#western bacon cheeseburger

[goflowolfog]

Some things I’ve made lately

[masoncarr2244]

[plumbus-central]

UMM I think they're on vacation and being accused of a murder and are being questioned if i remember right

sorry for all the out of context posts 😭 these things just come to me in loose scenes and it would be a pain in the ass to try and write down and draw every part of it

[plantpowerfastfoodnv]

Plant Power Fast Food

Website: https://www.plantpowerfastfood.com/

Address: 7090 W. Craig Rd. Suite 120, Las Vegas, NV 89129

Phone: +1 (702) 979 5951

Welcome to Plant Power Fast Food's first location outside of California in Las Vegas! Our drive-thru restaurant features the largest hamburger sign in all of Nevada, and maybe even the country! We're thrilled to bring our 100% plant-based burgers, fries, shakes, chicken sandwiches, chicken tenders, and nuggets to the Vegas community.

At Plant Power, we believe eating vegan and plant-based is good for the animals and the planet. That's why we use eco-friendly packaging like bamboo, which is compostable and biodegradable, and straws that are 100% marine-degradable.

We're excited to join the Vegas community and offer delicious and sustainable fast food options. Whether you're a local or visiting from out of town, we invite you to stop by and try one of our mouth-watering burgers or shakes. See you soon!

Business Email: hello@plantpowerfastfood.com

[duranduratulsa]

Burger 🍔 of the day: Spicy Western Bacon 🥓 Cheeseburger at Carl's Jr. #food #foodporn #burgers #cheeseburgers #SpicyWesternBaconCheeseburger #carlsjr

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, working at the drive-thru: Welcome to Carl’s Jr., what may I get for you?

Dick: Yurrrr!

Y/N, sighing: Oh, my gosh… 12.78.

Dick: Wait, what happened?

Y/N: 12.78.

Dick: I-I haven’t even ordered yet, darling.

Y/N: Twelve. Seventy. Eight. Pull to the window!

Dick: Wha—uh… let-let me get a, uh, a double western bacon cheese—

Y/N: Yes, yes, YES… THE DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER! Extra barbecue sauce with three tenders, two ranch, and two barbecue sauces! Why are you playing, Richard John Grayson!?

Dick: Damn, baby. How did you know it was me?

Y/N: You’re the only loser that comes to my drive thru saying, “YURRRRR!”, at 2:55pm! And I can smell that fuckboy Sauvage cologne!

Dick, holding in his laugh: You good, baby? You need a raise, but, yeah, let me get that, uh… [thinking for a bit] and a chocolate shake. Yeah, let-let me get a chocolate shake. You know I want a chocolate shake since you know everything? Ye-yeah, le-le-let me… add-add a chocolate shake—

Y/N: DICK, IF YOU DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I JUST CLOCKED IN!… AND YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! YOU DON’T DRINK MILK! FUCKING LOSER! 12.78, PULL UP TO THIS WINDOW!

Dick, full-on laughing: Aye, you good?

Y/N: DAMN!

[spacelazarwolf]

Here's a fun random question: Is there such a thing as a secular Jew?

Like, we have secular Christians who do the bare minimum to call themselves a Christian and participate in Christian holidays. Are there Jews that do that? Like maybe they were born into the faith and participate in the culture but they aren't like. Super religious about it all and if they miss something, it's not a big deal for them?

oh absolutely. there are some jews who will eat a bacon cheeseburger then fast all day with their family on yom kippur then not speak another word of hebrew till passover. but i think for jews it’s less abt doing the bare minimum to still be considered a jew bc judaism is a tribe, and more abt spending important days with their family or connecting with their culture.

and like obligatory 2 jews 3000 opinions and i’m not the Ultimate Authority on judaism, but the thing that’s different imo abt judaism vs christianity (at least western christianity) is that christianity is a faith-based religion. generally, if you don’t align with christian theology, or at least say “yeah ok jesus sure”, you are by definition not a christian. for jews, there’s multiple different axes on which jews can interact with judaism, but the two that are probably the most helpful to gentiles in understanding the jewish people’s complex and varied relationships to judaism: religiosity and observance.

religiosity is about what you believe. do you think god exists? what is god? what are your beliefs about creation? how do you interact with jewish spirituality? and honestly, you could probably even break religiosity and spirituality into two different categories.

observance is about what you do. do you abstain from eating pork and shellfish? do you light candles every friday night? do you attend synagogue regularly? do you just go on yom kippur? do you wear a kippah or tichel?

to a lot of people who aren’t jewish or aren’t familiar with judaism, they might think that if someone is religious then they’re obviously observant, and if they aren’t religious then obviously they aren’t observant. but you will meet jews who keep fully kosher, light candles every single friday, observe even the most minor fasts, celebrate all the holidays, and think the notion of god is bullshit and saying the shema is just a way they connect with their ancestors. you’ll also meet jews who haven’t lit candles since they moved out of their parents’ house, eat bacon for breakfast, only go to synagogue on yom kippur, and believe that god created the universe and calls the jewish people to heal the world through good deeds and charity. you’ll meet jews who are deeply spiritual but don’t believe in god. you’ll meet jews who go to synagogue every saturday morning but don’t know a lick of hebrew. and that’s the coolest thing about judaism for me is that there are a shit ton of rules that you can study for years and years and you still don’t have to follow a single one to be jewish if you’re already part of the tribe.

