#double western bacon cheeseburger

[xsialyx]

“Yurr”

“12.78”

[masoncarr2244]

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, working at the drive-thru: Welcome to Carl’s Jr., what may I get for you?

Dick: Yurrrr!

Y/N, sighing: Oh, my gosh… 12.78.

Dick: Wait, what happened?

Y/N: 12.78.

Dick: I-I haven’t even ordered yet, darling.

Y/N: Twelve. Seventy. Eight. Pull to the window!

Dick: Wha—uh… let-let me get a, uh, a double western bacon cheese—

Y/N: Yes, yes, YES… THE DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER! Extra barbecue sauce with three tenders, two ranch, and two barbecue sauces! Why are you playing, Richard John Grayson!?

Dick: Damn, baby. How did you know it was me?

Y/N: You’re the only loser that comes to my drive thru saying, “YURRRRR!”, at 2:55pm! And I can smell that fuckboy Sauvage cologne!

Dick, holding in his laugh: You good, baby? You need a raise, but, yeah, let me get that, uh… [thinking for a bit] and a chocolate shake. Yeah, let-let me get a chocolate shake. You know I want a chocolate shake since you know everything? Ye-yeah, le-le-let me… add-add a chocolate shake—

Y/N: DICK, IF YOU DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I JUST CLOCKED IN!… AND YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! YOU DON’T DRINK MILK! FUCKING LOSER! 12.78, PULL UP TO THIS WINDOW!

Dick, full-on laughing: Aye, you good?

Y/N: DAMN!

[roses-r-rosie3]

Annoying Customer

Wally West x M!Reader

Warnings: Crack, swearing, platonic relationship (but it could be romantic if you want🤷‍♂️)

Summary: The same guy always pulls up to the reader’s work place, order’s the same thing, and says the same thing each time he pulls, to the point where the reader immediately knows who it’s is, and his name was Wally West

A/n: This is also based off of something I found off of TikTok😭

F/f/n: Fast Food Name

Summary: “YES. YES. YES. A DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA BBQ SAUCE WITH THREE TENDERS, TWO RANCH, AND TWO BBQ SAUCES, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST”

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“Welcome to f/f/n how may I help you” you asked.

“YERRR” the customer yelled out.

You immediately knew who this was, Wally fucking West. He always came to the same place, same time, said the same thing, and ordered the same thing every single day.

“Oh my gosh..” you sighed.

“It’s gonna be 12.78” you stated.

“Wait what happened” Wally said confusingly.

“12.78” you replied.

“I didn’t even order yet” Wally said.

“12.78 pull. To. The. Window” you said, making sure to punctuate out each and every word.

“Well- um! Lemme get uh- a double western bacon chee-”

“YES. YES. YES. A DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA BBQ SAUCE WITH THREE TENDERS, TWO RANCH, AND TWO BBQ SAUCES, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST” you screamed.

“Well damn baby, how did you know it was me?” Wally asked.

“YOU’RE THE ONLY CUSTOMER IN MY DRIVE THRU SAYING “YERR” AT 2:55PM AND I CAN SMELL YOUR CHEAP ASS COLOGNE” you shouted.

Wally started cracking up a bit, but then he got a bright idea.

“I’m sorry, you need a raise, but yeah, let me get that and uh… and a chocolate shake! Yeah! Let me get a chocolate shake! Did you know I wanted a chocolate shake since you know everything? And add a-”

“WALLACE IF YOU DON’T PULL YOUR ASS AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I JUST CLOCKED IN! AND YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! YOU DON’T DRINK MILK YOU DUMB ASS! FUCK! 12.78 PULL. UP. TO. THE. WINDOW” you yelled.

Bonus:

Wally had secretly recorded the whole thing and showed Dick while laughing his ass off.

“Was that really necessary Wally? That guy seems stressed out, and how does he know that you’re lactose intolerant?” Dick asked.

“Don’t worry about that! Just watch the video! It gets better!” Wally laughed.

