#door display

[numbuh424]

met up with my biggest hater at the yellow box warehouse

[jesuis-assez]

Tim unconsciously sending/showing signals of his feelings for Lucy

[kacievvbbbb]

You do get the sense that Mihawk is a man that has never been normal about a single thing, a day in his life.

He either underreacts or overreacts, Things either don't affect him or obsess him there is no in between. There is only the russian roulette of which option you get.

And unless you're a certain red head or cotton candy haired child, neither option spells anything great for your general well being or the integrity of your ship...

[canisalbus]

Who's taller machete or vasco

They should be about the same height. If you take away his heels (and I advise against it), Machete is a tiny bit shorter than Vasco, but then again he has those antenna ears and Vasco doesn't.

In their setting they're slightly above average height at roughly 6'0/180 cm.

[antaripirate]

POV: you are alucard emery about to teach the strange antari that you brought aboard some magic

[lotus-pear]

how i thought cynonari was going to be vs how it actually is

[gingertomcat]

I love how people will post their Spotify day lists and it'll be something nice and cute like "hot cup of sweet tea on a Friday afternoon" and then because of my terrible listening habits it'll give me something like "miserable cunt Sunday morning for miserable cunts who have nothing good in their life" and I have to be fine with that.

[crazylittlejester]

i have the clueless twink laugh down so well that I got a guy in a ‘this is my pride flag’ shirt with the AMERICAN FLAG on it to help me get into my grandma’s apartment building because i dont have a key

i guess acting pathetic really DOES get you places 😭

[lilacerull0]

it's about passion growing as an organism outside of you. it's about the horrifying consequences of cutting the umbilical chord between you and your passion. franco mari is eaten by the ghost of his passion, pasquale peluso is eaten by his passion developing independent sentience. lila cerullo is too dependent on the gaps between the fabric of everything to belong to an extreme permanently, but it is possible for her to become her passion's hostage in the heat of the moment except that she has a lifeline... it's elena greco writing an article about the factory because lila is her friend, not because she wants to save the world or because she is wholeheartedly dedicated to the cause. it's enzo scanno knocking on her door simply because he cares enough to do so. it's about how these two people help lila remain in the middle of franco and pasquale on this hypothetical scale of fiery, palpable belief. (notice franco and pasquale's background and how lila is familiar with poverty and wealth both) lila gets to keep her dreams of a better world alive because she is inspired by elena and enzo's headspace, but both of these people look at her and see lila cerullo, not a means to an end. all this to say that no ideal can stand as a solitary creation, it needs to evolve and gather knowledge from specific faces so it won't turn against itself and this can only be accomplished if you have someone to lean on... i'd argue that passion and companionship aren't only compatible, but absolutely necessary in sustaining the heart of both concepts... you can’t support a cause without hearing a fresh perspective on it because it can only grow in one direction that way... it isn't accidental that the only time lila cerullo comes close to fulfilling her childhood dream, it's with people who care about her on an individual level. l'amica geniale is so much about how power twists pure ideas into something unrecognisable (even evident with nino if you choose to perceive his younger self as somewhat genuine) and the only thing capable of offering shape to things is love... you can only create something permanent and solid with love...

[thelostgirl21]

Ever since realising that Joey referring to Jaskier as sapiosexually connecting with Radovid was likely 100% intentional, I've literally been losing my shit over the potential implications...

Like... new headcanon!

What if Jaskier has always approached the act of having sex with someone else as a form of performance art, driven by his desire to please his "audience", and making other people passionately respond to what he's doing for them?

Like... what if what normally sexually interests him isn't so much inspired by the other person, but more by the general idea of being wanted, needed, and the anticipation of the positive feedback he might get from sexually interacting with them.

He readily experiences primary aesthetic attraction towards other people, finds them interesting, becomes curious about them, and feels instantly affectionate towards them; but he's not sexually aroused by / attracted to them, per say.

He really wants to make them feel good, and bask in that sense of intimacy, togetherness and praises he receives from being sexually involved with them (yeah, because he's that good at figuring out what pleases them, and offering it to them).