[twunkus]

romantic candlelit dinner time while i wait for the power to come back on i guess

power outage at my gmas rn....walking around this big dark house w an electric candle like a horror game protag

[roses-r-rosie3]

Annoying Customer

Wally West x M!Reader

Warnings: Crack, swearing, platonic relationship (but it could be romantic if you want🤷‍♂️)

Summary: The same guy always pulls up to the reader’s work place, order’s the same thing, and says the same thing each time he pulls, to the point where the reader immediately knows who it’s is, and his name was Wally West

A/n: This is also based off of something I found off of TikTok😭

F/f/n: Fast Food Name

Summary: “YES. YES. YES. A DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA BBQ SAUCE WITH THREE TENDERS, TWO RANCH, AND TWO BBQ SAUCES, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST”

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“Welcome to f/f/n how may I help you” you asked.

“YERRR” the customer yelled out.

You immediately knew who this was, Wally fucking West. He always came to the same place, same time, said the same thing, and ordered the same thing every single day.

“Oh my gosh..” you sighed.

“It’s gonna be 12.78” you stated.

“Wait what happened” Wally said confusingly.

“12.78” you replied.

“I didn’t even order yet” Wally said.

“12.78 pull. To. The. Window” you said, making sure to punctuate out each and every word.

“Well- um! Lemme get uh- a double western bacon chee-”

“YES. YES. YES. A DOUBLE WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA BBQ SAUCE WITH THREE TENDERS, TWO RANCH, AND TWO BBQ SAUCES, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST” you screamed.

“Well damn baby, how did you know it was me?” Wally asked.

“YOU’RE THE ONLY CUSTOMER IN MY DRIVE THRU SAYING “YERR” AT 2:55PM AND I CAN SMELL YOUR CHEAP ASS COLOGNE” you shouted.

Wally started cracking up a bit, but then he got a bright idea.

“I’m sorry, you need a raise, but yeah, let me get that and uh… and a chocolate shake! Yeah! Let me get a chocolate shake! Did you know I wanted a chocolate shake since you know everything? And add a-”

“WALLACE IF YOU DON’T PULL YOUR ASS AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME! I JUST CLOCKED IN! AND YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! YOU DON’T DRINK MILK YOU DUMB ASS! FUCK! 12.78 PULL. UP. TO. THE. WINDOW” you yelled.

Bonus:

Wally had secretly recorded the whole thing and showed Dick while laughing his ass off.

“Was that really necessary Wally? That guy seems stressed out, and how does he know that you’re lactose intolerant?” Dick asked.

“Don’t worry about that! Just watch the video! It gets better!” Wally laughed.

[a-witch-in-endor]

Why are you Jewish/religious?

I'm going to assume you were asking this in good faith and aren't one of the antisemitic anons who like to pop up from time to time.

Jews are Jews by default. I would be just as Jewish if I was eating a bacon cheeseburger on Yom Kippur. A Jew is a Jew is a Jew, as they say.

And we tend to define religiosity by religious practice rather than belief (Christianity is more interested in what you think/feel, which makes Judaism a little confusing for Westerners). Of course these are related, as practice is both shaped by and actively shapes belief/feeling/etc. But if you're intending to ask me about my theological perspectives, that will be a pretty different answer to questions about my religiosity.

I certainly cannot encapsulate everything about my religiosity into one post for you unless you have a more specific question. The broadest strokes I can paint in are: I find the passing on of tradition meaningful; I live my life with a sense of sacred obligation; I believe all people are made in the divine image and therefore are sacred and equal; I understand myself to be one point in an unfolding history of Jewish culture; I understand human life to be balanced between meaning and absurdity, and I find joy in both chaos and order; I think the Jewish people have taken on specific sacred obligations and I see those obligations as binding; I want to be fundamentally shaken to my core when I am too comfortable and I think my religious practice provides that; I want to live in a world where "good" means more than "I like this"; I want to be in conscious relationship with the past and future.

The truth is, if I didn't believe in God, most (all?) of the above would still be true and my religious life probably wouldn't look very different.

Edit: Just noting that OP has informed me it was indeed a question in good faith. :-)

[etakeh]

0258: awoken from a dead sleep by a 15 year old arthritic cat, who is running through the apartment making a godawful noise that is somewhere between the yowl of a lone coyote echoing through the hills and the sound of a 10 year old excitedly recounting a badass play they made in a sport game while also eating a double western bacon cheeseburger.

I call out to her: "Twinkles, did you find your poofpoof?"