[etakeh]

0258: awoken from a dead sleep by a 15 year old arthritic cat, who is running through the apartment making a godawful noise that is somewhere between the yowl of a lone coyote echoing through the hills and the sound of a 10 year old excitedly recounting a badass play they made in a sport game while also eating a double western bacon cheeseburger.

I call out to her: "Twinkles, did you find your poofpoof?"

The vocalizations stop, allowing me to hear the pitter-patter of little feet in the hallway.

She appears at my bedside with her poofpoof - a well-worn rabbit-fur ball, about three inches across - clenched in her teeth.

"You found your poofpoof!", I exclaim. "Good job!"

She immediately drops the poofpoof, uses the little stair to climb on to the bed, lays down on my chest and falls asleep.

She lays there still.

[candy-floss-crazy]

Everyone loves a burger. Well almost, there are some people who replace the beef with patties made from green stuff. Whether that is still a 'burger' is open to debate. Looking around the internet we across this monstrosity below; Containing almost 1800lb of beef (Thats over 700 quarter pounders) this was built to get into the Guinness book of records. It needed a custom built over creating out of a shipping container to fit it in, and comes with 300 pounds of cheese, tomatoes, onions, pickles, and lettuce, sandwiched in a 250lb bun. It is actually on the menu at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Detroit, and costs nearly $8000. Realistically this was a one off burger. Created for a specific purpose. But what else is out there, on regular menu's and considered a normal burger, but comes with enough calories to shorten your lifespan for you pretty smartly. The Heart Attack Grill company make a number of burgers, with names such as triple bypass that contain upto 16000 calories. But this is a gimmicky burger joint, where the whole premise is you are eating unhealthy burgers. What about the regular chains. we are taking a look at what they place on the table; Wendy's Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger Triple 1330 Calories Made with 3 of their famous square patties, it comes with jalapenos, crispy fried onions, cheese and bacon (though being American cheese and bacon we use those terms in the loosest possible sense) and cheese sauce, lots of it. Weighing in at 1330 calories, it also packs a ridiculous two grams of salt, and 4.5 grams of that lovely, heart strangling trans-fat. Carl's Jr. Triple Western Bacon Cheeseburger 1380 Calories Clocking in at an extra 50 calories is Carl's Jr. offering. Famous for their adverts featuring skimpily clad models. Carl's als have a stake in the feed your customers to death stakes. This has almost three grams of fat, though is does cut the trans-fat score down a little, yay! Three charbroiled patties, two strips of bacon, 'American' cheese and crispy fries onion rings add to the experience. Hardee's Monster Double Thickburger 1400 Calories Tipping the scales at 1400 calories, this again has nearly three grams of sodium, but it has upped the Trans-fat score to level with Wendy's at 4.5 grams. 2/3 of a pound of beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of American cheese, and mayonnaise. To put it into perspective its recommended that you consume no more than 2300mg of sodium in a day, this has 2750mg. Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Triple Cheeseburger 1520 Calories The iconic Wendy's square pattie makes a second entry in our list. Three patties, bacon, honey mustard, beer cheese sauce, fried onions, pickles and muenster cheese wrapped in a soft pretzel bun. This manages to break the 1500 calorie barrier at 1520 calories, though surprisingly, the sodium comes down a little to under two grams. Steak 'n Shake 7×7 Steakburger 1660 Calories We are jumping up the ladder rapidly now, with a 1660 calorie offering from Steak'n Shake. Seven beef burgers, along with seven strips of orange/yellow plastic stuff, sorry American cheese. Added to the calories are 3,800 mg sodium and a whopping six grams of trans fat. This one just looks a mess Whataburger Triple Meat Whataburger 1885 Calories Climbing ever closer to the magic 2000 calorie barrier, this one looks positively clinical at the side of our last burger. Three patties, layered with the ubiquitous American cheese, topped with a bit of salad. This nudges the 1885 calorie mark, but is surprisingly low in sodium at 2080 gm and only 3 grams of trans fat. (By low we are speaking relatively. It's low in the burger world). As they say 'Whataburger'! Burger King Bacon King 2020 Calories The first of our contenders to break the 2000 calorie barrier. Though the UK version of this is only about two thirds the size. two ¼-pound beef patties, a hearty portion of thick-cut bacon, American cheese, ketchup, and mayonnaise on a sesame seed bun, A full half pound of beef, thick-cut bacon, American cheese (again), ketchup, and mayo on a sesame seed bun, Over four grams of sodium and seven of trans fat. This is a whopper indeed. Heart Attack Grill Quadruple Bypass Burger 16000 Calories You only have to look at it. Nearly 16000 calories. God alone knows how much sodium, trans fat etc they have. It shortens your life just looking at it. All in all there are some real nasty heart attack burgers out there. Read the full article

