#dont get a heartattack guys

[madwomansapologist]

dress w Richie pleaseeeeeee

Taylor Swift Writing Challenge: Dress

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synopsis: People may not understand why you both decided to not let anyone know about your relatioship. They wouldn't understand how exciting it is to share a secret with someone you love. Or how funny it is to tease him on public.

warnings: a squint of role playing. teasing.

Beef closed earlier than usual. Holidays. Everyone spent the day smiling, overwhelmed by the relief of not having to work the next day.

You took a while to get into the locker room. Carmy had a new idea to ​​organize the team and you spent a few minutes trying to make him understand that he can't expect that much from everyone. Working there is traumatizing enough. By the time you finished changing, most of your colleagues were leaving.

"Dios mio," Tina exclaimed as soon as she saw you. "You're a knockout!"

You blew her a kiss, giving her a little spin and showing off your new dress. Sydney whistled, then got embarrassed that she was brave enough to do it. "Where are you going?"

You bit your bottom lip and shrugged. "I don't know," you laughed. "Can't a girl dress up for herself?"

"No", Tina snapped. "Who's the lucky one?"

"It's not a big deal", you answered her. "He's just a guy."

"Aham", Ebra pretended to believe. "Just a guy."

Richie came out of the kitchen drying his hand with a cloth, and froze when he saw you. He cleared his throat but couldn't say anything. He shifted his gaze to his fingers and focused on drying what was already dry.

"Did you see the mess you left in the storeroom?" Richie crossed his arms, gesturing towards you. "I don't care if you have a fancy date or whatever, go arrange that before you leave."

There was a glint hidden in his eye. A shared joke. They have no idea about him and you. "It will be quickly", you haved to the rest of the team. "See y'all next week."

You walked slowly to the storeroom. Heels echoed through the empty kitchen. You opened the metal door, who revealed the perfectly tidy storeroom. Carmy would have a heartattack if someone ever turn it into a mess.

"I guess there is nothing here I need to do. Can I go home?"

The door closed behind you. "I dont think so." Callused hands grabbed you by your waist. His body was pressed against your. You felt his face climbing over your shoulder, his nose pressed against your neck. "This place is a mess. I will need you here all night long."

"Really?" You played his little game. "Gosh, I was ready to leave. What will I do now?"

He smiled against the thin skin of your neck, and nibbled lightly. "You can start by taking off this dress."

His fingers dug into the skin of her hip. You stroked them, then lowered them to your thighs. "I only bought this dress so you could take it off."

Richie laughed against your ear. "You gonna be the death of me."

"As cooks", you whispered, dragging fingernails down his arms. "I will assume it will involve fire. It doesn't bother you? I mean, if it does, you can walk away."

"If I get burned", Richie turned you. Now, facing him, you smirked. "At least we were electrified."

"That don't make sense."

"Oh, shut up." He leaned to kiss you. "I bought wine."

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| Fealty | Chapter  1

[A/N] Hi, this is my first fan fiction that I have published onto Tumblr. I wrote this because of the ever increasing numbers of people who have a special thirst for the purple space daddy. So for all of those thirsty hoes out there, this is for you <3 To start of, this chapter doesn’t have much fluff or love, since I’m going to be writing the background scenario concept..whatever, in which it will lead to all the fluffy smutty stuff later on. Btw if you are one of those Marvel fans who absolutely HATE Thanos, then can you be so kind and just scroll past this. I don’t need your kink shaming here thanks. I would appreciate it. :3

Pairing: Thanos x Reader

Summary: You had always thought that you were born a meaningless birth, you would live a meaningless life, and would die a meaningless death. Being born poor in a rich world is one of the greatest curse in the Universe. For you, it was a fight for survival everyday of your life. The hassles you have endured throughout your life turned you into a merciless being capable of killing without a second thought. It was the only way to ensure your survival until you met the King titan himself. He gave you a preposition to a better life, you would stand by his side and his cause. But only at a price. 

Warning(s): If your sensitive to written violence, than this chapter has a lot of violence. If you’re not, some violence. 

Word count: 1,508

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“Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.”

The words escaped your lips, barely audible to yourself. Out in the distance was a neighboring planet of your own. What was once a planet, is now just a cloud of debris, hurdling its way to your world. The sky had turned a blood orange, the meteors burning a bright yellow in the sky as it entered the atmosphere.

You thought this was the end; if the huge chunk of what used to be a planet, hit your own, it was all done for. Civilizations and people would vanish. It would become a barren land. You wouldn’t miss your life, it wasn’t the greatest. You spent your life searching for scraps of food in an otherwise rich planet. You fought for your life every single day from passerby harassers, you stole to survive. But you never sold your dignity or self-respect. You swore to yourself that you would rather die of starvation with dignity rather than sell yourself.

You glanced around yourself; there was no difference between the rich and the poor as of now. It was every man for themselves. People’s primal instincts have kicked into overdrive. Death was approaching, and it did not care whether you were rich or poor.

You wished you could tell yourself that this was all natural, that the planets core was just unstable, and it collapsed on itself. You wished you could tell yourself that beautiful lie, but you knew what the real reason was. Rather, who the real culprit was.

It was him.

Thanos.

You’ve heard ghost stories about him throughout your life. They called him the Mad Titan, the destroyer of worlds.

Now you have witnessed, how powerful he really is. What one man could do to this galaxy alone.

Albeit how powerful he was, you were not afraid. You have witnessed true horrors throughout your life, this was nothing. You did not fear death, you embraced it.

You observed the dread among the people, the shrill screams of women and children. The cry for help. It was the end times, you were sure of it. Even the mad titan could not save everyone. Not that he wanted to save them anyway.

“Hey, you!” You squinted at the voice, it was the same men who always hassled you on the streets. They assumed it would be hilarious to pick on the helpless and underprivileged every day. But not today.

They ran at you, only to abruptly stop in close perimeter of you. Deliberately, they started to surround you.

“Give us everything you have!”

You slightly touched your pocket to check if you still had your knife. The man in front of you grew increasingly impatient, he grabbed your collar pulling you towards him.

“Look girlie, I ain’t got much patience left. Now give me your stuff or you’re gonna regret it.” He growled.

“Try me.” You spat at him, he let go of you then stumbled back, wiping your spit from his face. He pulled out a knife, a shiny one at that.

“Shouldn’t have done that. Boys!”

Two of his men seized you from the side, holding you in place. You struggled against their hold as much as you could, but to no avail. The leader of this pathetic group, who you spat on, approached you slowly. The silver knife glinted in his hand. He held the knife up to your throat.

“I’m going to really enjoy this.” A deranged smile crept up on his features.

Your heart raced, the blade slowly dug in your throat, breaking the barrier of the skin. You hissed at the stinging pain. However, the men were preoccupied with watching you squirm, so much that they softened their grip on you a bit.

You took your chance. In one quick move, you brought your legs up and with both your legs, kicked the man in front of you. You then went for the men on the side. You kicked one of them between the legs, sending him to his knees. With one arm free now, you grabbed your knife from your pocket, rapidly stabbing the second guy multiple times in the gut. You then sliced his throat open in one swift swing.

The blood gushed all over you.

You turned to the other men, they were readying their stance to fight you. One had a knife, the other did not. You were not exactly trained in combat, but you were clever enough to now the weak points in combat.

You tried to shake off the giddiness that was slowly creeping up on you. This was taking all the energy out of you.

The man with the knife came forth first, haphazardly swinging his knife at you, in which you were able to predict his swings and accurately dodge the attacks. When you ducked, you took one swing at his knee cap, the skin breaking easily. He fell forward in a haste. You immediately dug your knife into the base of his skull, killing him.

You looked at the other man, your breathing becoming rapid. He stood there shocked for a few seconds before tackling you to the ground. He then proceeded tighten his hands around your throat, you felt the painful squeeze around your windpipe. Your eyes started to water, and your vision started to blur.

Your arms unconsciously searched the area around you for your knife. Once you felt the familiar material of your combat knife, you gripped the handle, pushing your arm out in front of you. The knife dug deep in his neck. The blood seeped through the cut, down your hands and dripped onto your face. The mans body went limp against you.

With all your remaining energy, you pushed the mans corpse off you.

You laid there, in the pool of someone else’s blood. Your heart raced against your chest as your breathing became shallow. You felt the energy leaving your body with each breath you took.

The last thing you saw before you had fallen unconscious was the looming presence of a circular space vessel above you.

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 You blinked back at thunderstorms swarming in your mind, the disjointed haze receding to the point where you could make sense of the world around you. Though the edges of your vision flickered and danced, the center merged into a dark metal room. A few lights seeped through from the gaps of what seemed to be the exit door. The dense air inside the room made you woozy, you stumbled with every second step, but you had to reach that door.

Prior to reaching the door, you were pushed back by an unseemly force. You stumbled back, hitting your back to the cold metal wall. The sudden chill jolted you away from the wall. The blinding light crept into the room, reaching the corners of the dark metal chamber, lightening it up.

You looked towards the door and saw a quaint alien, with little to no hair on his head, and no nose. His movements were graceful and elegant. It was quite unusual, but natural at the same time. He reminded you of a frail old man with decades of wisdom imbedded within him.

“Child…” he strolled slowly towards you, he held a small cup in his hands, “Drink this, you will feel much better.”

You took the cup and glanced at the questionable liquid inside. It was a weird dark liquid which seemed to move on its own accord as you tilted the cup from side to side.

The man in front of you stood, waiting for you to drink the liquid.

You took a deep breath, calming your nerves then took a quick swig of the liquid. You almost barfed when the taste hit your tongue. You gave the cup back to the strange man.

“Who are you?” your voice sounded alien to your own ears. It was deeper and more hoarse than usual. “Where did you bring me?”

He took the cup, silently. “Follow me.” he ushered.

You hesitantly followed his lead. Walking out of the room, you started to take everything in. The hallways were somewhat curved, and the colour would have been completely black were it not for the glint of purple every now and then. Upon closer inspection, there seemed to be wires stuck inside the walls, as if the actual material of the wall itself was translucent. The wall itself looked glossy, maybe it felt glossy too.

“Please do not touch the walls.”

You pulled your hand back then made your way back to the man, resuming the escort.

Soon enough, the man led you to a closed double door. He opened the giant double doors, leading you into a great hall.

The very fact that you were sent into a gigantic hall made of rare metals and gems was not what caught your attention. It was the large panels of glass at the end of said hall. And what was outside.

Outside the windows, was nothing but space. You were in outer space. In a spaceship.

