#dont fucking read this

[syndicateartreblogs]

Don’t like it?  Don’t read it.

Coming back to this useless dead site to have a shitty opinion vent.

I don’t have a single ounce of sympathy for the creator of Welcome Home.

You put a lot of work and effort into a personal art project.  Congratulations!  You put it on the internet?  Fantastic.  You don’t want people to do stuff with your characters?  Tough shit.  Should NOT have posted it on the internet. 

You deliberately chose this specific style that some have compared to DHMIS, colorful puppets and all, undoubtedly saw how people reacted to that show and thought “nah I’ll be fine.”  Even though nothing about DHMIS is conducive to tumblr sexyman bs it still got vacuum’d up by the internet and had people shitting out nsfw art of red guy.  You thought “Nah I can control the internet.”  Newsflash idiot, you can’t.  You chose a style that activated the few neurons that the autism creatures of the internet had left and they descended on your work like carrion birds.  You start explaining shit like how its your passion project?  Nice!  That means I can make an AU right?  “No its my property” fuck you thinking you have a choice on how people interact with media.  “People don’t have a right to treat other people’s original creations like that” shut the fuck up you mouthbreathing troglodyte.  Trying to control how people consume media is like trying to ride a paper plane through a tornado: you fucking cant.  The only “right” you have is to not be upset when hordes of internet people start tearing apart your blorbos and drawing them spreading their ass-cheeks. 

What I’m trying to say is:  You posted it on the internet.  The second you did, you gave up control over it.  Show it off however you like cause its nice, but the second you try to control how other people act is the moment you truly shine like a polished ball of shit that you are.  There is so much pretentious bullshit trying to control how people view your art it is STAGGERING.  “But its polite to treat them with respect.” I’ll respect them when they respect themselves and not post their autistic rambling “dark” kiddie shit on the internet and act like they are superior to others just because they have passion.  Good on you, you made art like the fucking millions of other internet users.  Now shut the fuck up.

[venator-signum]

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[embraceyourdestiny]

to any americans who feel "paralyzed" and "dont know what to do" to help with gaza:

reading a fucking book. i beg of you.

in a time of knowledge suppression is it your duty to arm yourself with knowledge.

read about americas occupations in the middle east.

read about 9/11 from outside of america and see how they inflicted senseless harm and violence to countless amounts of people and have been suppressing your rights for the past 2 fucking decades.

read about any of the countless wars from the past 30 years. especially from a civilian's. and the victims and survivors' perspective. listen to the horror stories and do not plug your fucking ears as to what your country is doing.

and read about fucking gaza and palestine and keep up with what is happening no matter how "sad" or "uncountable" you might get.

dont look away from this.

you dont have the right to be comfortable during countless active genocides.

if you're knowledgeable, you're powerful, and our current state doesnt fucking want that.

you have the power to change things if you open your eyes and scream to the world.

wake the fuck up.

Edit: please check the reblogs there are readings and ways to help

[uomoape]

Very personal rant under the cut

I don't even know what I'm doing. I guess I'm just throwing this into the ether to get it off my chest. And because I know no one reads my blog, or at the very least she doesn't, I feel somewhat safe in doing so.

It's been months now and I still can't bring myself to trust her. I have never been more paranoid in my life, not even when I was heavily depressed and smoked everyday. She lied to me, when I thought there were no secrets between us. Both lies of omissions and straight up boldfaced lies to my face.

The worst part about this is that I still love her with every fibre of my being. Her smile, the one she had but doesn't wear anymore, is the only thing stopping me from offing myself.

It's half past one in the morning, I got work at 6 and all I can do is sit here and spiral down these feelings of betrayal and hurt.

I don't know what to do. I don't know how to fix this.

Never before, if someone broke my trust, had I wanted to fix that relationship. They always died for me the moment that happened. Never once have I looked back. And I don't regret it.

I want to trust her again, I want to go back to having faith in her.

I don't think I can.

And it's eating me alive.

I don't know what to do.

I made a promise. The most important one you can ever make. And promises are everything to me.

But I don't know how to keep it.

I have been alone for two days, and the whole time all I could think of was how insecure I felt now.

I have never been the most confident guy in the world, my own trauma and body dysmorphia have been plaguing me since childhood, but now I can't even look at myself in the mirror without cringing in disgust.

I have been self destructive all weekend. Snooping around trying to confirm my paranoia, and getting hurt in the process.

I feel like I wanna kill myself for the first time in years and it scares me that I am back here.

I don't know what to do.

All because I am not man enough.

All because I am scared.

All because I didn't make her feel safe enough

All because I am a piece of shit.

[oifaaa]

It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

[collgeruledzebra]

the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

[bunnyboy-juice]

you guys know butch =/= taking T right? you guys know dyke masculinity is not correlated to being transmasc right? you guys know that even your silly jokes where you flatten butchness to taking T/being transmasc is extremely transmisogynistic right?

[wtfforged]

my campaign hiatus has gone on for too long so to cope ive combined my interests at their maximum potency and had some dnd-strawhats thoughts

thoughts in depth under read more... :)!

this is SO self indulgent. their designs literally did not change. but i am a firm believer that dnd doesnt have to be european high fantasy. and also one piece literally IS fantasy. no changes are necessary to fit into dnd. ive already imagined plenty of campaign/oneshot ideas inspired by one piece. so this was basically just an exercise of trying to replicate their canon abilities in dnd 5e as much as possible without totally homebrewing everything. well. aside from luffy. you just cant take away or change his stretching.