[blaiddydbrokeit]

Hi I'm Allan and I just ordered a Western Bacon Angus Beef Double Cheeseburger, 1 Medium Fries, 1 Criss Cut Fries and 1 Onion Rings and a drink for dinner because Mitri didn't eat 2nd Lunch before work. :>

[sonokido]

how many double western bacon cheeseburgers can Riley eat before they throw up?

They just kind of vanish when it gets near their mouth who knows

[sephorablackwood]

Supernatural OC

Backstory

Rules

Fandoms and OC Ships|Pairs

Full Name: Sephora Blackwood

Age: 36

DOB: January 24, 1979

Place of Birth: Dallas, Texas

Occupation: Demon Hunter, Bartender

Ship|Pair: Dean Winchester

Physical Traits

Height: 5”2

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Icy Blue

Species: Half Human, Half Angel {Nephilim}

Abilities: Weapons Trained, Hand to Hand Combat, Levitation, Teleportation, Telekinesis

Scars: A few, yes

Tattoos|Piercings: Ear Piercing{Both ears}

Personal Traits

Choice of Music: Classic Rock and Country

Outfit Style: Flannels, Tee Shirts, jeans, sweatpants, black mini dresses, combat boots, fishnets, ripped shorts, choker{necklace}

Movie Genre: Horror, Action, Western

Favorite Movie: Tombstone

Favorite Band: Led Zeppelin

Favorite Song: {trick question, it’s a two between two} Rock N Roll and Ramble On both by Led Zeppelin

Favorite Album: Slippery When Wet {Bon Jovi}

Favorite Food: double bacon cheeseburgers with extra onions, tacos, meat lovers pizza, pepperoni pizza, steak, fried chicken, sea food, pie, donuts, cookies, candy

Favorite Beverage: Beer{Budlight}, Whiskey{Fireball, Jack Daniel’s and Jim Beam}, Vodka, Tequila, Sweet Tea

Car Year, Make, and Model: 1964 Chevy Impala {two door}

[fnf-writingz]

Carol: Welcome to Carl's Jr what can I get for you

BF: YURRRRR

Carol: (Sigh Oh my gosh...)

Carol: Twelve seventy eight

BF: Wait what happened-?

Carol: Twelve seventy eight

BF: I- I didn't even order yet big sis

Carol: Twelve Seventy Eight. Pull to the window.

BF: Well uh... Let- Let me get uh the Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger-

Carol: Yes yES YES MF- THE DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA BBQ SAUCE WITH THREE TENDERS, TWO RANCHES, AND TWO BBQ SAUCES

Carol: Why are you playing with me Boyfriend?!

BF: Well damn baby! How you know it's me?

Carol: YOU'RE THE ONLY MF WHO COMES THROUGH MY DRIVE THRU SAYIN' "YURRRRRRR" AT 2:55PM!

Carol: And I can smell that cheap ass Ross Cologne!

BF: Ay, ay you good baby- You need a raise!

BF: But uh let me get that uh...

BF: And a chocolate shake

BF: Yeah- Yeah lemme get a chocolate shake

BF: You know I want a chocolate shake since you know everything

BF: Yeah le- lemme- a- add a-

Carol: BOYFRIEND IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I JUST CLOCKED IN!

Carol: AND YOU LACTOSE INTOLERANT, YOU DON'T DRINK NO MILK!

Carol: FUCK!

Carol: TWELVE SEVENTY EIGHT, PULL UP TO THIS WINDOW!

BF: Ay you good

Carol: DAMN!

