#dont starve quotes

[fan-da-nerd]

Are ya'll ready for another Don't Starve post that no one asked for?!

Doesn't matter you're getting it anyway.

So, I was scrolling through all the character examination quotes on the DST wiki (not an uncommon pastime for me) and encountered the record and gramophone items which led me, a lover of random slice of life lore of these nerds, to wonder;

What music do these characters like?

So I flipped through the 4 records and each characters quote for them; taking note of who had positive or negative feelings about each (as well as little details I liked) so heres what I found.

Wigfrid is a sweetie, saying that she wants to keep the classic record (Ragtime) away so 'her ally' (Maxwell) doesn't have to hear it again. Willow on the other hand is a little shit

Maxwell and Wilson are both traumatized by Ragtime but Maxwell appears to have taken it much harder (which does make sense, he dealt with it longer)

Multiple of the characters have been haunted by Ragtime in some way, though they're not all sure when they heard it

Wurt is very picky and decisive about her music tastes, whereas Wanda has a very 'Kids these days' attitude about it and WX-78 doesn't like any songs.

The spider half of Webber's favorite song is 'Creepy Forest' but Webber as a whole also likes D.R style.

Wilson is fascinated by 'modern' record tech

Maxwell just doesn't like any music at this point

Wortox says he heard D.R Style (which is only used in some trailers) 'in a dream'. I don't know what this means but it feels notable, especially because he's the only one who mentions any familiarity with it.

Most to least liked goes 1. Creepy Forest 2. D.R Style 3. E.F.S 4. Classic

If you want to see likes and dislikes broken down by song, see below

Classic

-Likes- Woodie Wurt Wortox Walter

-Dislikes- Wilson Wolfgang WX-78 Maxwell Winona Wanda 

Creepy Forest

-Likes- Willow Woodie Wigfrid Webber  Warly Wormwood Winona Walter

-Dislikes- Wolfgang Maxwell Wurt

D.R Style

-Likes- Wolfgang Woodie Wigfrid Webber Warly Wormwood Woby

-Dislikes- Wurt WX-78 Wickerbottom Maxwell Wanda

E.F.S

-Likes- Woodie Wigfrid Warly Wormwood Walter

-Dislikes- Wurt Maxwell Wolfgang Wickerbottom Webber Wanda

[wayward-wendy]

the spider lingers… does he have something to say?

[dont-starve-scrapbook]

Walani quotes that tell quite a lot about her

[plushee-cant-draw]

Quotes, dialogue, and text for the new dst hallowed nights 2024 update.

Below a cut. due to the fact, that, like usual, it is very long. There's also spoilers for what's in the update.

Before I put all the quotes and stuff here, a note and a few questions:

From now on, if I miss quotes and notice it (or, for betas, when new items/quotes are added for hotfixes,) I'll reblog the post and put those quotes under a cut. In the past I usually wouldn't update these when I found new quotes or new quotes came out TwT

Usually I separate different characters and sections with 3 blank spaces, but for the future, would something else be better/easier to read/easier to navigate? maybe 3 spaces still but a few symbols like ~~~~~ or ^^^^^ on the second line?

would anyone maybe be interested on a video tutorial sometime in the future on how to open and navigate the character speech files + the string files (which contain npc dialogue and other things)? I considered making one before but didn't because I assumed there were probably already a decent amount of guides out there, but there doesn't seem to actually be that many.

ANYWAYS ONTO THE QUOTES. any notes from me will be in () from here on

PLAYER_HOSTED = "Inthralled Corpse", PLAYER_HOSTED_ME = "Deadelgänger", MASK_SAGEHAT = "Sage's Masque", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Halfwit's Masque", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Toady's Masque", PUMPKINCARVER1 = "Pumpkin Scooper", PUMPKINCARVER2 = "Pumpkin Knife", PUMPKINCARVER3 = "Pumpkin Saw", }, (Characters seem to only have 1 quote for all 3 of these.)