LUFFY: (human monk. drunken master subclass. outlander)

the only plain human of the crew to balance out with the fact that he still has rubber powers. obviously a monk. but drunken master subclass specifically because i think the flavor(not the fact that its about being a drunkard) and abilities both fit him really well. this line in the subclass' flavortext especially fits him: "A drunken master often enjoys playing the fool to bring gladness to the despondent or to demonstrate humility to the arrogant, but when battle is joined, the drunken master can be a maddening, masterful foe."

ZORO: (tiefling fighter. samurai subclass. bounty hunter)

a fighter with the samurai subclass is so very incredibly obvious... but i actually had a lot of fun geeking out while comparing the abilities to what he can do in canon; Fighting Spirit, Rapid Strike, and Strength Before Death especially! tiefling is also pretty on the nose for his demon pirate hunter shtick and asura form, but i thought he'd be really human-passing for a tiefling and theorized about his tail getting cut off at some point or another before joining the strawhats. initially wasnt gonna give him a feat, but i gave sanji a feat so i thought itd be unfair to not give him one as well, so sentinel fits the bill pretty well i think!

NAMI: (tabaxi rogue. arcane trickster subclass. criminal)

cat burglar -> full grown literal humanoid cat. this one is INCREDIBLY self indulgent... i love... cats... theres nothing deeper to this and no other reasoning. i took cat burglar and ran with it. can you tell that i love izutsumi dungeon meshi? rogue for the aforementioned burglar-ing as well, and the arcane trickster subclass for when she picks up climatact! the mage hand will be very useful for her pickpocketing. in the future as she levels up with timeskip, i can totally see her multiclassing into wizard as well! weather wizard!

USOPP: (lightfoot halfling artificer. artillerist subclass. urchin)

I HAD SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER SHEET. halfling's Naturally Stealthy ability lets him hide behind his crewmates since theyre (almost) all bigger than him, so its perfect for hiding behind zoro or sanji all the time. Lucky is also perfect for him, and I think Brave fits pretty well too when he puts on the sogeking mask. artillerist artificer is also very fun! tinkering and making magic items for his crew, and i think Eldritch Canon or Arcane Firearm could both be easily reflavored as kabuto or any of his inventions. for emphasizing his sniper-ness, the spell sniper feat was also necessary. i think hes my favorite of all the concepts. big ears and long nose combo is so cute to me.

SANJI: (half-elf monk. drunken master subclass. guild artisan (cook!))

race was mostly based on vibes i wont lie. squints. and that vinsmoke balogna or whatever too ig. but mostly vibes. along with the idea that i think a dwarf zeff raising him would be really funny and cute. monk is also obvious, and same subclass as luffy for mostly the same reasons. though the flavor fits him much less, i think the abilities still fit him perfectly, and this blurb specifically; "Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer." i really wanted to give him a different subclass from luffy, but i dislike all the other monk subclasses a lot and i found none of them fit him as well anyways, so to try and give them SOME differences, i gave him the crusher feat.

CHOPPER: (awakened deer(shifter statblock) cleric. life subclass. hermit)

this ones definitely a mouthful im sorry. awakened deer for obvious reasons, but due to magic instead of devil fruit stuff. when i was struggling with his race, i looked a lot at shifter because of his forms, but it occurred to me that itd be super cool if he could shift between all of the different shifter options instead of being stuck with just one to replicate his rumble balls. something like heavy point/guard point=beasthide, horn point/arm point(?maybe?)=longtooth, walk point/jumping point=swiftstride, and brain point=wildhunt. hed definitely need some kind of nerf though to balance out that homebrew... and cleric for class. duh.

ROBIN: (high elf wizard. order of scribes subclass. criminal)

robin is definitely the one i struggled the most with just because of her class. elf came pretty easily- shes very elegant and i think shed look cute with super long ears- and i landed on high elf instead of wood elf for the int-based abilities. i was really on the fence between sorcerer and wizard for her because i knew shed be a full spellcaster, but i didnt feel that any of the subclasses really fit her. i ended up going with wizard for order of the scribes since it focuses on texts and knowing everything. but also because robin with a flying talking sentient book would be crazy cool. it could also be similar to how she spawns mouths and eyes places to talk to or watch people. my "fuck it, why not. this would be rad. its my house" mindset kicked in with her i will admit. also the One with the Word ability made me cackle out loud when i read it. thats the funniest ability ever. anyways, i cant really think of a way to replicate her powers, but maybe we could just reflavor a bunch of spells to be her limbs or clutch; hold person, maximillian's earthen grasp, or evard's black tentacles. thatd probably work okay, and theres a handful of spells to replicate her ability to spawn eyes or mouths. unrelated, but i imagine nico olvia to be a drow. why? her hair is white. i am a simple man!

[ace-of-d1am0nds]

u ever read smut in ur native language and all ur resolve in not being flustered just fucking crumbles bc wtf was that. im out here reading the vanilla-est ass smut like sweating and grinning like a fool all bc what? the shit is in spanish???? im disappointed in myself

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[mamawasatesttube]

i still can't believe that "you should read comic books in the comic book fandom" is somehow some kind of spicy hot take tbh. comics are cool and some of them have my best friend superman in them. and if that's not enough they even have lois lane. what's not clicking

[that-satireguy]

dont mind me just thinking about the fact that some of yall genuinely believe that the only trans people in 3rd world countries are trans women and have never considered the impact of forced pregnancy, child marriage, fgm and honor killings on trans men and when people like me talk about it you do an obligatory reblog then forget 40 seconds later and start talking about how transmasc invisibility is a good thing.

[iceagebaby]

Despondency / Refuge

that's supposed to be Bennys lighter, the Courier is dealing with cosequences of being thrown into a mess they had nothing to do with

the halo was something that turned out on an accident but i love it

Rant below

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[puppppppppy]

act 4 :(

@chipper-smol and i came to a realization