The man led you deeper into the great hall, until you stood no further than 5 feet away from a levitating chair. Which resembled more to a throne come to think of it.

Your eyes were focused on the windows, until the throne moved to turn around.

You then realized you were face to face with none other than the Mad Titan himself. And you were in his ship.

‘Oh…fuck.’

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[A/N] Ha :D I left it on that note. I might be able to finish the next part fairly soon. Because we’re just getting started. I hope I can get the word count at least over 2000 for you guys till then. Btw my writing sucks, so if you have made it all the way down to here now that you are reading these black bold letters, I just want to say that I love you. And thank you for reading my first published fanfic! <3

[easytoospell]

[candycatstuffs]

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE UH. THE SCENE WHEN SONIC TOM N MADDIE ARE ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED BY THE GIANT ROBOT. YKNOW THAT SCENE. i think i was in a weird trance when i was watching it so brain wasnt processing any of it but rewatching it sonics voice is so desperate and tired and just??? yknow?? ? his frantic 'no no no no no no nO NO NO' when the emerald breaks to the broken 'i love you guys' to tom n maddie........... thats when the tears started i think. this movie man.. anyways uhh im curious what headcanons you have for knux because no thoughts head empty rn but you always have right opinions so :]

SPOILERS BELOW, YOU R WARNED! Also im sorry this is SO long jnafjfij my brain is currently a stuffed crust pizza

hhhhhhhh yea, hes sounds so desperate right there </3 my boy was trying so hard to be a hero and protect his family, friends, and home and he thought hed failed D''': that moment is probably what made him rly realize he thought of them as his parents tbh

granted, i wasnt really able to take any of that in at the time cuz AS SOON AS THE MASTER EMERALD FELL AND HE STARTED CRAWLING TOWARDS IT I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND GENUINELY HAD SOME KIND OF ATTACK. im not fuckin around, i genuinely could not breathe i thought i was gonna faint because of fucking sonic the hedgehog. i didnt cry, but goddamn was that feeling something. luckily i managed to get my breathing fairly steady by the time IT happened. god, when i heard the chaos emeralds and they formed the circle and went to his heart i thought i was gonna have a heartattack, i still cannot believe he went super. that entire scene was so perfect and i felt so many things aaaa

ough headcanons.... see the thing about knuckles in this movie is he was SO. FRICKIN. PERFECT. that i have like no headcanons. what more could i want? he was without flaw this is the best hes been written in literal years and i hope the people who make the sonic games take notes dsjfkfkjsdjkdas. these arent rly movie specific, but for knux i headcanon that he cannot handle really processed or rly spicy foods. my boy has an all natural diet, that stuff would annihilate him lol. also his favorite color is green sorry i dont make the rules <3. ALSO he is so competitive, especially when sonic is involved, so i like to imagine him trying to beat him rly hard in videogames and getting angry that his gloves impede his ability to use a controller. Unfortunately, they do no impede his ability to put that controller through a wall. ALSOALSO i rly wanna see knuckles carry both sonic and tails at once, its oneof my favorite things to think about <3

what im really wondering is for sleeping arrangements in the attic, r they gonna get a triple bunkbed, or have 3 beds side by side lik alvin and the chipmunks lmaoo. honestly, i feel like knuckles is gonna try to sleep on the floor(or the stairs like in sonic x <3) but then theyre gonna introduce him to soft beds and blankets and he just :O he didnt know sleeping could be this comfortable??? hes never sleeping without soft blankies again???? also, tails getting an airplane bed to match sonics racecar one would be great heheh

[lolawassad]

Alphonzo x afab!reader part two to this @nerdyshitislit

SMUT MINORS DNI

The door slams open to the room "Get your paws off of our sibling" Diego yells out startling you awake, you whine before you burry your head into Alphonzo's chest "you should leave" Alphonzo tells them while wrapping his arms around you tighter making Luther scoff he goes to say something but Sloane and Jayme walk up

Luther starts flirting with Sloane and Jayme starts arguing with your siblings "Just let them be, they arent hurting anyone" she says voice filled with venom

You sigh loudly before placing a kiss on Alphonso's cheek "Ill see you later" you whisper before walking over to the window you open the window and stand on the window frame making Alphonso jump up worried as to what your doing "okay lets go" you tell your siblings annoyed before letting yourself drop from the window

Alphonso runs to the window only to see you making a staircase using plants making him sigh in relief "way to give a guy a heartattack Darl" he yells to you making you turn "sorry!" you yell back sheepishly before blowing him a kiss and turning back around

Alphonso keeps watching until you are out of his view, he closes the window before turning around seeing your siblings still there "leave, what are you waiting for?" he asks annoyed before slamming the door in their face

He throws himself on his bed annoyed, he looks up at the ceiling and sighs loudly before perking up and running to his closet before finding what he was looking for, yelling out for Fei

When you enter your hotel room you throw yourself on the bed before letting out a loud annoyed sigh, its then you hear a tap on the window, confused you walk up to it and open the curtain only to be met with a crow holding a phone

You open the window and the crow flies in dropping the phone on the bed before cawing and flying away, the phone softly beeps making you close the window again and walk over to the bed, you sit down and grab the phone opening it

"Hey darl, now we can talk without your family interupting" the text reads making you smile, you go to reply but the door is knocked on "y/n?" someone asks making you sigh, you put the phone under your pillow and lay down, blanket over you

The door opens "y-" the person cuts themselves off "they are sleeping" the voice whispers again before you hear footsteps leaving, the door closing softly

You grab the phone and sit up, blanket thrown to the edge of the bed "hey!:)" you send back before softly biting your lip "i miss having you in my arms" Alphonso texts back making you giggle softly

You start typing a reply but stop when he texts "wanna video call? i miss your cute little face" you look away before letting the phone drop on the bed and you cover your face letting out a soft squeel

Instead of replying back you press on the video button, he is quick to pick up "hey there darl" Alphonso coo's, you wave making him chuckle "aw you shy now baby?" he asks making you nod

"Its just me darling" he says "i know" you say softly making him chuckle again "your so fucking cute angel" he says making you drop the phone, your thighs squeeze together and you let out a soft gasp

"Did you like that baby?" he asks "come on be good for me and answer me" he demand when you dont reply, you pick up the phone "wait darling look on the desk in your room" he says making you turn your head to see a laptop "where did?" you go to ask but he cuts you off "well i wanna see you even when you cant be here or i can be with you so i found a laptop and phone that were unused, hang up, open the laptop and call me via there" he demands making you nod before hanging up

You let out a happy sigh, rushing to the door and locking it then going to the desk and grabbing the laptop and moving to the bed with it, you open it and open Whatsapp before pressing the call button as its ringing you start feeling cold so you get up

You walk around the room before finding the bag you brought back home earlier "this isnt my bag" you whisper before opening it and finding sweaters that belong to Alphonso "hey darling where are you?" you can hear him ask, you throw on the sweater and take off your bottoms leaving you in underwear and his sweater that reaches your thighs

You jump on the bed "sorry i was cold" you say making him look at you "holy fucking shit" he curses "is that mine?" he asks "me or the sweater?" you ask cheekily "i know you are mine but is that my sweater darling" he basically growls making you squeek before nodding your head "it looks good on you, from now on youll only be wearing my clothes"

You play with the hem of the sweater "Hey darling look at me" he says making you look up "how about you lift the sweater up a bit huh?" he asks biting his lip "only if you feel comfortable doing that" he quickly adds

You slowly start to lift the sweater giving him a view of your underwear making him groan "oh fuck"

"Okay darling if you feel uncomfy you tell me okay?" he asks making you nod "nuh huh tell me you understand" "i understand" you whisper making him smile "look at you being so good for me" he praises "how about you take those off"

You pull your underwear down your hips and off your legs and throw them to the side, legs closed making him let out a tsk "come on show me darling" he says making you spread your legs wide enough to show him your cunt "how about you rub that cute little clit for me huh" he tells you making you whine softly before your hand reaches between your legs, when your pointer and middle finger press onto your bud you let out a moan

"so good for me" Alphonso praises again making you buck your hips into your hand "please daddy" you let out making Alphonso freeze before you freeze, you take your hand away and sit up before hearing the call end

You sit on the bed in shock "oh god" you say before burrying your head into the pillow you dont hear when the window opens but you do notice when a hand wraps around you ankle and pulls you towards the edge, you are flipped around and Alphonso's lips are on yours, his hand slides up your thigh before it reaches your cunt "you are so fucking wet for me" he says

"If you want to stop say cherry okay darl?" he asks disconnecting your lips making you nod, he tsks again "use your fucking words, dont be a brat" he scolds making you whine softly "i understand, please touch me more" you beg bucking your hips into his hand that is laying on your cunt "let me think" he says "no, i think you need to reform that question"

"Please daddy please touch me" you beg making him smirk "so fucking good for me" he connects his lips to yours and starts moving his fingers against your clit he softly growls into the kiss before sliding a finger into you making you moan loudly

You pull away from the kiss "i need more please daddy" you beg softly making him coo mockingly "aw you need more? this not good enough for you darl? you want daddy's cock?" he asks making you whine "yes please"

He slides in another finger before quickening his pace "gotta open you up first angel" he tells you making you whine again, his hand slides into your hair and pulls onto it "dont be a brat and let daddy open you up for his fucking cock okay" he says before spitting in your open mouth "swallow" he demands

You swallow before letting out a loud moan "its feels so good daddy" you whisper making him coo "your doing so good for me darl" he praises you before kissing your cheek and letting go of your hair

He pulls his hand away from your cunt before you can cum making you whine he shushes you and unzips his pants pulling out his cock "you ready for daddy, angel?" he asks making you nod "yes yes"

He pulls your thighs to his chest and slides into you making you hiss in pain, he kisses your cheek "im so sorry darl" he says with a frown stilling his hips "i didnt mean to hurt you, you okay?" he asks making you nod "please move, daddy" you whine making his smile come back

He starts moving his hips making you moan out, tears spilling from your eyes "so big" you praise making him smirk "yea? is daddy too big for you angel?" he asks squeezing your thighs softly making you hum in agreement

"you want daddy to stop seeing as he is too big for you?" he taunts making you shake your head, you open your mouth to talk but he slams his hips into yours "dont talk unless its your safeword, i only wanna hear your sounds" he demands

One of his hands leaves your thigh and goes to rub your clit making you clench around him "you close sweetheart? you gonna cum for daddy?" he asks you making you nod "fucking beg" he spits out