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Hallowed Night",

SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Void Masque", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE_ALLEGIANCE = "Herald of Tenebrau",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "The Enchanted Doll\nA Stage Play", (I believe the doll playbill has been in the game since the "a little drama" update, but I think some character's have new quotes for it? so character quotes for it will be included with the veil playbill even if its old. Also, while I haven't checked yet, my guess is that once you get the veil playbill you can swap it out with the doll one at the stage.) PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "The Pall\nA Stage Play",

(There also seems to be a quote for when trying to carve a pumpkin that is burning.)

(Also, at the bottom, below the character quotes, is the full script for the new play + the quotes of the void masques, which I think they say when possessing a mob, and possibly a player? There's also a scrapbook entry.)

Wilson:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "They're occupied.", ME = "I'm beside myself.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Looking sharp.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Seems a bit dull.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Should I just play along?", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "It makes my brain itch.", PUMPKINCARVER = "Who's up for a gourd time?", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Spooktacular!",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "This pumpkin is cooked.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "\"Authored by C.W.\"", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "\"Brought to you by the Heralds of Tenebrau.\"",

Willow:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Let's get you cremated.", ME = "Definitely cremation.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Creepy.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Looks dopey.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Not my thing.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Feed it to the flames!", PUMPKINCARVER = "Who's the lucky pumpkin?", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "This track makes me feel... mischievous.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "It's perfect.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "What a weird story.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "There's so much talking in this one.",

Wolfgang:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Hello? Do you remember Wolfgang?", ME = "Poor Wolfgang!", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Not Wolfgang style.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Silly face!", MASK_TOADYHAT = "It will hide handsome face of Wolfgang.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Just stay away from Wolfgang, okay?", PUMPKINCARVER = "Wolfgang is best pumpkin carver. Best.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "We listen together, yes?",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "No! Wolfgang's pumpkin!",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "Is very hard to remember so many words.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Wolfgang not afraid watch, just don't feel like it.",

Wendy: PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "A souless existence.", ME = "I don't need another dead twin.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "I already mask my emotions.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "I already mask my emotions.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "I already mask my emotions.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Parasite.", PUMPKINCARVER = "I love a pumpkin gutting contest.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Love it.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Oh well.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "What a strange little story.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Fun!",

WX-78:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "FILTY ORGANICS CAN'T EVEN STAY DEAD", ME = "NO, YOU ARE THE COPY!", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "ANNOYING", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "STUPID", MASK_TOADYHAT = "RIDICULOUS", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "NO ATTACHMENTS!",

PUMPKINCARVER = "STAB EVERY PUMPKIN", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "SLIGHT TOE-TAPPING DETECTED",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "SYSTEM MELTDOWN, JOB ABORTED",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "RUNSCRIPT \"THE ENCHANTED DOLL\"", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "RUNSCRIPT \"THE PALL\"",

Wickerbottom:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "An unsubtle reminder of one's own mortality.", ME = "How undignified.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "There are times one must take the helm.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "There are no small parts.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "We all have our role to play.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "A sort of parasite hailing from another realm.", PUMPKINCARVER = "I have carved many pumpkins in my day, and I was quite skilled.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Tsk. This type of music inspires all manner of mischief.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "A hot mess indeed.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "I suspect there's a deeper meaning to its storyline.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Rather on-the-nose, if you ask me.",

Woodie:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "You're not yourself lately.", ME = "That is throwin' me for a loop, Luce.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Think you're clever?", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Nice face.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "I dunno about this.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "It makes me uncomfortable.", PUMPKINCARVER = "Sure you can carve a pumpkin better, Luce. Sure.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "You can really... swing an axe to this.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Aw. That was my best one yet.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "The theater ain't really my sorta thing.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "I might sleep through it.",

Wes:

