought gift into a flying desk set just to cheer up his best friend

[itsjust-meman]

"hey, meeks."

"hey pitts, whats up?"

"... im in my pajamas." 🥺

".... pittsie. not this again." 😑

"but what if you changed your mind?" 😞

"i didn't change my mind??"🤨

"but what if you did! i need to know." 🥺🥺

"i've told you this a hundred times, pitts. just because your in your 'nightshift', i don't feel any sudden inclination to 'slit your bloody throat'."🙄

"whew. okay, thanks. that could've been a close one." ☺️

"we've been dating for 4 years. i'm in love with you."😐

"well, y'know. still." ☺️☺️

aka the dps version of "would you still love me if i was a worm"

[jasminerose7]

Girls. Don’t. Want. Flowers.

Girls want a happier dead poets society ending.

-Jas 🌊🕊️