You let out a loud whine "please daddy please let me cum, ill be good for you" you whisper to him "yeah your gonna be good for me?" he asks moving his hips faster "fucking cum for me" he starts rubbing your clit faster making your thighs shake before you let go with a loud moan

Alphonso growls before releasing inside you, he removes his hand from your cunt and flips you around "Im gonna keep you stuffed full of my cum, dont want to waste any right?" he whispers in your ear, his hands go to your face and he pulls you to him softly and places a peck on your lips

You let out a shakey sigh and nod your head "you tired darl?" he asks you looking you into your eyes "yes" you tell him making him let go of your face and he wraps his arms around your waist holding him close to him "go take a nap, darling, ill be here when you wake up"

You close your eyes, Alphonso reaches to the blanket and throws it over the two of you, its then you hear sounds from the door you go to sit up but Alphonso pulls you down again "just ignore it darling, its probably one of your siblings trying to check on you, they wont make me leave again i promise"

You burry your head into his neck when the door opens "y/n listen im sorry okay?" Diego says storming into the room before seeing a smirking Alphonso holding you "look your an adult and you can do what you want y/n i know that but if he hurts you i will fucking kill him okay?" he threatens making you hum sleepily

"I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS" five yells from behind Diego "i vote we just kill him" five says

Alphonso smirks "im balls deep inside them right now" he says making eyecontact with Five making him gag "hey man, just because you have my blessing doesnt mean you get to tell lies, we all know y/n is a virgin" Diego scoffs walking away pulling five with him

"Darl? you where a virgin?" he asks you making you shake your head "i lost it when i was like 17, they dont have to know that" you tell him making him kiss your head "i bet i was so much better then them" he says voice laced with jealousy "so much better" you tell him

[actualbird]

// spoilers for Marius SSR Will Of The Trees story part 2 and part 3 and part 4

KJBKJKSFJJDGKJSD LMAO??? MARIUS VON WHORE???? OH MY GOD, MARIUS, U SHOWOFF. u coulda just left and got the damn wood but no, u had to go show off ur abs. go to the corner and think about what youve done

.....actually, no, i wanna see this. mc, whyd u close ur eyes. whenever i make u visit marius, i am primarily makin u lift his shirt (when im not making u fix his horrid and always up collar UGH) uve seen this already.

tho marius rlly shouldnt be doing this in literal public kjsbgskjsg. we get it, ur an exhibitionist, now put ur shirt down boy.

oh my god, why are you like this, im going to punch u in the face and kiss u

no no NOOOO I CANT DO THIS. BABY MARIUS WITH HIS DINO JACKET AAAAAAAAA PLEASE. HES CRYING. DONT DO THIS TO ME.

this is reigniting my desire to write a fic where somehow marius gets de-aged to little kid and the nxx team has to look after him when hes so confused and scared and just wants his brother and the team try to hide the fact that giann is missing but eventually marius finds out and runs away because hes so upset and the team have a fuckin HEARTATTACK trying to find him all night because a little kid alone in the city at night is so so so dangerous. and one of them finds him just crying on a bench and that person comforts him til the rest arrive and they all promise not to hide anything from him again

anyway they spent the rest of marius' kid transformation living together so they can look after him and thus found family feels. marius doodles a picture of the team and giann and even peanut and artem is like "this is wonderful, but where are you?" and marius is like "oh. im not important, it's you guys who matter." artem's heart is goddamn breaking so even if hes shit at drawing, he draws a little stick figure marius in the middle of everybody.

ah. ive thought about this concept a lot. also im wailing crying punching the floor

giann von hagen little shit: confirmed. but hes a little shit with good intentions, he apparently only said that so marius would stop misbehaving and touching rainforest things without using his braincells kjbfgjsdg

oh my god....the girl teaching mc the secret prayer carving for marriage...can we give that girl an award, pls, she didnt even get a silhouette sprite but shes out here doing god's work

mc is so pretty oh GOSH, marius u r so so valid for just hearteyes staring like this.

ahh i cant finish watching this card, i gots date night in a bit. will continue some other time!!

[sadlysober]

MCYT dealing with a messy s/o

Clay + Sapnap + Quackity + Karl + George + Ranboo x gn!reader

Ranboo

he’d try to make lunch and be unable to find the cinnamon

the spices were always up in the top cupboard

you’d put the cinnamon down in a cupboard you were actually able to easily reach it

after re-reading every label on the spices and concluding it wasn’t there he’d go up to you to say you’re out of cinnamon

you’d walk into the kitchen, open the bottom cupboard to find the cinnamon sitting there

“why would you put it all the way down there?”

“so i dont need to almost fall of a chair to get the damn cinnamon”

he moves all the spices around to eye level so you could reach them easier

now you only needed the chair if you wanted toast

Sapnap

asking if you had any earbuds to borrow was his first mistake

the second was trying to find them himself

you had pointed him to a drawer near your desk

he spotted a pair on your desk and asked if he could borrow those

“broken”

back to the drawer it is

upon opening it he finds around 10 pairs, from pink dollarstore bluetooth ones to samsung wired earbuds, all tangled into a big ball

untangling some of them and trying them beforehand, only to figure out most of them are broken

minutes later he walks out with pink eardbuds

“you do know they’re all broken right?” he’d sigh

“at least these ones fit your look!” you compliment the boy

Clay

he needed an HDMI-port cable to hook his laptop to your TV

you told him in which drawer you kept the cables

looking at the drawer full of cables and headphones, mans almost has a heartattack

15 minutes had passed and he hasn’t returned yet

so you go check on him

he’s sitting on the floor, sorting all the different cables and putting them on piles

the piles form a circle around him

he looks you dead in the eye and asks

“how do you sleep at night?”

“cuddling up to my hot nerdy IT guy”

George

he’d been looking for gloves EVERYWHERE

the closet had almost been emptied and the pockets of the jackets had been folded inside out

he was at a loss

once you figured out what he was looking for, you showed him the way, pulling the gloves from behind some books

“why would you hide them there?”

“had to put them somewhere right”

“somewhere someone can actually find them would be nice”

“why don’t you buy your own gloves?”

he’d shut up and put them in a more convenient place

Quackity

mans looking for a lighter to burn some candles

“i think i left it in one of my jackets”

he spends approximatly 10 minutes going through all your jackets

walks in, holding all your chapsticks

there’s like 20

“how much kissing do you do mi amor?” he’d laugh

“i always forget them, it’s nice to have one in case of emergency kisses”

he’d start stealing them though

Karl

you’d often borrow Karl’s clothes, i mean why wouldnt you its the perfect combination of comfortable and stylish

yet from time to time some pieces would get lost

Karl was looking for a sweater which seemed nowhere to be found

“i might have put it in my closet” you say

so he looks in your closet - nothing

the piles on your bed and chair were also in the clear

while he was looking through them he would fold your clothes and put them back into your closet

he’d find another sweater he’d lost a couple of weeks ago and forgot what he was looking for in the meantime

his sweater was later found in the dryer

[zuffer-weird-girl]

I'm glad to know you're still accepting orders^^You could make an imagine of Dabi or Kai with the angel/doll has a personality like Max (Stranger Things) where she is addicted to skateboarding, and lives walking through the halls of the Yakuza or the streets where Dabi considers "dangerous". (Sorry for the half bad pediod, but I don't know, I was without creativity :P)? (Sorry for the bad English, I'm Brazilian and my English is terrible rsrsrs :'D)

Another colleague from Brazil eeeeehhhhh!!!!!

Please dont make this man have a heartattack due to you wanting to wander off to dangerous place.

Yakusa halls = 👍/ Dangerous and dirty places on the streets of the city = big NO NO

This man is overprotective as FUCK

Doesn't aprove of you walking on a dkateboard because he claims is not-

Oh, there you go falling and scrapping your knee again.

*sighs as he grabs the first kid aid*

Never once thought he would be using as much as cotton and bamdages as much as now after dating you.

If you say he doesn't need to do it he is honestly just gonna scoff a shut up.

He cares but refuses to show it

Grumbles like an old man but is secretely impressed by the moves you manage to do on your skateboard.

Basically: doesn't care much but is like a huge overprotevtive boyfriend that loses his shit if you scretvh your knee.

Ayyy

He thinks is cool but acts nonchantly about it.

Much like Overhaul, he has an first aid kit but is not the one that fits on a purae since he is the one you has to help with it later so the first kit aid you guys share is basically at a size of a wardrobe.

Dont ask queations on how he got it.

Touya isn't much of a irrespobsible but if you suggest to go out on the most dangerous street of the place he wil scrunch up his face a bit before going like "hang on let me get my jacket"

He IS going with you. No exceptions.

Basically a bodyguard at this point.

Once Spinner doubt it you could make a move on your skateboard and you and Dabi just looked at eachother for a moment...

The Lizard's man's jaw dropped dead at the ground at you jumping on your skateboard in the middle of a circle of fucking fire Dabi did.

Get dunked on Spinner.

[icharchivist]

babe i get where you’re coming from but i don’t think it’s a good idea. if Siegfried or Lancelot hid an injury from you you’d be pissed. Yes you need to provide stability yeah and they’re kids so i get not wanting to burden them with that, especially since for Arthur that would add a lot of guilt but................. it feels like it’s not going to be okay :(

sobs at least they’re supportive but :(

.... BABE DONT SAY THAT!!! you’re not going to be on equal footing with them by hiding you were hurt :( i mean, yeah, if you want to be on the equal footing of “how dare you guys give me a heartattack every time because you can’t admit you’re vulnerable you stupid fucks” but why would you want to be on equal footing with that. and besides you’re good as you are :( babe...

