#door? check

[thanotaphobia]

love that fitpac are building pepito a house. a house with all the amenities except. walls.

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb it. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"

[linkedin-offficial]

more vivian things

[deadandphilgames]

i do not care if dan and phil keep the door to the specifics of their relationship firmly shut, slightly ajar or wide open, i just need them to stop hovering around the door because its making me nervous

[chimerical-daydreams]

when you're passing out from coughing your lungs out but your tattoos want to party

[jewelleria]

I know it's not how you rationalize it to yourself, but your posts about Israel/palestine come off as a support of the destruction of Gaza and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians. Insisting that it's a war (Palestine isn't allowed to have an army, and Israel cannot claim self-defence against a territory they occupy), denying that Israel is at fault, obscuring support of Palestine in general as being motivated by antisemitism - it paints a picture.

At least 30 000, probably closer to 100 000 Palestinians have been killed as of now. That is so monumentally worse than anything currently happening to Israel / zionists. So when you spend most of your energy focusing on those wrongs, or insisting that people talking about Palestine should focus on them, it comes off as brushing it off or trying to diminish its importance.

You don't have to answer, as I'll be blocking you, but I'm asking you to please consider what you're willing to support, excuse or tone down, and why. I know what it's like to be too focused on the discrimination we're facing to really take in what other groups might be going through.

hey anon, that's some great useful idiot syndrome you got there. how much college debt did you go into to earn it?

[rosestarlightkatarina]

Someone must do this

In Coffeewoman we trust!

Tap for better quality

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Game is the best wingman to ever wingman

Diew only thought about having sex with God five seconds ago, and his bestie is already ready with the safe sex links.

And Diew is a smart boy, he's not going to look a gift-sex-guide in the mouth. Luckily, he's also got a green flag parade of a boyfriend who is ready to gently rock his world -- as long as Diew is enthusiastically on board.

God knows that his teasing needs to stay on the right side of a very careful line, and he doesn't want to do anything to upset or embarrass Diew -- or to make him feel coddled. So he checks in, and is so very sweet about it. The grounding touch, the "baby"? Ugh, the actual cutest thing.

then reassurance that there's no rush. Curiosity doesn't mean interest or consent. God is in this forever, not for an easy lay.

And Diew is still quiet, so God doubles down on A+ boyfriendism and moves the conversation away from sex so there's no pressure.

And when Diew says he is ready, God asks him to repeat himself, even though he heard him, because he wants to be sure that Diew can say what he wants clearly.

God is a whole parade of the greenest flags.

And clearly that man knows how to be "unstable structure" gentle while still showing his partner an excellent time, because wow just look! at them!?

I love them 😭

[sneakingpasta]

The storyboards for this are crazyyyyy

We got Blitz being an unbothered shopping king with a waist so cinched it could make the Haus of Holbein jealous

See also: IMP being the monsters under Cletus’s bed.

IMP chilling at the office

What y’all with doomed OTP’s look like 👆

Blitzfizz hyping up a chainsaw dick (no wonder the cherubs though Blitz was trying to commit murder goddamn)

Blitz looking desperate and bargaining and Stolas just trying to block it all out (bro is high stepping his feelings out)

Blitz’s ‘oh shit I fucked up’ face. Bro bethinking, rethinking, and overthinking

Extra:

Cute demon couple spotted

beautiful art by Salem the Squidder

[kirishwima]

Random Boyfriend Texts w. Gojo

(Pt.2 coming soon because the boy's a MEME. A meme i tell u)

[foxett]

Three more days for sunkel week. Im too lazy as to post them separately. Mischief/errands (day 2), Late nights (day 3), Birthday (Day 4)

[robin-buckely]

ROBIN BUCKLEY in STRANGER THINGS 4.05 | Chapter Five: The Nina Project

[puppppppppy]

im so predictable

[venacoeurva]

Tfw one of you has to have his back against something, one of you has to sleep on his back, and all of you are in a tent made for like 2 people that was already a tight fit

-Please do not reupload/edit/use-

[balasha7sanbardo]

please please please PLEASE do me a favor and unfollow me if you have a problem with me dump posting about palestine or if you’re pro-israel/a zionist or neutral about what’s going on. I’m not gonna stop and you have no place here.