And somehow, audience response/participation tends to really inform how good or "smooth" he is when it comes to his ability to seduce someone, and convince them to become sexually intimate with him in the first place?

For example...

So... what if Jaskier is a bard and an artist through and through? Not just on stage, but in the sheets as well?

Turning sex into poetry and something very deliberate, where it's all about a sense of artistic expression, and a pure melody of various physical sensations and emotions!

Sexually? Jaskier is an artist, a creative, a free thinker... All is fair!

But it's not something that he usually feels any urge or need to engage in based on the way someone else inspires him any sudden desire to have sex with them specifically.

He loves his sexual partners, he's intrigued by them, he wants to connect with them - even if that connection lasts but a night - and sex allows him to do that.

But maybe he has no idea that sex might be experienced differently by others.

Maybe he just thinks they're like really really REALLY expressive and appreciative of the sex itself, or something, whenever he notices how hungrily some of them appear to throw themselves at him, or at each other.

Also, I've somehow always found it a bit weird how Jaskier seems to fully remain clear minded during Yennefer's magical orgy.

Yennefer comments on how Geralt seems to be immune to her spell, as if it's some kind of big deal!

But then, there's Jaskier...

He just waves at them as if he's totally unaffected by everyone else fucking each other around him, and being surrounded by a bunch of naked bodies having sex...

And/or looks like he's not quite comfortable with the way someone's hand is moving closer to his crotch at some point...

Grant it, he's slowly being suffocated to death by a Djinn's magic, and likely has other priorities than sex in mind!

But that's just the thing...

Isn't Yennefer's spell supposed to override people's ability to think rationally or fully understand what's happening? Everyone snaps out of it looking confused, and poor Jaskier just basically passes out, but he's never once looked like he stopped looking at what was happening around him from an outsider's P.O.V.

Whenever the camera cuts to him, he seems to be sharing the same reality as Geralt and Yennefer, not the kind of sexual haze everyone else appears to be happily trapped in.

Would being affected by the Djinn just make him immune to the whole "sex weed magic thingy" as well?

Or would the usual lack of primary sexual attraction towards other people make it a bit harder for Yennefer's spell to take a hold on him?

(Another headcanon theory I came up with - should Jaskier be revealed as being the direct descendant of Fjall and the Lark - would be that, perhaps, the small touch of magic in his blood would be enough to make him more resistant to certain types of spell... On top of being able to eat whatever he comes across without freaking poisoning himself, I swear!)

But yeah, let's just imagine, for a moment, that sapiosexual Jaskier would have no clue (or very little clue) of what it actually feels like to specifically be sexually attracted to someone (rather than the sex itself, and all it may represent to him) in a way where you are viscerally craving that sexual contact with that specific someone, and you feel like you might go crazy if they don't finally have sex with you.

Then, along comes Radovid, that he develops a sapioromantic and sapiosexual attraction for...

And, for a while, Jaskier thinks he's just losing his freaking mind, because there are moments where Radovid is just there, simply being all sensitive and insightful while discussing dwarven politics with Yarpen, for example...

... and poor Jaskier's never been so sexually aroused in his life!!!

But Radovid is not even technically doing anything that's supposed to be "sexually charged"!

He's fully clothed, being all smart and sensitive, talking about a topic of interest to him while having lunch by the side of the road...

...and Jaskier is just there, casually eating next to him while listening to him talk with their friends.

It's 100% casual and totally trivial, day to day stuff... No plan for Jaskier to try and seduce him and have sex there!

So, how come does he suddenly feel the urge to pounce on him and beg Radovid to just take him right here and there, in front of all their friends at camp, and it's taking all the self-control he can humanly muster not to act upon that impulse?!

Instead, Jaskier stands up, awkwardly excuses himself, and decides the best way to manage the situation is to go take a random dip fully clothed in the nearest river.

"Why?", they ask. Because he was getting hot, that's why!

And no, he couldn't just remove his clothes instead! He liked them really baggy an concealing that day, thank you very much!

As a matter of fact, he might decide to just start wearing his shirt over his pants from now on, because he's starting a new fashion trend! No other reason!

Oh...

Oh, no...

NO.