Maxwell:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "You've changed.", ME = "Jack? Wait, no.", (From what I can tell this is the only time Jack is mentioned by name in game and the second time Maxwell mentions him at all in his quotes. I AM a veryyy normal person about Jack and I feel a normal amount of feelings and emotions about this <- lying) }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "I'd prefer not to put that on my face.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "I'd prefer not to put that on my face.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "I'd prefer not to put that on my face.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "An unwelcome guest.", PUMPKINCARVER = "Delightful.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Ugh, no more.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "That's what I get for engaging in foolery.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "I think she's enjoying this a bit too much.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "It's a unique take, I'll admit.",

Wigfrid:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "I shall take no pleasure in destroying you, friend.", ME = "'Tis an abomination!", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Only a craven hides their face.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Only a craven hides their face.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Only a craven hides their face.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Keep away thy cursed embrace.", PUMPKINCARVER = "A child's toy.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "A serenade for the ghosts and ghouls.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Curses! I was not done with that!",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "I am not familiar with the playwright.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Hmm. 'Tis avant-garde.",

Webber: PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Remember me?", ME = "Gonna be our own best friend!", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Ooooh, they'll never guess it's us!", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Hehe, what a funny face.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "We wanna try this one.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Maybe it just wants a friend to play with.", PUMPKINCARVER = "Fun fun fun fun fun.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "We want candy.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Haha! Again!",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "What a funny play!", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "It's not scary. We won't cover our eyes.",

Winona:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Ain't nothin' right about that.", ME = "No, thank you.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Like wearin' a sculpture on your face.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Kinda idiotic.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "One size fits all!", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Looks like a real headache.", PUMPKINCARVER = "A pumpkin carver is only as good as their tools.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Gives me the heebie jeebies.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "You're supposed to light it after it's been carved.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "Somehow I think there's more to the story.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Who the heck is Herald?",

Warly:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Rest in peace... please!", ME = "My mind is scrambled!", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Fancy. What is the occasion?", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Bouffon.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "It has a strange expression.", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "It is one bad customer.", PUMPKINCARVER = "Ah yes. I can use this.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "It really sets the mood.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "You were too beautiful for this world.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "I wonder who will play the lead?", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Seems a little dark, no?",

Wortox:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Can't you see, you're dead to me?", ME = "As such, I've seen too much. Hyuyu...", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Hard to despise this disguise!", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Who's down to clown?", MASK_TOADYHAT = "A mask fit for the task!", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "That thingy looks clingy.", PUMPKINCARVER = "My turn to carve the lantern!", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Thrilling and chilling!",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "I weren't done, this burnt one!",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "A curious tale of friendship and betrayal.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "More of a controversial commercial.",

Wormwood: PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Dead friend", ME = "Dead me!", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Smarty face", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Cute face", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Friend face?", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "What Grabby Face want? Face?", PUMPKINCARVER = "Make pumpkin friend face", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Spooky spooky",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Naughty fire!",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "Sad story", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Scare show",

Wurt:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Weird game.", ME = "Look familiar.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Nice horns. Me wear.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Haha, silly.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "For play pretend?", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Aww. Just wants a hug. Florp!", PUMPKINCARVER = "Florp! Pumpkin poker.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Like this one.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Haha! Burning.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "Too many words to remember, florp.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Dunno. Ask Wicker-lady.",

Walter:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "Don't you recognize me?", ME = "Dead me walking! Ha... ha?", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "It's pointy.", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Heh, what a goofy face.", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Should I try it on, Woby?", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "I think it just wants a friend.", PUMPKINCARVER = "Safety first, Woby!", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "Instant classic!",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "Do I still get the badge?",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "It's like a radio play you can watch!", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Oooh, this looks spooky.",

Wanda:

PLAYER_HOSTED = { GENERIC = "A horrid way to go.", ME = "Better luck this time.", }, MASK_SAGEHAT = "Who has time for masquerading?", MASK_HALFWITHAT = "Who has time for masquerading?", MASK_TOADYHAT = "Who has time for masquerading?", SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE = "Wondered when you'd be showing up.", PUMPKINCARVER = "No time for fun... Well, maybe this once.", },

RECORD_HALLOWEDNIGHTS = "This takes me back.",

ANNOUNCE_NOPUMPKINCARVINGONFIRE = "What a waste of time.",

PLAYBILL_THE_DOLL = "What an odd little play.", PLAYBILL_THE_VEIL = "Rather disturbing if you ask me.",

Wonkey:

(Now, for the new play, and the soliloquies from the new characters. I. don't know how to access this in game, but this is the script for it I found in the code.)