[rueren]

haikyuu boys and coffee

purely self indulgent. i have zero reason or evidence for anything 😭😭😭(didn’t do all the characters but i did as many as i could remember)

dont give them caffeine for the love of god don't do it:

HINATA ... self explanatory tbh.  throw him a mini snickers n hes set for another 6 hours

BOKUTO... another self explanatory one.  if he’s getting tired give him like 3 skittles and hell be fine

Terushima ... just don't im begging u please don't give him coffee.  he hallucinates

NOYA  ... he will bounce off of the walls dont do this to yourself him

tanaka ... honestly i think hes fine on his own but if hes with noya, they'll do something stupid like see who can handle more espresso shots before getting heart palpitations 

kogenagawa ... this baby doesnt even like coffee dont let him have any im bEGGING  he’ll hurl

LEV ... oh my god no please he’ll drink straight espresso thinking it’s regular n be like this is light work yall r babies then down like fOUR CUPS then think hes having a heartattack my heart 😭😭

atsumu  ... thinks he can handle alot of coffee, but is def another one who will start to hallucinate

futakuchi  ... i have no explanation for this sorry guys

yamaguchi  ... its too bitter for him.  doesn't even like it.   eventually likes it when he’s older but w lots of sugar

goshiki ... very self explanatory. it’s too bitter. he tried once, bless him, bc he saw tendou constantly drinking jt but he just can’t bring himself to like it

they need an IV drip of coffee in each arm and one in their leg please they are tIRED: 

AKAASHI ... self explanatory

SUGA ... he’s tired let him take a nap im BEGGING. those kids are his life force but they also suck his life force. he loves them to death

asahi ... i feel like i’m highschool he doesn’t really need it but time skip asahi chugs like 3 cups a night during fashion week

oikawa, ... self explanatory again

kenma ... he probably shouldn’t take it as much as he does because 1) he only drinks the insanely sweet ice coffees and 2) he uses it as a substitue for sleep but kuroo is convinced that kenma will one day bite his fingers off if he doesn't let him have coffee so he begrudgingly allows it

ennoshita ... he is also tired 

tsukkishima ... doesn't wanna deal with anyone's shit

suna ... also doesn't wanna deal with anyone's shit. 

osamu ... doesn't wanna deal with atsumu’s shit in particular 

matsuwaka ... have you seen his eye bags? please daddy baby get some sleep 

TENDOU ... this man inhales that shit bro you cant convince me otherwise

hanikami  .. yeah it just fits tbh.  he hears oikawa speak once and just downs a full cup

semi ... he’s tired of everyone’s ..,,,, everything ?? he needs a nap ok he also gets vv grouchy when he’s jetlagged dont @ me. post time skip he downs a cup or two before he gets off a plane so if there’s any fans on route that stop by he isn’t rude n grouchy to them 🥺🥺

somehow doesn't ever need coffee, they're always awake enough to function (if only barely):

daichi... he had to get used to it, dealing with all of their shit for so long.  

kageyama... somehow drinks milk and is then completely fine?  nobody knows how.  milk literally makes you tired i- downed a pack of strawberry milkshake at a training camp and was physically buzzing from all the fructose

kuroo ... pre time skip this man has never drank a single sip of coffee once in his entire life i guarantee you.  but post time skip??? cEO KUROO???? ........ yeah he still barely drinks it, but hes always got a large ass Starbucks cup on him so everyone fears him, thinking he’ll be cranky without it it was a present from kenma awh .  its actually filled with water or tea of protein shake or something im crying.  like can you just imagine everyone in the office scurrying to get the big ass rooster head-ass boss his cup of morning coffee bc they've seen him with this enormous ass titan of a travel mug everyday and he takes it every morning graciously, only to give it to kenma when/if he drops by through the day.  pls im sCREAMING

shirabu ...  thinks its gross dont ask me why.  i have it drilled in my head that tendou got everyone to drink it but they pretended because they didnt wanna hurt his feelings, and nobody actually liked him.   

ushijima  ... the most self explanatory thing ive ever seen in my life oh my god. he read online once that it has addictive qualities and immediately went d r u g s ? ! ? ! ? ! ? tries his best to stop tendou from his “addiction”. “it’s like heroine, satori. you know, like cocaine. irl make you sick” pls my heart can’t take it

aran  ... i also legit dont have a reason for this just lOOK at him

kita  ... he doesnt need it dude hes fine. dont ask how, he gets a good nights sleep.  literally never needs to pull all-nighters. cute baby awh i love him sm 

aone... i physically mentally? can not  see this man drinking coffee it doesnt work

IWAIZUMI ... honestly i dont know how he does it.  he is a tired man how does he nOT DRINK IT.

[universal-kitty]

.: NatsuShio: The OC/Canon Ship That Ruined My Life :.

(In the Best Way)

@supernatural-cat98, get buckled in.

   Let’s start with how I started. An Okami OC.

   Her name is Shiori, but her full name is Shiorigami, a brush kami OC for the game Okami. Once an adoptable from DeviantArt, I made her into a fully-fleshed out character fit for the game. Sure, she’s an usual hybrid (nekotori; cat body, but with tail feathers like a small peacock), but she’s the kami of Poems and Literature. She’s got social anxiety and a thinly veiled reference to autism, as she is stunted to everyone, including her extensive family...but writing is where she blooms.

   Fiction, biographies, history, poems of all kinds... If it’s writing, she’s happy. It protects her and makes her happy, even when she fears she isn’t a good enough brush kami. Even if her powers are an inky echo of her mother’s.

   She once had short hair. She once loved a Lunarian named Kazuki... A scholar of the Moon Tribe, during a period of tension and war between his people and the Celestials... Shiori’s people. Despite it all, they truly did love each other, despite never admitting it out loud. He was gifted a scroll of poems he inspired her to write. He gave her a golden necklace- almost collar-like- with the symbol of the Moon Tribe engraved on the back.

   ...He would end up dying in a slaughter done by the evil the Moon Tribe had summoned. Those who fled to the mortal world to escape the war becoming the only survivors. Kazuki was gone...and left Shiori not only with a deep depression, but also with a fear to care for anyone who was mortal.

   Who could die and be ripped from her grasp, just like Kazuki had.

   Her hair grew out over the years (faceclaim: Suiren Shibazeki from Hibi Chouchou), protected by her mother to ease her pain of the death of the one she loved most...and in the years after the events of Okami, would stay either in her room on the Celestial Plain or occasionally live on the mortal world, in a small house to herself among a forest not too far from Ryoshima Coast.

   And so. It would be this starting point for a fateful meeting...

   Natsu Dragneel. Specifically, burningheartdragneel, my roleplay partner. (To my Shio, @goddessof-poems.) He met Amaterasu first, having somehow...gotten himself a little universe-lost. Befriending her was easy; both liking to fight, both loving to eat... It was easy for them.

   Yet he poses an interesting challenge for sweet, quiet Shiori. Little bookworm, easily forgets to eat at all, and isn’t much one for the adventuring scene, like her mother or Natsu.

   ...However, it’s because of her Natsu learns the joys of reading; specifically, an adventurous story of fiction Shiori had written some time before. He makes a small, but decent meal for the forgetful Shiori, ensuring she eats...and even motivates her to get out of her home, taking him to show off Ryoshima Coast and her own Water Tablet that Amaterasu gifted her.

   It’s our current roleplay and a still on-going one, but we came up with so much more as we talked over Discord. They will slow burn their way, but us? We know how the path goes....and we ended up falling in love with a pairing of our own creation.

ExoticGeneral: Ah gods I love this! Especially since Shiori isn't the kind to stop her work to eat or anything Natsu would at some point bring snacks with him and probably feed her (and he hardly likes sharing either) because somebodies is gonna have to be watching over her. But if he woke up with her all beside him, he'd be pretty flustered about it. Plus as an added bonus he always oddly warm, which makes for good cuddling in the winter/chilly days. :3c Yeah, he'd probably be more careful with her because even if she is a brush good she's just so fragile. He'd probably bond with her relatively easy though since he's always been a cat kinda guy? But yeah, demon hunting would be a big no-no while she was around. No need to try and scare her away. But I thought about that heat headcanon thing would be funny cause I can't see either making the first move ever! xD

Aki: Oh gosh, yeah. Shiori's the type for "skinny love" situations, where it's almost painfully obvious she loves the person, but if nobody acts on it, then it's this firm stalemate. Tbh, she'd likely only "confess" if he got really hurt and she was scared for him....but even then, it's confusing for the oblivious bc-?? Was that a confession? What if it wasn't????

ExoticGeneral: But god a confession like that would be hilarious cause it might just go over his head! He'd probably just grin like an idiot, being all like 'Thanks that means a lot' and playing it off as completely platonic possibly. He may be bold in everything else, but love is something he's actually insecure about considering his first girlfriend died, his mom, like three of his dads and his brother wants to murder him.

Aki: Ommmmggggg. She'd probably laugh a little and keep trying to tell herself it's better this way, bc like...... (And this is what kills me) She'd rather have a friend in him than nothing at all bc of rejection so she'd start spiraling down and try to keep upbeat even though she keeps thinking about it and getting guilty bc what if he only wants them to be friends???? What if he didn't like romance at all?? She doesn't want to push him away from her..... She'd rather suffer years of not having him love her back then lose him. (And re-reading this..... Ouch on the death of the first girlfriend. Shiori knows that pain.... Except slightly more painful that she also never confessed to the guy and lost him to the slaughter of the Moon Tribe.)

ExoticGeneral: AKI DONT They'd both end up suffering because they're shy potatoes who can't convey their feelings properly for the life of them! It wouldn't even get better cause she'd only start going down hill after a while and he'd more than likely notice but not realize he's the problem in a way and FUUUUUUCCCKKKK

Aki: HAHAHAHAHAA, YOU'RE TOO LATE; MY POWERS HAVE BEEN REALIZED She'd actually manage pretty well for awhile, being oblivious, but then the feelings would start and that very emotion would be her downfall. Because then what are you supposed to do when you want to hug your "friend" for no apparent reason and just...stay there? That you wouldn't mind if he stayed over all the time and got to sleep with him, because that's when the nightmares kept away from her? (And even if they did show up, he was there to comfort her...) She's an absolutely wreck after awhile and keeps spacing out and begins to screw up and she's like a black hole collapsing in on itself and it hurts so bad to watch

ExoticGeneral: STAHP YOURE HURTING MY SHIPPER HEART BEFORE THE SHIP ACTUALLY EXISTS That blackhole though, like how do you even fix that??? Because the closer you get to her the more it's probably hurting her and you could confess but getting closer is what caused it to progress. HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!?!? Your making me emotional and it's only like 8 in the morning, I don't want to start my day sad already!

Aki: Shiori finally breaking down in front of Natsu though. Like, it was a little trip over a tree root or something and she says, "O-oh, n-no, I'm fine...." But Natsu's just-??? No you're not, you're crying. Why are you crying? What hurts?? And from there she starts bawling and Natsu is awkward but tries his best. He also has little to no idea what she's saying pass those sobs of hers, but oUCH PAIN EVERYWHERE. Then- awhoop- right out of that sobbing mess comes a pretty clear confession, whoo boy--

ExoticGeneral: But HOLY SHIT when a confession happens he'd get flustered. To the point of constant figgeting and just a permanent blush would cover his face. He'd probably end up staying silent, then just start crying and fuck me up. The first confession of his life??? hE WAS NOT READY FOR THIS BUT IS TOTALLY ACCEPTING OF THIS! She'd get to see an entirely new spectrum of him though when he gets all soft-hearted and actually reveals his romantic side???