OSDIFJDF HELP,,,,,

[vasolinebajebus]

So I got into a semi deep discussion about spiritual awakenings vs spiritual experiences and the discussion somehow trailed into the merits of a double western bacon cheeseburgers and we ended up at Carl’s Jr.

No I don’t smoke pot...

I’m just really confused how that happened

[verai-marcel]

Corrections - Side Story

Author’s Note: Heeey, so there’s all this stuff that happens in the background after Submit to Release and during the sequel I’m working on now... so why not, let’s have a side story.

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Arthur walked away from the corrections facility, feeling strange to be back in street clothes. He waved at Charles, who was leaning against his dark blue Ford Ranger, a few boxes in the back.

“Got some of your stuff. The rest is still in storage until you find your own place,” he said, handing him a Carl’s Jr takeout bag. “And your favorite.”

Arthur grinned as he took the bag from him and pulled out the Western double bacon cheeseburger. “You’re the best.”

“I know,” Charles grinned back, clapping Arthur on the shoulder. “Good to see you again. You can crash at my place for now, but tomorrow, you need to get yourself a job and a place to stay. Got leads on both.”

Arthur just nodded his thanks; he had done the same for Charles after he was in prison for a few months for beating a man, but once it got out that he did it to protect the man’s ex-girlfriend, the judge had given him a much lighter sentence. Charles was a loyal and dependable friend, and usually the level-headed one of the two of them, as long as he could keep his anger in check. Charles was a selective firecracker, going off at any kind of injustice if it was perpetrated against a woman. Arthur knew he had some past event that triggered his response, but he never asked, and Charles never told him outright, always skirting the issue. Charles would tell him when he felt like it, and Arthur would wait until he was ready.

They both got in the car and drove towards the city. It was a relatively small city made up of a denser downtown surrounded by suburbs and industrial buildings, with a few strip malls to entertain the citizens.

“I got your tools back, by the way,” Charles commented.

“You didn’t hafta do that. You could’ve gotten caught like me.”

“I’m a better thief than you ever were.”

“Thanks, asshole.”

Charles laughed. “They’re in storage too. Glad you don’t have much, otherwise I wouldn’t have agreed to move all your stuff.”

As they drove on a few winding roads through the main part of town and out towards the more rural areas, Arthur noted several constructions projects in downtown.

“So… construction?”

“Yup. They won’t question you too much; they hired me, and half the crew has been in jail at some point or another in their lives. The foreman’s a good man. I put in a good word for you, so all you have to do is nail the interview.”

Arthur shrugged. It was work he could do, and it would let him stay in town. He thought of you, with your lovely body that sang under his hands, and let out a slow breath. All he wanted was to be with you, to feel you under him, submitting to his every whim, trusting him to bring you to the highest pleasure.

“Arthur?”

He looked back at Charles, who was giving him a look. “What?”

“You found someone, didn’t you?”

“How…?”

Charles laughed. “You had that intense look in your eyes. I called out to you a couple of times, but you were completely gone.”

“You know me too well.”

“Yeah, and I had to get you out of your slump when they weren’t what you thought.”

Arthur shook his head. “Not this time. She’s perfect.”

Charles side-eyed him. “You, um, meet her in prison?”

Looking back out the window, Arthur just grunted an affirmative.

“Arthur…”

“It’ll be fine. We didn’t get caught, and now that I’m out, there’s nothing stopping me from making her mine.”

Charles just shook his head. He had seen Arthur’s last two relationships, saw how depressed he got after both of them had left him high and dry after he had doted on them for so long.

“There’s a small scene here. You could just—”

“Nah. They’s usually the types that’re lookin’ for some kicks for the night before they go back to their normal lives. They don’t live like that.”

Charles shrugged. He knew Arthur had... certain tastes. Hell, he had the same tastes, after all. They had been bouncers at a BDSM club, with Arthur working his way to head of security, before they found out it was a front for the Van der Linde family’s schemes. They booked it as soon as they could, but not before the feds started sniffing around, marking the two of them as suspiciously close to the family. They didn’t know shit, but they also didn’t want to say anything to the feds one way or the other; after all, Hosea had been a great boss, and Arthur really cared for everyone working there, helping a few of them find new jobs and move away before he left.