SAGE_SOLILOQUY = { -- SAGE "Ye haven’t a clue what’s coming", "Something special, no doubt!", "Shall I spoil it for ye?", "I mustn’t!", "Ye’ll have to wait ‘til we’re complete!", "Patience, friends!", "PATIENCE.", }, TOADY_SOLILOQUY = { -- TOADY "Why did the playwright dim the lights in the first act?", "Foreshadowing!", }, HALFWIT_SOLILOQUY = { -- HALFWIT "Hath ye seen me chums?", "We came as three.", "Now ‘tis just me.", "Hath ye seen me chums?", }, THEVEIL = { BIRD1_1 = "Our next guests need no introduction!", BIRD2_2 = "Then why are we here?", BIRD1_3 = "Good point.", LINE1_SAGE = "Salutations, friends!", LINE2_SAGE = "We three be heralds of our tenebrous provider.", LINE3_TOADY = "Ooooh… tenebrous!", LINE4_SAGE = "Dark!", LINE5_TOADY = "Sooo dark, yes!", LINE6_HALFWIT = "Deadly!", LINE7_SAGE = "Not deadly.", LINE8_TOADY = "Benevolent!", LINE9_HALFWIT = "So benevolent!", LINE10_SAGE = "Ye hath queries.", LINE11_TOADY = "Ye art intrigued!", LINE12_HALFWIT = "Terrified!", -- LINE13_SAGE_TOADY = "…", LINE14_SAGE = "There is nothing to fear…", LINE15_TOADY = "From the dark, at least.", LINE16_SAGE = "Of what should ye be afraid?", LINE17_HALFWIT = "The dark!", --LINE18_SAGE_TOADY = "…", LINE19_SAGE = "No.", LINE20_SAGE = "Why, the accursed gleam of lumin, of course!", LINE21_HALFWIT = "Of course!", LINE22_TOADY = "From that blasted celestial orb!", LINE23_HALFWIT = "Ugh! Orb!", LINE24_SAGE = "Yes. \"Ugh,\" indeed!", LINE25_SAGE = "We too hail from our own realms.", LINE26_SAGE = "Menaced by horrible gods.", LINE27_TOADY = "That is until the sweet pall was laid upon us.", LINE28_SAGE = "And now, we three be free!", LINE29_HALFWIT = "Freeeeee!", LINE30_SAGE = "Ye too can be liberated!", LINE31_HALFWIT = "Wheeeee!", LINE32_SAGE = "Join us \'neath the protective pall", LINE33_SAGE = "ye shall never fear the dark again!", LINE34_TOADY = "Never build another fire!", LINE35_HALFWIT = "Or chop wood!", LINE36_TOADY = "Or sleep!", LINE37_SAGE = "Or eat!", LINE38_HALFWIT = "Or blink!", LINE39_TOADY = "Ye can still blink.", LINE40_HALFWIT = "Still blink!", LINE41_SAGE = "Ye will be one with the ever night!", LINE42_TOADY = "Forever in the sweet, dim embrace!", LINE43_SAGE = "Forever…", LINE44_SAGE = "in…", LINE45_HALFWIT = "Darkness.", },

(Dialogue for the void masques:)

SHADOWTHRALL_PARASITE_CHANT = { "Tenebrau", "Tenebrous", "salutations", "friends", "dark", "benevolent", "no fear", "Cursed light", "Sweet pall", "Be free", "liberate", "Ever night", "Dim embrace", "love", "Friends", "Joyous", "Welcome", "Resist not", "Surrender", "No pain", "No feel", "Forever we", "Many worlds", "One we", "In peace", "Protect ye", "Under the veil", },

(And lastly, 1 scrapbook entry.)