Aki: Shiori's equally as flustered and waiting to please just collapse in on herself and cease existance....and then once she realized she didn't fuck things up, she's crying with him and so much affection????? Oh no, the cutes. Cutes everywhere. Also Shiori is a huge sap and she's going to love that. But now he has to deal with his cute new goddess gf blushing whenever he smooches even just her cheek. Or holds her hand. Or snuggles up to her..... When he breathes LMAO, Jk...~

ExoticGeneral: THem crying together. THat thought just gives me life cause they're just two mushy emotional destroyed people atm. Just I don't even know who would actually recover first at that point, maybe Natsu, and just give her the longest most affectionate hug he's got in him. This relationship ain't gonna last long, give it like a week and he'll probably die from a cute overload. He'd try to pamper her a bit (though he wouldn't know how really) and just take her out to star gaze and do some silly things. But holding hands??? Like that's really lewd ya know.

Aki: Yeeeaaaahhh, he probably would. Shiori's trying to calm down, but those silly tears won't stop~ But she'll still snuggle close when he hugs her and hug him back. AH. AAAAAAHHHHHH. Natsu coming back to her place after that little event and suddenly, her new greeting is, "Welcome home," with a bright smile. Natsu kneels tf over bc cHRIST DID HE JUST HAVE A HEARTATTACK?!?!?!??

   Oh yes. We had a LENGTHY talk about their confession... But is that all? Of course not!! We’ve also had conversations about...

   Sleeping habits:

Aki: Oh man, and if she woke up to that racing heart of his.... All sleepy and concerned and it's right out of a romance novel and someone help Natsu bc death is rapidly approaching

ExoticGeneral: And the thing is that's one of his quirks. Like his way of saying 'I think I like you' IS sleeping at there house a lot more often. TO the point where it's just an everyday exerpeince and it's only weird if he DOESN'T show up one night.

Aki: !!!! Natsu being late one night and he's surprised bc it's late as fuck but there's Shiori, obviously tired and ready for bed, but unable to sleep because she'd gotten used to sleeping with Natsu and his warmth. (He has to pull confidence and fake cheer before he's allowed to start dying in the darkness of her room; that was so fuckin' cute and she was holding onto that little cat plush and she looked so lonely jfc whAT THE FUCK that level of cute is illegal in all the states and all of the worlds and timelines, bYE)

ExoticGeneral: But I can totally see that! He just kinda pushes open her door and it's like 2 in the fucking morning. The conflicted feelings he must have though knowing that when he walks in there he's gonna suffer for a few hours or more but is like 'fuck ing worth it.'  (She needs to tone it down because if the guy who lives to fight wants to SNUGGLE then there's a problem. No one man, goddess or not, should be allowed to have so much power!)

Aki: She's just more than happy to see him bc dang it, she couldn't sleep without him...and the second she's comfy and curled up against him? Boop. Out like a light. (Plot twist: her real power is being cute as hell. Her cuteness so strong, who needs weaponry?? Flutter those lashes, tilt her head... If she has the ears and feather tails out? B y e. You're dead now. Sorry, don't make the rules.)

ExoticGeneral: JEEz THOUGH! Not being able to sleep without him! Now all of a sudden he becomes like a necessity for a proper nights sleep, or any at all really. (But that's one way to competely get to him. Sexy? Pfffft, he can ignore that most of the time. Cute, fucking slay him okay? Just 'Here lies Natsu, rest in pieces' and fuck she's a cutie!)

Aki: I mean.... He could be a mean little one and let her pass out once it becomes too much, but there's also the huge implication that Natsu actually sorta gets her on a sleep schedule?? Something she usually doesn't have at all???? When Natsu's getting snuggled up in the futon, it basically becomes a sign of, "Oh, time to stop for today and sleep." Reverse alarm clock, Natsu is. Getting a certain poetry goddess to bed rather than waking her up (or keeping her up, as is). (Shiori perfected the cute ability. Cute traits that'd be passed down for generations. Flirting-but-not-flirting, the ultimate technique. How will poor Natsu ever survive?!?)

   Dinners with Mom Amaterasu:

Aki: Meet the parents? More like, "Forget that formal stuff! Let's go out and eat dessert before dinner!!!!" Because Ammy doesn't really do formal anymore and why not just....use the time for the better?? Like eating???? Not to mention, then she can embarrass the two like, "Now you gotta feed each other. Do it, do it, do it~!!" Ammy is a gr8 mom, as you can tell

ExoticGeneral: Well I don't think it could happen. I think Ammy and natsu met because he tried pelting her with water ballons. There is no need to be formal after that! But I can see Ammy rigging everything somehow. Just like ordering milkshakes for all three but 'accidentally' forgets one so she gets a whole one while Natsu and shiori share. with coincidentally two staws.

Aki: "Hmmmm, would you look at that.... Strange." Casually drinks at her own like NBD--  And that's true!!! No formality exists here; there's only the two dorks and the shy poet, who's more than happy to be the little side-line cheerleader for their antics. (Unless they're questionable. Then she's worried and trying to get them off of the idea. Probably crit. hits Natsu by being cute.)

  The time I almost wrote in our RP that Shiori was gonna kiss his cheek....and they’re not even CLOSE to dating, oh boy:

Aki: .....It suddenly occurs to me that I want an aesthetic made of NatsuShio.............

ExoticGeneral: I'm laughing. This isn't a pairing (Yet) and you're like grabby hands

Aki: Hey. Hey. Compare this to the time I almost wrote in Shio kissing Natsu's cheek waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too early, and a little aesthetic ain't that bad~

ExoticGeneral: You know if you had wrote that slip up I would have went along with it too. It would have been a hilarious mess.

Aki: LMAO. Even Shiori would be confused like, "......I have never before in my LIFE ever done that.... Why did I do that now?!?" This is the Sims and I am the tru god and their lives are my pLAYTHINGS

ExoticGeneral: He would have stopped everything for a solid 5 minutes then continue like it didn't happen. If you don't react it's like it never happened, right? I mean that's how we do it anyways. We make them suffer cause it's fun

Aki: Plot twist, though...... Isn't even freezing considered a reaction?! So by freezing he thinks he didn't react, but the act of freezing up is a reaction in itself......!! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED, NATSU!!! They aren't suffering yet, buuuuut..... All in due time

   Memes, of course:

ExoticGeneral: Ammy: So do you and Shio call each other pet names? Natsu: Pfffft! No! Of course not! Ammy: What do bees make then? Natsu:....Honey? Shio, from the other room: Yeah, sweetie? Ammy: Don't you ever lie to my face again.

Aki: tHIS WOULD HAPPEN, F U CK-- I AM LOSING IT

   And the moment we acknowledged how we know this ship was The One; our OTP forever and always: (featuring the best rant I’ve ever written for this ship)

ExoticGeneral: It's literally freaking insane how you just start having ten billions of ideas running through you're head! Like okay time to put then through some angst hell, then recovery fluff, little slice of life, smooches and some bonding/ development??? Like Im getting way too far ahead of myself here??? But the ideas/drabbles keep on rolling anyway. This is how you know this is the one.

Aki: Yes!!! And like.... Honestly, I pride myself on doing "realistic" stuff? Having my characters contradict themselves sometimes, do something that would hurt....cause humans are like that. Hell, it's why I also brazenly went for Shiori's emotional breakdown when she heard the news that all Lunarians had died..... Including her dear Kazuki.  Being able to imagine and know how that breakdown went in my head, where nothing she tried worked, until she went crawling back to her mother to grant her wish to not exist...take the pain away......  Boi. B o i. When it comes to big time storywriting, I get hELLA AMPED. I'm ready to show them every corner of the world, good or bad. Perfection or deep flaws. Give me that angst where they will realize that it hurts, but having someone to hurt with makes the pain ease a little. It doesn't fix everything, but having those assuring words and someone who cares deeply makes it harder to be upset. Let them have those slice of life days where Shiori wakes up in bed for once, stomach not aching or feeling like a void, and ready to start a new day. Have him drag her out to explore and shake up her old, rigid life. Let them, in the future, kiss and hug and wonder why....but know that if waiting so long meant finding love and getting it this right, then it was worth the wait. Let them develop so much, that we look back to where we started and cackle with joy, cause they friggen made it. Wow, a sappy rant from me, yEEHAW

ExoticGeneral: Damn right sister! Preach it! Like sometimes I just sit there with some bsckground music on and its so fitting that you just throw out 20 paragraphs like no problem. I just need those days with them where they argue over something little and it gets so blown out of proprtion and convoluted that they just forget what is was about? Just random nights of stargazing then falling asleep? Or literally doing nothing and either of them thinks of their s/o and gets super flustered for no reason? The day they actually become a couple but still trains his tush off and shio doesnt ask how he got strong, but why he did cause heckie is that gonna be one wild ride of a story. But the simple, final answer is to  protect her. Not because she's the daughter of Ammy, but because he failed to do so with his dad and elder brother and doesn't want to lose her too. Like I want weakness that comes with trust? Fear that comes with love? But also the fulfilling satisfaction of contentness. That you wouldn't trade this for anything else, its a unique feeling that only they can deliver. Ya feel?

Aki: Right??? Good heavens, mention music and now I need to go look up Shio's number one mood music........ Can't think Shio romance (especially where it's "skinny love") without remembering the song, sO-- Right?? Well, more likely her trying to fight back but she angry cries and just gets frustrated and shuts down. Won't talk. Won't feed the flames anymore with replies, but doesn't seek peace, either. It's a night where it alternates between dead silence in the home once more or quiet, strained sobs of someone who's already used to being hurt; she's just finding it harder to keep that pain quiet.    But it's..... It's home. More than it's ever been. From a family she couldn't quite connect with some days, to her own home all to herself... A place her own and where her life fit.    Last thing she would've ever expected is to find- in many ways- her opposite....and yet someone she'd find herself falling for all the same. Where it's funny to imagine her home used to be quiet and peaceful. Now there's some training dummies outside and even if he strays from home, she can hear him making noises out not too far away. There's footsteps of another person in her home now. This home....it's his home, too.    Something they're both happy to have. Company, understanding, and just.... An imbalance that makes it a balance by not being perfect.    She slows him down. He speeds her up.    They learn something from each other.    It hurts sometimes. His life will likely be long....but to what length? Will it end? Does she want to know? Should she ask?    And understanding what her mother saw in mortals from that.... Just because they cannot match in eternal age, doesn't make it all any less. The memories shared? Still memories made. Love was still had and wasn't it sweet? To love someone so completely, to have fought and made up, loved and lost...    It's scarier when it's you who can be hurt; this isn't watching someone's life play out like a movie. This is her life now and his and theirs together and it breaks her heart to know she could potentially lose him, but..... He's going to teach her so much. And she would understand what her mother does.    He'll be loved all the more for it.

