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cast iron garlic butter dinner rolls (via instagram)
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pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

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Who’s Eid. Your gf?
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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
#pov your a FAT and they tested your thyroid (again!) and it came back fine (AGAIN.)#and now they have to admit something else is wrong with u /:
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a night out at the club can have a three act structure
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David Harvey, The Condition of Postmodernity
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Just dreamt I posted "Pepsi boys chill vs. Coke boys relax" but I clicked edit on the post and stared at the wording for the rest of the dream like something was wrong with it
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telling me not to be mean or a rude hater bitch (specifically around a bunch of stupid unintelligent incurious people) is like putting a beautiful wild horse in an open field and then shooting it in the knees. it's like locking up a gorgeous malamute dogy in an ugly studio apartment in huston texas or some Shit IDK! im just sayinggg like why do u want me to DIE. it's inhumane ! it's like animal cruelty.. but to me! salem. the great and powerful TERRIBLE
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my mom saying something extremely catholic pilled and me being like woahhhh whered that come from....
#bring it down a notch...#like im so glad i wasn't raised fr catholic like i was surrounded but i never really was educated and taught it to such a degree#like she was. even if she's not extremely religious she fr is like#glad we suffered so much and endured to now be blessed with (enter any good thing that happens 2 our family)#like.. 🤦🏽♀️ oof
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Psyche (detail) ~ 1881 ~ Alexandre Cabanel (French, 1823-1889)
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