Don't you dare look at me all concerned while trying to read into my behavior, you stupid prince... Wait. Is that a smirk?

You're smirking aren't you?

How do you look like you've figured it out, when I've no fucking clue what's even going on with me?!

Great! And now the river's cool water is not even working anymore!

That's it! I'm never walking out of here again, and I hope you know it's all your fault!

No. No, don't take off your shirt and get into the water with me, that's not...

Oh? Oh! Everyone else is going and leaving us alone? Okay, nevermind! Fuck! Why's it so hard to walk while standing waist deep in water? Surely there must be a way to get to you faster...

And I'm just imagining poor Jaskier trying to ask Yennefer if Radovid might be some kind of sorcerer with latent magical abilities or something... Because, whenever he's around, there are moments where he randomly feels this overwhelming urge to make love to him, even if the context is not appropriate for delivering a sexual performance of any kind!

Like yes, it has happened to him before to have "the muses" whisper in his ear that sex with a certain someone might be good, and he's typically very open to sudden bursts of inspiration and unplanned sexual improvisation!

But that's not the same thing!

It only happens specifically with Radovid - especially when he's saying or doing something really witty, sensitive or insightful - and it's like his whole body suddenly catches fire, gets all tense and trembling with need; and being touched by him and having sex with him feels like finally being able to breathe after someone's forcefully been holding your head under water for a while...

Radovid must be bewitching him, somehow, for sure!

And Yenn is like "You know that what you've just been describing is simply what regular sexual desire feels like for most people, right?"

And Jaskier's just going:

[woodchipp]

So I was mulling over OMORI like you do and I found one of the BIGGEST plot holes that you haven't somehow found: Why did Sunny even come out of his house in the "canon route"

Think about it. He literally has not opened his door for 4 years, and that seemingly hasn't intended on changing, but all of a sudden, on EXACTLY 3 days left I might add, he answers Kel. Out of nowhere and we never actually got reason for this?

Imagine you were Kel, you've been knocking for 2 months or so, and right as you were about to stop because you were losing energy (as he does on 2 days left in the Hikkikomori[?] route), and then your best friend suddenly just comes out. Then, when he's supposed to leave, before you get to say goodbye, he reveals he killed someone you saw as a sister.

I would almost feel bad for Kel if yk this game wasn't all about "Sorry uwu 😿 forgive me? 🥺🥺" for Sunny and brushing over any other character besides Basil.

My thoughts atl I'm not good at this

Don't worry, I'm not good at it either lol

Apparently the game implies Sunny might've felt compelled to go out and reconnect with his besties because he knew he had a deadline

And that just makes him look even worse, as it implies he'd have been content to uphold Basil's lie were it not for circumstances forcing him out of the house.

Lovely.

In all honesty, I can't bring myself to feel bad for Kel. Why did he start giving a shit about Sunny only after learning the latter is due to leave? dude should've been knocking on that door for all those four years. at least that would've been more of a showcase of their friendship lmao

[kelsonius]

Oh hewwo *me to literally any cat*

[unnamed-proxy]

There are two different bodies I imagine Painter with. I call them expectation and reality

Expectation is a silly boy (/gn), it gets to dress up and has a bunch of arms for painting as well as a belt that Seb gave him. Typical robot body with an artist apron and beret, as well as a really stupid shirt underneath. It’s free, it’s goofy, he may express and draw and heal from overclocking itself like we all want him to. Slice of life, he comes and goes as it pleases, filled to the brim with whimsy

Reality is a humongous, incomprehensible, fuckoff tangle of wires and screens that crawls along the ceiling and has an infinite supply of flash-beacons (and a gun of course how could I not) that it uses whenever it feels like screwing you over that run (often). He’s like Ennard fnaf if Ennard didn’t even try looking human. This is also the one I actually want to draw.

[wulfhalls]

"I'm from space" licherally ur from iowa jim

[gingertomcat]

Doing a dissertation about gingers is like hunting for slurs I can call myself

[lightsintheskye]

Boy would be nice to focus on my work and not spend 3 fuckin hours scouring the internet for my weekly Weird Moomin Product™ hyperfixation.