ExoticGeneral: I literally have absolutely no words for this. I cant believe you would make me cry like this at midnight. This was the most hurtful, true, heartfelt yet heartbreaking thing I've read. I freaking forgot you did poetry is you spare time like holy.

   ...They just. Work together. It’s the perfect “opposites attract” relationship while still maintaining a balance between who they are alone and what their relationship is. The bolster of inspiration and motivation that they get from each other... He motivates her to leave the house more (often with him on a little adventure) and gives her that experience. As said, she slows him down and gets him to read more. Even try writing for himself, writing Shiori a small poem that he [slams down onto her desk and runs off in a hurry] gives her.

   Broadening their horizons with each other. The support and pure affection and how they do their best in their own ways to support each other... It’s perfect. Made a home in our hearts. And we sure wouldn’t want it any other way.

   As a final note... Have one more silly little meme we came up with:

Aki: So I'm re-reading our chat [again] and I just thought of this...... Natsu: I live to fight, so Imma take you down!!! Shiori, in her sleepy-whiny voice: Natsuuuu...... I wanna cuddle.... Natsu, already leaving: .......Someone else lives to fight and will take you down!!!

ExoticGeneral: You know that old saying goes, he who runs away lives to fight another day I'm glad I'm the only who just goes back and re-reads this entire message board of gross romance and heartbreak

   So yes, ship NatsuShio. Your heart will thank you...after it dies for 2 hours because of the angst that tails this ship in bittersweet flavors.

[ppaltagon]

Pentagon Imagine - Roadtrip

Jinho:

mostly takes care of the food

Is the adult of the group

Gets scared during the thunderstorm

When you find a small river to bathe in he tries to keep everyone out of the water in fear the guys will get hurt - he fails

Refuses to drive the van but makes sure to always sit next to the driver

Snores

Sings campfire songs

Brought alcohol but refuses to share

“I need this to survive the next days.”

Hui:

Drives most of the time

Hates having Jinho‘s surveillant look in his neck all the time

Wanted to stick to his leader role but gets childishly excited and acts like the biggest giggly dork ever

Lots of excited screams and noises

Falls face first into the river - somebody may or may not have pushed him

Refuses to take off his wet shirt since he‘s embarrassed to do so in front of you

At some point his shirt disappears, nobody knows why, Hyojong is grinning evilly in some corner

Tries to make s‘mores

They burn completely

Hongseok:

Just wants to have fun

Is forced into the mom-role sooner or later

Lots of shirtless time

He‘s surprised when you almost get a heartattack from seeing him basically naked in the morning (don‘t worry, at least he‘s wearing pants)

Does most of the cooking alongside Jinho

Tells everyone a bad joke as a substitute for a good-night-story

Takes over making the s‘mores

They turn out delicious

Hyojong:

Oh dear lord…

Lots of screaming

Is probably afraid of all the bugs

Finds a wild cat and wants to pet it

Gets bitten

Runs around shirtless a lot

Apologizes whenever he catches you staring

Disappears one night and then plays a scary prank on everyone else

An actual monster appears; he screeches the loudest and jumps into Wooseok‘s arms

Shinwon:

Clings onto you when Hyojong plays his prank

Makes a drama out of every single mosquito bite

„Is there a McDonalds around here?“

Wants to play hide-and-seek, gets lost in the process

Disappears for one night, Jinho finds him in a cave, crying because he wants „proper food“ = a hamburger, and brings him back

„Are there dogs in the woods…?“

Has a nightmare at some point and crawls into your tent for protection

When he sees the river he tears off his shirt and runs into the water like a maniac

Changgu:

Lowkey sad because the internet isn‘t good enough out here to do a vlive

Even after a week out in the woods he still looks flawless

Always makes sure you‘re comfortable above all else

Occasionally helps out with the cooking

Convinces the others to take a stop at McDonalds for Shinwon when they drive back home

It takes him a while to get into the river; nobody dares push him inside

Yanan:

Goes fishing and brings home the biggest fish ever

Nobody knew he was into fishing

Somehow isn‘t there during Hyojong‘s prank, but nobody notices anyway

Overall he seems to be missing a lot of the time

You have a weird dream one night with Yanan looking into your tent, staring at you for a good 10 minutes, then leaving

...was that a dream…?

Too shy to take off his shirt for washing himself, in fear you might see him

You have to promise a hundred times that you won‘t look

You still aren‘t sure if he took off that shirt in the end or not

Is sometimes heard cursing in Chinese

Sometimes randomly throws people into the river

Especially when they snore too loudly (like Jinho…)

Yuto:

Has fun letting out a silent „YutoDAH“ whenever he appears from the bushes around where you put up your tents

Why was he gone in the first place? Nobody knows.

Just like Yanan, he hesitates to undress with you around

Sleep-talks in Japanese

Teaches everyone weird Japanese words that turn out to be made up

One night you sit around the campfire and he starts rambling about how in a Shoujo anime the guys would start confessing their love for you one by one, then getting all awkward and making sure everyone knows he doesn‘t have a crush on you

Has a very obvious crush on you

Until the end he never makes any advances though

Hyunggu:

Starts a weird dance around the fire on the second day; it has yet to be repeated

Everyone dances along though

Definitely one of the moodmakers

Tries to help with cooking, but is chased away by Jinho in the end

He and you make up a camping song together

Giggly and cute most of the time

Until you catch him dancing one night

Damn that boi can be sexy

Wooseok:

Not here most of the time

Is he sleeping? Did he get attacked by a bear? Nobody knows

Wants to drive

People screaming „NO“ for the next five minutes

Sleeps at least 12 hours a day

After the trip he somehow wrote a whole set of new lyrics

Eats the most out of everyone

„Hot s‘more yeah, you want?“

Freaks out over his hair being messy on the second day, but stops caring about it for the rest of the trip

- Admin Salty

[nintxndos]

an nsfw ask meme (hide ur eyes kiddos)

I was looking through my blog and saw I answered this ask meme back in 2016 and the answers are preeetttyyyy different so I thought i would give it a go again

1. Are you a virgin? nope havent been for a hot minute now

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Yes ive mentioned it to my bff a few times lmfao

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? Yeah my fucking dad (actually it may have been an sti but still)

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? nope lmfao

5. Do you swear under celibacy? nah man

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? ugh back in 2016 not a good time tbh

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? nope

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? Yeah my parents when I was 5 amd I still remember it vividly

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? yes I quite enjoy it tbh

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? the couch in my boyfriends parents house when everyone was home

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? car sex bc I dont want grass in my asshole

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? probably 14 or 15

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? yes I really love it too

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) I dont know?

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) didnt know this was a thing tbh lmfao

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? gonna take a guess and say no

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) clitoral

18. What is your bra/penis size? 38DD

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? yes

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? a boys dick ayyy

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? rough sex gets me fucked UP (though intimate is nice too)

22. When was the last time you masturbated? uhhh 2 days ago maybe?

23. When was the last time you had sex? god two weeks ago and im dying i swear

24. When was the last time you watched porn? a few days ago maybe

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? yes i have y first was a little blue bullet and the most recent is a vibrating dildo

26. Guys: Circumsized? not male

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? thighs and neck fuckkk

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? the clit baby!!

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? nope though wow good for the ladies who can

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? blue panties and a floral bra

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? absolutely

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? nope

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? nope

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? nope

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? maybe a week or so ago?

36. Which wet dream was your favorite? not sharing lmfao

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? well im currently dating my best friend of 7/8 years

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? yeah

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? no :'----( I dont even wanna fuck in the shower I just want my back washed

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? honestly i love missionary

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Fuck yes

43. Are you into any BDSM? god yeah

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yes because we live 3 hours away 😪😪

45. Turn on's? choking, spanking, being called names, ropes

46. Turn off's? age play is a no go

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? yes i have and since we started dating absolutely not

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? yes like all the time the (since he lives 3 hours away)

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? uhhh I cant think of anything right now tbh

50. Do you like dirty talk? oh fuck yeah

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? usually quiet bc i have to but I love being loud for my boyfriend

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yeah someone came downstairs and started yelling abt something, also my bf and I were fucking on the couch and the remote fell over

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? god my exs mom walked in right after I gave him a blow job and she was like "what are you kids doing?"

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? bruh my bf and i were trying to fuck and we had to watch his sisters dog (like in the room) and she started trying to sniff his ass it was so fucking funny he jumped off me

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I dont really watch porn anymore tbh

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) leabian for sure

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? uhhh threesome I think

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? dude this man had a pizza around his dick and the chicks grandpa deadass had a heartattack and she still rode him

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? chris evans tbh (older by a hot second)

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? I quite like my purple dildo

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? nah

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? nope and probably never will

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? yes for my boyfriend anytime but not for any of yall sorry

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? yes my bf is a fan of them

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? no bc I have real orgasms (finally!!!)

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? yes I tell my bf and we have phone sex at least once a week

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) yeah I kinda have to

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? when i was 15 I was literally sitting on a closed toilet in my house bc I shared a room at the time w my sister so i had no choice

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) nah I can do clitoral, clitoral/penatrative, and just penetration

70. Favorite type of oral? the kind w his tongue on my pussy?

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? havent really done any strange positions

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? not that I'm aware of

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? vaginal i fucking hate anal

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? clitoral

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I love being a whiny sub

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? yes

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? god yes that is why I usually masturbate

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes and absolutely not

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes and no

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? not while we were dating no, but ive had sex w people who arent him

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? yes

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? nope though ive had a scare or two

83. Birth control or condoms? birth control

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? not really anymore

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? yes and not really?

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? yup

87. Do you have any STDs? nope

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? yeah when i was like 15/16

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? nope never even played bc its lame

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? I swallow if he cums in my mouth but i love getting it on my faceeee

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? nope and yes

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? no

93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? yes

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? intended bc thats the only way we ever had sex unfortunately

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? nah

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? yeah I literally called my best friend (current boyfriend)

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? yes

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? yes!! we dont live together and we are constantly horny it sucks!!!!