Charles thought Arthur was crazy for going after a prison staff member. But he also didn’t want to push him; he’d let Arthur make his own decisions.

“Alright, if you’re sure. Hope things work out with you and her.”

Arthur just nodded and kept staring out the window, watching as Charles started to drive towards a small apartment complex, his new home until he found his own place. He was lost in thoughts of you, and what he wanted to do to you when you contacted him.

Because despite the conflicted look you gave him on his last day, he could tell you wanted more. And he was more than willing to give it to you. To give you everything you desired.

[arthritis-treatment-health-omni]

Rheumatoid Arthritis and What We Eat

Rheumatoid Arthritis

There are a lot of foods we eat that other cultures around the world do not.  Our modern diets are not rheumatoid arthritis friendly.  Refined sugars, rich meats and saturated fats are all contributors to this painful condition.  Science has found that Rheumatoid arthritis is affected by diet, and that diet can affect rheumatoid arthritis in treatment and prevention.  The studies done on arthritis have also discovered that rheumatoid arthritis is affected by diet more in Western culture than in others, because our diets are not as simple or primitive.

Primitive Diet Vs. Modern

Examples of this idea are easy to find.  For example a modern diet in western culture is we eat much more red meat.  Red meat that is prepared in bad ways as well, using deep fryers and flat top grills.  We enjoy cooking in saturated animal fats, and use dairy products on the same poorly cooked red meats.  All of these high proteins, saturated fats, cheeses and dairy products when they are digested and broken down produce acid known as arachidonic acid.  This acid leads to the formation of prostaglandins and leukotrienes.  These compounds are what cause the inflammation in a diet of someone with rheumatoid arthritis.  So a horrible food choice in the diet of a person with rheumatoid arthritis would be a bacon double cheeseburger from a takeout restaurant with a side order of fries and a large milk shake.

An example of a primitive diet that would be friendly to a person trying a rheumatoid arthritis diet would be meals rich in cold water fish.  Cold water fish are consumable fish like salmon, cod, mackerel, and herring. Using vegetable oils in you’re cooking instead of using any type of saturated oils or animal fatty oils.  No dairy in your diet and occasionally fasting is a good way to keep rheumatoid arthritis at bay.  To supplement your diet if you are not a big lover of seafood is to take cod liver oil supplements.  Drinking lots of water is also a good way to keep your body lubricated and refreshed.

There are some arthritis that are not affected much it seems by diet like psoriatic arthritis, however all arthritic conditions can benefit from a healthier feeling person and inflammation does react better when a primitive diet is followed in all cases of arthritis.

There Are Ways To Cope And Heal

Following a special diet is of course a difficult thing to do.  However when suffering with rheumatoid arthritis one will opt for the diet choices over discomfort.  The primitive diet and fasting are a way of holistic treatment of your rheumatoid arthritis.  Diet has always been connected to underlying conditions, but it is often overlooked.  Following a simpler diet will prevent basic things from occurring within your body and give you a better healthy feeling all around, not just in dealing with your arthritis.

[candy-floss-crazy]