PUMPKINCARVER = "Can be used to carve specific shapes on Giant Pumpkins.", },

(And that's all I can find for now. btw, if anyone has been able to see how the void masques work in game, could you tell me? I could spawn them, but they never possessed anything so I might've been doing something wrong :/)

[vleemer88]

Apologies to my cotl fans for not posting cotltober recently, I might have to switch to easy mode bc i got sent to the ER and probably need surgery(i am in SO MUCH PAIN)💀💀 either way I pushed through and drew these, eat up! lambs wool is blocky bc i was experimenting and procreate decided to crash on me and i dont feel like fixing it

[fduck0]

I wanna talk ab this bc its SO funny to me. This kid?

empty stare, completely neutral, thinking about chipi chipi chapa chapa cat probably or something.

Her reaction to goofy horror stories, unimpressed, completely bored, shes 100% lived through worse

reaction to dark magic? intrigued. nothing more than just "woah." probably.

BUT WHAT STORY MAKES THIS KID JUMP?

TAKE A WILD GUESS BC its hansel and gretel lmao

its so stupid and i love it so much

[cameoappearance]

Could you do something about the quotes for the Pig Queen (Queen Malfalfa)? Wheeler's quote is where I got the ship from.

Yeah OK.

Every Don't Starve character meeting the Pig Queen:

Wilson: "She looks bossy." Willow: "Hey there, your majesty." Wolfgang: "Wolfgang should curtsy?" Wendy: "A life of aristocracy is a life empty of meaning." WX-78: "I AM YOUR MONARCH NOW" Wickerbottom: "Clearly the monarch of this society." Woodie: "We separated from the crown ages ago." Maxwell: "She does not smell particularly royal." Wigfrid: "O, great lady!" Webber: "She looks majestic." Walani: "Afternoon, queenie." Warly: "What feasts she must have…" Woodlegs: "Whar be yer treasure?" Wilba: "MAMA, QUEEN OF HAMLETS" Wormwood: "Fancy Twirly Tail" Wheeler: "Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler at your service, your majesty." Wagstaff: "Are you a patron of the sciences by any chance?"

[ancient-sentrypede]

The shadow thurible quotes suggest it smells different to each character, though most describe it as something relating to fire, or simply a foul odor. Here's my headcanon list of what each survivor smells from the thurible (and also the canon smells)

Wilson- chemicals Willow- burnt hair Maxwell-roses (of course) Winona- gasoline Warly- burning food Wortox- brimstone (brimstone means sulphur. so rotten eggs.) Wendy- saltwater, candle wax Wolfgang- caged animals, coal exhaust WX- I'm skeptical if they can smell, but it'd be mice Wickerbottom- burning paper, ink Woodie- sawdust, gunsmoke Wes- Soot Wigfrid- Newsprint Webber- Citronella Wormwood- cut plants, burning plants in general Wurt- fresh cooking, stone rubble Walter- blood, brushfire Wanda- I don't know. Old people?

[chemsaway]

I just came out of the whole to draw some new skin Wilson

I care for him too much, thank you Klei

[quotes-to-starve-by]

Wilson: What do you three have to say for yourself? Webber: Wendy: Wortox: Oops?

[cottoncandytoomuchcheese]

"I'm going to be attacked by dogs in 3 minutes"

[sml-wiki]

Assortments but mainly Weslie again I'm insane ok

[fiend-ds-blog-inactive]

wilson in full dental gear is the funniest thing I've drawn all day

[plushee-cant-draw]

Quotes from the DST Year of the Snake/Year of the Depths Worm Update

Because it's just an event update, there's not too many quotes, but it's still under a cut :3

(If I missed anything, please let me know!!)