99. Do you like masturbation? eh

100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? nope sorry

[juniemunie]

HTTYD Books: How To Ride a Dragon’s Storm Commentary :P (w/text pictures!)

((shoutout to astrid-the-fearless that started the whole thing and giving me permission <3))

Yoooo this is how far I’m in the books right now thanks to the blessing of pdfs and I thought; “Hey? Lemme try reacting to this!!” 

Mind you, this is ridiculously long and it’s all because of the pictures I added in lmao so peruse for your amusement ((I might continue this just for kicks :P))

So it begins!

-everything went wrong when the fire nation attacked

-OOh! Swimming competition?? Don’t count me in!! I’m terrible at swimming, in  fact, I don’t know how to do it at all!!! :DDD

-of course the competition has to have a spice of suicidal bravery and possible death

-clueless, tf dude

-aRE WE GONNa TIME TRaVEL??? WHaTS THE WHOLE aLaRM THING OLD WRINKLY??? EXPLaINNNN HoW DID U EVEN KNOW????

-the judges are basically 99% old dudes 99% of the time

-aweeee toothless u cutie

-snotlout my boy, sometimes i really want to strangle u, u know

-yooo sTOICK U'RE DOING UR BEST THE BEST ISNT aLaWYS THE MOST OBVIOUS he's trying im proud that he's trying

-good ol teamwork

-nONONONONO DONT TRUST EM 

-u got bamboozled 

-only in the near end of his life, yeah

-oh man hes gonna kill em again 

-same

-awe, she's just like meatlug

-uh oh

-bet y'all it gets worse

-damn straight

-sHOOT CaMI NOOO-

-i hear the Jaw's theme song guys

-tOOTHLESS KEEPS TRYING ;-;

-well you're a jolly dragon23

-how was this marketed for children again

-brUH U SERIOUS?? I JUST THOUGHT IT Was only nORBERT

-woh fist time getting a look on nobert and he looks cool

-whoops u gon axe him again??

-u mean an unfortunate series of events??? wink wink

-i wouldn't go there if i were you its completely messy there

-buddy this dude has survived so many times out of pure dumb luck

-theres still more to go hiccup so much more

-awww this is such a throwback to the first book

-norbert is a crazy inventive dude i wanna see how well he goes with movie hiccup in the right circumstances :/

-thats a problem

-im not sure whether to be terrified or impressed

-yoooo hiccup youre right youre prize is absolute misery

oh no

-whoops i guess this is where he became a slave??

-bitter grandma is bitter than all my mates when discussing love42

-oH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS IT HES GOING TO BECOME a SLaVE  HOLD ME

-nONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO

-my poor boy my POOR BOY

-oh man i knew this already but its still giving me shivers

-look at these drunk cuties lmao

-perfect excuse toothless hiccup totally believes u

-yOOO dragon nip exists in the books too!!!??

-This is one happy lot

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Uh oh

-Look at this happy boy <3

-U sure??? I don’t think so

-Oh shit.

-oHHHH shitTTTT

-u aint wrong tho

-hahahaAHAHAHAHA not yET

-well fuck

-YO. WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE.

-Oh. My fucking god.

-pHYSICS  WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY US-

-Knock knock its death’s doorstep

-Chances are, it wont.

-yEP

-“dafuq, why the hell is he running at us??” “maybe he’s given up”

“is it just me or is that an eye back there? “oh sHIT-“

-Y’all these kids know the drill already

-Toothless’ still asleep during the whole ordeal lmao

-So that’s how it works…69

-Stuff like that usually happens boyo they’ll prolly be back

-Poor Ronald.

-Not anOTHER ONE

-Shouldve made a spare and changed it while you were still in the border smh *Cinema Sins Ding*

-same

-a terrifying but intriguing thought.

-These sweet loyal kids backin up their parents yo ((Poor Fishlegs))

-i like the books that they portray a more worrier Stoick but the movieversion is also great too

-DON’T BELIEVE IT STOICK

-This LITTLE SHIT

-what??? really?? That’s a dumb revenge excuse :/

-We DON’T

-Holy shit he survived ((just like his third son cOUGH COUGH))

-In short; “Sorry to disappoint the masses, but I AM STILL ALIVE”83

-YOOOOO OLD WRINKLY KNEW??? HE’S AWESOME aND INSaNE!

-Poor stoick, tbh if he was movie stoick he’d have a heartattack by now

-Shit I feel bit teary in the eyes-DON’T LOOK AT ME!

-True just like this post that has way too much pictures like tf

-Sweet, but WHY WOULD yOU LEaVE THEM BEHIND???

-tbh this is both true

-Basically every country that was going to pillage America

-Oh shit times up

-whA-AA-At???

-Hiccup u little shit

-Discrimination between hair color too??? Jesus. Just when I thought skin colors -were ridiculous

-Have I told y’all I love sword fighting hiccup?? Because I do

-Nooo not his poor beard agaIN

-Oh. Oh no.

-fuck.

-Godzilla??? That u??

-tHINK aGaIN

-Tbh cats are sometimes really cruel ; - ;

-Nope. Theres always a chance of death bro

-OF COURSE IT WaS.

-This ridiculously huge shit

-Geezus. You’re fucked hiccup.

-Press F to pay respect

-ToothLESS HICCUP IS GONNa FUCKIN DIE

-TOOTHLESS U LITTLE SHIT

-Tbh, he does have a point

-Friendly reminder hiccup wrote this himself

-Hiccup the Insane. Sounds about right

-Me procrastinating some stuff i cant procrastinate while everything is going wrong

-yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

-yOOOOOOOO tf he doin??

-“yo bro”

“yeah loki?”

“some kid’s asking for your help. It’s getting pretty intense.”

“really? Lemme see”

“see?”

*whistles* “wow, he’s crazy. I like it.”

-“wtf is this dumb redhead doing??” everyone thought simultaneously

-oHHHHHH LIGHTNING LIKES METaL!!!!

-Benjamin Franklin can eat HIS HEaRT OUT123

“wow thor, you actually helped”

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“how tf did you say that”

-Ship: If I die, I die with STYLE.((Like Grimbeard fucker sang to his death while burning his entire kingdom down))

-SWIM FISHLEGS SWIM ((wow he c an swim now amazing what near death experiences teach you))

-Poor toothless ; - ;126

-Itsss the cirrccccleeeeee the ciiirrrccclleeeee of liiiiiifeeeee

-Lets hope I wont learn to swim in this emotionally draining way 0-0

-Tbh this is kinda terrifying imagine if they died this way 0-0

-I KNEW THEYD BE BaCK YOU BETTER BRING HICCUP aBOaRD U LITTLE SHIT

-Oh thank god

-In short; “we have ship standards, peasants.”

-LaTE FOR a VERY IMPORTaNT DaTE

-G G. u did ur best lol

-yEEEE YOU BEST KNOW IT HICCUP Me BOYYY

-They gONNa FLYYYYY

-FISHLEGS MY BOY WERE GONNa DO IT WHETHER U WaNT TO OR NOT

-That’s THE TRUE CHIEFTaN WaY BOIS EXaCTLY HOW STOICK DIED- I mean shit uh

-Awww berk would love u back in their own way too

-*sobbing in the distance* ((fuckin alvin))

-yOU BET THEY ALL ARE

-“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” screamed the Reader.

-Happy sweet old senile future guessing dudes make me happy ; v ;

-How tf would it be deer

-Just like Grimbeard did.

-YOOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU FISHLEGSSSS

-“IM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT THE MASSES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE.”

-SNOTLOUT DO U WANT TO BE DEAD??? ((before your proper death))

-When Old Wrinkly is mad at u, you better be ashamed of urself.

-He really is Grimbeard’s Heir ain’t he? ; v ;

-Uhhh more common than u think boyo *turns to Harry Potter*

-oooHHH u done for gumboil

-My heart kindly says mercy, but my mind screams revenge

-SHit stop giving me ides to draWWWWW

-Somethings are often just found at home <3 like my MISSING PENCIL WHERE TF IS IT

-Summary of Httyd 2 Hiccup

-SO MUCH WISDOM IN THE EPILOGUE HICCUP SLOW DOWN

-Nooo HICCUPPPP- THE DRagONSSSSS

-DON’T REMIND ME OF THE SLaVEMaRK U CRUEL BEING

wow

that was a ride from start to end. (pUN INTENDED)

things are getting intensee

*scrambles to read the next book*

[woozi]

hfdjdjdksk thank you all credit goes to me bc i gave myself a name on my own ( for my internet persona 💀 i don't like telling my real name so jssjsj) was too obsessed w/ rm's moonchild back then so wanted dn for my twt idk how but i came up with cherie moonchild ( i don't like the word ' dear ' bc that's what guys use here the most, to slide into dm lmaooo ' hi dear, happy birthday dear' 💀 ) mini tmi hehe.

alao i forgot to ask last time but do you the youtube channel form of therapy? i really enjoy watching his svt reactions, always make me notice and appreciate details more i loved his rwy reaction.

yes i hope both of them are taking care of their health, hao has been on airports so much??? ( it was little funny but like he must get tired hope him and jun are resting as well too, i'm very happy to see the updates of the stuff they're doing there. i'd love to see the actual content too but i have no access nor the energy <//3

i literally can't choose just one title track noooo 😭, maybe between home/dwc these are my kind of songs completely.

yessss it does make sense! naur </3 i should've kept the junhao reaction part a secret then :3

put two and two together...... what's two minus one? jddjkdkdkdledjdj any kind of maths will keep reminding me of this from now

cheol voice : we're too old for this 😭 wanna find the person made youth believe in ' 20s are your best years ' and beat him tbh djjdkskssk ( sorry for bringing in violence in today's tea party bestie </3 :3 )

same to you <333 ( seungkwan who? from now on you hold ' babu ' endearment title ) also dino got seungkwan so good in today's gose ep 😭😭😭 it was so fun i love love love insomnia ep ( it's literally 4 a.m rn, maybe i love insomnia itself as well help djjdkd) im so happy they brought it back i was wishing for cheol to participate since he gets whiny easily djjddk i love it :3 ( also booo for joshua / jeonghan winning and going home early i wanted them to stay till end ) let me how was your experience watching gose also how was your week? sending you a big hug and sexy week vibes mwah <3

OHHH I THOUGHT CHERIE WAS UR REAL NAME!! still v sexie nonetheless <3 sexier even bc u chose it for urself <3