The vocalizations stop, allowing me to hear the pitter-patter of little feet in the hallway.

She appears at my bedside with her poofpoof - a well-worn rabbit-fur ball, about three inches across - clenched in her teeth.

"You found your poofpoof!", I exclaim. "Good job!"

She immediately drops the poofpoof, uses the little stair to climb on to the bed, lays down on my chest and falls asleep.

She lays there still.

[canthaveshitingotham]

stardew valley meets animal crossing in this western bacon cheeseburger

[windyfiend]

Everything in every diner tastes exactly the same. The western omelet. The bacon cheeseburger. The clam chowder. The chicken alfredo and wilted broccoli. The fried fish. The coffee. The pudding in a cup. It doesn't matter, you'll have the same lingering, comforting taste in your mouth after you leave.

[sonokido]

how many double western bacon cheeseburgers can Riley eat before they throw up?

They just kind of vanish when it gets near their mouth who knows

[candy-floss-crazy]

Everyone loves a burger. Well almost, there are some people who replace the beef with patties made from green stuff. Whether that is still a 'burger' is open to debate. Looking around the internet we across this monstrosity below; Containing almost 1800lb of beef (Thats over 700 quarter pounders) this was built to get into the Guinness book of records. It needed a custom built over creating out of a shipping container to fit it in, and comes with 300 pounds of cheese, tomatoes, onions, pickles, and lettuce, sandwiched in a 250lb bun. It is actually on the menu at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Detroit, and costs nearly $8000. Realistically this was a one off burger. Created for a specific purpose. But what else is out there, on regular menu's and considered a normal burger, but comes with enough calories to shorten your lifespan for you pretty smartly. The Heart Attack Grill company make a number of burgers, with names such as triple bypass that contain upto 16000 calories. But this is a gimmicky burger joint, where the whole premise is you are eating unhealthy burgers. What about the regular chains. we are taking a look at what they place on the table; Wendy's Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger Triple 1330 Calories Made with 3 of their famous square patties, it comes with jalapenos, crispy fried onions, cheese and bacon (though being American cheese and bacon we use those terms in the loosest possible sense) and cheese sauce, lots of it. Weighing in at 1330 calories, it also packs a ridiculous two grams of salt, and 4.5 grams of that lovely, heart strangling trans-fat. Carl's Jr. Triple Western Bacon Cheeseburger 1380 Calories Clocking in at an extra 50 calories is Carl's Jr. offering. Famous for their adverts featuring skimpily clad models. Carl's als have a stake in the feed your customers to death stakes. This has almost three grams of fat, though is does cut the trans-fat score down a little, yay! Three charbroiled patties, two strips of bacon, 'American' cheese and crispy fries onion rings add to the experience. Hardee's Monster Double Thickburger 1400 Calories Tipping the scales at 1400 calories, this again has nearly three grams of sodium, but it has upped the Trans-fat score to level with Wendy's at 4.5 grams. 2/3 of a pound of beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of American cheese, and mayonnaise. To put it into perspective its recommended that you consume no more than 2300mg of sodium in a day, this has 2750mg. Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Triple Cheeseburger 1520 Calories The iconic Wendy's square pattie makes a second entry in our list. Three patties, bacon, honey mustard, beer cheese sauce, fried onions, pickles and muenster cheese wrapped in a soft pretzel bun. This manages to break the 1500 calorie barrier at 1520 calories, though surprisingly, the sodium comes down a little to under two grams. Steak 'n Shake 7×7 Steakburger 1660 Calories We are jumping up the ladder rapidly now, with a 1660 calorie offering from Steak'n Shake. Seven beef burgers, along with seven strips of orange/yellow plastic stuff, sorry American cheese. Added to the calories are 3,800 mg sodium and a whopping six grams of trans fat. This one just looks a mess Whataburger Triple Meat Whataburger 1885 Calories Climbing ever closer to the magic 2000 calorie barrier, this one looks positively clinical at the side of our last burger. Three patties, layered with the ubiquitous American cheese, topped with a bit of salad. This nudges the 1885 calorie mark, but is surprisingly low in sodium at 2080 gm and only 3 grams of trans fat. (By low we are speaking relatively. It's low in the burger world). As they say 'Whataburger'! Burger King Bacon King 2020 Calories The first of our contenders to break the 2000 calorie barrier. Though the UK version of this is only about two thirds the size. two ¼-pound beef patties, a hearty portion of thick-cut bacon, American cheese, ketchup, and mayonnaise on a sesame seed bun, A full half pound of beef, thick-cut bacon, American cheese (again), ketchup, and mayo on a sesame seed bun, Over four grams of sodium and seven of trans fat. This is a whopper indeed. Heart Attack Grill Quadruple Bypass Burger 16000 Calories You only have to look at it. Nearly 16000 calories. God alone knows how much sodium, trans fat etc they have. It shortens your life just looking at it. All in all there are some real nasty heart attack burgers out there. Read the full article