ichinafreight

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

That sounds sexual. 😏

Felt like maybe we needed this reaction gif, here on tumblr dot com.

[blergarfvader]

Qimir has a habit of speaking with double meaning.

[scoobypineapple]

Bitches hate to see you serving runt

[ponku-po]

they miss mom's holes - ja0822ck

[dandyads]

California Canned Asparagus, 1930

[prettysweetocean]

[benoits-neckerchieves]

So I did that and uhhhh

And only when I finished laughing did I see what comes next and you could not make this shit up lmaooooo

[bookishbrigitta]

So that Owen-and-Beru-Live-AU is still kicking, just not with enough content in chronological order to post properly. But, uh, here's another snippet anyway:

“I see where you get it now,” Leia said. “Your ‘saving people’ thing.”

Luke frowned in protest. “I do not have a ‘saving people–”

“Yes, you do,” she insisted. “You don’t just break into an Imperial warcraft to rescue a princess you’ve never heard of before without a ‘saving people’ thing.”

“Chewie broke into an Imperial warcraft to rescue a princess he’d never heard of.”

“Chewie has a ‘saving people’ thing. Why do you think he’s stuck with Han all these years?”

“Fine. Han doesn’t have a ‘saving people’ thing.”

She hummed noncommittally. “That’s true. Someone has to bring the self-preservation, I suppose. But he makes up for it in other ways.” A ghost of a smirk flitted across her face. “His tongue can get him out of a lot of trouble. And he’s very generous.”

It took Luke a second to digest the meaning behind that. “Kriff, Leia, that is absolutely disgusting,” he spluttered, raising his shoulders to his ears and pinching his face in revulsion. “Ach!”

[davros42]

When old comics age extremely well.

[hejira33312]

double entendre ?

[rosetyler42]

Ok, this one might be a little suggestive, but...hey, that's Ericka's sense of humor sometimes. She's a Debbie. Plus, it's not bad enough I feel the need to put a content label, but I WILL tag just in case.

Bloo tries to offer Ericka his dracula teeth so she can try out being a vampire, but Ericka declines. Why should she wear PLASTIC Dracula fangs when she can have the real thing in her mouth whenever she wants? Bloo doesn't find the joke funny. XD

@lovelylivelyv @black-ak9 @deathfangirl9 @serial-serializednovelreader @hotelt-resurrection @ebevkisk @kittyball23 @heartsong1994

[dirtylowdown2]

"Remembering Roy Brown on his birthday today! One of the greatest blues singers of all time! Here's one of the finest double entendre jump blues ever made, Butcher Pete part one and two which came out on both sides of the original 78..."

(via Barry Soltz)

[topperscumslut]

it’s funny to me that half of the songs on my album (and honestly some of the best ones) focus on parallels and comparing the people from my life that the songs are about to pop culture figures, either celebrities, fictional characters, or historical figures

so here’s basically the cheat code to half of my album, what the songs mean, who and what they’re about, and what i reference in the lyrics

No One Like You is still prolly the most insane song I’ve ever written, it’s about hooking up with my ex from high school and EVERYTHING, down to the title, is a reference to him playing Gaston in high school theatre

Sycophant is about me cutting off my ex best friend, and was written around the release of the TBOSAS, wherein nearly the entire song is a metaphor that also fits the roles of Sejanus Plinth and Coriolanus Snow as well as me and her, respectively

Crowned Hearts was largely inspired by a real family that survived the Titanic that I’d learned about after having recently visited the Titanic museum and getting randomly assigned the boarding pass of the wife/mother, only to find out she shared my birthday and died in my hometown in the same hospital i was born in, that she’d been a member of the local theatre AND the country club I’d gone to with my high school ex, and had a very similar personality and interests to me. Crowned Hearts is about my at the time recent ex who helped me find her (and her son’s) grave, after we broke up i then proceeded to WRITE this song in 45 minutes flat AT her grave, wherein her and her first husband who she survived the Titanic with represented us, with the new guy i was starting to fall for that i worked with representing her second husband, who she also worked with

and finally, Torture Me is about a night i spent with my situationship/friend/fwb/failed talking stage (the aforementioned coworker), and verse 2 is almost entirely about how we happened to only watch Matthew Lillard movies together AND how he looked like Matthew Lillard when he was younger, making Matthew a sort of inside joke of ours (not in a making fun of him way, just constantly joking about how funny it was how relevant he was to our friendship) and a HUGE motif of this guy ANY TIME, no matter how subtly, i mention Matthew Lillard in a song

(also my latest song, Best for Last, which isn’t part of my debut album cuz it’s doesn’t fit in the Heart of a Siren, Soul of a Bard vibe and/or timeline, is ENTIRELY based on the Matthew Lillard motif and is actually ABOUT me meeting Matthew and titled after something he said to me personally, and about growing apart from this former situationship. definitely a deep cut, im really excited about this one.)

[three-red-horns]

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

[the-golden-comet]

Going back to Golden Comets again….(🐓)

What do chickens and my writing have in common? 🤔

Go on, I’ll wait. Take your time 😎✨