ALSO YEAH OH MY GOD JKFJKDFKJFJD also dear is kinda granny-ish to me for some reason lol <3

and NOOO OMG WHAT IS THAT 👀👀👀 is this the producer (?) guy?? i have been seeing a lot of rxn vid snippets of rwy on tiktok dfjfdjkfd

I KNOW?????????// like, we know what jun's been up to but we also just see hao at the airport without knowing what it is for 👁👄👁 boy's gonna give 8stars a heartattack, lol. and yeah, i get that </3 keeping up with the svteenies is SOOO hard

AGAIN....... UR TASTE <3 giving u 500 kisses for dwc/home <3

NOOOOO DFJKJDKFKJDF i really dont mind i forget things like, 15 mins after people tell me things anyway lol 😭😭😭

the way i can hear "what's 2 minus 1" in my head is so-

ALSO EXACTLY OH MY GOD????????????/ who said this is the fucking peak of my life 😭😭😭😭😭 i feel like a beached whale wtf also don't be sorry omg i love hearing ur thoughts <3 also love it when people start unleashing their inner hater teehee <3

NAURRRRRRRRRRRR every time u call him babu </3 it is SO cute to me </3 AND YES OMG, i didn't realize how good the insomnia series is until last week FDJKDFJJDKF hope he does not get bullied today <3 the only thing they can call him out on is his sugar daddy tendencies anyway FDKJDFJKFD AND I KNOW OH MY GOD 😐 jeonghan just always wins in life for no good reason i want to witness his downfall actually (affectionate). I LOOOOOOVED LAST WEEKS GOSE <3 one of the funniest goses this year for me tbh! i'm excited for this weeks ep <3 <3 <3

AND AWWWWWW THANK U 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i needed that bc i just finished a week of exams and have one more scheduled a few mins from now JKDFJKDJKF i hope u also have a v healing and sexie sexie week as well <3 <3 <3 MWAH

[tw-imagines-forever-blog]

1. Imagine (TW - TR)

First Imagine on Tumblr 😂

Fandom : Teen Wolf

Paring : Theo Raeken x Reader

Words : 2.000 +

Warnings : lite Smut

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I was still new to Beacon Hills. I moved here a month ago from Canada. It was warm outside, or at least warm for me. Everybody in my school was wearing a jacked, of course it is winter but I don't feel cold outside. However, after two weeks here I found out that my best friends, Scott and Stiles are members of a pack. Not really members! Scott was there Alpha, a strong and caring one he was at every time of the day for the members of the Pack there. Stiles was different, he was a human. Yes, a human in a Pack full of werewolves! They saw the right side in me and Scott let me join his pack, even that Im not a werewolf like him ore a human like Stiles. Im a werehyen. It is a bit difficult but I can handle it. To be honest if you want to ask, I don't know where the shit is coming from and how I become a werhyen, I was born as one. And somtimes I just hate it.

So here I am, in the mittel of the schoolday during lunchbreak with Stiles, Scott,Liam, Kira,Malia and Lydia.

"Y/n? Everything fine? You seam a bit lost. Are you okay?" Lydias worried voice brought me back to the real world. "Yes I am, I was lost in my thoughts. Sorry." "Its okay, but what do you think about the new Student? Theo Reaken?" Scott ask. "I don't like him very much. He came out of the blue and is looking for a pack. I don't know how you guys fell about it but I would rather not come to close to him." Stiles replayed. "Who is Theo?" I ask, since I was a grade under them I didn't new about that mysterious new student. "Ohh, totally forgott that" Lydia started and pointed in the direction across the caféteria "The boy who is sitting alone in the corner of the tabel which is near the left corner of the caféteria." she explained. I took a look im that direction a spotted the boy, hopefully it was the boy they where talking about. "Or in a short way, they boy who is staring at you the whole god time." Stiles said and in that moment I saw him staring at me from across the room. Awkward!

Lunchbreak was over and I needed to go to my last class for the day. My last lesson was cancelled and we were allowed to go home earlier. I said goodbye everyone and walked to my locker to get my books.

"Hey" a voice from an boy let my turn around. "Well hey! Next time dont try to give the other a nearly heartattack" I replayed and shot my locker door. "I didn't mean to scare you, sorry. By the way my name is Theo, Theo Raeken. Yours?" He smiled at me probably only to make a good looking towards a girl in the middel of the hallway. "First of all that is not your business. Second is there anything you need, because I need to go to class." annoyed I try to get away but he blocked my way. "Yeah there is something, you are not a werewolf ore a human. What are you? And why are you hanging out with McCalls pack?" "yeah you are right, Im not a human ore a werewolf but like I said Im not going to tell you what I am. The reason why Im hanging out with 'McCalls' ore better say Scotts Pack is that Im first of all friends with then and Im a member of it. And now I need to go so if you please could go out of the way!" I said annoyed and angry at the boy. He simply steped out of the way and I half walked half run away.

When I turned arround the corner I bumped into Scott. "Shit, y/n everthing fine? I didnt see you there." "Its okay Scotty" I half smiled at him. "Okay what up? Aren't you supposed to be in class?" "Yeah I am but non other than Theo Raeken stopped me and confronted me with stupid questions." once again anger is racing in me. "What did he want?" Scott ask. "He wanted to know who I am and why Im hanging out with 'McCalls' Pack." I said rolling my eyes. "Do you answerd him?" his voice was filled with concern and a bit shocked. "Nope it is nothing of his businss" "Thats good" I wanted to walk away to me class but Scott catches my by my arm. "Pack meating after school by Stiles." I just nooded and turned away towards my class.

| By Stiles after School ended |

"So why so you want to talk with us?" Liam ask "About Theo" he replays simply. It wend silence for a few minutes. Stiles was the first one who broke it. "I don't think he is good after all. I just hope he is going away as fast as he was coming." "I don't know that guy but why don't we try to be friendly to him and looking what he will do?" Liam ask. "Isn't that to dangerous? " Lydia ask out of nowhere. "I am with Liam it is the best think we can do know, not only that he is a totall Jerk but mabye one of use can get his attention an can found out what is going on." I told them. "Okay" Scott replayed and looked at me "Y/n you will do that. Fist of all he seams to like you and second you got a good reason to talk to him amd get his friendship." The other three are looking at me with questioning looks and I began to explain what happend in school.

The next day at school I try to find Theo to 'apologies' what I did yesterday. During Lunchbreak I found him alone sitting at a bench by the Lacroos field. "Hey" I sat beside him. He looked at me and replayed a simple hey. "Im sorry what I did yesterday. I mean the half yelling and I was just ... I had just a bad day and wasn't in the mood to answer questions." I looked at him. "Its okay" he smiled "Its not, I know how it is to be new and looking for a pack to be in. I moved here a month ago." I explained to him. Suddendly the bell rang telling us our lessons will start soon. "We better be going back" "Totally by your side but can you explain me the things with the packs and other here? Im a bit new to a this and its just ... " "Yes I can, by the way my name is Y/n Y/s/n" "Nice to meet you" He gave me a small shied of paper and began to walk back inside. I looked at it and found his number and address on it.

Afyer school I went home to do me homeowrk when I got a message from Lydia

(Group chat from pack)

LM: And? How did it work?

Y: Good he is fine with the apologise and want to meet me so I can explain things here to him.

SM: Good Job

LM: Im on Scotts side

SM: That sound creepy

LD: Yeh it did

Y: Need to go, Ill go to Theo and see what I can find out

SS: kay, text if you found something importand

SM: be careful

(Chat with Theo)

Y: Hey it's Y/n. I wanted to ask if you have time so we can meet and I can explain things to you

TR: Yeah sure see you then

I shut my phone and went to my car.

10 minutes later I arrived at Theos house. I knocked on the door and Theo opend after a short time. "Hey come in" he opend the door wider and I stepped in. "Are you alone?" I ask "Yes my parents need to work" he guide you to his room upstairs. I sat on his bed and he next to me. "So what do you wanna know, Raeken?" I ask " My first questions is what are you?" he ask looking at me with hopefully eyes. "Im a werehyen" He nooded "Is there any other Pack here?" "That you need to find out at your one. Like I said Im new too and I really never thought of that but I think here are others." Silent felt over the room. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "What?" I ask shocked Why is he asking that? "I thing you understand me, so?" "I don't have one" I answerd his wired question. Suddendly I felt lips on mine. I was shocked, very shocked by that. When he pulled away he looked back at me with a small smile. "What was that for?" I ask. To myself I was not angry or furious at him, I just didn't expected that. "Isn't it obvious? I like you, even love" he smiled sweetly at me. I smiled back at him "I do too" i said. In no time after I felt his lips against mime again, but more hungrier and more passionate. I kissed back with the same passion. He slowly guide me to lay on his bed. On hand was on his neck the other in his hair, lightly tucking it.

He slips his hand under my shirt an placed them on my necked hips.One of my hands slide down his chest to the hem of his shirt and I start tugging at it, I want it of. He understand the message and brocke away from the kiss only to remove his shirt and mines too. He started to kiss my neck and leaved a few hickeys here and there. I moved my hand along his torso over his stumage and his chest. He grabbed behind my back and unclipsed my bra. He slide the thin material of and toes it away somwhere in the room. My hand try to opend his belt and I laught a bit at my failed try. He stood up and opend his belt and trousers. He slide them down and I could the his tent in his boxers. I smirked at him and he bend down in my knees in front of him. Slowly I removed his boxers and his erected crotch hit his lower stomach. I took him carefully in my hands and Theo groans. "What do you want?" I ask him, jerking him of with my hands. He only moans and placed a hand behind my head and pushed me a bit futher to him. I liked a strip from the base of his chock to the pit. He let out a low growl. I sucked on his tip, which was covered in pre-cum. I took him in my mouth and begin to trial my tongue arround him. "Ahhh, fuck y/n. Im about to cum" his voice was trembling and low. I moand at his words and that took him over the edge. He twitch and cum a few second later. I swallow, it has a salty taste.

"Your turn" said Theo and lifted you back into the bed. He took my skirt and panties down and begin to rub me. I moand out of pleasure. He kissed my lips and explored my mouth with his tongue. Without a warning he slide his chock in my pussy. I moand out in pleasure and gripped hard into his shoulders. He began to trust into me. At first slow but soon faster and rougher. I moand and moand out in pure pleasure. "Th ... Theo .... Im gonna ... come" I told him and shortly after I come arround him. He slid out of me and laid beside me. We tried to catch our breath. One it was back at normal I looked at him. He covers use up with the blanked and I cuddeld into his side. He stroke my hair and mumbeld sweet thinks to me. Mabye Scott's Idea wasnt the worst one.