New things added/code names:

YEAR_OF_THE_SNAKE = "Year of the Depths Worm",

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = "Depths Worm Shrine", YOTS_WORM = "Gilded Depths Worm", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = "Jubilantern Post", YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Jubilantern Post Kit",

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Gilded Depths Worm Figure",

CHESSPIECE_YOTS_SKETCH = "Gilded Depths Worm Figure Sketch", (I think characters just use the generic sketch quote for these so they aren't included.)

Wilson:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "It’s bursting with promise!", EMPTY = "It has a monstrous appetite.", BURNT = "Willow!", }, YOTS_WORM = "It comes from lesser depths.", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "It's post to be there.", BURNT = "It's post post", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Where's it post to go?", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "It's a worm, figures.", (This doesn't show up in the strings file and most characters seem to have the same quote for it and the yots chesspiece so I'm not completely sure if they're two separate things or not. I assume they are, though?) },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "I usually try to stay away from gold diggers.",

Willow:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "I still think we should torch it.", EMPTY = "I vote for torching it.", BURNT = "See? It worked!", }, YOTS_WORM = " Are those scales wooden? Interesting.", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "It'll be brighter if I burn it.", BURNT = "At least it burned bright!", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "I can burn it as is.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Still gross.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Still gross.",

Wolfgang:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "Wormy treats for Wolfgang!", EMPTY = "Are you hungry, wormy?", BURNT = "Wolfgang not crying. Just smokey.", }, YOTS_WORM = "Hey, worm not allowed up here!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Post is both dazzling and useful, like Wolfgang.", BURNT = "It was good post.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Wolfgang light up the dance floor.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Worm was no match for Wolfgang.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Worm was no match for Wolfgang.",

Wendy:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "Abigail loved surprises.", EMPTY = "Perhaps like consumes like.", BURNT = "Inevitable, really.", }, YOTS_WORM = "It’s actually quite beautiful.", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "It does seem to bring some cheer.", BURNT = "Shame, it was pretty.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Shall I cast some light upon the darkness?", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "How curious, the things we choose to commemorate.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "How curious, the things we choose to commemorate.",

WX-78:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "UNIT ACTIVATED", EMPTY = "REQUIRES ORGANIC ABOMINATION FLESH OFFERING", BURNT = "OVERHEATED", }, YOTS_WORM = "PREPARE TO BE SEGMENTED, FILTHY FLESH LOG", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "LIGHTING SYSTEM SUPPORT", BURNT = "DELETED", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "PATHETIC FLESH LOG", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "PATHETIC FLESH LOG",

Wickerbottom:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "The appropriate offering was made.", EMPTY = "It requires a meat sacrifice of the monster variety.", BURNT = "Somehow most of our things get reduced to carbon.", }, YOTS_WORM = "A surface dwelling worm. Interesting.", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Delightful!", BURNT = "Carbonized. Pity.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "One of those whippersnappers should find themselves useful and construct this.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "One of the hungriest large invertebrates.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "One of the hungriest large invertebrates.",

Woodie:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "I’m feeling lucky, Luce!", EMPTY = "What do you feed a monster like that?", BURNT = "So that’s why I smelled smoke.", }, YOTS_WORM = "WOO..orm?", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "No, Lucy. You are not chopping it down.", BURNT = "There’s nothing left to chop, Lucy.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "These would look great around my cabin.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "We had some close calls with this guy, eh Luce?", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "It would've looked better carved out of wood.",

Wes:

Maxwell:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = " Happy now? What do I get?", EMPTY = "Greedy little worm, aren’t you?", BURNT = "My money is on Little Miss Pyro.", }, YOTS_WORM = "What are you doing up here?", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Nice post.", BURNT = "What a waste.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "I have to do everything!", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Let's leave this underground.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Let's leave this underground.",