Everyone loves a burger. Well almost, there are some people who replace the beef with patties made from green stuff. Whether that is still a 'burger' is open to debate. Looking around the internet we across this monstrosity below; Containing almost 1800lb of beef (Thats over 700 quarter pounders) this was built to get into the Guinness book of records. It needed a custom built over creating out of a shipping container to fit it in, and comes with 300 pounds of cheese, tomatoes, onions, pickles, and lettuce, sandwiched in a 250lb bun. It is actually on the menu at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Detroit, and costs nearly $8000. Realistically this was a one off burger. Created for a specific purpose. But what else is out there, on regular menu's and considered a normal burger, but comes with enough calories to shorten your lifespan for you pretty smartly. The Heart Attack Grill company make a number of burgers, with names such as triple bypass that contain upto 16000 calories. But this is a gimmicky burger joint, where the whole premise is you are eating unhealthy burgers. What about the regular chains. we are taking a look at what they place on the table; Wendy's Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger Triple 1330 Calories Made with 3 of their famous square patties, it comes with jalapenos, crispy fried onions, cheese and bacon (though being American cheese and bacon we use those terms in the loosest possible sense) and cheese sauce, lots of it. Weighing in at 1330 calories, it also packs a ridiculous two grams of salt, and 4.5 grams of that lovely, heart strangling trans-fat. Carl's Jr. Triple Western Bacon Cheeseburger 1380 Calories Clocking in at an extra 50 calories is Carl's Jr. offering. Famous for their adverts featuring skimpily clad models. Carl's als have a stake in the feed your customers to death stakes. This has almost three grams of fat, though is does cut the trans-fat score down a little, yay! Three charbroiled patties, two strips of bacon, 'American' cheese and crispy fries onion rings add to the experience. Hardee's Monster Double Thickburger 1400 Calories Tipping the scales at 1400 calories, this again has nearly three grams of sodium, but it has upped the Trans-fat score to level with Wendy's at 4.5 grams. 2/3 of a pound of beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of American cheese, and mayonnaise. To put it into perspective its recommended that you consume no more than 2300mg of sodium in a day, this has 2750mg. Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Triple Cheeseburger 1520 Calories The iconic Wendy's square pattie makes a second entry in our list. Three patties, bacon, honey mustard, beer cheese sauce, fried onions, pickles and muenster cheese wrapped in a soft pretzel bun. This manages to break the 1500 calorie barrier at 1520 calories, though surprisingly, the sodium comes down a little to under two grams. Steak 'n Shake 7×7 Steakburger 1660 Calories We are jumping up the ladder rapidly now, with a 1660 calorie offering from Steak'n Shake. Seven beef burgers, along with seven strips of orange/yellow plastic stuff, sorry American cheese. Added to the calories are 3,800 mg sodium and a whopping six grams of trans fat. This one just looks a mess Whataburger Triple Meat Whataburger 1885 Calories Climbing ever closer to the magic 2000 calorie barrier, this one looks positively clinical at the side of our last burger. Three patties, layered with the ubiquitous American cheese, topped with a bit of salad. This nudges the 1885 calorie mark, but is surprisingly low in sodium at 2080 gm and only 3 grams of trans fat. (By low we are speaking relatively. It's low in the burger world). As they say 'Whataburger'! Burger King Bacon King 2020 Calories The first of our contenders to break the 2000 calorie barrier. Though the UK version of this is only about two thirds the size. two ¼-pound beef patties, a hearty portion of thick-cut bacon, American cheese, ketchup, and mayonnaise on a sesame seed bun, A full half pound of beef, thick-cut bacon, American cheese (again), ketchup, and mayo on a sesame seed bun, Over four grams of sodium and seven of trans fat. This is a whopper indeed. Heart Attack Grill Quadruple Bypass Burger 16000 Calories You only have to look at it. Nearly 16000 calories. God alone knows how much sodium, trans fat etc they have. It shortens your life just looking at it. All in all there are some real nasty heart attack burgers out there. Read the full article

[rotzaprachim]

Like we should absolutely critique and make fun of white people taking “ethnic” foodways and stripping them of context/altering them/making massive amounts of cash etc. but like. . . all these white/western people deciding to Stick It to the vegetarians/vegans by making fun of vegetarian/vegan foods that have an “ethnic” or non-western type of origin like tofu, quinoa, hummus, borscht/stuff with beetroot, tempeh, tahini, falafel, rye bread, horta/greens, seaweed + seaweed soups, lentils, brown rice etc like oh no i won’t eat THOSE gross things, I’ll just be here eating my DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER LIKE A NORMAL PERSOn  . . .

it has an uncomfortable sort of feeling. first the idea that it’s only those Weird White Wholefood Vegans that eat that kind of thing, and not .. . literally billions of people as part of daily cuisine, but also there’s the long running tradition of poking fingers at the non-WASP kid’s lunchboxes while eating a wonderbread sandwich. the continued separation of the “normal” food which is meatloaf and cheeseburgers and mashed potatoes and the Other food, but in a new Woke context!