Wigfrid:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "The worm hath been appeased.", EMPTY = "The worm doth demand a worthy sacrifice.", BURNT = "The shrine itself offered to the implacable gods!", }, YOTS_WORM = "I shall send thee back to the depths, worm!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "I hope she'll hold.", BURNT = "Must the gods taketh everything?", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Prepare thyself, for revelry doth await.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "I do relish thy slaying, worm.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "I do relish thy slaying, worm.",

Webber:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "A surprise for us!", EMPTY = "What do we give it?", BURNT = "It wasn’t us.", }, YOTS_WORM = "You’ll never catch us, worm!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Fancy!", BURNT = "Aw. It burned.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "We can build it!", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Can we play with this worm?", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "We can play with this worm!",

Winona:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "Alright, worm. Whatd’ya got for me?", EMPTY = "This worm’s lookin’ famished.", BURNT = "What a shame.", }, YOTS_WORM = "Them worms came dressed to party.", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Not bad.", BURNT = "That’s not how it works.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Party lights? Hmm...", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Ugh, still makes my skin crawl.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Ugh, still makes my skin crawl.",

Warly:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "The worm is well fed!", EMPTY = "I think monster meat is on the menu!", BURNT = "The worm is toast.", }, YOTS_WORM = "Look out for that most exquisite worm!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "It sets a festive mood!", BURNT = "Hey! I was using that!", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "It will look lovely in the evening.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "How could I forget the chewing.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "I remember the chewing.",

Wortox:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "The worm’s terms are met!", EMPTY = "On what does the beast wish to feast?", BURNT = "My head was turned, and it was burned.", }, YOTS_WORM = "Stand firm against the squirm of the worm!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "A post with the most to boast!", BURNT = "Who cares! We have spares! Right?", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "It will stand tall with them all!", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Make no error facing this writhing terror.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Make no error facing this writhing terror.",

Wormwood:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "Wiggly full", EMPTY = "What wiggly eat?", BURNT = "Bad, bad fire", }, YOTS_WORM = "Shiny wiggly?", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Pretty tall friend", BURNT = "Poor tall friend", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Make tall friend!", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Little wiggly", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Little wiggly",

Wurt:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "Gimme, gimme!", EMPTY = "No Mermfolk meat for you!", BURNT = "Bye, worm!", }, YOTS_WORM = "GOLD WORM!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Party post? Party post!", BURNT = "Glurgh, party over.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Me good builder.", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "Little worm is so cute!", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "Cute little worm.",

Walter:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "I'm squirming with excitement!", EMPTY = "What should we feed it, Woby?", BURNT = "Looks like someone forgot their fire safety.", }, YOTS_WORM = "Woby, watch out for that worm!", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "It makes me happy too, Woby!", BURNT = "Went up like a giant matchstick!", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Light it up, post to post!", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "The carving somehow still feels slithery!", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "The carving still looks slithery!",

Wanda:

-- Year of the Snake YOTS_SNAKESHRINE = { GENERIC = "Offering made. Let’s get on with it, worm!", EMPTY = "If I recall, it needs monster meat.", BURNT = "It was just a matter of time.", }, YOTS_WORM = "I don’t remember seeing you up here.", YOTS_LANTERN_POST = { GENERIC = "Who has time to celebrate? Okay, fine.", BURNT = "Who saw that coming? Me.", }, YOTS_LANTERN_POST_ITEM = "Let's put it up already!", CHESSPIECE_DEPTHWORM = "And I just managed to forget you.", },

CHESSPIECE_YOTS = "And I just managed to forget you.",

Wonkey:

And that seems to be all (to my knowledge at least)

[spidergirlpalps]

"A Mindless Drone...

...I like them."

[ancient-sentrypede]

Oh shit! It’s Wortox Wednesday!

Wortox is great at keeping secrets, it’s an essential part of playing any prank! Of course, this also extends to how cryptic he can be about the constant’s history or his own personal feelings.

His secretiveness might not be unique to him, but instead a general trait for imps,

I do believe he has more similar quotes, which implies he finds humans habits of sharing information strange, or even something to look down upon.

This concludes this week's Wortox Wednesday